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wtf is this real
pic completely unrelated?
cryptozoology is about "undiscovered" animals (real or fantastical) not any weird paranormal shit
since when are giants not cryptids?
He's wearing fricking clothes bro. Someone made him bigass clothes. That's a big guy for you. That's not a fricking animal.
who washes his bigass robe? and how?
he does
in the river
>gets in river to wash robe
>accidentally dams the river with his body and floods the village
haha sorry guys
His big ass wife
His wife is from San Antonio
You were saying?
Cryptid is defined by whether or not they can make their own clothes?
Yeah dude. If you saw a fricking Bigfoot but he was wearing a fricking denim jacket you wouldn't be even more fricking surprised? Or a little gremlin dude wearing a tiny little hat? Where the frick they get that drip, son?
All humans are animals, moron.
FYI there's some moron that aggressively gatekeeps the word cryptid. He show up in any thread on any board that mentions the word and tards everything up.
>cryptozoology is about "undiscovered" animals (real or fantastical) not any weird paranormal shit
Ok so by your definition the Okapi is a cryptozoological and Bigfoot is paranormal.
Tne big hairy guy has more paranormal elements than a regular animal.
nta, but if bigfoot is not an ape but a dimentional shifitng spirit, then no it would not by cryptozoology
All of the cryptid animals are part supernatural. Chupacabra is an alien genetically spliced experimental animal, Nessie is the ghost of an ancient aquatic dinosaur, Jersey devil is the thirteenth son of an old witch and a demon, yeti is an apeman with extreme meditative and psychic abilities, and you already know about the mothman
then those aren't cryptids
the term cryptid was co-opted by people who thought it sounded cool
real crytpids including former cryptids include
okapi
gorillas
saola
komodo dragons
pink-headed duck surviving
thylacine surviving
ivory-billed woodpecker survivng
also
>Nessie is the ghost of an ancient aquatic dinosaur
plesiosaurs arent dinosaurs
And that near-prehistoric hog. And some birds from New Zealand including possibly smaller species of Moa that survived until 19th century.
babby's first photoshop
bigfoot is a semi cryptid because they're half human and half ape
chupacabra is misidentified mangy dogs
just talk to anyone south of the border, they don't even know what planet they live on
however once upon a time it may have been a real thing that escaped from a biolab
giants are real, if the giant mounds in america are dug up, you'll find the bones
but haven't seen much evidence for tartaria
>chupacabra is misidentified mangy dogs
american 'chupacabra' are, cryptozoologists call them blue dogs due to the blue tint to their skin. Again this is a common thing in cryptozoology where people think a name is cool and misapply it
the original puerto-rican chupacabra is a completley different more goblin like thing
probably a misidentified mangey macaque as puerto rico has a ferral population
Imagine the costs to feed this guy. And the size of his jobbies. He must have been greatly resented by his peers.
They fed him and if they didn’t feed him they’d end up being his lunch.
I'd also like to know.
Source of image
I don't know, I saw it on Twitter. Looks AI if you zoom in
shit dat homie big!
maybe them other homies just small..
For you
forced perspective
Where he get the big cane from? Did someone like skin a tree trunk and give it to him? Does he need it to walk or is a fashion accessory?
5 ft 11 vs 6ft homies hahahahaha
Do you think he ever like stands on little dogs and stuff and feels bad?
great pic source?
The Kandahar Giant
giants are cringe. 1 bullet takes them out in the fraction of a second
I know that big game hunting is one of the driving forces behind big game animal conservation. And really I don’t have any problem with it.
But damn, for some reason I do wish the elephant got at least one of them
pretty melancholy, isn't it?
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KILL PROBLEM ANIMALS THAT ARE DISRUPTING THE HERD YOU HAVE TO PLANT TRILLION ACRE MONOCROPS AND SPRAY THE LAND WITH CANCER CAUSING GLYPHOSATE TO RESIST CAPITALISM INSTEAD!!1
you're chinese
heh at least we're not speaking German
what the frick does this have to do with my question
duckbros, we just can’t stop winning!
Status of breasts and boobys in America?
is that really why they killed it? how do you know?
because it would be illegal otherwise and moronic to film.
>conservationism requires killing problematic or surplus animals.
>some rich dudes are willing to pay a gazillion bucks to shoot an elephant.
>this money gets used to finance conservationism.
>twitter morons lose their shit and start crying because they dont know shit and have the wrong opinions about everything.
elephants kill these guys all the time, it's very dangerous work.
it's why they say all the greatest game hunters are either retired or dead
Why? Humans are the apex predator.
Hate these homosexuals. If you're gonna hunt dangerous game at least do it for real.
That elephant would've been doing a false charge but you just know he would've gone back to his gay ass country and told all his Richie Rich friends about how this 20ft elephant was about to kill him and he was all on his own.
this is murder
Okay slacktivist, what are you going to do about it? Cry on the internet?
nerves on these lads; second one isn't even ready to shoot. I'm guessing experienced firearms users and that recoil seems serious - lame ethics from afar considerations aside, it's a win for the generational expertise for efficient nervous system destruction collated over centuries by humans in this instance
its a false charge, ears a flaping, trunk flailing, it would be making a lot of noise
shouldn't have charged them.
coward dicklet white with gun
sad
Not happy to see the big fella die, but at least the guy hit the insta-kill button.
>NOOOOO THE HECKIN MLEM MLEM LONG SNOUTY BOY YOU CANT JUST SHOOT HIM
Kill CinemaphileBlack folk, behead CinemaphileBlack folk, roundhouse kick an CinemaphileBlack person into the concrete.
>stranger photobombs manlytear's family photo
Everyone thinks the guy is a giant, plot twist: he is normal size and it's a crowd of goblins at his feet.
By my math the average weight of his shits is 12 kilograms.
Daily reminder that all the "le giants" "Tartaria" and other weird schizoshit was a literal psyop made up by French Freemasons in the 19th century, and now /misc/goyim and twittertards are unironically spreading it for clout
Post evidence for claim
Masons lied about the existence of these things. Masons destroyed the buildings that were already in the US.
Giants have been proven to have existed several times over by now. Look into Tartaria.
>fricking YouTube almost has me believing in giants
Just big people right?
There is archeological evidence for giants on every continent, including Antarctica. The Smithsonian looted giant bones from mounds across the United States and locked them away. Abraham Lincoln even mentioned the giants of North America in a speech at Niagara Falls.
Bigfoot has been seen coming out of landed UFOs and even during alien abductions. There's an old native american legend about "men from the sky" dropping bigfoots on earth and returning occasionally to feed them
>don't speak to me or my sons ever again
Judicator giant, Ringed City, circa 2nd Age of Fire.
In Iraq we kill dogs for fun
Reminder that cattle mutilations and crop circles were never properly explained and then just stopped happening
yea because the guy doing it died
cattle mutilations always happened along black helicopter sightings
it's probably just army guys monitoring cow organs for radiation absorption from nuclear tests without paying the farmers or scaring the public
Also the Bermuda Triangle
Old legacy sailing-ship era human trafficking hub where they kill any interlopers.
Mr Mythos made some top kino recently on Giants
We never ever had humans hunting giants kino.
The Puppetmaster series stepped up it's game.
How do you stop him?
https://twitter.com/WowTerrifying/status/1661709483523842048
Possible pig-human hybrid
lol imagine if you clicked your link and it was just a picture of Trump
der coomer final form