>>like Morbius and the Snyder cut
3 movies that were box office bombs and have two things in common, bad stories and a lack of hot women with sexy costumes, FACT!
most marvel actors can't sell tickets outside of their character. this has has to do with the fact that captain marvel is not a popular character and never has been. it doesn't matter who plays her.
She pushed a lot of people away. The character is played by a man-hating toxic feminist. Somehow NPC's didn't want to go to the cinema and get preached this time.
I don't disagree, but The Marvels is a genuinely atrocious movie, if you can even call it that. Morbius was terrible as well, but it was still a coherent movie, with a beginning, a middle part and an end that all connected. The Marvels is a collection of clips that might as well be from different movies. AI could've made a better movie.
>The Marvels is a collection of clips that might as well be from different movies
considering they do so much focus testing and reshoots of these movies they literally be from different versions of the movie
I legit never heard of this character before, I've read some comics as a kid and it had some guy named marvel but I don't know who the frick that b***h is
I didn't read comics but I vaguely knew her from that one episode of X-Men where she's after Rogue but I didn't know the name.
To me Captain Marvel was the kid who turned into a superhero and had a punch up with Superman
Ironically the expected amount of male audiences that was forecasted showed up, but it was the lack of female viewers that killed this film.
Marvel hedged their bets on that 1 minute K-pop boy dance scene to attract the teen girl crowd, didn’t they?
No romantic drama (like Wonder Woman), no shirtless male love interest, no shocking betrayal (drama for the sake of drama), weak villain no comic fan knows, no other big Marvel guest stars, and such really killed this film.
Women in general don't really like superhero movies and this one basically had no of the elements like a romantic subplot or an attractive male lead that might have drawn them em. It's basically a film without a suitable target audience and as a result unsurprisingly, not a lot of people showed up to watch it.
True.
In real life there aren’t a lot of superheroine fangirls like Kamala is, so right off the bat she’s not a self insert for teen girls. It seems that movie was counting on that and the fact that she’s a Muslim hero.
Both of which aren’t noteworthy these days like it wasn’t 2014 when the comic debuted.
>It's basically a film without a suitable target audience
Because when women write "comicbook superheros" they think of it as entertainment for children and then cut it off there. When, in fricking history, has anyone ever had a mom who knows whats cool to young boys? Boys read comics, grow up and become men who return to the industry and continue to pump out product. They know what boys like because they're the fricking demographic for the genre to begin with. Women are never going to be on the same timing because women don't sit up and fantasize about performing selfless acts or national defense or acts of valor. All of that risk-taking shit and teamwork-building is prime fuel for testosterone. Women equate superhero content to shit that small children would like and they never fricking expound upon it. Because >Oh, well, this has elements I liked when >I< was a kid...
Yeah, meandering bullshit plots where the conflict is over because the girls talk everything out and reach a consensus or "whoa, she wasn't bad she was WRONGED BY MEN. Please clap." Women writers aren't encouraged to tap into what men would want to see--if they even fricking know how.
All that to say you have this slop of a film that could only ever be given to incredibly children because it isn't palatable to adults. And it definitely isn't palatable to men. No one likes looking at frumpy women roleplay as "strong" and have to be taken "seriously" by the threats presented on screen. If the chick was hot and vulnerable and appreciative and supportive and showed alot of skin then she would stay in the hearts and minds of the men watching it. Easy. Instead they covered every women head-to-tie in some shitty electrician uniform that hides their curves and breasts which makes them visually anemic and dis-interesting and then the women save themselves and actively flee from potential romantic pursuits.
Women always b***h about how things are focused towards men but the only reason that happens is cause men show up and spend money, women just sit at home and b***h that no one caters to them while ignoring everything that does
A bit off-topic here.
But it's kind of funny this is the complete opposite for kpop audiences. Women spend a lot of money on albums and get catered to while the coomer males(me) don't spend a dime and just get what they can.
>weak villain no comic fan knows
Weird thing is, the villain in the flashback (Kree Supreme Intelligence) is 10x more interesting than whatever they could have cooked up, and they relegated it to a flashback.
If you want a good story about choices way before Civil War, read "Operation Galactic Storm". tl;dr the Kree Supreme Intelligence causes a genocide and the Avengers have to decide if they're gonna kill it or not.
>Operation: Galactic Storm
Frickin' kino, back when crossovers were worthwhile. Absolutely loved that arc, too bad elements of it have already been butchered by the MCU
>be Disney >in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition >Captain Marvel due for release in a few months >get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox >deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock >deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release >can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value >movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China >can't bomb >send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation >YouTube changes algorithm >RT redesign >RT stops accepting reviews below threshold >Metacritic drops user scores >"Journalists" in a tizzy >Twitter in a tizzy >Half empty theaters >insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted) >Hollywood accounting >Prelude to the biggest movie ever >Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history >but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel >Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal >movie tanks in China >Disney shares drop slightly >Fox gets fricked over >The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox buyout more expensive while the stockholders were nervous because at the time Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and, at the time, Chris Hemsworth were leaving the MCU, so they were hyping Captain Marvel as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU WHO WILL CARRY THIS FRANCHISE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS" but now know what a horribly unlikeable c**t Larson is so they had to put her with two diversity co-stars because the fricking b***h can't carry a movie on her own while using them to shield the movie from criticism by claiming that if you don't like it it's because you're not only sexist but also now racist which is exactly what has happened as The Marvels is now officially a massive flop!!!FACT!!!
BRIE LARSON IS A STUPID FRICKING prostitute WHO WAS HOMESCHOOLED AND BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD, NEVER FACED ANY FORM OF ADVERSITY NOR WORKED A SINGLE FRICKING DAY OF HER LIFE AS A HOLLYWOOD CASTING COUCH CUM DUMPSTER, THE FRICKING NERVE OF THIS israelite wienerSLEEVE PREACHING FEMINISM WHEN IT'S THAT PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION THAT HAS MADE HER FAMOUS AND A MILLIONAIRE FOR NOTHING OTHER THAN STANDING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA SAYING SHIT THAT OTHER PEOPLE WRITE WHILE A SMALL ARMY TRIES TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD, A MONUMENTAL TASK AS SHE'S A FIVEHEAD FUNGI FEET bawd WHO SPERGS OUT IF PEOPLE AREN'T KISSING HER ASS, NO ONE LIKES HER, SHE'S A FRICKING c**t AND COULDN'T EVEN HEADLINE HER OWN SEQUEL ALONE BECAUSE OF HOW FRICKING UNLIKABLE SHE IS AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S.....
I saw Captain Marvel opening night and the theater was empty, despite showing most seats were sold. They even had a theater employee come in checking a list bc of the anomaly.
they didnt want to spend the money
they already delayed the frick out of this movie so they just wanted to get it out
they also have been losing billions by making moronic shit ever since endgame so they cant spare the expense
They couldn't "spare the expense" the first time you moron, Disney doesn't buy a bunch of fake tickets to their movies. It doesn't make any sense, and it would be easy as frick to tell that all of the "sold out" showings were empty
If they had bought 95% of tickets the first time then they wouldn't have made a second at all since they would know there's no demand. Think about what you're actually saying for once you fricking clown.
disney wants female heroes so they made the marvels even though they dont have audience demand
if they looked for audience demand they wouldnt have made all of those terrible fricking tv shows
>Strange World bombed >Ant-Man bombed >Little Mermaid bombed >Indy 5 bombed massively >Haunted Mansion bombed >The Marvels is setting records for bombing so badly >Wish is being critically panned, and is being anticipated as another bomb >Star Wars and Marvel are basically dead in the water on Disney Plus, which is hemorrhaging subscribers >Willow was such a ratings flop that it was worth more to Disney as a tax write off than take up server space, and it’s borderline lost media, practically a modern Star Wars Holiday Special, but people at least kind of cared about that on an ironic level >Galactic Starcruiser was such a flop that it shut down in a year >Park attendance in general is down >Merchandise sales are down >They’re legally on the hook for $20+ billion for Hulu
Her solo movie was padded by Disney buying tickets to empty theaters. They had excess money to throw at such a venture because this shit was sandwiched between two must-see movies of the entire franchise. And even then people were shitting on the movie and talking about how fricking terrible it was. Word of mouth hit the internet and people fast. Disney just didn't want to look stupid in the face of Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman only succeeded because it aped the formula from the first Captain America movie, was carried by Chris Pine for the ladies and then naturally the largest consumers and core demographic of comicbooks are men so of-fricking-course they went to see if it would be good. Gal Gadot had a string of positive buzz and press meanwhile Brie Larson was shitting on men and talking out of her ass instead of just smiling and shutting the frick up. This only strengthened Gadot's position.
