You really care about the name of a special? Embarrassing.
What's the best name of any special then? And don't pick a special with great jokes and hide behind that, we've established that only the name matters.
Nothing raw about it. What a horrible title. Exposing yourself as the mong that you are. Wtf has raw to do with comedy? He rehearsed those jokes for years. Overcooked would be more fitting.
Norm makes them seethe because he had nothing to lose
Not a day goes by that I'm not happy that he's dead and that his tiny fanbase cries about it.
He died as he lived. People asking: who is this unfunny walking tumor?
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
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Stay mad. I hope you get cancer like your idol and generate huge gambling debts just like him.
2 years ago
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I didn’t even know he was sick!
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And then I woke up because I needed to take a shit.
You really care about the name of a special? Embarrassing.
What's the best name of any special then? And don't pick a special with great jokes and hide behind that, we've established that only the name matters.
he's not gonna even come up with a creative title for his new special?
it's over boys
it's OOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEER
patton oswalt famously said "once a comedian has kids, it's over. all their material is now about little kids" funnily enough, this happened to patton also.
You couldn't expect him to do the "based woman hater" bit forever. He's old and he didn't want to end up alone. Why he would choose a screeching sheboon to pair up with, I'll never know.
Billy Boy’s working class posture is so fake. The only things he has in common with real ethnic Bostonians is a.) red hair and b.) an addiction to watching his beloved New England sportsBlack folk colliding at high speeds on TV.
Notice how all of his slice-of-life stories are late stage Louie CK-tier now. Tales of a boring life in his suburban bughive, dealing with the minutiae of his marriage to an affluent woketard negress who does yoga and brunches with friends over Zoom.
He is as bourgeois as they come. He has not uttered a truly politically incorrect word in his life. And his function is to serve as an “outer bound” of “edgy” discourse, as a fig leaf for the corporate streaming services to say, “See! We’re a free speech platform. We even have BILL BURR’S SPECIAL. That guy’s a real loose cannon!”
His schtick is the comedic equivalent of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
No instead he pretends he’s some hard working guy mad at the world, when he’s a trust fund homosexual that loves everything. Funniest thing he ever did was try to defend the mask mandates on Steve-O’s podcast.
Vey well put. He never worked a honest job for a day in his whole life. His bits were pretty good a decade ago. He called out the woke culture and he pointed out a bunch of bs in our society. He was based but everything changed since he settled and became a woke cuck.
That being said can we stop and talk about THAT FRICKING DISGUSTING GORILLA??!?
How do you get rich and famous and settle with THAT thing. Fricking swamp monster. Her skull is good 1,5 times bigger than his. She wears a fricking wig and makeup so we can assume she walks around bald and even more repulsing at home. She got no titts, no womanly shape. Wtf?
It doesnt matter how you look like when you rich and famous and beloved you can get young hotties any day of the week. Also he is white so he could have gotten the hottest of latinas, asians, blacks yet he settled down with that creature.
HOW??? WHY??? I wanna find him, grab his shoulders and shout at him to wake the frick up.
Unreal. I really loved this dude he pushed me trough that darkest time of my life with his bits and podcasts. Thx from europe Bill but you fricked up.
>He probably got burned from relationships with white women and saw Nia as a safe alternative
Who didnt? I mean white women are pretty bad even in europe. Spoiled, arrogant, disloyal, materialistic, lying manipulative sack of shits but still there are good ones.
Why not pick a pretty younger black lady then? They would worship his white ginger dick. Or a latina or an asian.
Gossips say he wanted to get out but nina trapped him with that child, wanted to get dna test but nina's family got him under control + nina told him she is leaving and taking everything if he does that.
The kid doesnt look mixed baby at all. I say there is 80% chance he got trapped and now fathering the child of another man. When she moved in she started to bomb his podcasts with her woke farleft zero homour takes. A year or two later bill barely had the courage to speak up his mind on his podcast in his own home.
She used him and his followers to expose her shitty personality and ideas because she is a failure.
Definition of pussywhipped. Ironic as he talked about this a lot in his glory days.
