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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ..said the paid CBS marketing intern.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IM S-SORRY KURTZM- NOOOO!!!!!!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly a high bar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's an objectively false statement anyway.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >adding the word objective to my opinion makes it more valid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's a genuine opinion and not a paid marketing slogan like the op post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >every post I disagree with is by a paid employee of CBS
        lol have fun dying during a welfare check, schizo

    • 2 years ago
      thyme

      > actually saving this wojak on your computer and putting it with the 600+ others
      I take that back, you don't even have a computer do you phonehomosexual?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching it. The first two episodes were good but by god does this show drag. It’s not bad or anything but it’s just kind of… boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like classic star trek

        I’ve watched TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and ENT multiple times. I’ve never been this consistently bored.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like classic star trek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i felt the same. after the first couple of episodes i was like 'this isn't bad' and after a couple of more i just didnt have any enthusiasm for the show anymore.

      That's the problem with legacy franchises. You change too much, it no longer feels wrong but if you keep doing the same thing for decades it becomes stale.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but if you keep doing the same thing for decades it becomes stale.
        But that's what I personally find fun about SNW. It's the first Star Trek show since TOS to feel like TOS. I love TNG, but it's a very different show. DS9 even more so.

        You could argue I guess that SNW is too conservative in a bid to find appeal (the latest episode is a take on a very well-known sci-fi story, for example) but for the most part it's all put to good use. My only gripe on a macro level is Uhura and how the show has used her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i felt the same. after the first couple of episodes i was like 'this isn't bad' and after a couple of more i just didnt have any enthusiasm for the show anymore.

      That's the problem with legacy franchises. You change too much, it no longer feels wrong but if you keep doing the same thing for decades it becomes stale.

      It's a combination of the way it's shot and the lack of a clever/tight script. The show tries way too hard to be 'cinematic' extreme face closeups, lens flare, dutch angles - when fans really want visual clarity. The cinematic stuff appeals to nobody but the brainlets and the lowest denominator. We want clever scripts and plot developments, characters should take a backseat to the plot. SNW seems to think we care about the dramatic delivery of lines, and while that was true for TNG and some of the rest of old Trek, it was because of the strength of the acting calibre of Patrick Stewart et al. What people care about chiefly is the intricacy and overall message of the plots. Intricacy != complexity either, we don't want some super complicated plot, we want basic plot lines that interweave, layer and complement each other. Like the old plots were something ostensibly simple like - Geordi falls in love with a holodeck program, Worf has to decide between friendship and duty, some routine mission that turns out less routine than expected, etc.
      It's not hard to write these adventures. Hell just have the actors LARP in the real woods against some medieval society week after week and it would have achieved something like 20-30% of old Trek.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hiding this thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >RLM tells me how should I feel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the image is from RLM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I cackle memes without even knowing their origin

          It's not frick off.

          It is. And in some ways, even better. It has a top 3 captain and not a mary sue, character development, team chemistry, interesting little science fiction (sometimes they fall too much into fantasy, but as the rest of the series did), stories contained in a single episode (some just fine like the first two episodes, some excelent like the last episode, yet there is still too much technical mumbo-jumbo), comedy episodes like episode 5 that delve on more mundane aspects of the personalities of the characters and their relationships, it has good production values, the show is very flashy but does not fill the screen with lasers and explosions and things that happen fast and continuously without taking a breath... it's an excellent show and if you don't think it's on par with TOS or TNG you just think you're cool for being contrarian. Screw RLM.
          t. someone who hates Picard and STD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't perfect, but good I'm happy that it exists. It will do Kurtzman, it will do.

