being a stormtrooper must be the worst job in the galaxy
>be ordered to stand in one position on one shithole planet for 5 hours
>get shot by some glup shitto smuggler
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They should've thought about that before joining the evil chud empire.
eh why is it evil again?
they are globalist, human supremacist, capitalism loving chuds
They kill randos, burn farms and blow up a planet and that was all anyone needed to know.
As far as the Galaxy’s concerned, the Empire lowered Alderaan’s crime, unemployment and poverty rates to 0.
>joining
They're conscripts
You would think a galaxy spanning empire would have better more elite quality troops like the dark troopers.
They do, they just don’t have large quantities of them, same reason why the TIE Fighter is the most common Imperial starfigjter evdn though the Empire has much better options like the Tie Defender or Tie Hunter.
Is george ever going to release the theatrical cuts again? Tired of seeing the stupid CGI bullshit he waffle stomps into the OT, but I'm too moronic to figure out how to torrent 4k77 or the despecialized versions.
It's not up to him.
I know disney owns them now but I feel like they made a deal with George to never release the theatrical cuts when they bought it. Why else would they miss out on money like that, tons of boomers and myself would love to see the original cuts. Only people who grew up not knowing anything different like the special editions.
Can you torrent at ALL?
I downloaded roselio sync because that's what the forums told me to do, then downloaded it onto my external hard drive. After that it said to seed and I didn't understand what that meant. I'm not the worst with tech but I will admit I've never really understood how to torrent.
>being a stormtrooper must be the worst job in the galaxy
Not even close.
How does he get down?
it's an elevator like one of those cranes they use to get up to telephone poles, but strictly vertical.
>great view
>fresh air
>nifty spear
Seems like a good life
It would've been cool to see the forest-camo rebels in action, shame the entire battle is just Ewoks
>one of them backs up off screen and vanishes
Smartest stoomtrooper
These are hilarious. Never seen these outtakes before
the biggest eu mistake was to retcon these jobbers into some fricking elite specops commandos. disney is even more moronic for doubling down on it and making it canon. these guys were obviously meant to be your average goons, nothing more.
I thought the point was they were elite spec ops then immediately went to shit after the empire formed because they cut all their budget
Why didn’t the Empire reactivate the droid factories and use them in their army? The rebels would be fricked if the Empire put a few droidekas in the shield bunker.
that was a concept introduced much later and then sold as a prequel, it was basically a retcon
any EU gays around?
weren't storm troopers technically elite forces? The only reason we see a lot of them is because they are gaurding Vader or key deathstar points. I imagine being a storm trooper is normally pretty comfy when not fighting god tier Jedi
The standard army trooper are those dudes in the tan uniforms on Endor.
The Stormtroopers were elites in the EU. In the movies they were described as having excellent aim by Kenobi and were purposely missing their shots in the first film. The Timothy Zhan novels and subsequent media popularised the idea that they were elite special forces compared to the usual army blokes. Everything went to shit after Disney when Dave Filoni took the ‘stormtroopers can’t aim’ joke seriously in Rebels and turned them into incompetent mooks just to wank off the clones.
Yeah, the Empire had Army Troopers who were just a normal ground army, the Stormies were elite shock troops normally used for difficult tasks like boarding enemy ships, we only see them so often in the movies because all the shit that happens in the films is too important to hand off to grunts.
Stormtroopers were always jobbers. Even an old ass jango fett clone took out a group of them.
B1 battle droids have comfy lives.
Would like to be a robot chilling with my droid bros
The question is why haven't we got a slice of life droid series.
Lusting after the incredibly cute droideka waifu, getting bullied by supers, chilling out in the hangar with the vulture droid big bros before they launch again etc etc
Sometimes an alien big shot comes in and acts like an ass
>B1 battle droids have comfy lives
You must have not seen any part of the Clone Wars era if you unironically believe this.