>bible?

>bible? complete bullshit
>talking to the dead? doesn't happen
>gandhi? frick that hippie
>world peace? stupid idea
>turning my daughter into a boy through genital mutilation? now we're talking

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of them will die first? I always think about this when I see a popular duet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tall people usually don't live longer than short people. especially when they used to smoke, were overweight and talk mad shit like dis homie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the "Penn and Teller Bullshit" episode on the 12 step program, Penn says he's never drank a sip of alcohol or any other drug.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those buttholes generally die younger than normal people who drink in moderation.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those buttholes generally die younger than normal people who drink in moderation.
            I don't see a "literally" anywhere in this post. Fix it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just takes it intravenously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna go with the chronically obese vegan.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Murder suicide

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal illusionists

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magicians. They don't use creativity and think they are totally creative.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't use creativity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a word, dude. Shut the frick up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penn and Teller are pretty creative thoughalbeit.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turning my daughter into a boy through genital mutilation? now we're talking
    Based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute tomboy. maybe she grows out of it, like shiloh pitt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick I'd open that ass up like christmas

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mother teresa? she was evil
    Freagin' demons...

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I always found weird was that they tried doing pseudo-poltiical commentary like this when one of them had a mute stage personality. So penn would just rant and rant while teller just nodded along and you just kind of had to assume he agreed

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moxie crimefighter

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only ideological perverts and actual perverts think this much about kids genitals. Call your mom. Apologize to your therapist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe we should do something about catholics systematically raping kids
      >"woah, only pedophiles think this much about raped kids, are you some sort of pervert?"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >believing and intentionally spreading protestant propaganda

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna mutilate kids
      >"Hey look he's mutilating kids"
      >Why do you keep saying that? Are you obsessed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe we should do something about catholics systematically raping kids
        >"woah, only pedophiles think this much about raped kids, are you some sort of pervert?"

        Difference being no one in the trans community is mutilating kids and you’re just exposing yourself for moronic polchuds by describing it that way

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Difference being no one in the trans community is mutilating kids
          Why do you lie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ideological perverts and actual perverts
      It's funny, if you try to tell people not to mutilate their kids' genitals with circumcision, how many will take this same escape route out of the conversation
      >what are you, a pedo? why do you care about kids' genitals this much

      [...]
      Difference being no one in the trans community is mutilating kids and you’re just exposing yourself for moronic polchuds by describing it that way

      >no one in the trans community is mutilating kids
      Puberty blocking and SRS are mutilation.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transboy dicky

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If skepticism were a blunt object used to bash people in the heads with.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do what Penn never did... I'd have listened to Teller.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that troony thing really killed the atheist movement

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      atheists just want to piss off other religious people and gay/troony shit is more effective at that

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    will either of them realize on their death bed that magic was fricking gay? like what are you bro 9 years old still?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, having children would change your outlook in life. Maybe stop shitposting so much, get your life together and start a family. I guarantee you won't have such a bitter outlook in life

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Netanyahu, you made 2 million Palestinians disappear from Gaza.
    >We have no idea how you did it, you fooled us!

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone please post the little open letter Penn wrote soon after he became a libtard. It's this hilarious little scribble where he virtue signals so hard it's pathetic.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their opinion on the Quran or the Talmud?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penn's binder that he carries is 20% magic notes and 80% cp
    Guy deserves the woodchipper.

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