The first one would have had similar numbers, but they were smart (?) to sandwich it between 2 of the biggest movies of the decade and pretended it had relevance to them.
This was over 10 years ago. If the movie didn't appear to be a steaming pile of shit, it would've still made money.
Even Fast X which was awful didn't bomb as bad as this, and it still had Brie in it.
The biggest irony is that it actually had the desired effect from a Hollywood standpoint. Fans are now welcoming diverse starts like Iman and Teyonah into the franchise.
If I didn't know any better, I would've assumed the entire thing is 4D chess on Disney's part to get people to ask for said diversity by making the white Karen less preferable in comparison.
No, it won’t. Star Wars is far deader than Marvel in America. Marvel still has 5 or 6 characters that could still guarantee a Billion Dollar blockbuster. Star Wars has maybe 1 or 2. (Only Prime Luke Skywalker or maybe Prime Ben Solo could crack a billion at the box office)
If you go to any porn forum Daisy is more popular if you go to the AI threads here there are 300 pictures of Daisy to a to 1 pic for Larson >has some signals that make you sell more tickets
It's basically treated as RDJ's Dr. Doolittle. Aka the film that isn't Marvel or commercially advertised so who gives a frick? Larson came from indie shit she can fall right back into that groove and the world will keep turning.
She couldn't support a title, she got reworked every time they relaunched. Much like Sentry, she is a character that just doesn't work. Plus, her only good stI arc was getting her powers stolen. That's not going to translate to a movie.
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Not for years now. Most of the time she's drawn to look like a troony or a straight up dude.
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No, she's still in the same shitty outfit with the same shitty character who never grows, is never wrong, has the power of The Power of THE POWER and never loses. She's a fricking idiot of a character.
>Much like Sentry, she is a character that just doesn't work
Sentry works. You just have to limit his exposure since it's really easy to write powerful characters poorly.
Bro, there is one loser who has been spamming Rey shit for years on /tv. Just because one schizo spams Rey doesn’t mean she’s popular.
She is despised (the character, not Daisy) to a much higher degree than Captain Marvel. The Rey movie will be the biggest flop of all time. It will make less than half of Solo. And it will kill Star Wars as a theatrical brand forever
Just trying to fit in. Everyone in Hollywood agrees with her.
It's moronic to run your mouth like this in public. Especially since she's not even American. People don't like being told what to think by celebrities. They really don't like being told by foreign celebrities.
She has excellent taste in all things not counting music. And of course, cats are a superior creature to her chosen dog pets, but she is sadly allergic.
"What did it take for you to get into Grace's mindset?
It was listening to Norwegian black metal. I would just put headphones on – I had a few Burzum and Emperor albums that I was listening to – and get myself into this cacophony of negativity and then throw myself into a scene where I had to act like I wasn't thinking about the things I was thinking about."
literally better music taste than 99.9% of Cinemaphile
>Burzum
Nobody unironically enjoys listening to Burzum. It's like Cannibal Corpse. The only reason to listen is so others will notice you're listening to it and think you're edgy.
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Jim Carrey likes Cannibal Corpse. He's also one of the few celebrities rumored to have shitposted on Cinemaphile at some point.
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>Nobody unironically enjoys listening to Burzum. It's like Cannibal Corpse. The only reason to listen is so others will notice you're listening to it and think you're edgy.
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I look like that and I listen to Burzum
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I look like this and I listen to Smash Mouth "ironically"
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I look like this and I only listen to jazz but I call it Persona music
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I look like this and run a pop-culture commentary youtube channel
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Before he went to prison, Vargs first 3 albums were great. Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is a masterpiece.
2/10, made me reply.
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>Burzum
Ahhh, she's one of "those" people. You see, if she at least said Gorgoroth, I could at least entertain her opinion as being serious.
>I like that there is an ad lying saying it's the number 1 movie Disney really has no shame
It's like this Forbes article. In fact, she is the black female director with the highest grossing theatrical release of all time. But she is also, and probably always will be, the black female director who caused the most financial loss to a studio
I stopped reading forbes after they claimed that russia "destroyed" 5 leopards in a week while literally every credible osint identified them as merely damaged
Why would I watch her when I can bust a nut to hot chicks on pornhub, then watch my favorite youtuber shit-talk video games?
Today's movies ain't got SHIT to offer.
I have a favorite deepfake of Kamala's actress sucking dick and getting fricked in a kitchen. Why do I need to watch an uninteresting, shitty film with a cute lead who never shows off her body or dresses cute? Frick that.
Barbie proves that people will turn up for a woke movie, it all depends on optics and how you frame it.
If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
>urn up for a woke movie, it all depends on optics and how you frame it. >If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
Not to mention the goose and Margot Robbie both have really good reputations for choosing well made/interesting projects. Gosling was a big draw for nearly the entire male audience.
They literally kept the wokeshit out of the marketing for Barbie before it dropped. Of course everyone with an IQ higher than mustard knew it was going to be insanely pozzed, but they still kept it out of the marketing because they know wokeshit is unpopular. They did the same thing with the Mario movie.
Except I didn't say it was successful because they lied about it being woke did I, you homosexual? Consoomers were going to watch Barbie regardless if it was woke or not because it's Barbie and the marketing for it was great, but Hollywood clearly understands just how unpopular wokeslop is now otherwise they wouldn't have kept it out of the marketing.
Hailee has delicious legs and hot as shit little body and the fact they made her look like that in D+ made me turn my back on all of their programming. You can't sterilize sexy women and expect profit.
Women went to see Barbie because it has things women actually want to see. A pretty lead character who wears a bunch of different cute costumes through out the movie. An attractive male lead who plays along with all their dumb interests (dresss up, acts aloof, does muscial numbers etc). Women don’t give a frick if a movie is woke or not, they’re as simple to appeal to as men are if you just follow the blueprint of interests that they’ve had for decades.
>If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
Yeah, but they would have to change the profile of the actors, no more Oscar-winning actors but actors who like to have fun, to get dirty on stage, to have a sprained ankle in a fight scene, to be in shape all year, after all the genre asks for it and of course to be faithful to the source, those who follow women opinion makers and a hundred youtubers know how much they like that sexy figure of the old Ms Marvel, the funny thing is that Disney had its Wonder Woman and threw her in the trash and brought this dyke military version that the world hated
>Barbie proves that people will turn up for a woke movie
If there are beautiful women, in bikinis, bathing suits, everyone will see it. It's simple and it seems that Margot Robbie has learned her lesson from the Birds of Prey flop: sexy chicks sells.
>Economy does OK under Trump >Disney israelites and actors propagandize against Trump for four years >Biden gets in >Economy goes to shit >No one has the money to spend on Disney shit anymore
I guess they acted against their own economic interests
Watch that Kingdom of the Sun documentary and you'll see why Disney is in the shitter. They took that corporate art-killing process and dialed it up to a thousand over the years.
Easily one of my favorite of the "solo" movies in the MCU. Stays true to the character of Captain Marvel. Iman is consistently joyous and endearing, carrying on from her performance in Ms. Marvel. Full of genuinely funny moments and ridiculous set pieces. They leverage The entanglement concept for some really excellent fight scenes. To the benefit of the filmmakers, the power sets of these characters pop really well with bright and shiny CGI. The pacing is fun and snappy and the three leads are all equally fun to watch and have good chemistry. It's also nice to see Nick Fury get some screen time in a role where he is having more fun and a lot less dour than Secret Invasion. Also, the after credit scenes are really fun and give some nice insight into the next steps of the MCU. I like that they reserved the universe-building attempts for these scenes rather than using the entire movie as I set up for a different movie.
