My job did this shit last month. The craziest thing is that it has a (locked) reply chain with 184 employees b***hing about it, I can't imagine how many of them got reprimanded/fired because they sure as frick didn't change it afterwards.
it has the included subtext that just outside the panel there's a guy with a tank, space ship, and private jet, that only they're allowed to have because only they deserve them.
>The Times also looked at whether to capitalize white and brown in reference to race, but both will remain lowercase. Brown has generally been used to describe a wide range of cultures, Mr. Baquet and Mr. Corbett said in their memo to staff. As a result, its meaning can be unclear to readers; white doesn’t represent a shared culture and history in the way Black does, and also has long been capitalized by hate groups.
Bull-fricking-shit. "Black" is just as vague as "White", but it just shows how racist these people really are.
moronic, like all black people are the same. Caribbeans, Black Americans, and Africans are all interchangeable!
>184 people /misc/posted on their work account
Most dubious part of the story
You'd be surprised how dumb people are. Boomers threw a shit fit when my job sent out some milquetoast racism bad email. Of course they all exposed themselves, because they think the company actually cares about them and not good pr and the bottom line.
HR is one of those departments that only has actual work 30% of the time. as a company isn't going to be locally hiring and firing constantly, but since that work is time sensitive, the department requires more people than necessary 70% of the time. those people then have to give the appearance of "working" 70% of the time.
The worst thing about working in an Office is how long it takes to get a promotion. I have been gunning for Regional Manager for 7 years and I am still a salesman while also acting as an assistant to incompetent boss. The whole place would fall apart without me, but do I get any appreciation? No, instead everyone loves this idiot who does nothing but goof off and underperform. Also there is a black guy in the office.
It's right though honestly. Not that I agree with wokies but I don't get their fixation on social injustice when the greatest social injustice of all time is work. You're not going to solve all the other social injustices you're complaining about when you're prohibited by threat of starvation from being politically active because you're chained to your job all your waking life.
I can't even get work but I guess the jokes on me for going to film school. Still, its annoying to see people with a basic b***h degree in comms have a better chance of landing a decently paid job. The world would be a better place for the next generation if we upfront tell them that society has no place for them other than being a seat filler and there's nothing valuable about having a specialty.
glad i work for a small company where i see my boss every day, it's very down to earth. no hr or diversity manager or daily cuckoldry. just work and pay.
>you don't understand i NEED to get to the top part with no apples and i need someone else to give me the tools to do so
what the frick does this have to do with capitalizing proper nouns?
Nothing.
For future reference for all anons here, understand when someone is talking about some flowery stuff to “help the poor” it’s some bullshit they say to make them look noble while they help themselves or to let out their jealousy on others.
this board really wants me to watch this c**ting show. Ok I will
Don't, it isn't actually good you're getting baited
Do it.
Filtered
enemy mine
My job did this shit last month. The craziest thing is that it has a (locked) reply chain with 184 employees b***hing about it, I can't imagine how many of them got reprimanded/fired because they sure as frick didn't change it afterwards.
>a corporation doing one thing right makes up for all the bad shit they do
nice try shill
how does one type a response without being able to read
>capitalize black not white
Lmao how is this "equality"?
It isn't, it's equity and that's even better.
Its not about equality, its about shifting the totem pole
It's not equality.
It's equity.
why did they put less fruit on the right side of the tree (and pretend like a bigger ladder was the only solution)
just move the ladder you frick
oh no does it require ACTUAL WORK?
i like this example.
it has the included subtext that just outside the panel there's a guy with a tank, space ship, and private jet, that only they're allowed to have because only they deserve them.
Why is that woman riding a MAN'S bike?
This has to be fake
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/05/insider/capitalized-black.html
>The Times also looked at whether to capitalize white and brown in reference to race, but both will remain lowercase. Brown has generally been used to describe a wide range of cultures, Mr. Baquet and Mr. Corbett said in their memo to staff. As a result, its meaning can be unclear to readers; white doesn’t represent a shared culture and history in the way Black does, and also has long been capitalized by hate groups.
