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STOP SAYING AYY LMAO
I'd buy it, just hide it all in plain sight.
>australian aboriginal art
yeah exactly it's like saying beavers know how to build a dam because they already saw people building dams
what did they huff before petrol?
the mcpherson tape, found footage classic
fire in the sky
x files, obviously
honestly we need more grey alien kino
Aliens don't want anything to do with us. Any species that was "benevolent" would take a look at how we treat things that aren't human, and how fucking insane we are with even one another, and stay the fuck away.
UFOs are usually not extra terrestrial spacecraft. It's weird how often this needs to explained to people.
The most Reddit post I've ever seen, thanks.
huh? they'd fix us within a decade
Do you "fix" ants? Do you go out of your way to "fix" chickens?
>Do you go out of your way to "fix" chickens?
You breed them to provide more of what you want from them...........
>would take a look at how we treat things that aren't human
You know we NEED as a species to kill living things to survive, right?
A species that never knew brutal competition wouldn't evolve intelligence. And no you cannot eveolve beyond your nature.
An alien species wouldn't be different from us on that front.
they would want our hot bodies for sex, are you nuts?
moron even finding bacteria on mars would be the discovery of the millenium for humanity.
its pretty much guaranteed that intelligent life is very rare in the universe, meeting someone else maybe impossible.
so this entire scenario of interstellar travel just to zoom around and fuck with some airforce pilots is completely retarded and why these occurences are not aliens
>Mr Anomalous, they've been here a long long time
Who thought it was a good idea to call him Deep Throat? Did CGBS do it as a joke or what?
>Invasion of the Body Snatchers
>Fire in the Sky
>Vast of Night
>Phoenix Lights (that found footage one)
it sucks, but the perfect greys film has yet to be made.
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I bet it'll be another 4 hour long panel to say nothing.
>aliens that can master FTL travel are going to waste time spying and fucking with a primitive, backwards species that hasn't even reached any other planet in their own system yet
>white people that can conquer the earth are going to waste time spying and fucking with a primitive, backwards species that hasn't even invented the wheel yet
You misspelled garden gnomes
This has always been such an incredibly low IQ take. We fly across the earth in metal tubes, have instant access to all knowledge in recorded history in our pockets, have bombs that could erase the planet in seconds and yet we are still fasciated with ant farms and chimpanzees and dolphins. We study them, make documentaries, learn from their behaviour. You're absolutely dumb as fuck if you don't think aliens would be fasciated with us
I don't think you can rationalize the behaviors of something so much more intelligent than you. Human behaviors probably wouldn't make any sense to an observing ant or spider.
>Anon knows how aliens think
Reddit is that way Neil deGrasse Tyson
Yet we humans, will go to the farthest reaches of the jungle or Savannah to study some retarded ass animal?
>pack of lions
>"I'm telling ya, I saw it again last night. This bright light moving across the horizon last night. Faster than any cheetah I've ever seen. Brighter than any firefly I've ever seen"
>"You know, Jerry claims one night the bright lights came to him and then he woke up in the field by himself with 3 hours of missing time. He says he has a vague memory of waking up in a bright room, with lights shining on his face, weird looking creatures all hovering over him. Anyway, he believes they implanted a tracker in him. A small piece of metal that tracks wherever he goes. Ive seen the scar myself"
>Never A Straight Answer
Wow, it's fucking nothing. As usual.
>well we can't rule anything out, subject requires more research, gib moni plox
>There is no evidence that UAPs are extratterstial
>BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
That's basically all I wanted to hear, no weather balloon bullshit, just admit there is some weird shit happening and we don't have evidence
>UAPs don't have enough data
>NASA will help make it possible to collect more data
So they're saying it's real, we don't know what they are, but we need investigate more
>How can we determinate what something ISN'T when we don't know what it IS
>Is the take away from this is that you want to remove the stigma from reporting alien sightings
>Yes, NASA loves all data so we want people to feel comfortable to report that and remove the stigma
BASED ALERT GET IN HERE
>inculcate the people with a stigma against reporting strange things
>America’s greatest surveillance network, it’s own people, now has a massive hold regarding unusual events/technology/circumstances
Yeah, it’s over. The commies and Levantine sorcerers have us beat.
Schizos chasing aliens will be the first to shout correctly about a red invasion, and America will fall because everyone will be in denial saying aliens aren’t real therefore the fleet of MIGs above Washington are not real.
>Q: um akshully isn't this for chuds and shouldn't you just be looking for aliens in space instead of earth?
>A: If you're saying NASA should keep it's nose out of this, we will not. We will continue our search into UAPs
literally just announcing a new position at NASA kek
Never A Straight Answer
Face it, any aliens that would even want to be around us would be just like us in mindset, which isn't good news for us.
*according to gnomish experts
>I brought the condom
>Egyptian beats slave with a giant corn dog
There is a Darth Vader carving on same building.
Reparations with modern pop culture figures ar common
Olmecs are not aliens they were just another race of cave man that survived the great solar war between Atlantis and Mu but were genocided by the Maya.
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These are just representation of what the greatest human empires have accomplished in the past about 25 000 to 10 000 years ago
source? looks fake
bot going crazy here
>dragons are real
>he doesn't know
lmaoing @ ur life right now
When the fuck are the aliens coming down to kill all white people? I'm tired of waiting.
bottom left is modern but ok
Reminder that Aliens aren't real.
If they're real it's probably more like pic related describes
All these modern abduction scenarios are fucking retarded and gay
the UFO phenomenon was created by the CIA
why do you think virtually every sighting has been in America?
>why do you think virtually every sighting has been in America?
Becasue they have no story, culture and mythology, and nature abhors a vacuum
>Becasue they have no story, culture and mythology
No not like that.
>why do you think virtually every sighting has been in America?
But that's completely untrue.
Why do retards come here and just shoot their mouth off and claim things that are patently, blatantly false are true and just state them with complete confidence?
>But that's completely untrue.
Communists under the bed, UFOs in the sky.
It's just another manifestation of the ever present, unconscious American fear of having done to them what they did to the Indians.
>mexicans are retarded scammers dont trust any of them
holy fucking shit NASA......
Intruders from the early 90s is a good tv mini-series.
Nope was pretty dope
Is Stargate really soft disclosure? Ancient astronaut theorists say "yes".
Belief is brain damage.
I've never met an "aliens" person who's not a 70 IQ mongoloid
The garden gnomes wrote about the Nazi death camps because they saw it.
MARS NEEDS MOMS
Traveling across space doesnt make sense. Aliens are either come from another dimension through a wormhole or something or it future humans from the future using a time machine
Right because our understanding of physical reality is complete.
>the historical documents
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