I'm not very familiar with what Emma thinks but Brie isn't a true misandrist. You have never been on a RadFem forum. Some of them glee at the thought of men being raped or castrated.
>They wouldn't have let her wear the leotard even if she wanted to. She's literally more revealing in real life than in the movie.
This is why I have respect for Olivia Munn as she wanted to dress like Psylocke did in the comics and showed that it can be pulled off, just like my dick after edging to her for 3 hours!!!FACT!!!
>This is why I have respect for Olivia Munn as she wanted to dress like Psylocke did in the comics and showed that it can be pulled off,
and look at what it got her.
It wasn't the costume that killed her career. It was that just before The Predator was released she found out that Shane Black had a friend called Steven Wilder Striegel working on the film that was a convicted sex offender.
Rather than quietly going to studio executives and telling them about this so that he could have been removed, she went public a week or so before the premiere in order to get attention that she was the only one brave enough to come out about this, despite sitting on the info for several months, damaging the film with negative publicity and fricking over most of the cast and crew didn't know anything about it.
Not that it mattered as The Predator was a horrible piece of fricking shit that would have bombed anyway!!!FACT!!!
>and showed that it can be pulled off
Not really. I guess she got away with the fanservice, but the costumes in Apocalypse look like Power Rangers and I remember them getting memed on at the time.
>Brie Larson covers up thus ensuring that no man is going to give a single frick about what she's talking
Dress for women, market for women, and you fricking lose.
all actors parrot lines for interviews, social media and pressers. they dont have original thoughts or feelings. if she is saying shit like she hates men and its feminist, its because she was told lines and talking points to say. they all sign agreements and contracts and ndas about how to behave in public during filming and when speaking about it. many pr firms simply run their social media accounts with little to no input from the actors.
The fricking source material is poison. No man on the planet wanted Carol in that outfit. She's been written out of character that few people can really remember how she's supposed to act. No one is on board with her as Captain Marvel. She actively makes the title less cool. Of course the 1:1 translation of that was going to suck a dick at the box office. No man wants to read about a woman who doesn't want to be romanced, who isn't likable and definitely is never portrayed as hot or scantily clad. The stupid b***h who wrote it and indeed ALL women who write can't get their own heads out of their asses when it comes to this shit. When men write women characters they are actively writing women with characteristics and personalities that *they* want to see presented to them. They're basically writing imaginary girlfriends, dude. This isn't a hard concept. Captain Marvel is just the author of the book being a toxic poisonous twat but the draw is that she has the avatar of having high sexual market value. It's literally her self-insert. If she could be written as being romantically linked to all the hottest and most popular men in the Marvel U then she would. Because that's all women care about. There is no fricking cause to Carol's story. She is a "hero" with nothing to fight for or avenge beyond whatever generic big bad that warrants the existence of the story to begin with.
And what's worse, and most laughable, is how Captain Marvel is another stroke of women not understanding power and thus being completely incapable of wielding it. They go >Oh, we need a strong superhero. Men like strong characters. If she isn't strong then no one is going to like her.
So then they have Carol doing something outlandish like fixing a fricking sun in The Marvels. And when you point out how the power scaling is fricking moronic they go >b-but it's all fantasy and Silver Age Superman did it and--
They don't understand it, they don't respect it. Why should I care anymore?
>announces she hates white men at CC panel >fails upwards into a Nissan commercial >fails upwards into a feminazi movie >mostly male audience doesn't like being compared to human shit >WAAHHH ;A; WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?
So she hates them so much, she said she doesn't hate them 3 times? Wow
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>Frick WHITE MEN! >Now, did I mean frick white men? NNNNEEEAAAAUUUUXXXXX
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Yes dipshit. That's the definition of deflection lol.
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It would've been deflection if she didn't say it in the same speech, 3 times.
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if I say Black person three times every sentence, what do you think is on my mind?
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Probably a Spike Lee joint. I don't see how the two are related though.
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You're European, aren't you? Are you shit shattered lizbeth didn't take hold as a heroine?
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Lizbeth who? Olsen hates white men too now?
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Well now that I think about it, she did shit talk Serbians without saying anything about Africa, so possibly.
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>she's notified of the massive blunder she just made >GUYZ I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT, REPEATS IT SEVERAL TIMES
Literally a sign of guilt.
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How is she notified of something she just said?
Bottom line is, if she hated white men, she would've said so. There was no reason not to say it.
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The earpiece she has in, as they all do.
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Then they told her to say a wrinkle in time wasn't made for white men on the ear piece, simple as.
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>a wrinkle in time wasn't made for white men
No lies detected here
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The pozzed movie? yeah, the book nah
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>if she hated white men, she would've said so
She said she didn't like to see lots of white men in captain marvel press tour, she said old white men were wrong for reviewing an universally panned movie
She tried every trick in the book, finally turning to God, and he also failed her.
I don't know if there's anything left in the book that she could try.
Brie is proof you can't escape the femcel/incel box no matter how hard you try.
At her SAG Awards speech she said her she was worried that she's "deeply unlovable". Lo and behold, she is.
Not much different than gymcels who get swole to cope with the fact that they're unlikeable.
they should have found a magic stone that made them switch bodies instead. perfect opportunity to force a situation where her character could actually be fun for a time by having her act like Kamala.
What's up with this weirdo obsession with captain marvel? Even youtubers have to shit up the place with this crap now.
You guys are spending way too much time and energy on these forgettable movies...
Even though everyone likes to point to morbius, I'm fricking crying over here after realizing that ghostbusters 2016 made more money than the marvels (46 million opening weekend, but adjusted for inflation makes it 57)
Just...imagine how bad that is to be in the shadow of fricking ghostbusters
Here to laugh at Brie. What's wrong sistah? Why didn't wahmin saved your gurl powah movie? Why didn't the Feminazis saved the movie? Need no man? Bahahahahah.
She damaged her brand, if you want to call it that. It's not insurmountable damage, but it will take her some time to fix the damage she's done to her career.
She can act and she's attractive. She needs to leave this behind her, post haste, and go back to what she should be doing
>It's not insurmountable damage
It kind of is when you mix some real life cringe with some fake one. Most of the Brie "news" currently are unironically slander but they're propped up by actual dumb things she said.
It's a pretty unique situation that I don't think any actor has been in aside from maybe Johnny Depp.
Nah, it's not slander and definitely not in the legal sense. She done fricked up and she's paying the price.
Most of these actors are skulls full of mush, but she did show some intelligence in refraining from commenting about various recent events - Depp/Heard ect. She jumped on board the me too train as it was coming to an abrupt halt and got tossed off.
>78% second weekend drop
I actually have some box office stats on my computer. 78% drop is in the top 2% worst drops of all time (2.2% for the pedants). This isn't just a bomb this is a megabomb.
>A movie starring an actor the public was brainwashed into thinking was a career criminal >Where he plays THREE different versions of himself opposite himself >Where said actor wasn’t actually allowed to promote the movie and the studio did nothing to clarify anything >No talk show interviews from the A list cast either
did better than this shit
how embarrassing for Marvel
>movie about stronk womyn trio >that alienates the female audience they wanted because of no romance, no love triangle with hot guys etc as in stuff women actually pay to see >that also alienates the male audience
because ugly or plain women stars >that doubly alienates foreign audiences because they are unironically way more raycis than America
What were they thinking
I legit cannot possibly comprehend how stuff like this gets past the audience reaction/testing phase, it's a guaranteed bomb when it only appeals to a very minor subset of people
It wasn’t about gender politics when Antman 3 failed, hell Antman 2 and Captain Marvel had the same leads and sold well, did you consider maybe it’s just the fact everyone is tired of having to watch some tv series on a streaming service to catch up on the random bullshit new lore? Nobody wants to binge watch some stupid show on an expensive streaming service to understand how Ben Grimm and Black Cat got married and gave birth to Howard the Duck and why his clothes give him powers? Frick Disney Plus milking this shit
Marvel had a golden halo. Had. It’s gone now. I still think every issue Disney and Marvel and everyone else has now absolutely derives from one movie…The Last Jedi.