In one of his stories he said that she was "one of the most amazing things he saw" or something like that. WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS ABSOLUTE FRICKING ABOMINATION
It must be rough being a right wing homosexual that idolized this guy to see him abandon the bits that attracted you to him. But then again you guys are easily played suckers so who gives a frick.
Louis Cuck was never funny. Him always insisting that his extremely outlandish stories are real made him unbearable. He must've copied that from Chappelle. >So I walk into the kitchen and my 5 year old daughter is, now bear with me, naked, I know this sounds crazy, just hold on, she's spread eagle, this really happened by the way, rubbing her clitoris wildly with both hands, again this actually happened. And now I don't know what to do. I may traumatize her if I loudly stop her, so I try to be friendly and comforting.
This is an actual bit of Louis.
Just like Chappelle's lame plane story >So I was on a plane recently and this actually happened
Just tell your fake story who cares if it actually happened? Be funny. >there were terrorists taking hostages
no one expects him to be that same angry person talking about real-life stuff all the time, but even the goddamn tone of how he speaks now is just not funny. it's like he's unsure of his material or something, there's no emphasis behind it. low energy or something.
which is weird, because i always loved his driving videos which were super calm but idk just something about him talking always makes me laugh. maybe it's the bostonian bias in me talking though
>It's like he's unsure of his material or something, there's no emphasis behind it.
He's worried his wife or Hollywood will be offended because ol Billy Boy is in movies now and can't afford a PR disaster!
he sold his soul to the devil for fame, and the price he paid was he had to marry that Nia woman etc.
it is really confusing to me how on this TV board so few are aware or even factor in the fact that all these celebrities you see all made a deal with the devil. once you understand that, why what and how they do things makes alot more sense.
>hey yah idiots! Time for some more user questions…gotta be a little quiet because the kids asleep heh >alright let’s see what we got here, this one is from a fella in Maine, *leans away from the mic* Jesus Christ can’t wait to see what kind of white peckerwood Karen type of bullshit this is kyaha! >alright anyways *clears throat and puts on his white nerd voice* >”Dear Bill, recently I bought a gun to protect my family” yeah alright makes sense “and my wife”oh Christ, of course, hahaha, here it comes! “My wife thinks that it’s dangerous and I shouldn-“ >*Sounds of door slamming from downstairs* >what? That must be Nia.. christ I thought she wasn’t supposed to be home for another ho- >HEY WHATS GOOD NIYUGUH >Hey! Everyone it’s the wonderful Nia! >YO NIGYUH I GOT HOME FROM MY HAIR APPOINTMENT EARLY SO WHATCHU DOIN NIYUGUH? >a-ah you see well this guy, he was saying he bought a gun to pro- >IS THA CRACKER WHITE? >well he didn’t say but he’s from Maine so pro- >UH UH OH HEEEELLLL NO NO CRACKAH homie SHOULD BE OWNIN NO GUNS YOU KNOW HE JUST WANTSTA BE KILLIN BROWN PEOPLE AN SHOOTINT SCHOILS AND SHIET NIGGUH HE RAYSIS >as…y-yeah I guess I never thought about it that way…I mean I guess it is kinda pro- >WAS I AXKIN YOU NIYUGUH? >no I-I’m trying to agree wi- >SEE THATS THE PROBLEM WIT YOU CRACKAS YOU GET SCURRWD WHEN A SISTA LIKE ME HAVE AN OPINION AN YAL >okay okay! Jesus Christ I’m sorry alright?? You’re right! You’re right about everything! >listen dude, Nia is right. You probably shouldn’t own a gun. Us white guys gotta understand, we have already done more damage to POCs in this world than we can ever hope to apologize for so why add into the mix and buy a device like that? Besides, I’m sure you and your family should be fine in Maine, your white privilege will protect ya there heheheheh…
Louis Cuck was never funny. Him always insisting that his extremely outlandish stories are real made him unbearable. He must've copied that from Chappelle. >So I walk into the kitchen and my 5 year old daughter is, now bear with me, naked, I know this sounds crazy, just hold on, she's spread eagle, this really happened by the way, rubbing her clitoris wildly with both hands, again this actually happened. And now I don't know what to do. I may traumatize her if I loudly stop her, so I try to be friendly and comforting.
