Betty Draper

>Be married to this woman.
>Have constant affairs
>Completely ignore her at home
Did Toomers really?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandma use to dress like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted the Grandson D.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted the Grandson D.

      worst Cinemaphile thread of all time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wanted the Grandson D.

      best Cinemaphile thread of all time

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was completely devoid of personality. january jones was not acting while playing betty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she would have expressed more of one if he ever showed any interest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she would have expressed more of one if he ever showed any interest.

      Like Don said, she was like a little girl. Had everything and yet was always whining, barely took care of her children, had problems with everyone because of jealousy/envy and did things out of spite. Worst of all, she loved attention from men.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Worst of all, she loved attention from men
        That's every woman in existence though?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe so but she always welcomed it and entertained those men

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the expectation is you tone that shit down when you're in a monogamous relationship, not lead them on like a harlot.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up harry

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Harry invented television and therefore Cinemaphile

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She only led them on to make Don jealous.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don wasn't even there half the time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      january can't act and plays herself in every single role. she was basically betty draper in the movie GOOD KILL with ethan hawk. and she also plays herself/betty in that x-men movie. biggest meme of 2010s. no talent.

      >im a b***hy but hot blonde wife in the 1960s
      >im a b***hy but hot blonde wife in the 2010s
      >im a b***hy but hot blonde with super-powers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>im a b***hy but hot blonde with super-powers
        Who do you think Emma Frost is meant to be?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf happened to X-men?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It all went downhill once Marvel shafted the guy who brought them out of obscurity to their most popular IP, for some ladder climbing artist who fricked off after a year to make his own comics company.
            There's a reason legitimately good writers don't work for the big 2 anymore. They either got forced out of the companies by jealous sycophants like Slott and Lowe, or realised they would always be second fiddle to editorial's moronic decisions and fricked off on their own.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's the Nimrod, b***h!

                Wtf happened to X-men?

                >Wtf happened to X-men?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          jones doesn't look anything like emma frost, except for the blonde hair. wrong face.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lingerie is stupid. Take that shit off it's in the way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrapping up a christmas gift is stupid
      Stfu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda is, and I'm sure if you asked somewhere on twitter, you'd get a hundred thousand people telling you how "unsustainable" gift wrapping is.
        Just put it behind a chair or something, no adult needs a wrapped gift.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to this moron.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A broken moron is right more often than you would like.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gradma starts undressing faster than eminem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're suppose to rip it off like gift wrap exactly how

      >Wrapping up a christmas gift is stupid
      Stfu

      said. Lol If I didn't know better I'd say you haven't done that yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      very based trips. prostitute clothes are for women and transexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lingerie is stupid.
      women feel horny when they wear it. knowing that the woman's intention is to be horny - that is what makes it attractive

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mind games are for women and homosexuals, real men pump and dump

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's why it's the woman who wears the lingerie and not you, you massive homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            reading comprehension esl. learn it or get off my board.
            >shot: called.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for older women or prostitutes to hide their flaws

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lingerie screams "look at me" it comes off as really try hard and is a turn off. I completely had to fake being turned on by it when my ex would put on her thingy when I just wanted to fuc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy underwear is the best moron, not only because they’re wearing it as a treat for you, or because it looks good but because it covers any discrepancies the girl has, saggy breasts? No problem, weird looking labia? Fine. Celllulite? Can’t see it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, sex is overrated, that's why avoid intercourse and stay pure

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meghan was hotter, but that's already after the divorce. compared to Don's mistresses during their marriage, i'd say Betty is hotter (only debatable one is the teacher, i find them evenly matched)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Megan was fricking dogfaced, betty was hottest but mentally moronic, the marketing chick he fricked before marrying Megan was the one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meghan was hotter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexo.

      SEXOOOOO.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Draper

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, the only guy I know who's been exposed for infidelity has a really hot wife. I asked him why he did it, and he said she didn't do anything wrong and he was just bored. She didn't leave him either. People are just moronic animals I guess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a pretty hot gf for about 3 years that I cheated on with someone who was equally as attractive but way, way more fun in bed. It wasn’t worth it. Don’t cheat, bros.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      monogamy ain't natural. shit has been forced upon us, like many bad ideas, by religion.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a very clear evolutionary advantage to having a healthy family unit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plenty on monogamous species exist
        >healthy monogamous families are measurably better than single mom or multiple parent families
        >more partners drastically increases chances of divorce and unhappy marriage
        >"But humans aren't meant to be mono-gamus-HURRR"
        Research slaps people like you in the face, but continue to listen to the purple and blue hair roaches

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans literally aren't exclusive monogamy maters though, neither in practice nor neurology. For the overwhelming majority of history harems were the norm.

          Cheating rates in marriages is about 40% (known about). Men and women have different pair bonding numbers. Women have preferences for 20% of men.

          Basically the claim that humans are exclusive monogamy maters has no support whatsoever.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            humans have free will moron, which means that they'll do anything. Some humans frick each other in the ass, it doesn't seem that humans aren't heterosexual. Some humans don't eat meat, it doesn't mean that humans are herbivores.

            Humans are monogamous. It is both the norm and the way the maximize happiness of the parents and success of the offspring. have a nice day moron, your incel 80-20% are pop science theorized by scholars from r/MGTOW.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's literally not the norm though. As said 40% of marriages aren't successfully monogamous. Add to that the number of people who don't get married. That's in the west too, in east asia banging outside is just standard faire. In the arabic world bigamy is permissible. In africa there's no exclusivity.

