BIG WILLIE SMITH SAVES CINEMA. hahahahahahahaha

>Tfw the actuals come in for the weekend and the domestic open is damn near Furiosa's entire domestic run so far

How did old geezers like Smith and Lawrence btfo of Anya and Hemsworth so hard??

Bwahahaha feels good to be a big-Willy Chad

https://x.com/mejat32/status/1799597420214694193?s=46&t=DMQDx60Wq9xO5em2fnHvQQ

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That ludacris looking motherfricker is back closing the circle on that god tier joke.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohhh another mediocre underperforming movie, cinema is saved!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >underperforming

      Kek, slap gays on suicide watch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kek, slap gays on suicide watch
        Based oldgay. I remember I was still in high school when that slap happened. I made so many slap threads on Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based moron, you don't know what under perform means

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >underperforming movie
      the budget of the movie is not moronicly high ($100 million) so it will make good money, unlike 95% of the high budget movies released since the beginning of the pandemic.
      Nobody was expecting it to be particularly successfully, but it's already mogging many recent movies that were supposed to be much more popular.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    howd he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black ppl still love Will

      https://x.com/1SlumBabii/status/1799499906937180618

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about white people? Will Smith historically has been a strong draw for whites when it came to blockbusters.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a fourth one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know there was a third.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad Boyz 4 Life

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the third one worth a watch?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How did old geezers like Smith and Lawrence btfo of Anya and Hemsworth so hard??
    Will's an American icon, Martin's an icon in the black community. Hemsworth (outside of Thor) and Anya aren't stars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why aren't there any new black stars hitting those lvls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Michael B Jordan is the only young black star that I enjoy watching on screen. Everyone else is fat and lame.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well back then whites just had to accept the idea of black sitcoms. Now they can go on twitter and claim it's white genocide.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rent free

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dumb wh*toid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mahershala was close

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a homosexual and a cuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mahershala is a critic's darling, but he's far from being a box office draw, especially among black people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Will autistically directed his career to become the biggest star in the world. And black people thought Martin's show was really funny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they used to be elevated by talent

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The third one a few years ago was so fricking bad, I was cringing the whole time.
    #1 and 2 are both pure kino and tried to get into 3 but just couldn't.
    Also was cracking up in the theatre out loud when they went to 4chins looking for illegal blackmarket weapons

    Shan't be bothering with this one.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's very frontloaded and with a 100 mil budget it has a vague chance of turning a very modest box office profit. As of now it needs another 175 mil or so

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two black leads
    Get woke go b--ACK

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's less than the prior movie's opening and internationally, it's down bigtime. Unless Sony got this made cheaply (doubtful), this is going to be like Planets of the Apes: not a big flop, but not really a win either.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goalpost moving

    Summer weekends are the hottest times for movies usually.

    The film industry is dying.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans see an american movie starring australians and not an australian movie starring some british ayy lmao
    BASED

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