Everything was different after TLJ. Everything that is happening now draws back to that movie
Love and Thunder put the nail in the coffin. It was when shit got too silly even for normies who love the quips. It was too much quip, so much it turned to shit.
I don't understand Marvel's approach to Thor. >Remove his hammer >Kill his parents >Enslave him >Wipe out his ancestral home >Kill most of the fleeing Asgardians >Remove Asgardian culture >Make the slaver queen of his people (No seriously why!?) >Apparently enslave him again >Make his brother the real hero
Honestly their best bet is to take a decade long break from live action stuff, maybe expand on the Big Hero 6 marvel universe and have animated films with characters that haven’t been milked to death. Or do what DC did for a decade, make bank off of cartoon animation movies that don’t feel like recycled products for kids.
People are tired of these Charlie's Angels/Birds of Prey/Ghostbusters type shit flicks. The fact that it made as much money as it did is kind of impressive in its own right.
I guarantee if they try to repeat this premise, it will bomb even harder.
>The fact that it made as much money as it did is kind of impressive in its own right
It still brought in a ton of single men over 25. They're addicted to capeshit.
Yes, it's definitively because of Brie's amazing charisma the first movie did so well and not thanks to the fact that it was sandwiched between the 2 Avengers movies and sold as the new face of the franchise at the time.
>She has no draw
If she stars in a movie there's a very high likelihood I'm not going to watch it.
no chance. imagine supporting this bawd.
When you cover her face she is beautiful wow
her face is the best part tho
I would've seen it if it was only her and she was wearing a leotard. The other marvels are too much. It's already a bad movie as is.
thank you, I can coom in peace now
I was told this movie passed the Bechtel Test.
That's a big N.O. for me.
>refuses to watch a movie because one of the actors makes him question his masculinity
Why are chuds so sensitive ?
I hope trolls trick them into rereleasing it like Morbius and the Snyder cut.
>like Morbius and the Snyder cut
Life must be pain with a <100 IQ.
What? Both were literally memes into existence, only with the Snyder Cut alot of the people asking for it were genuine.
>only with the Snyder Cut alot of the people asking for it were genuine
Exactly.
>>like Morbius and the Snyder cut
3 movies that were box office bombs and have two things in common, bad stories and a lack of hot women with sexy costumes, FACT!
Snyder Cut put HBO MAX on the map, you fricking moron.
most marvel actors can't sell tickets outside of their character. this has has to do with the fact that captain marvel is not a popular character and never has been. it doesn't matter who plays her.
i agree
cap marvel is a boring superman (and superman is already hyperboring)
>(and superman is already hyperboring)
Superman is only boring if the writers focus more on the fact he is Superman than the fact he is a "human".
Clark is the farthest thing from boring.
>superman hyperboring
plebtake
>it doesn't matter who plays her
She pushed a lot of people away. The character is played by a man-hating toxic feminist. Somehow NPC's didn't want to go to the cinema and get preached this time.
I don't disagree, but The Marvels is a genuinely atrocious movie, if you can even call it that. Morbius was terrible as well, but it was still a coherent movie, with a beginning, a middle part and an end that all connected. The Marvels is a collection of clips that might as well be from different movies. AI could've made a better movie.
>The Marvels is a collection of clips that might as well be from different movies
considering they do so much focus testing and reshoots of these movies they literally be from different versions of the movie
That's probably why, yeah.
I legit never heard of this character before, I've read some comics as a kid and it had some guy named marvel but I don't know who the frick that b***h is
I didn't read comics but I vaguely knew her from that one episode of X-Men where she's after Rogue but I didn't know the name.
To me Captain Marvel was the kid who turned into a superhero and had a punch up with Superman
This. Nobody gives a shit about Ms Marvel. Polchuds on suicide watch because nobody cares about “muh brie said bad things to chuds” narrative.
The only Marvel actor who makes me more interested in seeing something is Chris Pratt, and it's got nothing to do with Marvel.
Like Cap, Thor or Tony has been SUPER popular in comics before their respective solo movies, yea-rite)
i agree with this take. it was more terrible alienating writers and hack directors fault.
thanks for correcting the record
Captain Marvel made a billion dollars.
Marv Got Morbed
Ironically the expected amount of male audiences that was forecasted showed up, but it was the lack of female viewers that killed this film.
Marvel hedged their bets on that 1 minute K-pop boy dance scene to attract the teen girl crowd, didn’t they?
No romantic drama (like Wonder Woman), no shirtless male love interest, no shocking betrayal (drama for the sake of drama), weak villain no comic fan knows, no other big Marvel guest stars, and such really killed this film.
Women in general don't really like superhero movies and this one basically had no of the elements like a romantic subplot or an attractive male lead that might have drawn them em. It's basically a film without a suitable target audience and as a result unsurprisingly, not a lot of people showed up to watch it.
True.
In real life there aren’t a lot of superheroine fangirls like Kamala is, so right off the bat she’s not a self insert for teen girls. It seems that movie was counting on that and the fact that she’s a Muslim hero.
Both of which aren’t noteworthy these days like it wasn’t 2014 when the comic debuted.
>It's basically a film without a suitable target audience
Because when women write "comicbook superheros" they think of it as entertainment for children and then cut it off there. When, in fricking history, has anyone ever had a mom who knows whats cool to young boys? Boys read comics, grow up and become men who return to the industry and continue to pump out product. They know what boys like because they're the fricking demographic for the genre to begin with. Women are never going to be on the same timing because women don't sit up and fantasize about performing selfless acts or national defense or acts of valor. All of that risk-taking shit and teamwork-building is prime fuel for testosterone. Women equate superhero content to shit that small children would like and they never fricking expound upon it. Because
>Oh, well, this has elements I liked when >I< was a kid...
Yeah, meandering bullshit plots where the conflict is over because the girls talk everything out and reach a consensus or "whoa, she wasn't bad she was WRONGED BY MEN. Please clap." Women writers aren't encouraged to tap into what men would want to see--if they even fricking know how.
All that to say you have this slop of a film that could only ever be given to incredibly children because it isn't palatable to adults. And it definitely isn't palatable to men. No one likes looking at frumpy women roleplay as "strong" and have to be taken "seriously" by the threats presented on screen. If the chick was hot and vulnerable and appreciative and supportive and showed alot of skin then she would stay in the hearts and minds of the men watching it. Easy. Instead they covered every women head-to-tie in some shitty electrician uniform that hides their curves and breasts which makes them visually anemic and dis-interesting and then the women save themselves and actively flee from potential romantic pursuits.
Women always b***h about how things are focused towards men but the only reason that happens is cause men show up and spend money, women just sit at home and b***h that no one caters to them while ignoring everything that does
A bit off-topic here.
But it's kind of funny this is the complete opposite for kpop audiences. Women spend a lot of money on albums and get catered to while the coomer males(me) don't spend a dime and just get what they can.
>weak villain no comic fan knows
Weird thing is, the villain in the flashback (Kree Supreme Intelligence) is 10x more interesting than whatever they could have cooked up, and they relegated it to a flashback.
If you want a good story about choices way before Civil War, read "Operation Galactic Storm". tl;dr the Kree Supreme Intelligence causes a genocide and the Avengers have to decide if they're gonna kill it or not.
>Operation: Galactic Storm
Frickin' kino, back when crossovers were worthwhile. Absolutely loved that arc, too bad elements of it have already been butchered by the MCU
Getting dabbed on by Morbius is pretty rough
>Getting dabbed on by Morbius
Her solo movie made a billion dollars so there's obviously a different reason.
Because people were tricked into thinking it was a teaser for Endgame. Nobody watched it for Brie.
