Best alien movies? Do you believe?

Best alien movies? Do you believe?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If aliens don’t exist then where did the idea of them being small, having big heads, and big eyes come from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best movie: Alien

      there's different theories - humans from the future, demons go to /x/ for that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a theory that says the typical grey face comes from memories from when you were a small baby before your brain was fully developed, that some people randomly have the ability to recall. At that stage of your development that is what human faces looked like. The eyes are the first thing your brain begins to recognize well, hence greys having big prominent eyes on a homogeneous and simple face.
      Add to that the fact that as a baby you can't move much, usually lie down looking up, and you have these two large beings watching you from above (usually with a light behind them), interacting with you, moving you, changing your diapers etc. and you get alien abduction memories. That's also explains the terror and feeling of alienation people associate with abduction memories: existence itself is a scary alien experience when you're a newborn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If aliens don’t exist then where did the idea of them being small, having big heads, and big eyes come from?

        moron take.
        Apes: Hairy, big body, small eyes, strong
        Humans: less hair, big head and eyes
        Aliens: no hair, weak, big eyes
        Aliens are literally just an extension of how we perceive us relative to animals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >existence itself is a scary alien experience when you're a newborn
        Bullshit. Because unlike Aliens these " two large beings watching you from above " also nurture you and care for you. Which babies learn very fast. Get hungry ? Scream/make noise, that big thing will get you food. Shit yourself and feel uncomfortable ? Scream/make noise and they clean you. Being afraid ? Scream/make noise and they comfort you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This was the first explanation I heard back in fhe early 90s that made logical sense to the grey problem. I still want to believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Late 1800s/early 1900s, occultists began "summoning" them. The depiction being used in stories that were written at the time made it mainstream.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I read more about those "occultists" contacting aliens in the 19th century?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aleister Crowley

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hol up…

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This homie knew what he was doing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Check them big ass wrap around mantis eyes barely concealed on his forehead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon just say israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the first big account (Roswell) had the bodies described as that and as did the few credible sightings after that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roswell wasn't discussed until the 80s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not en masse but the reports got out there initially of what was seen before the government changed the story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would assume the hekkin scienceserino followers assuming that space = dark = big eyes, they travel space so smart = big head, they spend most of their time in space so no need for muscles = thin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find it hilarious at the "I love science!" crowd now looking into UFOs after the government threw them a tiny bone as to them being real. They all think it is some nuts and bolts craft and still scoff at anyone thinking it could be aliens or other worldly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > assuming that space = dark = big eyes, they travel space so smart = big head, they spend most of their time in space so no need for muscles = thin.
        That's how evolution works.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ayys that advanced do not evolve through natural selection, they probably directly alter their genes to suit whichever environment they wish to go in/are assigned to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What if they're religious?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What of their religion revolves around transcending from mortal suffering by killing everything in the galaxy ending in genosuicide after they've mopped to floor with the poor "lesser races".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they like TacoBell and Catfood they won't transcend their physical body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What if space taco bell is soul food?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised Asians.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alien Resurrection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep that's a 5 star movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it feels like capeshit its the worst of the series id say three and four can frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did Joss Whedon write this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To convert impressionable youth. Worked on me.

  3. 2 years ago
    7634gth

    My homie ET ofcourse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have that record.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    challenge any of you morons to give me a better ayy movie than signs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alien vs Predator: Requiem.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Best alien movies?
    The Thing
    >Do you believe?
    No, I'm not moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not believing in aliens.
      But that's par of the course for christgay larpers

      Damn... Both compelling arguments

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Either prospects are hard to believe. But the possibility that there are no aliens is arguably crazier. That means Earth has the only sentient biological beings in the entire universe and this is as good as it gets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The scary thing about the prospect of sentient life visiting us from afar is that the notion of "we come in peace" is total horse shit. The technology, energy, and sheer psychological drive to travel THAT FRICKIN' FAR to get HERE from where-ever-the-frick would be mind boggling. If someone goes to all that trouble, they're here to move in or take everything we got and move on. They aren't coming over to share ideas. We'd be soooo fricking lucky if they just stopped for a quick picnic and then fricked off, never to be seen or heard from again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd like to extrapolate this point. The amount of energy required to go faster than light and reach Earth in a timely manner from wherever aliens come from must be gargantuan. with all our high powered telescopes we've yet to spot a planet with civilization like ours, which means if there is intelligent life out there, it is very far from us. if aliens can reach us, they have antimatter, miniaturized singularities, nuclear fusion, they have the capacity to destroy entire worlds and have probably devoured whole words in the process of travelling across the universe or hell, even just the galaxy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The simpler explanation would be that they live in a parallel dimension, with same laws and everything, merely another pocket in a 4th dimensional structure.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even the ability to accelerate an object to an appreciable fraction of c could be planet busting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                exactly, which is why I hope something akin to

