>he was a gay, is that also le israeli subversion?
yes show sauce he was a gay
and papers written in the last 30 years by Dr. Schenkelberg dont count gay.
You do know Europeans can have brown hair right? You do know that the genetic evidence indicates ancient Greeks were mostly brown/black haired and dark eyed right? Pic related, Macedonian noble
Well, Greece was ruled by the Moors for 700 years and by the Mongols after that. What is considered 'Greek' today would not have been considered Greek by the ancient Greeks themselves. They got mutted into oblivion. The Greek diaspora here in Florida think they're the descendants of Zeus when in reality they're actually just Moors and Arabs. Sure they had their reeqoncueista but not until 700 years had passed. How the mighty have fallen.
>Alessandro Tomasi
That italian web restaurator is know to be a far right fascist and a catholic traditionally. He has digitally whitewashed almost all the people from antiquity (Cleopatra being the worst offender). Please avoid to post his biased works again
This is the only actual movie made about him. I wouldn't say it's good though. It's got some good stuff in it, but overall it's not "Great" (hue hue). However OP doesn't have any choice except this movie.
They should do a TV series and then follow up with the Diadochi wars afterwards >Linothorax is easy to make, avoids the problem of giving everyone weird leather crap because chainmail takes forever >Big setpiece battles with pikemen, chariots, horesemen, and elephants rampaging around >Appeals to the GoT crowd, lots of conspiracies, poisonings, incest, etc. >Plenty of homos and Persians/Indians/Egyptians to satisfy diversity requirements
I'm just glad they didn't massacre ancient Greece like they did Rome with a full cast of pasty inbred Britons and their atrocious accents, let's keep the anglo rape of Greek history movie-sized at least.
>They should do a TV series and then follow up with the Diadochi wars afterwards
This. It's better to highlight the tragedy of how those people fought together to the ends of the world, only to turn against each other because they each saw themselves as a worthy successor of Alexander. They could make an entire season just about Philip's rise to power and conquest of the Greek city states. God knows the guy only gets mentioned as an after-thought to his son when he was one of the greatest Macedonian monarchs in his own right.
>The Alexander Mosaic and contemporary coins portray Alexander with "a straight nose, a slightly protruding jaw, full lips and eyes deep set beneath a strongly pronounced forehead". The ancient historian Aelian (c.175 – c.235 AD), in his Varia Historia (12.14), describes Alexander's hair color as "ξανθὴν", that could mean yellowish, reddish or brownish.
There’s no real evidence he had heterochromia, once early source says he had different colored eyes but literally none of the others mention it
The Greeks thought it meant one was ethereal or between the realm of mortals and immortals so it was probably just propaganda. Tons of sources at the time talk about him being the son of Zeus (and later Ra) for instance but these are dismissed
Doesn't look blonde at all. It's light brown. Blond is like pic rel.
xanthos means blond
he was a blonde kid with heterochromia, basically an anime character.
[...]
cope
>we wuz greeks
Nah, the blonds at the time were slicing each other open and then drinking their blood and dancing naked in front of a firepit for le tree god
Hellenics were blonde once upon a time.
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Not in the way that you mean.
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They are muttified now. I know not all ancient greeks were blonde, there were dark haired ones, red hair, brown etc.
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They were also mixed back then. Alexander had full lips and curly hair.
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Well, he is mediterranean. Those features are common there. It's still a caucasian feature
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caucasian doesn't mean white to butthurt chuds.
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I know. Even pol doesn't consider me as white. (Im slavic)
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>/pol/tards don't consider pic related white
of course they don't, lol
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pagan scum
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Anonymous
Slavs can go with the germs to whine about being white, they usually like to be lapdogs for them. Meds stand alone and always have.
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Meds look like arab subhumans.
The indo europeans(yamnaya) came from russia
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The Arabs/Persians had a civilisation with reading, writting and science for milennia before the scandi's did, lmao.
