Best wife material? For me it's Francine

Best wife material?
For me it's Francine

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who these are, Okay maybe Simpson and Family-Guy but I'm sure they're all very nice girls.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Marge squad reporting in sirs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We fight for she

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francine is the hottest but Leela would be the best wife. You'd get to be a house husband.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best question to find re*ditors i've seen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what do they pick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leela

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    marge is the ugliest but the only non-bawd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she's boring in bed

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of them cheated on their husbands

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >amy
    >francines sister
    >toshis sister

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > toshis sister
      primo dicky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marge Simpson
    >She Cooks because she loves to
    >She Cleans because she knows it's her duty to.
    >She keeps the children out of the husbands way
    >She obviously likes to have sex, proved by 3 kids.
    >She doesn't complain (re: early Simpsons episodes)
    Yes, I probably could marry her

    Lois Griffith
    >She Cooks, but doesn't want to
    >She Cleans, only because she has to
    >She doesn't look after the kids well (re: Meg)
    >She's a freak in the sheet, she likes to FRICK
    >But she's a complainer
    No, wouldn't marry

    Francine
    >She Cooks,
    >She Cleans
    >She's ignorant of her kids most of the time
    >She has a freaky side too, likes to be spanked
    >Too domesticated; it would be annoying
    Maybe, if I focus on her submissive traits and train her to improve...perhaps.

    Beth Sanchez
    >She Cooks, because Jerry can't
    >She Cleans. because no one else will
    >She's a wine mom who regrets her kids
    >She's pent up sexually, could be fun
    >She's just another complainer who lives vicariously through her flighty clone
    No, would want to marry her.

    Lela
    >Doesnt' cook
    >Doesnt' clean
    >Hates kids
    >Too ignorant of sexual needs
    >Too strong-willed, she's basically a man, doesn't need me, don't need her.
    No, wouldn't marry.

    Marge Simpson would be the winner out of the 5.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > proved by 3 kids.
      and none of them were planned
      what does this tell you about her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >homie maybe we should use protection
        >no marge!
        >okay homie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so she's fricking dumb, okay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It predates the 90s when every planned kid came into existence because their parents were enjoying the 80s too much to bring a kid into their lives.
        Note how Lois and Francine are basically the opposite in that the whole joke is that they were wild drunk cokebawds before settling down and moderating.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    francine or leela. i wouldn't be able to last 5 minutes in a conversation with chain smoker marge

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thicc

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francine, obviously.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why american cartoons are so visually repulsive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like anime either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you like wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why american cartoons are so visually repulsive?

        the connection between both examples is low effort

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marge or Francine would be the best wife material, Leela would be a great long-term girlfriend but I don't know about wife (though she is married to Fry in a parallel dimension and they seem happy)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Marge is around 35
    >Lois is over 40
    >Francine is 39
    >Beth is around 40
    >Leela is around 25
    Leela's the obvious winner followed by Marge and then Francine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fricked up flipper kids

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood milfs as a concept

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Princess Clara in F tier
      Shit taste

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francine is the hottest and best wife but she's also a former turbo bawd on a level none of the others have come close to which is a pretty significant drawback.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo my hekkin pure wifey!!
      She’s good enough for stan, and you’re definitely not better than him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stan is far too good for her thoughbeit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you’re definitely not better than him.
        prove it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're on Cinemaphile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > former turbo bawd
      on the other hand remember this episode?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. She’s ride or die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you now remember that episode where Stan goes back in time to convince Francine to cheat on him the day before they were married because Hayley might be a bastard

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easily Marge Simpson. There's something about seeing a family focused, care-taking women act like a huge bawd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > act like a huge bawd.
      Marge doesn't act like this though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She would act this way with you in private anon. That's the appeal.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francine > Lois > Marge > Leela
    idk the other one
    Francine and Lois are basically the same character but Francine is less annoying.
    Marge is a good mom but kind of neurotic.
    Leela is genuinely shit and mean to Fry for no reason despite obviously liking him. Zero reason to pick her.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic related all the way

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who has the tightest pussy of them all

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marge = Francine > Leela > Lois

    Marge and Francine are tied for top because they're both actually decent people who like their roles and love their families, even if they have their own weird quirks.

    Leela is an unreasonable b***h more often than not and wouldn't want to be a housewife unless she were tricked into it, and would also want to adopt instead of having having kids because she was an orphan which is dumb. I'd still put her over Lois though because she's not a psychopath with daddy issues.

    No comment on the Pickle Rick character I'm guess she's just a Lois expy.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's Francine, the rest of them are nearly completely at ends of their husbands and kids

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    F R A N C I N E
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  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage Leela is my pure waifu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nonce troon

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Leela the only woman there who hasn't cheated?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't beth just fricked herself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Beth tried to frick mr meeseks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh right

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none, I am picrel

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marge is probably the best overall. She's attractive, attentive, maintains the house, and is the least likely to use your flaws against you. Willing to take chances to support her husband.
    Lois is supposed to be smoking, though her nose must be gigantic. She doesn't seem to care about her family and at times actively hates them. She'd probably be good if you just wanted to go out an party, though she's just as likely to do a line of blow and get ran through by the entire bar.
    Francine is similar to Marge, but more ditzy whereas Marge is naive. However her past is extremely shoddy.
    Never watches R&M
    Leela is probably the most attractive of the group (sans the eye) but doesn't have much else. Hyper aggressive, likely wouldn't let you just be a stay at home dad either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Never watches R&M
      It watches R&M or else it gets the hose again

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The obvious answer.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lois and Peter clearly have the best and funnest sex life, Marge is the best mother and wife, Francine is a happy medium. Leela is the wife from hell and is gonna spend all your hard earned money while constantly demanding sex, never giving you the same respect as your high school classmates who remember your great game.
    I don't watch Rick and Morty cause I'm not smart enough to understand the jokes.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best wife
    You want Marge, she's supportive, useful, and is still initiating sex with Homer after 3 kids, you really can't do much better of this group.
    >Francine
    A good runner up but her characterization varies a lot from episode to episode, the way she's usually written though she's not bad, good housewife and supportive to her husband and kids.
    >Leela
    The biggest thing with Leela is you're going to have to live a pretty active lifestyle to stay with her, she's not going to want to settle down and have kids or anything, she'll be a starship captain getting into crazy adventures until the day she dies. If you can keep up with that she's perfect though.
    >Beth
    She and Jerry are both awful, she's the embodiment of the modern woman who blames all of her own failures on the man she chose and her children, the voice of a generation who thinks they'd have totally been rich and famous if they'd just fricked a different guy in High School.
    >Lois
    Openly hates her husband and doesn't have the utility of Beth to balance it out.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francine is pig ugly without makeup and has fricked literally thousands of men. Not to mention cheated on her husband right before their wedding and got pregnant by another man. Also dumb as shit.

    Marge is the thinking mans choice

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lois
    She looks like she might enjoy pegging

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