        To be fair stage 1 cancer is a compliment, of sorts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AGGHHHHH I HAVE TO DELETE THREADS FROM MY PERCEPTION THAT CONTRADICT THE OPINION OF SOME FAT moron ON YOUTUBE
      Grow up dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this can't be real

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pike is relentlessly handsome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Impeccable hair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still not a hair out of place after shagging the hell out of that alien child murderer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based chad captain fuking aliens with his chad hair that doesn't get messed up during interstellar intercourse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fricking based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You
      Will
      Never
      Be
      A
      Woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank God

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >animeposter
      >also a homosexual
      how strange, wonder if there's some correlation there

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get passed the fact they just took the idea from a fan project and ran with it after a cease and desist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't get passed the fact they just took the idea from a fan project and ran with it after a cease and desist
      QRD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mocclan race is based on Gay Black folk from Outerspace

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not saying you're right, but that's a very low bar.

    'Enterprise' ran from 2001-2005. That was the last OG series before everything got fricked up the ass with reboots and alternative timelines & shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Enterprise
      >last OG series
      How to say you're a zoomer without saying you're a zoomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you're an idiot. It was literally produced by the same people, and at the same time, as Voyager.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And both were trash. OG Trek ended with DS9 and arguably TNG.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >arguably TNG.

            What would that argument even be?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That DS9 started the trend of turning Trek into serialized action since it was just ripping off B5. Also turning away from Roddenberry's vision of a utopian Federation having to contend with external threats by introducing Section 31.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ds9 is amazing trek and anyone who doesn’t think so is a filtered pleb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >before everything got fricked up the ass
      ENT was the assfricking.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, also: kys marketer

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching the first episode of SNW; it was just more gay nutrek and I turned it off after 15 minutes. This is what the israelites at CBS think is gonna turn nutrek around? lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No really guys, I tried watching ___________ but
      kek like clockwork

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BEST STAR TREK IN OVER 20 FRICKING YEARS
    You can praising the smartest kid in the special school but at the end of the day he's still a fricking moron.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's essentially a Stargate show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like twin peaks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would be a good thing

      I always liked stargate over trek anyway

  14. 2 years ago
    thyme

    also, i’m trans.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can get rid of any illness or injury instantly
    >cant make a new city from scratch that doesn't rely on ritual child torture

    justify this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can a doctor fix your cars engine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it ain't broke don't fix it. And she was right, too.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God. Damn. Right.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a lot better if alien races weren't just minorities with rubber shit glued to their faces. The Pajeet daddy and the Asian child were a bit much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They've been doing that forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pike gets a cute redhead GF and you're still obsessed with being racist. Get professional help.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does Majelis also have a tropical sub-contintent on which Pajeets evolved? Why do all alien planets undergo the same evolution as Earth? Aliens, especially the ones who developed FTL and a unified world government thousands of years ago should be way more homogeneous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this your first Star Trek show

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as if TNG season 1 didn't have overtones of that kinda stuff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your gay wet dreams aren't canon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was fairly certain that's a single gendered race. If you're gonna talk about sexual things, that's a way to avoid anything specific

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THE BEST TURD IN THE SEWER
    Amazing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they finally made a trek show

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Trek since 1968, and a refreshing change from the tedium of TNG Lecture Trek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are throwing in so much cringeworthy astronomy, it's hilarious. Like that one time they are in a system with a brown dwarf that's getting sucked up by a blackhole, but somehow they only detect that much later when the plot asks for it. The main attraction of that system should be the fricking black hole lmao.
      In the latest episode they mention something about saved from a pulsar kek and a couple of weeks ago cosmic strings or some shit.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not watching your pozzed woke shitfest kurtzman, I'll stick with the orville, it's macgaylane but at least it's decent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not watching your pozzed woke shitfest
      >chooses an even more pozzed woke shitfest
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a woke fest alright, but not shit or that pozzed either
        frick off kurtzman, family guy guy beat you to the punch, just take the L and gtfo

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You say this for every nuTrek shit, but it's still nuTrek and it will never be Star Trek

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >competes with STD, Pic and JJ
    I agree that it's the best of the new bunch, buch it's really not a high bar to clear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its fitting that their both frenchmen

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how pike tells everyone how he is going to die but no one decided to make a note reminding the academy to fix the simulator on that day.

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