              Plus it's only been half hearted monogamy in the west for about 800 years. The tens of thousands of years prior were all harem. So again do you have any support for your claim yet?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >As said 40% of marriages aren't successfully monogamous
                Even if I were to believe you (no source lmfao), it means 1 in 5 people cheat in a marriage, which means 80% don't. Of course cheating isn't polygamy. Cheaters still seek a monogamous relation out, just not the one they're in.
                >Add to that the number of people who don't get married
                Extremely rare, contemporary phenomenon, not incompatible with monogamy and not a desired outcome: those who don't find a life partner wish they had
                > in east asia banging outside is just standard faire
                >"look at this shithole bro (no source tho)! That proves it!"
                kekaroo. If you look at Aztecs you can also say humans are meant to perform sacrifices
                >In the arabic world bigamy is permissible
                oh yeah and they're also 50% inbred. Here polygamy is encouraged through religion, the very thing that supposedly made people monogamous according to you. And surprise surprise, it's a shithole.
                >In africa there's no exclusivity.
                oh brother
                >Plus it's only been half hearted monogamy in the west for about 800 years. The tens of thousands of years prior were all harem. So again do you have any support for your claim yet?
                that is literally not true. There's strong evidence to suggest even cavemen were monogamous. And why wouldn't they be? Your coomer fantasies and /LULZ/ talking points aren't anthropology. "Harems" are something you know of through your pornographic cartoons and never were a thing but for most dysgenic of caliphs.

                Anyways, I won't answer any further. You're not changing your mind and neither will I (I'm right). Do reflect on how all your "reading" on the matter comes from Cinemaphile posts and ad-hoc justification on your behavior.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                > there's strong evidence to suggest cavemen were christian trad larpers
                Except hard genome information quite literally has no answer other than the fact that 80% of men would not reproduce, nearly 100% of women did.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://doi.org/10.1016/0140-1750(79)90001-0
                frick you got me to reply. I hate morons so much I had to. Read scientific literature instead of blindly trusting what you read on Cinemaphile.org. Fricking moron.

                That was the last one though. No more. Just know whatever you type next is moronic and can be easily disproved, just like I did this post. have a nice day.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice story by two lads. Cool, i think we still might have to contend with the actual genetic fact that most men did not reproduce and most women did defining the modern human genetic makeup. But i guess nice story from those guys or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"People are just moronic animals I guess."
      I mean if you don't have religion and your wife will just forgive you why not cheat?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you know it will hurt her, and screw up your kids as well.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not my problem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once cheated on my imaginary wife with three separate imaginary mistresses. I feel horrible, and now she’s getting an imaginary lawyer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Male infidelity" is boring and no one actually cares

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Betty Draper
    More like Betty Brapper

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What man would like a woman with a weird deformed concave chest?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Trudy wife
    Am I ever going to make it bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you want a wife that only exists once a season?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    don was literally moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you're handsome it doesn't matter dipshit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know. He was handsome but deeply moronic so he got away with shit all the time. He's an alcoholic serial cheater absent father with zero redeeming qualities yet zoomies idolize him for being that + handsome. Idk the philosofical background that spawned this aesthetic worship bullshit but it's gay af. It's like those wannabe nietzchean nazi aesthetic pages that literally only post male model thirst traps.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's an alcoholic serial cheater absent father with zero redeeming qualities yet zoomies idolize him for being that + handsome.
          just like me
          stay mad uggo poorgay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          next you're going to tell me that patrick bateman or tyler durden shouldn't be viewed as a role model.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen him idolized.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Relationship are difficult and I imagine mariage being even worse, some people cheat just for the thrill of it and that's about it
    also sex is different once you get closer to someone
    just my two cents as a 32yo boomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound fat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I’m fit and I constantly flirt with other women beside my girlfriend and every time I’m out of town I cheat on her if the opportunity strikes (I don’t go looking for it though)

        This summer I did a road trip by myself for 10 days, she hates driving so didn’t wanna go, slept with 6 chicks in 5 different towns/cities when I stopped the night at a bar or similar

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds pretty average and normal to me bro
          but then again I'm extremely handome and charming without putting in any effort

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre a horrible piece of shit and you deserve to be miserable. one day you'll love someone and they'll betray you the way you betray your gf. homosexual

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women will put up with affairs if the man wealthy enough and doesn't embarrass her by making them public. I know three women who were ok with their husbands having a mistress but didn't actually file for divorce until there was a messy breakup and the whole knew about it.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think she was serious with holding down that little girl for her second husband to frick?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiernan Shipka > Allison Brie > January Jones > Christina Hendricks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was January Jones in mad men?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disregard this I was thinking of the black haired chick from Breaking Bad cause she’s in a show called Jennifer Jones or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apartment nurse>teacher>s1 Brie>Jan Jones>Shipka

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t cheat on her because she wasn’t hot enough you mongoloid. Anyone who’s ever been in a relationship knows that you get bored eventually, no matter how hot they are. and then Don also has mommy issues that he medicates with booze smoking and adultery. It’s why most of his romances are motherly women

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating was part of life back then. Every successful man had a hot secretary who gave it up whenever he wanted

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s the actress who plays Flo in the insurance commercials who was one of the call line ladies in Season 1.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine the fricktard loser who would cheat on THIS

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts are disappointing. I can understand where Don is coming from.

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