Delusional. The only reason people watched Endgame was to see Brie flirt with Spider-Man.
it made a billion dollars because disney was buying 95% of the tickets because they had to make it a success during the fox acquisition
false
>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fricked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox buyout more expensive while the stockholders were nervous because at the time Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and, at the time, Chris Hemsworth were leaving the MCU, so they were hyping Captain Marvel as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU WHO WILL CARRY THIS FRANCHISE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS" but now know what a horribly unlikeable c**t Larson is so they had to put her with two diversity co-stars because the fricking b***h can't carry a movie on her own while using them to shield the movie from criticism by claiming that if you don't like it it's because you're not only sexist but also now racist which is exactly what has happened as The Marvels is now officially a massive flop!!!FACT!!!
BRIE LARSON IS A STUPID FRICKING prostitute WHO WAS HOMESCHOOLED AND BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD, NEVER FACED ANY FORM OF ADVERSITY NOR WORKED A SINGLE FRICKING DAY OF HER LIFE AS A HOLLYWOOD CASTING COUCH CUM DUMPSTER, THE FRICKING NERVE OF THIS israelite wienerSLEEVE PREACHING FEMINISM WHEN IT'S THAT PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION THAT HAS MADE HER FAMOUS AND A MILLIONAIRE FOR NOTHING OTHER THAN STANDING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA SAYING SHIT THAT OTHER PEOPLE WRITE WHILE A SMALL ARMY TRIES TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD, A MONUMENTAL TASK AS SHE'S A FIVEHEAD FUNGI FEET bawd WHO SPERGS OUT IF PEOPLE AREN'T KISSING HER ASS, NO ONE LIKES HER, SHE'S A FRICKING c**t AND COULDN'T EVEN HEADLINE HER OWN SEQUEL ALONE BECAUSE OF HOW FRICKING UNLIKABLE SHE IS AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S.....
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!!!FACT!!!
I saw Captain Marvel opening night and the theater was empty, despite showing most seats were sold. They even had a theater employee come in checking a list bc of the anomaly.
I went to see captain marvel every showing in every theater for months and never saw a single other person
Too bad they forgot to buy tickets this time
they didnt want to spend the money
they already delayed the frick out of this movie so they just wanted to get it out
they also have been losing billions by making moronic shit ever since endgame so they cant spare the expense
They couldn't "spare the expense" the first time you moron, Disney doesn't buy a bunch of fake tickets to their movies. It doesn't make any sense, and it would be easy as frick to tell that all of the "sold out" showings were empty
If they had bought 95% of tickets the first time then they wouldn't have made a second at all since they would know there's no demand. Think about what you're actually saying for once you fricking clown.
disney wants female heroes so they made the marvels even though they dont have audience demand
if they looked for audience demand they wouldnt have made all of those terrible fricking tv shows
Not them, but Disney does almost nothing but money-laundering these days, when they're not buying congressfricks and senatorshits.
They can’t afford to.
>Strange World bombed
>Ant-Man bombed
>Little Mermaid bombed
>Indy 5 bombed massively
>Haunted Mansion bombed
>The Marvels is setting records for bombing so badly
>Wish is being critically panned, and is being anticipated as another bomb
>Star Wars and Marvel are basically dead in the water on Disney Plus, which is hemorrhaging subscribers
>Willow was such a ratings flop that it was worth more to Disney as a tax write off than take up server space, and it’s borderline lost media, practically a modern Star Wars Holiday Special, but people at least kind of cared about that on an ironic level
>Galactic Starcruiser was such a flop that it shut down in a year
>Park attendance in general is down
>Merchandise sales are down
>They’re legally on the hook for $20+ billion for Hulu
They're still in the hole for the fox acquisition
no, it didn't.
Her solo movie was padded by Disney buying tickets to empty theaters. They had excess money to throw at such a venture because this shit was sandwiched between two must-see movies of the entire franchise. And even then people were shitting on the movie and talking about how fricking terrible it was. Word of mouth hit the internet and people fast. Disney just didn't want to look stupid in the face of Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman only succeeded because it aped the formula from the first Captain America movie, was carried by Chris Pine for the ladies and then naturally the largest consumers and core demographic of comicbooks are men so of-fricking-course they went to see if it would be good. Gal Gadot had a string of positive buzz and press meanwhile Brie Larson was shitting on men and talking out of her ass instead of just smiling and shutting the frick up. This only strengthened Gadot's position.
a white men conspiracy for sure
I just want to know how you make this despite the consumers screaming from the top of their lungs and begging you to listen to them.
>Brie has no star power. She has no draw
This ugly kong is a stupid prostitute.
The first one would have had similar numbers, but they were smart (?) to sandwich it between 2 of the biggest movies of the decade and pretended it had relevance to them.
No one likes this character, no one likes Brie.
My dick likes Brie, you catch my drift.
>Brie has no star power. She has no draw. She can't sell tickets.
She can't keep her mouth shut.
>A Wrinkle in Time wasn't made for grown white men
Welp, she ain't wrong tbh
This was over 10 years ago. If the movie didn't appear to be a steaming pile of shit, it would've still made money.
Even Fast X which was awful didn't bomb as bad as this, and it still had Brie in it.
what?
a wrinkle in time was 2018, that's 5, going on 6 years anon
I see the joke flew over your head. Point still stands, there's nothing that could've saved this movie in its current form without serious changes.
free blowjobs
The clip that killed her career.
The biggest irony is that it actually had the desired effect from a Hollywood standpoint. Fans are now welcoming diverse starts like Iman and Teyonah into the franchise.
If I didn't know any better, I would've assumed the entire thing is 4D chess on Disney's part to get people to ask for said diversity by making the white Karen less preferable in comparison.
I'm not asking for said diversity.
The irony is that Captain Marvel/ Brie Larson is 100x more popular than Rey Palpatine.
The Marvels just showed exactly why the Rey movie will be the biggest flop in Cinematic history
Americlaps treat Star Shit like a religion. That will do much better than this
No, it won’t. Star Wars is far deader than Marvel in America. Marvel still has 5 or 6 characters that could still guarantee a Billion Dollar blockbuster. Star Wars has maybe 1 or 2. (Only Prime Luke Skywalker or maybe Prime Ben Solo could crack a billion at the box office)
>maybe Prime Ben Solo could crack a billion at the box office
Despite the rest of your post being true, you still somehow managed to post something extraordinarily stupid, incorrect, and delusional.
Girls like Ben Solo. Guys don’t hate him. He’d do fine. Especially with Luke as his mentor
>Jannah
>0%
How was your coma 2017 anon?
If you go to any porn forum Daisy is more popular if you go to the AI threads here there are 300 pictures of Daisy to a to 1 pic for Larson
>has some signals that make you sell more tickets
Bing doesn't block Daisy from being used.
Most watched Brie video on MrDeepFakes: 900k views
Most watched Daisy vid: 300k solo, and 500k threesome with Emma Watson
>more people have watched a deepfake of her getting gaped than they saw the marvels
More views than anyone who saw her Unicorn Store movie for sure. I've hardly seen that discussed anywhere.
It's basically treated as RDJ's Dr. Doolittle. Aka the film that isn't Marvel or commercially advertised so who gives a frick? Larson came from indie shit she can fall right back into that groove and the world will keep turning.
doubt. you can subtract 800k due to the number of coomers who watch it on repeat
The hate frick concept is a powerful thing
Is't the comic book marvel dressed a lot sexier?
She couldn't support a title, she got reworked every time they relaunched. Much like Sentry, she is a character that just doesn't work. Plus, her only good stI arc was getting her powers stolen. That's not going to translate to a movie.
Not for years now. Most of the time she's drawn to look like a troony or a straight up dude.
No, she's still in the same shitty outfit with the same shitty character who never grows, is never wrong, has the power of The Power of THE POWER and never loses. She's a fricking idiot of a character.
>Much like Sentry, she is a character that just doesn't work
Sentry works. You just have to limit his exposure since it's really easy to write powerful characters poorly.
Who the frick is nutting to the Hulk?