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and what have they done since then
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I don't disagree but calling them subhuman makes no sense. Stick to calling sub saharans or aboriginals subhuman, the middle east is cool.
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I am fine with persians, i feel culturally close to them. Arabs on the other hand, are untermensch dogs
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Arabs my ass, they did nothing to contribute to civilization but bury their kids wage war against each other spreading their filthy language and larp the achievments of other successful nations.
Most of the islamic golden age were contributed by persians and some iraqis
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Those features come from North African admixture.
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This guy gets spammed a lot as Greek or Georgian or israeli etc
His actual ethnicity is Lebanese Druze arab
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Lmao even as an armenian, turk, israelite or any balkan.
What's his name?
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Idk I remember the Cinemaphile thread about it he even had a Facebook in Lebanon
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Nordicist fan fiction. Why do Nordoids continue the tradition of nigs to WE WUZ? Ancient Myceneans (Homeric heroes) plot closest to southern Italians. The most elite Mycenean ever found (griffin warrior) in the Homeric Kingdom of sandy Pylos had literally 0% Steppe.
complete and utter nonsense xanthos in ancient greek is a word usually associated with goldenish/fire-like things and every single dictionary in the world will confirm it
>he mosaics and the ancient historian's description are different things.
they were both hundreds of years after his
death >historian Aelian (c.175 – c.235 AD)
do you know when Alaxander lived moron?
then why did it buckbreak /misc/turds? every time a chud is posted some tourist replies with >why did you post a picture of john oliver? >registered democrat >troony
absolutely mindbroken.
He was a Med, at best he was brown haired. All the reconstructions portraying Meds with light blown hair look ridiculous as such light hair are very rarely curly so they look unnatural on Mediterranean busts.
They don't though, this is more a recent phenomena. People largely stayed in the area their ancestors did. Why do you think most norhern europeans are pale as frick and meds brown? They've had thousands of years to adapt. DNA evidence also proves this, yes there are always mixes but never outright replacements.
There aren't many good movies about ancient world in general. Pretty much all of them just focus on the same few events or myths related to Judeo-Christian history.
True. I'd say Rome is pretty good. Not perfect it or anything, you can nitpick that shit to death but compared to what's out there nothing comes close as far as I know.
It's got the two old Ptolemy scenes at the beginning and the end, and Gaugamela, which is the best depiction of a historical battle I've ever seen. And I guess Val Kilmer is kino, even though he's an odd choice. Everything else... This guy was one of the greatest generals ever, and you make such a long movie about him (Ultimate Cut I think gets close to 4 hours or something?), and there's like two battles, two. The rest is just him whiiiiiiiiiining and being a homosexual. Frick movie I get it, he had mommy issues, and daddy issues, moving on. Despite its virtues it feels so painfully long and boring. It's frustrating this is the only movie there is, but also it's a weird feeling because it has that feel of authenticity too. I don't even know how I feel about it.
Another Alexander scene that's good actually is the speech at Opis. He guilt-trips his men into continue fighting until after Hydaspes. Literally gives them the real Alexander is the friends we made along the way spiel.
Oliver Stones' movie is good, but pic related is pretty much required reading to understand what the frick he was even trying to do. Unfortunately no 4 hour film is ever going to do Alexander justice. TV would be a much better format, although doing all the big battles would get costly quick. Maybe they should do it as an anime, Alexander was basically an anime character anyway.
That's a great one. Really captures how much of drunk shit show that episode was. Also just how powerful the Achilles larp is. Got to be careful of that shit.
>
Physically, Alexander was not prepossessing. Even by Macedonian standards he was very short, though stocky and tough. His beard was scanty, and he stood out against his hirsute Macedonian barons by going clean-shaven. His neck was in some way twisted, so that he appeared to be gazing upward at an angle. His eyes (one blue, one brown) revealed a dewy, feminine quality. He had a high complexion and a harsh voice.[170]
> irrelevant ever since the antiquity ended
Huh? What about the spanish colonial empire, or the italian reinaissance?