Bull-fricking-shit. "Black" is just as vague as "White", but it just shows how racist these people really are.
Only letter I capitalize when referring to blacks is this N
>184 people /misc/posted on their work account
Most dubious part of the story
>Capitalize Indigenous when referring to the original inhabitants (Indigenous Europeans)
moronic, like all black people are the same. Caribbeans, Black Americans, and Africans are all interchangeable!
You'd be surprised how dumb people are. Boomers threw a shit fit when my job sent out some milquetoast racism bad email. Of course they all exposed themselves, because they think the company actually cares about them and not good pr and the bottom line.
>they think the company actually cares about them
I refuse to believe that such people exist.
>Of course they all exposed themselves
Sounds like the very purpose of these kind of policies
HR positions existing was the biggest fricking mistake that happened in the work enviroment.
HR is one of those departments that only has actual work 30% of the time. as a company isn't going to be locally hiring and firing constantly, but since that work is time sensitive, the department requires more people than necessary 70% of the time. those people then have to give the appearance of "working" 70% of the time.
What about yellow people? Do they get capitalised?
>i now have to hold shift for 0.3 seconds
Oh the horror
Sounds like you need to give briana the HWD
dude we all like slaves to our jobs
There was an hour long all-employee (online) meeting about appreciating the experiences of menopausal women last week.
The worst thing about working in an Office is how long it takes to get a promotion. I have been gunning for Regional Manager for 7 years and I am still a salesman while also acting as an assistant to incompetent boss. The whole place would fall apart without me, but do I get any appreciation? No, instead everyone loves this idiot who does nothing but goof off and underperform. Also there is a black guy in the office.
Corner Office with Jon Hamm and beloved Canadian television and film actress Sarah Gadon.
It's right though honestly. Not that I agree with wokies but I don't get their fixation on social injustice when the greatest social injustice of all time is work. You're not going to solve all the other social injustices you're complaining about when you're prohibited by threat of starvation from being politically active because you're chained to your job all your waking life.
I don't get it
Why did they expect one of them in the wreckage? Was it even mentioned later that one of them was in the wreckage?
They had a lotta loyalty for hired guns
I'm a web developer still working from home. I go to an office like twice a month.
how hard was it to get the job? i work in finance but im trying to get into tech
Based on what other anons were saying last week. You missed your shot by a few months.
What kind of moronic title is this? Was it made after zoomie's first internship?
A couple of years ago I got an email about a seminar at work about women empowerment at the workplace.
The banner for the event? A male lion.
To this day I regret not sending this email back to all employees asking why is there a fricking male lion with a great fricking mane.
>First day at a new job and these are your coworkers.
what flick is the scrubs guy in
The Belko Experiment
It's a Battle Royale knock-off Gunn wrote about a corporate office being forced to murder eachother or a bomb will blow their heads off.
Oh i've seen it already
I can't even get work but I guess the jokes on me for going to film school. Still, its annoying to see people with a basic b***h degree in comms have a better chance of landing a decently paid job. The world would be a better place for the next generation if we upfront tell them that society has no place for them other than being a seat filler and there's nothing valuable about having a specialty.
Texhnolyze
glad i work for a small company where i see my boss every day, it's very down to earth. no hr or diversity manager or daily cuckoldry. just work and pay.
You don't understand, we're the resistance, we're in control. The rich are bowing to our whims for once!
>you don't understand i NEED to get to the top part with no apples and i need someone else to give me the tools to do so
what the frick does this have to do with capitalizing proper nouns?
for
Nothing.
For future reference for all anons here, understand when someone is talking about some flowery stuff to “help the poor” it’s some bullshit they say to make them look noble while they help themselves or to let out their jealousy on others.
So what would Fight Club do if he was an innie?
bros...