Bro, there is one loser who has been spamming Rey shit for years on /tv. Just because one schizo spams Rey doesn’t mean she’s popular.
She is despised (the character, not Daisy) to a much higher degree than Captain Marvel. The Rey movie will be the biggest flop of all time. It will make less than half of Solo. And it will kill Star Wars as a theatrical brand forever
>She is despised (the character, not Daisy)
Daisy too. It's stupid of an actor to insult potential audience members.
Just trying to fit in. Everyone in Hollywood agrees with her.
It's moronic to run your mouth like this in public. Especially since she's not even American. People don't like being told what to think by celebrities. They really don't like being told by foreign celebrities.
>British actress has an issue with an American president
There's no reason for her to give a shit other than Hollywood clout.
this roastie also said she doesn't understand what a mary sue is and that it doesn't exist
I can fix her
She has become addicted to online hate, there is no saving her
The one thing I like about Brie is that her house looks very comfy and liveable.
She has excellent taste in all things not counting music. And of course, cats are a superior creature to her chosen dog pets, but she is sadly allergic.
I like her music taste tho
she probably listens to metallica. stupid b***h.
Let it go, Dave.
>sensiblechuckle.png
i assumed this was bait so i looked it up
"What did it take for you to get into Grace's mindset?
It was listening to Norwegian black metal. I would just put headphones on – I had a few Burzum and Emperor albums that I was listening to – and get myself into this cacophony of negativity and then throw myself into a scene where I had to act like I wasn't thinking about the things I was thinking about."
literally better music taste than 99.9% of Cinemaphile
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/brie-larson-deep-connection-great-music/
>Burzum
Nobody unironically enjoys listening to Burzum. It's like Cannibal Corpse. The only reason to listen is so others will notice you're listening to it and think you're edgy.
Jim Carrey likes Cannibal Corpse. He's also one of the few celebrities rumored to have shitposted on Cinemaphile at some point.
>Nobody unironically enjoys listening to Burzum. It's like Cannibal Corpse. The only reason to listen is so others will notice you're listening to it and think you're edgy.
I look like that and I listen to Burzum
I look like this and I listen to Smash Mouth "ironically"
I look like this and I only listen to jazz but I call it Persona music
I look like this and run a pop-culture commentary youtube channel
Before he went to prison, Vargs first 3 albums were great. Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is a masterpiece.
2/10, made me reply.
>Burzum
Ahhh, she's one of "those" people. You see, if she at least said Gorgoroth, I could at least entertain her opinion as being serious.
I like that there is an ad lying saying it's the number 1 movie
Disney really has no shame
>I like that there is an ad lying saying it's the number 1 movie Disney really has no shame
It's like this Forbes article. In fact, she is the black female director with the highest grossing theatrical release of all time. But she is also, and probably always will be, the black female director who caused the most financial loss to a studio
Its the same logic
>"it's not censorship, we provide context"
>I write about films, especially superhero films
I stopped reading forbes after they claimed that russia "destroyed" 5 leopards in a week while literally every credible osint identified them as merely damaged
Why are Russians injuring big cats?
Why would I watch her when I can bust a nut to hot chicks on pornhub, then watch my favorite youtuber shit-talk video games?
Today's movies ain't got SHIT to offer.
>Captain Marvel? How about Captain shutthefrickup!
No joke, James Rolfe's new stuff is better than modern cinema. It's stale, but it's far more authentic.
They are literally the same person
what the frick
cute tushy
James' is autistic. Brie isn't
>brie isn't autistic
was she having an orgasm?
>le quirky zany self aware pick me girl xD
Frick outta here
you don't know what real pickme's look like
jesus chirst
Imagine cooming all over those breasts.
>quirky pick me reddit humor = autism
cute tush
I have a favorite deepfake of Kamala's actress sucking dick and getting fricked in a kitchen. Why do I need to watch an uninteresting, shitty film with a cute lead who never shows off her body or dresses cute? Frick that.
>"Oh yea, it's black girl magic time!"
I abandoned the movie when they said this
I abandoned the movie because I never watched the first one
ITS
MORBIN
TIME
chad barbie vs virgin marvels
Barbie proves that people will turn up for a woke movie, it all depends on optics and how you frame it.
If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
People didn’t go to Barbie because it was “Woke.” They went because Barbie is a multigenerational cultural icon and everyone was talking about it.
Same thing with Super Mario Bros
Super Mario wasn't really woke. The princess being competent is just part of the humor.
I’m saying because like Barbie, Mario is a multigenerational cultural icon.
>urn up for a woke movie, it all depends on optics and how you frame it.
>If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
Not to mention the goose and Margot Robbie both have really good reputations for choosing well made/interesting projects. Gosling was a big draw for nearly the entire male audience.
They literally kept the wokeshit out of the marketing for Barbie before it dropped. Of course everyone with an IQ higher than mustard knew it was going to be insanely pozzed, but they still kept it out of the marketing because they know wokeshit is unpopular. They did the same thing with the Mario movie.
Yeah man everyone was tricked that's why Barbie had a massive drop after it's opening and people didn't go back time and time again. Fool
Except I didn't say it was successful because they lied about it being woke did I, you homosexual? Consoomers were going to watch Barbie regardless if it was woke or not because it's Barbie and the marketing for it was great, but Hollywood clearly understands just how unpopular wokeslop is now otherwise they wouldn't have kept it out of the marketing.
No can do, it's burka city at the MCU household
Hailee has delicious legs and hot as shit little body and the fact they made her look like that in D+ made me turn my back on all of their programming. You can't sterilize sexy women and expect profit.
>blinders on, homes in on one aspect of the movie and acts like its the sole thing that made it successful
you'd make a good hollywood exec
Why are you ignoring that Barbie was the only nonhorror blockbuster this year that wasn't successful? This year we've seen big budget moves just fail.
Women went to see Barbie because it has things women actually want to see. A pretty lead character who wears a bunch of different cute costumes through out the movie. An attractive male lead who plays along with all their dumb interests (dresss up, acts aloof, does muscial numbers etc). Women don’t give a frick if a movie is woke or not, they’re as simple to appeal to as men are if you just follow the blueprint of interests that they’ve had for decades.
Exactly. Birds of Prey bombed too, despite featuring the same actress, because it's an entirely different film.
>If The Marvels was just a team of babes in bikinis people might've seen it.
Yeah, but they would have to change the profile of the actors, no more Oscar-winning actors but actors who like to have fun, to get dirty on stage, to have a sprained ankle in a fight scene, to be in shape all year, after all the genre asks for it and of course to be faithful to the source, those who follow women opinion makers and a hundred youtubers know how much they like that sexy figure of the old Ms Marvel, the funny thing is that Disney had its Wonder Woman and threw her in the trash and brought this dyke military version that the world hated
>Barbie proves that people will turn up for a woke movie
If there are beautiful women, in bikinis, bathing suits, everyone will see it. It's simple and it seems that Margot Robbie has learned her lesson from the Birds of Prey flop: sexy chicks sells.
is a movie starring 2 straight good looking white people woke? our guy Ken was jacked and shredded. barbie was a legit model
id see woke more as both are fat and ugly and black for some reason.
OH NO NO NO! People have finally tired of capeshit
It's marben time. Quick put it back in theaters!
>Economy does OK under Trump
>Disney israelites and actors propagandize against Trump for four years
>Biden gets in
>Economy goes to shit
>No one has the money to spend on Disney shit anymore
I guess they acted against their own economic interests
Watch that Kingdom of the Sun documentary and you'll see why Disney is in the shitter. They took that corporate art-killing process and dialed it up to a thousand over the years.
disney us incapable of fricking up. it'll be a sleeper.
I like these videos!!!FACT!!!
I understand that your movie is bombing and that's unfortunately but i'm just not going to see it is all
>This movie bombing is on her.
oh, anon; no need to be coy. we all know it bombed because of our organized hate campaign.