Seems more like it was just the last 200 years meds weren't relevant.
>What about the spanish colonial empire
bunch of primitive indians died on smallpox wow, bravo
amazing achievment which left us with a legacy of failed states and dumb spics >or the italian reinaissance
happened in france/germany/netherlands
>amazing achievment which left us with a legacy of failed states and dumb spics
You talked about relevance, the spanish empire was relevant both politically and economically, several huge wars have been fought over it's succession that changed the course of history. >happened in france/germany/netherlands
Yes, as a copy of what was happening in italy you fricktard.
That's besides the fact that the most relevant ideology in politics and philosophy since marxism was created in Italy a little over a century ago, since we are talking about relevance.
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>spanish empire >relevant economically
yeah, you're moronic
stop learning history from reddit memes
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Yes, the coming of spices and stuff like cocoa and other goods from the colonies, including gold, was absolutely relevant to the economic state of europe, and the money they threw to finance the protestant wars was insane.
Denying this is admitting you are a moron that doesn't know what he is talking about.
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All of these were also brought to europe by portugese, dutch, english etc. merchants, usually on a much larger scale than spaniards did, but well, a redditor like you only understands big colors on the map
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Just because they were not the only ones doesn't mean they weren't relevant.
You are trying moving the goalpost AGAIN. >usually on a much larger scale than spaniards did
Please, do back up those claims with a source, did the english in 1500s really bring more goods from south america than spain? Or are you making shit up? >a redditor like you only understands big colors on the map
Yes yes, everyone that points out you are moronic is reddit.
I didn't even talk about the amount of territory they held, so you are once again, making shit up.
Get over it. Your statement was moronic and you should have felt embarrassed and closed the tab, instead of desperately trying to prove how actually the portuguese and spanish empire were never relevant and Italy wasn't either by constantly strawmanning and moving goalposts.
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>you are moronic because you are moronic also please ignore my lack of knowledge and admit i'm right
yawn
How the frick do you measure "datability"? The obsession with psychology, data, and statistics that incels have whilst simultaneously decrying the modern materialistic israelites and demanding a return to tradition is mind boggling. It's not cognitive dissonance, it's schizophrenia.
Here we go again with the anglo and scandi idiots not understanding that there are blonde people the Med, but they do not look like blonde people in their own countries. They're still darker, swarthier and hairier than even dark haired northern europeans. You simply do not evolve to survive 30-40 degree summers with milk white skin, morons.
I hate this modern science theatrics bros. This is the seem shit as making cheddar man look like ngubu. Call me a moron I don't care but they really don't know shit
its like you people can only understand the existence of full black or full blonde people, there are many degrees in between, many mediterranan people have blonde hair in their youth but as time goes one the hair darkens though sometimes the sun makes it look lighter than it is
morons on this site think whites don't have black or brown hair.
or they say it ironically, idk which. either way, it's fricking dogshit moronic and i hate it beyond belief. if it's a troll, you succeeded in trolling me, cause it makes me angry enough i'd like to stomp on your necks.
if thats true I would want them to be consistent and tear down every classic and neoclassical building and destroy every greek or roman column found in their own "white" countries aswell as change the name of planets and anyother reference to classic culture
>morons on this site think whites don't have black or brown hair.
Americans are thats moronic kek years ago I was reading Tina Fey's biography (don't ask why) and she said since she was a little girl she didn't consider herself "all the way white" because her hair was brown. That's a moronic notion. All her ancestry is European.
It's so obvious that snowBlack person posters are Americans because you can tell they've never left their shithole states and actually explored Europe and its people, especially the Mediterranean countries.
This. We have a great multicultural society and history where we periodically become the muslims' b***hes for centuries at a time. Inshallah, you fricking amerimutt kaffirs.
He was blond.
Never seen that one.
Dial8
You should probably read more
And homosexual, but that's redundant.
everybody knows he was greek.