                I'd like to extrapolate this point. The amount of energy required to go faster than light and reach Earth in a timely manner from wherever aliens come from must be gargantuan. with all our high powered telescopes we've yet to spot a planet with civilization like ours, which means if there is intelligent life out there, it is very far from us. if aliens can reach us, they have antimatter, miniaturized singularities, nuclear fusion, they have the capacity to destroy entire worlds and have probably devoured whole words in the process of travelling across the universe or hell, even just the galaxy.

                is right. would be pretty embarrassing for life on Earth to end just because the ayys want to stop for gas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                woops, akin to

                The simpler explanation would be that they live in a parallel dimension, with same laws and everything, merely another pocket in a 4th dimensional structure.

                is what I meant

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The amount of energy required to go faster than light and reach Earth in a timely manner
              This isn't even something you should consider because there is no shot that any physical craft is capable of the maneuvers UFOs can do. Save for teleportation or wormholes, even reaching light speed travel impossibility for a physical object, let alone exceeding it. It's also a miscategorization to compare teleportation to physical travel. In order to even achieve light speed an object would have to be massless, it's literally impossible for an object with any mass to achieve light speed because mass would increase to such a degree that past a certain threshold it would just collapse into a black hole like a star.

              tl;dr UFOs like the one in the Nimitz encounter, if real, are not entirely physical objects

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am including wormholes and the warping of space under the umbrella of faster than light travel. whatever ayys must use, it has to be extremely powerful. I think everything is physical, even the spiritual, I don't think physicality is ever ended but simply takes a different form, including consciousness, what you suggest is interesting though, aliens might be far more than technologically-advanced sapients, possibly transcendent sapients.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair, I'm monistic as well but basically in the opposite sense. I think everything is derived from the electromagnetic spectrum and mass is secondary.
                >aliens might be far more than technologically-advanced sapients, possibly transcendent sapients
                Yeah, the more I learn about these encounters the more I lean towards something like this being the case. Trying to find a paper I had seen regarding the speed / acceleration details of the Nimitz encounter but can't find it. This seems interesting though: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7514271/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair, I'm monistic as well but basically in the opposite sense. I think everything is derived from the electromagnetic spectrum and mass is secondary.
                >aliens might be far more than technologically-advanced sapients, possibly transcendent sapients
                Yeah, the more I learn about these encounters the more I lean towards something like this being the case. Trying to find a paper I had seen regarding the speed / acceleration details of the Nimitz encounter but can't find it. This seems interesting though: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7514271/

                I like Jacques Vallée's theories on the UFO/paranormal phenomena being linked. He and Keel believed it's some force that's been trolling humanity forever. It's impossible to study, appears as different folklore, and is seemingly doing it for no reason other than to provoke us. There are stories throughout history of objects in the sky, weird small people, and abductions/visitations to other worlds. Read Passport to Magonia if you haven't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do like this theory and all the stories of "high strangeness" surrounding UFO encounters that seem to corroborate something like this. I still haven't read this book but I think I will.

                Found this PDF of it on archive but might not be the latest edition: https://archive.org/details/PassportToMagonia--UFOsFolkloreAndParallelWorldsJacquesVallee1993

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I liked this up until I started reading Dimensions and Vallee starts treating Joseph Smith as if he had any legitimacy and wasn't just lying wholesale. I was with him up until he started arguing that maybe Mormanism isn't founded on a total lie while also acknowledging that what Mormonism claims as historical is provably false.

                The notion that "the phenomenon is self-concealing" has stayed with me, though, and I think there is probably some truth to this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean isn't his argument just that whatever this phenomenon is, it appeared to Smith in the same way that it appears as a UFO and likely appeared to the prophets of antiquity? Like it just kept showing up to him and telling him all sorts of shit to write down, fricking with him just like it has fricked with everybody everywhere throughout history? I don't think he's saying it's "true" anymore than he'd say UFOs or fairies are "true".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It would also mean we are like ants to them. We don't threaten them in any way and we have nothing they could possibly want.
              The scariest proposition is aliens who are technologically similar to us. They might have a motivation to be hostile. And it wouldn't take a massively more advanced civilization to destroy us. They only need to be advanced enough to install some thrusters on an asteroid. That's it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to be a complete fricking moron to believe in aliens. The space is empty and cold and we wouldn't even want to visit earth in the first place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ZOG, get off the fricking internet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vishnu, what is your planets equivalent of pussy and is it very naise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go for Independece Day.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not believing in aliens.
    But that's par of the course for christgay larpers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God creating the universe does not exclude alien life.

      Are you by any chance mentally moronic? Must be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now, I just don't believe in books written by ancient sand dwellers.
        Doesn't mean I don't believe in a "god".

