Being John Malkovich

I don't get it. What's the message?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That you shouldn't be John Malkovich.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just b ur self bro

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've always heard this was just some random dude from the set and they got lucky filming it but it actually did hurt John Malkovich

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malkovich

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovichmalkovich Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That it's bad being John Malkovich.
    Or good. I don't know, I didn't see the movie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now watch this movie. Kauffman is great and it's been on my list anyway.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you literally can say that about any movie. laziest fricking criticism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reddit response

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most movies don't have complete nonsense as a plot and disguise it as le heckin quircky kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >disguise it
          the plot is pretty easy to understand, anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that doesn't mean it's not complete nonsense. Go explain the plot to someone who hasn't seen it and they'll think its the dumbest idea ever.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright i just did and they thought it sounded pretty cool

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good for you. Feel powerful or something? I don't care.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't worry, some new Marvel movies are coming out soon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my name is warts

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else get turned on by the shot of Malkovich as a piano singer with huge breasts? Just me?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >homosexual rebuttal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isolated in a lonely tower of indecipherable speech

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related

  12. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    The message is that - Yes. Coffee IS good for you.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i forget, who did they originally want as Malkovich's friend before Sheen came along? I remember it being a kino idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was Kevin Bacon originally.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would have been so much better

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The message is that Catherine Keener is hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s actually incredibly hot in this but such a terrible person. Love that she played herself acting in this movie in Adaptation. She looked basically the same but was just really nice

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who got the shaft at the end? What kind of person were they, and what kind of decisions did they make? That's your basic answer. There are ideas about insecurity, acceptance, dominance, etc. in there, but that would give you the gist of it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very israeli movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's not

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