Only "evidence" if that is that he thought girls were weird when he was a small child and his chronicler said nice shit about him.
Yeah and also the eunuch boywife he was fricking in the ass, that might be another hint.
No. Reminder he almost killed the Persian emissary for suggesting that he offer Alexander a little boy.
Alexander had numerous female lovers and literally 0 male ones in ancient sources.
It's so funny you homosexuals cry all day about WOKE shit but completely like to eat up the "history is gay" narrative, which is like proto woke.
>we wuz greeks
you are not white nor mediterranean
The image that shattered what was left of Vargs sanity
Top looks comfy. Like a hobbit hole
this! the only known surviving image of him while he was alive has him with blond hair.
jews and their minions try and brown everything now.
he was a gay, is that also le israeli subversion? what a cope.
>he was a gay, is that also le israeli subversion?
yes show sauce he was a gay
and papers written in the last 30 years by Dr. Schenkelberg dont count gay.
You do know Europeans can have brown hair right? You do know that the genetic evidence indicates ancient Greeks were mostly brown/black haired and dark eyed right? Pic related, Macedonian noble
Nah, the blonds at the time were slicing each other open and then drinking their blood and dancing naked in front of a firepit for le tree god
cope
Pretty brown-haired lady.
presumably this fresco shows a woman depicted with blond hair as they painted the hair the same way they represented gold
He wasn’t blonde, his hair was a really light brown almost red.
Same with Augustus
That's right
Cope
Brütal
Well, Greece was ruled by the Moors for 700 years and by the Mongols after that. What is considered 'Greek' today would not have been considered Greek by the ancient Greeks themselves. They got mutted into oblivion. The Greek diaspora here in Florida think they're the descendants of Zeus when in reality they're actually just Moors and Arabs. Sure they had their reeqoncueista but not until 700 years had passed. How the mighty have fallen.
>Greece was ruled by the Moors for 700 years and by the Mongols after that.
amerimutt educaishon
Moors aside, where the frick did mongols even come from? Amerimutts are strange creatures
>Amerishart education
lol
>UUUUH EXCUSE ME IT WAS NOT MOOR wiener WE WERE SUCKING FOR 400 YEARS IT WAS TURKISH wiener THANK YOU VERY MUCH
ok Ahmed lol
Do amerisharts really?
calm down Stavros, eat some souvlaki and patsas
Do amerisharts really?
>Do amerisharts really?
Not him but seriously, do Amerisharts really?
>Not him
nice try
stop samegayging lmao
Do amerisharts really?
>phoneposter
yikes
return the stolen phone, Yussuf
>le phoneposter!
Accusation made by fat amerishart sitting at his gaming desk
>hahaha I ruined this site but YOU are posting from your desktop!
ok? did your imam told you this comeback?
I ruined this site
Oh no, something of true value was lost! Frick off you lifeless homosexual lmao
I don't know what's worse, a Nafri with good English skills or an ESL Amerishart (you)
Do amerisharts really?
I made several, budget for each movie was multiple billion. Only for private use though.
>Alessandro Tomasi
That italian web restaurator is know to be a far right fascist and a catholic traditionally. He has digitally whitewashed almost all the people from antiquity (Cleopatra being the worst offender). Please avoid to post his biased works again
Cleopatra was Greek, not a negress.
Her mother was egyptian, a POC.
Egyptians arena subsaharans.
She is actually greek
>Her mother was egyptian, a POC.
no she wasn't
get fricking lost tyron
Macedonian
Nobody really knows but we belive she was Cleopatra VI Tryphaena who was greek
>whitewashed
>Cleopatra being the worst offender
she was Greek too homosexual
>That italian web restaurator is know to be a far right fascist and a catholic traditionally
How based.
I bet he makes trannies seethe
>untrustworthy face
>has very shallow brow indentation
Doesn't add up
right looks slavic
TAKE THAT
TASTE THE PAIN
Reminde he cannot completely conquer Afghan Bvlls.