This is an actual bit of Louis.
Just like Chappelle's lame plane story >So I was on a plane recently and this actually happened
Just tell your fake story who cares if it actually happened? Be funny. >there were terrorists taking hostages
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD
How the mighty have fallen. >What the frick happened?
You know what happened, that nigress castrated him and stole his podcast to expose her shitty dry personality and forced her wokism on him.
Bill was cool before he got chucked sneeded and feeded. Now he complains about people who don't listen to globohomo. I hate these fricking Black folk who went anti establishment to their fricking mouthpiece overnight. Everyone is Rage against the machine should kill themselves. Just be sure to film it
There’s absolutely no proof that Bill Burr was “trapped” in some sort of evil Jordan Peele-inspired plot to subdue whitey. You just can’t understand love because you’re incels. You must make it racial because that’s all there is for you superficial people. He’s loaded, loved by fans and family, travels worldwide and is getting into TV and movies. Bravo Burr.
>My kids are not afraid of me.
You're the dad. You'll always be the heavy. You're supposed to be the one that strikes fear into the children if and when then frick up. Gotta say I hate how his stand-up and podcast are just outlets for processing how he gets through a day with his fricking family now. Boring bullshit.
His daughter isn't his. Poor guy.
>my daughter, Ultra homie
>live at redrocks
Real creative there.
You really care about the name of a special? Embarrassing.
What's the best name of any special then? And don't pick a special with great jokes and hide behind that, we've established that only the name matters.
Me Doing Stand-up
Eddie Murphy: Raw
One word. Conveys everything it needs to about the special. Simple as.
Nothing raw about it. What a horrible title. Exposing yourself as the mong that you are. Wtf has raw to do with comedy? He rehearsed those jokes for years. Overcooked would be more fitting.
Uh oh. The Chink doth out himserf
that one special of norm where he said that he would name his special after hitler and he did
Based Norm dedicating his final years to giving shitposters good answers to bad questions. It’s like he knew.
Cringe and unfunny, just like all of Norm's career.
what a weird hill to die on trying to defend bill burr's lame effortless garbage, imagine trying to shit on norm just for that cause
Norm makes them seethe because he had nothing to lose
Not a day goes by that I'm not happy that he's dead and that his tiny fanbase cries about it.
He died as he lived. People asking: who is this unfunny walking tumor?
Stay mad. I hope you get cancer like your idol and generate huge gambling debts just like him.
I didn’t even know he was sick!
And then I woke up because I needed to take a shit.
It’s named after his ballsack you morons
Still better than every other comedian.
patton oswalt famously said "once a comedian has kids, it's over. all their material is now about little kids" funnily enough, this happened to patton also.
Patton is wrong about almost everything. Including what you just posted.
oof
You couldn't expect him to do the "based woman hater" bit forever. He's old and he didn't want to end up alone. Why he would choose a screeching sheboon to pair up with, I'll never know.
a lot of things
Horrible jesus christ what happened to him
Billy Boy’s working class posture is so fake. The only things he has in common with real ethnic Bostonians is a.) red hair and b.) an addiction to watching his beloved New England sportsBlack folk colliding at high speeds on TV.
Notice how all of his slice-of-life stories are late stage Louie CK-tier now. Tales of a boring life in his suburban bughive, dealing with the minutiae of his marriage to an affluent woketard negress who does yoga and brunches with friends over Zoom.
He is as bourgeois as they come. He has not uttered a truly politically incorrect word in his life. And his function is to serve as an “outer bound” of “edgy” discourse, as a fig leaf for the corporate streaming services to say, “See! We’re a free speech platform. We even have BILL BURR’S SPECIAL. That guy’s a real loose cannon!”