It bombed for every reason but the actual one. Women abandoned it
yup, i torrented the camrip of the movie about 2 million times just so theyll lose 2 million tickets worth of revenue. Operation Briebashing succesful
Easily one of my favorite of the "solo" movies in the MCU. Stays true to the character of Captain Marvel. Iman is consistently joyous and endearing, carrying on from her performance in Ms. Marvel. Full of genuinely funny moments and ridiculous set pieces. They leverage The entanglement concept for some really excellent fight scenes. To the benefit of the filmmakers, the power sets of these characters pop really well with bright and shiny CGI. The pacing is fun and snappy and the three leads are all equally fun to watch and have good chemistry. It's also nice to see Nick Fury get some screen time in a role where he is having more fun and a lot less dour than Secret Invasion. Also, the after credit scenes are really fun and give some nice insight into the next steps of the MCU. I like that they reserved the universe-building attempts for these scenes rather than using the entire movie as I set up for a different movie.
>Biggest flop of the year
>the year
it's looking like one of the biggest bombs of all time at this point
To be fair The Flash and the last Indiana Jones also is one of the biggest bombs of all time. 2023, ride or die
she is the face of man-hating femcels
even more than emma watson
I would still frick her though.
>the face
manface
I'm not very familiar with what Emma thinks but Brie isn't a true misandrist. You have never been on a RadFem forum. Some of them glee at the thought of men being raped or castrated.
she's not a man-hater, just woke
>she's not a man-hater, she just hates anyone who isn't a 9/10 and above Chad
many such cases
she used to be engaged to this guy, I'd hardly consider him a chad, looks average as frick
>she used to be engaged to this guy, I'd hardly consider him a chad, looks average as frick
He's Alex Greenwald. Lead singer of Phantom Planet (The OC California song) plus he was a billy in Donnie Darko. He is a Chad in a way.
>a billy
bully
You just sound bitter
Bitter that mids go for the top 1% of men?
Why wouldn't I be? They don't deserve shit.
NTA but some literal whos definitely aren't the top 1% of men, especially in Hollywood. A top percenter would be Chris Hemsworth.
NTA but 1% of America is still like 33 million people, it's still a frickton of people. There are guaranteed literal whos in there
No.
It’s 3.3 million people
You are correct, I am a massive moron
she famously used the i-word
and made jbp cry
wasn't that olivia wilde
guessing he don't have a foot fetish
or does he
nobody likes that vile c**t
>This movie bombing is on her.
Wrong CASTINGS and decisions killed the MCU
They wouldn't have let her wear the leotard even if she wanted to. She's literally more revealing in real life than in the movie.
>They wouldn't have let her wear the leotard even if she wanted to. She's literally more revealing in real life than in the movie.
This is why I have respect for Olivia Munn as she wanted to dress like Psylocke did in the comics and showed that it can be pulled off, just like my dick after edging to her for 3 hours!!!FACT!!!
>This is why I have respect for Olivia Munn as she wanted to dress like Psylocke did in the comics and showed that it can be pulled off,
and look at what it got her.
>and look at what it got her.
It wasn't the costume that killed her career. It was that just before The Predator was released she found out that Shane Black had a friend called Steven Wilder Striegel working on the film that was a convicted sex offender.
Rather than quietly going to studio executives and telling them about this so that he could have been removed, she went public a week or so before the premiere in order to get attention that she was the only one brave enough to come out about this, despite sitting on the info for several months, damaging the film with negative publicity and fricking over most of the cast and crew didn't know anything about it.
Not that it mattered as The Predator was a horrible piece of fricking shit that would have bombed anyway!!!FACT!!!
Fair enough, but that's a Fox movie. They don't clutch their pearls like Disney does.
It's a shame Disney bought them in general.
>and showed that it can be pulled off
Not really. I guess she got away with the fanservice, but the costumes in Apocalypse look like Power Rangers and I remember them getting memed on at the time.
Shes hot and looked hot in that, I agree
>Brie Larson covers up thus ensuring that no man is going to give a single frick about what she's talking
Dress for women, market for women, and you fricking lose.
all actors parrot lines for interviews, social media and pressers. they dont have original thoughts or feelings. if she is saying shit like she hates men and its feminist, its because she was told lines and talking points to say. they all sign agreements and contracts and ndas about how to behave in public during filming and when speaking about it. many pr firms simply run their social media accounts with little to no input from the actors.
never seen a movie with her that I like
all her interviews are her being offputting
Kek
>women can't be funn-
Fat women thinking they have power is always hysterical.
>SAVE ME TWITTER JANNIES! b-block!
As of now Disney has lost about $320M-$70M=$250 million. One of the worst flops of all time.
The fricking source material is poison. No man on the planet wanted Carol in that outfit. She's been written out of character that few people can really remember how she's supposed to act. No one is on board with her as Captain Marvel. She actively makes the title less cool. Of course the 1:1 translation of that was going to suck a dick at the box office. No man wants to read about a woman who doesn't want to be romanced, who isn't likable and definitely is never portrayed as hot or scantily clad. The stupid b***h who wrote it and indeed ALL women who write can't get their own heads out of their asses when it comes to this shit. When men write women characters they are actively writing women with characteristics and personalities that *they* want to see presented to them. They're basically writing imaginary girlfriends, dude. This isn't a hard concept. Captain Marvel is just the author of the book being a toxic poisonous twat but the draw is that she has the avatar of having high sexual market value. It's literally her self-insert. If she could be written as being romantically linked to all the hottest and most popular men in the Marvel U then she would. Because that's all women care about. There is no fricking cause to Carol's story. She is a "hero" with nothing to fight for or avenge beyond whatever generic big bad that warrants the existence of the story to begin with.
And what's worse, and most laughable, is how Captain Marvel is another stroke of women not understanding power and thus being completely incapable of wielding it. They go
>Oh, we need a strong superhero. Men like strong characters. If she isn't strong then no one is going to like her.
So then they have Carol doing something outlandish like fixing a fricking sun in The Marvels. And when you point out how the power scaling is fricking moronic they go
>b-but it's all fantasy and Silver Age Superman did it and--
They don't understand it, they don't respect it. Why should I care anymore?
>announces she hates white men at CC panel
>fails upwards into a Nissan commercial
>fails upwards into a feminazi movie
>mostly male audience doesn't like being compared to human shit
>WAAHHH ;A; WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?
what a crazy time to be alive lol
Checked, and briegays will still deny this ever happened for some weird reason.
she hates white men at CC panel
sauce: my ass
troony status: bloody creampie
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Oh, you were talking about Frosk, my bad.
Well brie too,
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Gimme a minute apparently you've never seem the CC panel, given that's its been buried by the YT algorithm
This. They hate each other and it's clearly not banter.
Sorry not CC, but make no mistake she hates tou too, Troon:
@ 1:02 https://youtu.be/ZA_DNrV6izw?si=C7nEP7mmv9gghQX0
So she hates them so much, she said she doesn't hate them 3 times? Wow
>Frick WHITE MEN!
>Now, did I mean frick white men? NNNNEEEAAAAUUUUXXXXX
Yes dipshit. That's the definition of deflection lol.
It would've been deflection if she didn't say it in the same speech, 3 times.
if I say Black person three times every sentence, what do you think is on my mind?
Probably a Spike Lee joint. I don't see how the two are related though.
You're European, aren't you? Are you shit shattered lizbeth didn't take hold as a heroine?
Lizbeth who? Olsen hates white men too now?
Well now that I think about it, she did shit talk Serbians without saying anything about Africa, so possibly.
>she's notified of the massive blunder she just made
>GUYZ I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT, REPEATS IT SEVERAL TIMES
Literally a sign of guilt.
How is she notified of something she just said?
Bottom line is, if she hated white men, she would've said so. There was no reason not to say it.
The earpiece she has in, as they all do.
Then they told her to say a wrinkle in time wasn't made for white men on the ear piece, simple as.