>did dna test no greek ancestry. Only central asian, anatolian, russian(steppe) ancestry
Original Afghans got raped by Aryans.
Afghans are aryans
Aryana was the ancient name for afghanistan.
Zartosht was from balkh herat
Ugly people, inside and out
Cope
the Final cut of Oliver Stone's 2004 film is pretty good.
Saving everyone time by highlighting the single actual answer in a thread of unrelated screeching about race and physiognomy.
This is the only actual movie made about him. I wouldn't say it's good though. It's got some good stuff in it, but overall it's not "Great" (hue hue). However OP doesn't have any choice except this movie.
What the hell, that doesn't look like Colin Farrell at all
They should do a TV series and then follow up with the Diadochi wars afterwards
>Linothorax is easy to make, avoids the problem of giving everyone weird leather crap because chainmail takes forever
>Big setpiece battles with pikemen, chariots, horesemen, and elephants rampaging around
>Appeals to the GoT crowd, lots of conspiracies, poisonings, incest, etc.
>Plenty of homos and Persians/Indians/Egyptians to satisfy diversity requirements
Why do they have gay pointing looking hoplite helmet?
This looks a lot more badass!
Penis hats were Macedonian, that is a Spartan helmet
Phillip actually subdued the Spartans and abolished their helot system
He didn't.
Philip would have to be a Black person, I don't accept this.
I'm just glad they didn't massacre ancient Greece like they did Rome with a full cast of pasty inbred Britons and their atrocious accents, let's keep the anglo rape of Greek history movie-sized at least.
I couldn't stand those awful mick accents in the movie
Lmao the extent of Greek heritage is literally a fat guy talking about his little dick and doing bad crowd work on tiktok.
Basically classical theater and oration, this noble man is a true heir of the ancient Hellenes
>They should do a TV series and then follow up with the Diadochi wars afterwards
This. It's better to highlight the tragedy of how those people fought together to the ends of the world, only to turn against each other because they each saw themselves as a worthy successor of Alexander. They could make an entire season just about Philip's rise to power and conquest of the Greek city states. God knows the guy only gets mentioned as an after-thought to his son when he was one of the greatest Macedonian monarchs in his own right.
>The Alexander Mosaic and contemporary coins portray Alexander with "a straight nose, a slightly protruding jaw, full lips and eyes deep set beneath a strongly pronounced forehead". The ancient historian Aelian (c.175 – c.235 AD), in his Varia Historia (12.14), describes Alexander's hair color as "ξανθὴν", that could mean yellowish, reddish or brownish.
xanthos means blond
he was a blonde kid with heterochromia, basically an anime character.
cope
>cope
for what? it's literally a brown-haired woman.
>woman
It's blonde hair you're ju4nrnvst coping
Doesn't look blonde at all. It's light brown. Blond is like pic rel.
It's blonde, there are different shades of blonde.
If ancient propaganda isn't allowed, we have to trash pretty much all of Chinese, Indian, Mesopotamian, and Greco-Roman history.
it's literally light brown.
auburn hair
It's literally blond
It's light brown. Look at his clothes and his hair. Obviously light brown and yellow. His hair is not yellow.
Ayo persia minor is bussin bruh fr fr
is the gold in her israeliteelry auburn as well?
oh, oh splitting hairs time
pun intended
what about this one
There’s no real evidence he had heterochromia, once early source says he had different colored eyes but literally none of the others mention it
The Greeks thought it meant one was ethereal or between the realm of mortals and immortals so it was probably just propaganda. Tons of sources at the time talk about him being the son of Zeus (and later Ra) for instance but these are dismissed
>no real evidence
what do you want a DNA test? lol
More than 1 fluff piece mentioning it
Hellenics were blonde once upon a time.
Not in the way that you mean.
They are muttified now. I know not all ancient greeks were blonde, there were dark haired ones, red hair, brown etc.
They were also mixed back then. Alexander had full lips and curly hair.