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    of course I do believe.
    I mean look, if we find any form of life on an
    y other planet, even very primitive ones, then from their point of view we will be space travelling aliens.

    but while I do believe in aliens but I don't believe they visit earth.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    District 9 for sure

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I R BABOON

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a catchall theory for paranormal shit. It's all interdimensional shenanigans. Aliens are just folks from a parallel Earth where they learned how to travel across dimensions. Ghosts are just someone in a parallel world going about their day in a place where the fabric between realities is weak for whatever reason. Maybe they're seeing the haunted in our world as some kind of spooky apparition, too, at the same time. Demons, angels, whatever else, just shit from another Earth saying hi.

    For an alien to make it to earth from another habitable planet they'd have to have left so long ago, even with FTL capabilities, that there's no way they could have both evolved physically/mentally and developed their tech to such a point in time. It's way more likely if aliens have visited, they're from Earth. Just not THIS Earth.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire in the sky abduction sequence is KINO.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes there's some good shit on /x/.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This science book I had as a kid had a picture of Elvis with his eyes and mouth upside down to demonstrate this effect and it was very unsettling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >source: my dad's friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I remember this one, good story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any other good ones? trying to find decent reads like this is a nightmare
      dont really care how real they seem i just want some bathroom reading material

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Communion
    Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind
    Fire in the Sky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good list except for Close Encounters.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people have never had more access to cameras
    >UFO sightings plummet to next to nothing

    This has pretty much evaporated any belief I have in UFOs and ghosts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're just being more careful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are more videos now than ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The US government recently released 3 declassified videos of UFOs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still find that interesting but the amount of weird shit involved in this "disclosure", like the fact that it's being spearheaded by a dumbass musician and an admitted disinfo agent (Elizondo) who logically has no reason to even be involved in such a field of research, is at least a little bit fishy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree that it's at best a little weird. I do fully believe that UFOs (whatever they are) are real and have been around since at least the foo fighters in WW2. I don't think the logistics of them being ayys from another planet checks out unless these ayys have found some way to bend spacetime or whatever to travel here. Traditional FTL would make their frequency impossible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you considered they could have travelled here by slower than light means and simply have hidden base(s) somewhere on earth or the solar system.
            Everytime a UFO appears it doesn't need to have travelled here directly from arcturus.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >arcturus
              At least ill finally get laid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just based on how fast UFOs can accelerate and move, it would not be necessary for ayys to set up a base on Earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>UFO sightings plummet to next to nothing
      There's an avalanche of video sightings every single fricking day.
      But no one cares because of photoshop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A problem with a lot of modern videos is that there's so much bad identification coming from uploaders, low quality to the videos themselves, and a lack of any of the five observables on display. "WHAT IS THIS WHITE DOT IN THE SKY?" I don't fricking know but it's 99.99999999% something mundane since you can't see any details and it performs no maneuver that is out of range of a bird / helicopter / plane / drone / insect / whatever. Videos needed to be treated with suspicion - as "Has this been proven?", not "Has this been debunked?".

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only care if I can make one my gf

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one with Mila Jovovich. I thought it was extremely scary.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that aliens are demons and they're in contact with israelites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aliens possessing people
      Never heard this take before.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One night I was in bed and aliens came in the window and were like "we're gonna abduct you" and I was like "nooo I'm not ready" and they were like "alright let us know when you're ready" but I never did lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You missed out.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Life itself.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think alien life beyond Earth is self-evident as there is life here.

    I think aliens may be visiting us in a limited fashion, the same way we send probes to Mars. If they are able to travel across the stars and were of much higher intelligence than us, I think they would be able to cloak or conceal themselves with relative ease most of the time.

    I also would not be shocked if UFOs were something more exotic, like protrusions from higher dimensions, hyper-advanced artificial intelligences, or time-travelers. I don't believe any of the Hollow Earth or breakaway civilization explanations though.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be a big believer, but when smartphones became popular with their high quality cameras, and there wasn't an increase in high quality UFO footage, I became disenchanted by it. At least in the UFOs being extraterrestrial hypothesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Battle of L.A. also, if aliens are intelligent of course they would not want to be discovered by some looky-loo with a smartphone. makes perfect sense to target people in very rural areas where no one will believe them/miss them.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently found a movie on YouTube called "Intruders" made in the early 90s starring Richard Crenna (Rambo, The Rape of Richard Beck, Body Heat, etc). Pretty good for a made for television production. It's based on the work of Budd Hopkins dealing with real abduction accounts. Check it out.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing extraordinary, but I highly recommend the Vast of Night. Very comfy debut movie. Watch it late at night for atmosphere like you're being told a spooky story. Get past the the first 10-15 tedious dialogue and I promise you'll enjoy it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe aliens are likely but I don't believe in visitors. I think it's secret government shit. I hope I'm wrong though because that would be cool as frick.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That Tom Green special where he goes to the abduction towns and interviews a bunch of UFO nuts is probably the best ayy-related thing I've seen

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like dark skies because it's more of a horror and classical abduction tale.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody posted pic related?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse ayylium abduction kino comin thru.

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