>a wrinkle in time wasn't made for white men
No lies detected here
The pozzed movie? yeah, the book nah
>if she hated white men, she would've said so
She said she didn't like to see lots of white men in captain marvel press tour, she said old white men were wrong for reviewing an universally panned movie
Nope
https://boundingintocomics.com/2019/02/25/captain-marvels-brie-larson-clarifies-overwhelmingly-white-male-comments-wants-to-bring-more-seats-up-to-the-table/
she doesn't, if she did, no male co-star she ever had would speak positively of her
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
Brie is unlikable, has no talent and can't act. And Disney wonders why no one wants to watch this crap.
Brie stop making these threads and come to bed
It wasn’t Bries fault.
brie is box office poison
Less than Black Adam opening weekend
Officially below Morbius second weekend
It's over
It's ov
The Marvels bombing is a huge culture war win.
I will be surprised if she ever gets any work outside of Marvel. She'll be lucky to even get another Marvel job.
>6666
Digits confirm. G-d failed to protect Brie's career.
She tried every trick in the book, finally turning to God, and he also failed her.
I don't know if there's anything left in the book that she could try.
Varg will save her
Brie is proof you can't escape the femcel/incel box no matter how hard you try.
At her SAG Awards speech she said her she was worried that she's "deeply unlovable". Lo and behold, she is.
Not much different than gymcels who get swole to cope with the fact that they're unlikeable.
Whether you're a Chad/Stacy in life is determined by genetics, both physically and in terms of brain function. You can't escape your pre-destined box.
they should have found a magic stone that made them switch bodies instead. perfect opportunity to force a situation where her character could actually be fun for a time by having her act like Kamala.
also nerf her being boringly overpowered as Kamala learns to use her abilities and vice-versa
What's up with this weirdo obsession with captain marvel? Even youtubers have to shit up the place with this crap now.
You guys are spending way too much time and energy on these forgettable movies...
Money
If you're one for allegory, Brie directly fed hundreds of white men with her breast milk via AdSense. So if anything, she's the champion of all men.
that's a movie I would finally watch with she
>stomps on Disney and goes on to make Octotitty: the movie
Yeah, I'm thinking 1 brille incoming
>I spent hours of my life stomping coo, err, koompas
I can't believe she nearly revealed her true nature there
She looks RIGHT and LEFT ?!?!?!
>80% drop
Holy shit.
We as a society should mass spport good burger 2 to spite marvel shit.
Even though everyone likes to point to morbius, I'm fricking crying over here after realizing that ghostbusters 2016 made more money than the marvels (46 million opening weekend, but adjusted for inflation makes it 57)
Just...imagine how bad that is to be in the shadow of fricking ghostbusters
Here to laugh at Brie. What's wrong sistah? Why didn't wahmin saved your gurl powah movie? Why didn't the Feminazis saved the movie? Need no man? Bahahahahah.
Men were pretty much the only audience for this, which is the ironic part. Very few women went to see it.
She damaged her brand, if you want to call it that. It's not insurmountable damage, but it will take her some time to fix the damage she's done to her career.
She can act and she's attractive. She needs to leave this behind her, post haste, and go back to what she should be doing
>It's not insurmountable damage
It kind of is when you mix some real life cringe with some fake one. Most of the Brie "news" currently are unironically slander but they're propped up by actual dumb things she said.
It's a pretty unique situation that I don't think any actor has been in aside from maybe Johnny Depp.
Nah, it's not slander and definitely not in the legal sense. She done fricked up and she's paying the price.
Most of these actors are skulls full of mush, but she did show some intelligence in refraining from commenting about various recent events - Depp/Heard ect. She jumped on board the me too train as it was coming to an abrupt halt and got tossed off.
She is finished
>She can act and she's attractive
LMFAO
>78% second weekend drop
I actually have some box office stats on my computer. 78% drop is in the top 2% worst drops of all time (2.2% for the pedants). This isn't just a bomb this is a megabomb.
>let me shit on half my audience for no reason
He's not more stupid than she is
Use female characters but don't actually appeal to women's interests= no money.
Barbie is historical romance
>Adult
>Erotica
>Mystery Thriller
Oddly based of women.
Morbius at least has meme staying power, this flop will be forgotten in 3 years.
>this flop will be forgotten in 3 years.
Hopefully. Sick of seeing this slop plastered all over Cinemaphile.
Would've been worse if the movie did well. It would just be nothing but Brie simps constantly spamming threads.
She gets spammed anyway. Both the detractors and the fans are cringe.
eh, better to spam brie than the other 2 uggos
>A movie starring an actor the public was brainwashed into thinking was a career criminal
>Where he plays THREE different versions of himself opposite himself
>Where said actor wasn’t actually allowed to promote the movie and the studio did nothing to clarify anything
>No talk show interviews from the A list cast either
did better than this shit
how embarrassing for Marvel
ITS MARVELING TIME
>A MCU movie is garbage
No shit...those guys never produced anything good
It had to be said.
>movie about stronk womyn trio
>that alienates the female audience they wanted because of no romance, no love triangle with hot guys etc as in stuff women actually pay to see
>that also alienates the male audience
because ugly or plain women stars
>that doubly alienates foreign audiences because they are unironically way more raycis than America
What were they thinking
I legit cannot possibly comprehend how stuff like this gets past the audience reaction/testing phase, it's a guaranteed bomb when it only appeals to a very minor subset of people
It wasn’t about gender politics when Antman 3 failed, hell Antman 2 and Captain Marvel had the same leads and sold well, did you consider maybe it’s just the fact everyone is tired of having to watch some tv series on a streaming service to catch up on the random bullshit new lore? Nobody wants to binge watch some stupid show on an expensive streaming service to understand how Ben Grimm and Black Cat got married and gave birth to Howard the Duck and why his clothes give him powers? Frick Disney Plus milking this shit
Marvel had a golden halo. Had. It’s gone now. I still think every issue Disney and Marvel and everyone else has now absolutely derives from one movie…The Last Jedi.
Everything was different after TLJ. Everything that is happening now draws back to that movie
Love and Thunder put the nail in the coffin. It was when shit got too silly even for normies who love the quips. It was too much quip, so much it turned to shit.
I don't understand Marvel's approach to Thor.
>Remove his hammer
>Kill his parents
>Enslave him
>Wipe out his ancestral home
>Kill most of the fleeing Asgardians
>Remove Asgardian culture
>Make the slaver queen of his people (No seriously why!?)
>Apparently enslave him again
>Make his brother the real hero
Honestly their best bet is to take a decade long break from live action stuff, maybe expand on the Big Hero 6 marvel universe and have animated films with characters that haven’t been milked to death. Or do what DC did for a decade, make bank off of cartoon animation movies that don’t feel like recycled products for kids.
DC Animated movies are surprisingly kino. I watched a couple and I was blown away by how much I enjoyed them.
Honestly speaking the animated movies have a greater right to be in theaters than 80 percent of live action stuff
Last Jedi was the first time Disney really went after the fans, calling them racist sexist russian ops campaign. And they haven't stopped since.
The actuals just came in and it dropped 78.1%. it's now officially the biggest second week drop for capeshit taking the title away from Steel
People are tired of these Charlie's Angels/Birds of Prey/Ghostbusters type shit flicks. The fact that it made as much money as it did is kind of impressive in its own right.
I guarantee if they try to repeat this premise, it will bomb even harder.
>The fact that it made as much money as it did is kind of impressive in its own right
It still brought in a ton of single men over 25. They're addicted to capeshit.
HAHAHAHHAHAH
>it's now officially the biggest second week drop for capeshit taking the title away from Steel
I feel bad for zoomers, no wonder they're so miserable when Steel of all things is better entertainment than what they have access to now
Let's break the internet!
>stars in her movie: it makes $1.131 billion
>sidelined for mo'nica gurl magic: it flops
To be fair, there's no fricking way they could have adapted Monica from the comics.
who draws this shit
Me.
Marvel isn't really the place for groundbreaking art. That said, the Nextwave artist had good range.
Looks like something I'd expect to see from a webtoon artist.
Yes, it's definitively because of Brie's amazing charisma the first movie did so well and not thanks to the fact that it was sandwiched between the 2 Avengers movies and sold as the new face of the franchise at the time.