Well, he is mediterranean. Those features are common there. It's still a caucasian feature
caucasian doesn't mean white to butthurt chuds.
I know. Even pol doesn't consider me as white. (Im slavic)
>/pol/tards don't consider pic related white
of course they don't, lol
pagan scum
Slavs can go with the germs to whine about being white, they usually like to be lapdogs for them. Meds stand alone and always have.
Meds look like arab subhumans.
The indo europeans(yamnaya) came from russia
The Arabs/Persians had a civilisation with reading, writting and science for milennia before the scandi's did, lmao.
and what have they done since then
I don't disagree but calling them subhuman makes no sense. Stick to calling sub saharans or aboriginals subhuman, the middle east is cool.
I am fine with persians, i feel culturally close to them. Arabs on the other hand, are untermensch dogs
Arabs my ass, they did nothing to contribute to civilization but bury their kids wage war against each other spreading their filthy language and larp the achievments of other successful nations.
Most of the islamic golden age were contributed by persians and some iraqis
Those features come from North African admixture.
This guy gets spammed a lot as Greek or Georgian or israeli etc
His actual ethnicity is Lebanese Druze arab
Lmao even as an armenian, turk, israelite or any balkan.
What's his name?
Idk I remember the Cinemaphile thread about it he even had a Facebook in Lebanon
Nordicist fan fiction. Why do Nordoids continue the tradition of nigs to WE WUZ? Ancient Myceneans (Homeric heroes) plot closest to southern Italians. The most elite Mycenean ever found (griffin warrior) in the Homeric Kingdom of sandy Pylos had literally 0% Steppe.
In modern Greek not ancient. In Ancient Greek xanthos mean brown haired (compared to black)
complete and utter nonsense xanthos in ancient greek is a word usually associated with goldenish/fire-like things and every single dictionary in the world will confirm it
>The Alexander Mosaic
was made hundreds of years after he died in a different country
cope
The mosaic and the ancient historian's description are different things.
>he mosaics and the ancient historian's description are different things.
they were both hundreds of years after his
death
>historian Aelian (c.175 – c.235 AD)
do you know when Alaxander lived moron?
>The ancient historian Aelian (c.175 – c.235 AD)
hundreds of years after his death
wasn't even alive at the time
just lol
>Alexander Mosaic
>mosaic created 200 years later in Italy
Why would anyone trust that over the contemporary busts and accounts of his appearance?
which part disagrees with the busts?
that mosaic was made hundreds of years after he died in turkey
the one where he played by brad pitt
oh wait that was troy. nevermind
Bros.....
Why are asian girls so pretty?
Plastic surgery.
She looks natural
You're biased but not wrong
"Chud" doesn't even sound like an insult. The left is so bad at culture now.
then why did it buckbreak /misc/turds? every time a chud is posted some tourist replies with
>why did you post a picture of john oliver?
>registered democrat
>troony
absolutely mindbroken.
>replying means you're mind broken
>not replying means you're seething
He was a Med, at best he was brown haired. All the reconstructions portraying Meds with light blown hair look ridiculous as such light hair are very rarely curly so they look unnatural on Mediterranean busts.
>dumb Black person talks about shit he doesnt know anything about
wow
truly shocking
>all of these morons in here who cannot comprehend that populations shift over the course of thousands of years
We have ancient Greek and Balkan samples. No Nords there until late antiquity.
Wait, there's nordic greek in late antiquity? Source for that?
They don't though, this is more a recent phenomena. People largely stayed in the area their ancestors did. Why do you think most norhern europeans are pale as frick and meds brown? They've had thousands of years to adapt. DNA evidence also proves this, yes there are always mixes but never outright replacements.
Not really. Europe experienced multiple expansions of highly successful groups. Germanics and Slavs were just the last ones.
I don't think there's a good movie about him. Am I wrong?
There aren't many good movies about ancient world in general. Pretty much all of them just focus on the same few events or myths related to Judeo-Christian history.
