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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAAAAAAAVE YOUUUUUUU

    Yeah, agreed

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOUUUUU

    Yeah. agreed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i simped hard for those odds, why didn't she put out?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its really great. I like the world is not enough more though, sounds more 'Bond-y' if that makes sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. I prefer the world is not enough as well. For me it's a tie between it and for your eyes only

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated theme. I think the movie itself is a little underrated. I like it more than TND, even if Richards is fricking abhorrent.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        TND has its own problems, the climax falls apart, the bond girl is shit. The first half up to the part with the hitman and the dead wife is a solid movie, then it just gets kind of dumb. TWINE holds together better, but the villains are kind of lacking in a similar way.

        Die Another Day has alot great ideas.
        Villain gets diamonds blasted into his face then race swaps to become a weird looking blue eye'd albino was pretty cool.

        The intro to DaD is good. The swordfight is cheesy but fun. Everything after, invisible car, ice hotel, it's all awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best but it's let down by some pretty weird and rough production on the vocals

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this theme so much as a kid I made it into an AMV.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      then they get billie eilish to do a bond theme and daniel craig is a liberal cuck. What a fricking shame

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    100%

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skyfall>all

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 bullet holes on the 7 of hearts. *chefs kiss*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >chefs kiss
      kinda gay

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale has a good song but it's a shit Bond theme because it breaks the cardinal rule of having the fricking NAME OF THE MOVIE in the song.

    This is the best Bond theme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking fire

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      UNTIL WE DANCE
      INTO THE FIRE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do love View to a Kill, but there's a bit too much of a disconnect between the traditional Bond stuff and the Duran Duran stuff. It feels like a big band cover of itself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      annnnnd the SKKKKKKYYYFAAAAAAWWWWWSSS and it crumbbbbbbllllees in the SKYFALSKYFALLSKYFAALLLLLISTHENAMEOFTHEMOVIE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Adele's song is dogshit for other reasons. Mainly the fact it's Adele singing it, she can't sing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I also liked Spy Hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. This, License to kill and A view to a kill are my favorites. Dalton's movies had the best songs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OOOOOOH LAWD OOOOOOH LAWDY LAWD DEM RANGS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Come up with a way to insert "Casino Royale" into the lyrics of that song (or any song) without sounding lame as frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they shouldn't have named the movie Casino Royale then. Oh, right, they had to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It might be a rule but it's not cardinal. On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Octopussy also didn't have the name sung in the opening titles.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's;

    1. The World Is Not Enough
    2. You Know My Name
    3. Goldeneye

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is my list as well.
      World Is Not Enough sounds so timeless.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did they choose that gay Smith song over this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a good bond song. neither of the spectre songs were a good bond song.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a banger, but it doesn't feel like a Bond song. It's not very bombastic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This song isn't that great. It's just that the Sam Smith one sucks so much harder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a good bond song. neither of the spectre songs were a good bond song.

      I really like Man of War but I can understand why the studio rejected it. Spectre is much worse imo, it's far too dour and slow for a Bond song. The slower ones in the past usually have a lot of energy and strength to them to make up for it, but Spectre doesn't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think "Writing's on the Wall" is fine as a Bond song, but Sam Smith sings it like a lisping homosexual with a tongue too big for his mouth. Here's a cover that does the song justice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu3xM8Gfa2M

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sam Smith sings it like a lisping homosexual with a tongue too big for his mouth.
        >like
        >implying

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jews are the cancer of the world

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You Only Live Twice is my favorite, especially when you know the war story behind the producer editing it together from 50+ takes because Nacy can't fricking sing.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Personal fav

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Best song
      >Best opening stunt
      >Best girl (Caroline Munro)
      >Best battle

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It will always be Goldfinger.
    >gooooldfinngerrrr BUUUHHHH DUUHHHH NAAOOWWW

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when I was a kid I used to rent bond movies from the library and fast forward the opening themes because they were boring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based, it's just coomer shit for 3 minutes anyway. start the fricking film already

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the best part was when I started getting in to Bond, my mom comes to me one day and hands me a stack of 7 James Bond novels from when she was a kid.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fighting animation reminds me of the Prince of Persia game and for that it's kino.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta go with Thunderball

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    View to a Kill is the best Bond theme.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's snake eater

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not Cinemaphile sings

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not digging even deeper into Cinemaphile's past

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      man I just started singing snake eater to myself then I read this comment what the frick
      this is some psycho mantis shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You like Castlevania, don't you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          huh?
          I think my monitor is dying

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    On her Majesty's Sneedcret Service

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDe1xi4tGUA
    Objective best

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You know my name
    >YOU KNOW MY NAME
    >YOU
    >KNOW
    >MYYYY
    >NAAAAME!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Q invents a gadget gun that fires Warwick at his enemies

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yup... kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Die Another Day has alot great ideas.
      Villain gets diamonds blasted into his face then race swaps to become a weird looking blue eye'd albino was pretty cool.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I interpret it as Bond surviving the literal deadly torture by imagining it as severe BDSM and using his arousal to steel his will.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >steel his will
        11/10 phrasing
        Hope to encounter more posts made by you

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond music even when not in Bond movie, still mogs the rest of the soundtrack

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still haven't watched any of the Daniel Craig films

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My favs in no particular order
    >You Know My Name
    >Goldeneye
    >The World is Not Enough
    >Live and Let Die
    >Nobody Does It Better

    Basic b***h I know. My hot take is that Tomorrow Never Dies deserved the title track over Surrender. Surrender is a shit song and it's only saving grace is that riff used throughout the movie

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    casino royale song is shit, glad that homosexual offed himself

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's the worst bond theme though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All Time High or Another Way to Die

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best bond theme:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This cover is horrible, way to make a strong theme schizophrenic

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice stealth Casino appreciation thread. I'm going to say it, it's the best movie in the series

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favourite movies, it sits pretty solidly in my top ten. I don't rate it very highly as a Bond film.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is it possible not a single one of you stupid fricks has linked it yet?

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    It's the best, end of story. Stop linking your shit taste.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best and worst films?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's 'The Living Daylights' and 'Licence to Kill', 'GoldenEye', and 'Casino Royale'.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        (Those are my favourites.)

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a wild challenger appears

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm more of an No One Lives Forever guy myself

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