True. I'd say Rome is pretty good. Not perfect it or anything, you can nitpick that shit to death but compared to what's out there nothing comes close as far as I know.
The Colin Farell one isn't as bad as people make it out to be
It's got the two old Ptolemy scenes at the beginning and the end, and Gaugamela, which is the best depiction of a historical battle I've ever seen. And I guess Val Kilmer is kino, even though he's an odd choice. Everything else... This guy was one of the greatest generals ever, and you make such a long movie about him (Ultimate Cut I think gets close to 4 hours or something?), and there's like two battles, two. The rest is just him whiiiiiiiiiining and being a homosexual. Frick movie I get it, he had mommy issues, and daddy issues, moving on. Despite its virtues it feels so painfully long and boring. It's frustrating this is the only movie there is, but also it's a weird feeling because it has that feel of authenticity too. I don't even know how I feel about it.
medbr*wn cope thread?
Pigskin cope thread. Fixed that for you
He looks like Justin Trudeau
Kino scene (spoiler alert)
Is it gay rape?
No
>best movie about Alexander the Great?
The one with the teenboy gay sex scene. Teenboy Connor Paolo was so handsome hot.
>Tfw you realize bacha bazi spread to afghanistan and pakistan
Another Alexander scene that's good actually is the speech at Opis. He guilt-trips his men into continue fighting until after Hydaspes. Literally gives them the real Alexander is the friends we made along the way spiel.
I really liked this one
Oliver Stones' movie is good, but pic related is pretty much required reading to understand what the frick he was even trying to do. Unfortunately no 4 hour film is ever going to do Alexander justice. TV would be a much better format, although doing all the big battles would get costly quick. Maybe they should do it as an anime, Alexander was basically an anime character anyway.
That's a great one. Really captures how much of drunk shit show that episode was. Also just how powerful the Achilles larp is. Got to be careful of that shit.
>
Physically, Alexander was not prepossessing. Even by Macedonian standards he was very short, though stocky and tough. His beard was scanty, and he stood out against his hirsute Macedonian barons by going clean-shaven. His neck was in some way twisted, so that he appeared to be gazing upward at an angle. His eyes (one blue, one brown) revealed a dewy, feminine quality. He had a high complexion and a harsh voice.[170]
Manletchads .. why are we so powerful?
>Alexander was a manlet twink
Med BVLLS, the architects of civilization, particularly their BMC's, weapons of war against lesser European people's.
not only were they irrelevant ever since the antiquity ended, they're on average short, frail and swarthy
nice "bvlls" lmao
> irrelevant ever since the antiquity ended
Huh? What about the spanish colonial empire, or the italian reinaissance?
Seems more like it was just the last 200 years meds weren't relevant.
>What about the spanish colonial empire
bunch of primitive indians died on smallpox wow, bravo
amazing achievment which left us with a legacy of failed states and dumb spics
>or the italian reinaissance
happened in france/germany/netherlands
>amazing achievment which left us with a legacy of failed states and dumb spics
You talked about relevance, the spanish empire was relevant both politically and economically, several huge wars have been fought over it's succession that changed the course of history.
>happened in france/germany/netherlands
Yes, as a copy of what was happening in italy you fricktard.
That's besides the fact that the most relevant ideology in politics and philosophy since marxism was created in Italy a little over a century ago, since we are talking about relevance.
>spanish empire
>relevant economically
yeah, you're moronic
stop learning history from reddit memes
Yes, the coming of spices and stuff like cocoa and other goods from the colonies, including gold, was absolutely relevant to the economic state of europe, and the money they threw to finance the protestant wars was insane.
Denying this is admitting you are a moron that doesn't know what he is talking about.
All of these were also brought to europe by portugese, dutch, english etc. merchants, usually on a much larger scale than spaniards did, but well, a redditor like you only understands big colors on the map
Just because they were not the only ones doesn't mean they weren't relevant.
You are trying moving the goalpost AGAIN.
>usually on a much larger scale than spaniards did
Please, do back up those claims with a source, did the english in 1500s really bring more goods from south america than spain? Or are you making shit up?
>a redditor like you only understands big colors on the map
Yes yes, everyone that points out you are moronic is reddit.
I didn't even talk about the amount of territory they held, so you are once again, making shit up.
Get over it. Your statement was moronic and you should have felt embarrassed and closed the tab, instead of desperately trying to prove how actually the portuguese and spanish empire were never relevant and Italy wasn't either by constantly strawmanning and moving goalposts.
>you are moronic because you are moronic also please ignore my lack of knowledge and admit i'm right
yawn
I accept your concession
>tryhard homosexual wrote a book for his stupid meme
The Hobbit
Probably not true on the gay dating market though
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So are we all conniving gold diggers or we too dumb to pick decent husbands because we're obsessed with looks?
Pick one.
stop looking for attention, stupid woman.
Gold diggers when marrying. Obsessed with looks in the sheets.
Neither, you're not a woman in the first place troony.
How the frick do you measure "datability"? The obsession with psychology, data, and statistics that incels have whilst simultaneously decrying the modern materialistic israelites and demanding a return to tradition is mind boggling. It's not cognitive dissonance, it's schizophrenia.
You do know that everyone can tell that you're an uneducated Black person right? How the frick an you miss a simple point?
Here we go again with the anglo and scandi idiots not understanding that there are blonde people the Med, but they do not look like blonde people in their own countries. They're still darker, swarthier and hairier than even dark haired northern europeans. You simply do not evolve to survive 30-40 degree summers with milk white skin, morons.
t. greek with blonde greek friends
I hate this modern science theatrics bros. This is the seem shit as making cheddar man look like ngubu. Call me a moron I don't care but they really don't know shit
Checks out, Pharaoh was also inbred beyond belief.
WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHIEEET
its like you people can only understand the existence of full black or full blonde people, there are many degrees in between, many mediterranan people have blonde hair in their youth but as time goes one the hair darkens though sometimes the sun makes it look lighter than it is
these thread are always the same. avoid like the plague
morons on this site think whites don't have black or brown hair.
or they say it ironically, idk which. either way, it's fricking dogshit moronic and i hate it beyond belief. if it's a troll, you succeeded in trolling me, cause it makes me angry enough i'd like to stomp on your necks.
if thats true I would want them to be consistent and tear down every classic and neoclassical building and destroy every greek or roman column found in their own "white" countries aswell as change the name of planets and anyother reference to classic culture
>morons on this site think whites don't have black or brown hair.
Americans are thats moronic kek years ago I was reading Tina Fey's biography (don't ask why) and she said since she was a little girl she didn't consider herself "all the way white" because her hair was brown. That's a moronic notion. All her ancestry is European.
I stopped caring about history and now read only about ancient genes.
Going on Cinemaphile has considerably reduced my interest in history. You'll be hard pressed to find a pettier community than these people
PHALANX
History TV's 1 hour documentary and the subsequent voice acted "Speech" are all you need to know about him.
>thinking statues are realistic depictions and not a glorified artistic vision meant to honor the person
i shiggydiggy
why does he look like an alcoholic frat boy
Because he was?
Alexander was a nen user.
Alexander the Great and His Time by Agnes Savill
Read it.
"Complexion white and rosy. One eye a piercing blue the other darker"
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They made his nose fricking tiny
I INSULT YOU! A MAN NOT FIT TO LICK THE GROUND MY MOTHER WALK ON! You dog! You dare questioning your queen!
The last great epic ever made.
It's so obvious that snowBlack person posters are Americans because you can tell they've never left their shithole states and actually explored Europe and its people, especially the Mediterranean countries.
This. We have a great multicultural society and history where we periodically become the muslims' b***hes for centuries at a time. Inshallah, you fricking amerimutt kaffirs.
arab/nafri cope
>Get the frick out of my sunlight
Most based man alive