His schtick is the comedic equivalent of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
He was always the safe family friendly corporate version of the cuck king
He never pretended to be poor unlike Rogan (Joe was always rich by the way). Burr's father was a dentist for god's sake.
No instead he pretends he’s some hard working guy mad at the world, when he’s a trust fund homosexual that loves everything. Funniest thing he ever did was try to defend the mask mandates on Steve-O’s podcast.
>he pretends he’s some hard working guy
He never did that once. Keep seething.
It’s his entire schtick
How was Jow always rich? Not saying you're wrong I well believe it (all of these guys usually are).
god damn this is a high definition photo and it's making me uncomfortable
it's like a bad lsd trip
>His schtick is the comedic equivalent of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
I like Mike's Hard Lemonade.
he could do an hour special just on his wife’s huge head
You could land an F16 on those gums
Aye
>ethnic Bostonians
God damn what a succinct summary. Well done.
Pitch black eyes. Even dogs and other animals have a visible, colorful iris.
Vey well put. He never worked a honest job for a day in his whole life. His bits were pretty good a decade ago. He called out the woke culture and he pointed out a bunch of bs in our society. He was based but everything changed since he settled and became a woke cuck.
That being said can we stop and talk about THAT FRICKING DISGUSTING GORILLA??!?
How do you get rich and famous and settle with THAT thing. Fricking swamp monster. Her skull is good 1,5 times bigger than his. She wears a fricking wig and makeup so we can assume she walks around bald and even more repulsing at home. She got no titts, no womanly shape. Wtf?
It doesnt matter how you look like when you rich and famous and beloved you can get young hotties any day of the week. Also he is white so he could have gotten the hottest of latinas, asians, blacks yet he settled down with that creature.
HOW??? WHY??? I wanna find him, grab his shoulders and shout at him to wake the frick up.
Unreal. I really loved this dude he pushed me trough that darkest time of my life with his bits and podcasts. Thx from europe Bill but you fricked up.
He probably got burned from relationships with white women and saw Nia as a safe alternative that wouldn't leave.
>He probably got burned from relationships with white women and saw Nia as a safe alternative
Who didnt? I mean white women are pretty bad even in europe. Spoiled, arrogant, disloyal, materialistic, lying manipulative sack of shits but still there are good ones.
Why not pick a pretty younger black lady then? They would worship his white ginger dick. Or a latina or an asian.
Gossips say he wanted to get out but nina trapped him with that child, wanted to get dna test but nina's family got him under control + nina told him she is leaving and taking everything if he does that.
The kid doesnt look mixed baby at all. I say there is 80% chance he got trapped and now fathering the child of another man. When she moved in she started to bomb his podcasts with her woke farleft zero homour takes. A year or two later bill barely had the courage to speak up his mind on his podcast in his own home.
She used him and his followers to expose her shitty personality and ideas because she is a failure.
Definition of pussywhipped. Ironic as he talked about this a lot in his glory days.
Stop replying to yourself. It's extremely obvious.
paranoid schizo take your meds
>Takes him over ten minutes to make screenshot
Confirmed samegay replying to himself all day.
No need for your projections, schizo.
Take this (you) you lonely bastard. Ive got plenty of tabs open im lurking in many other threads too.
sir, please open a Cinemaphile tab
In one of his stories he said that she was "one of the most amazing things he saw" or something like that. WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS ABSOLUTE FRICKING ABOMINATION
holy frick, Bill the Black person lover looks like he loves to get porked by his bbc shemale drag queen husband
>my daughter is making me a better person
>okay thanks everybody goodnight!
>audience cheer and applaud
Best Burr special yet
It must be rough being a right wing homosexual that idolized this guy to see him abandon the bits that attracted you to him. But then again you guys are easily played suckers so who gives a frick.
nobody idolized bill burr lmao. he had some good bits back then but now its all dried up.
It was harder when Louis became a feminist shilling for Hilldawg. Burr was always a gay, even back in the O&A days
Louis Cuck was never funny. Him always insisting that his extremely outlandish stories are real made him unbearable. He must've copied that from Chappelle.
>So I walk into the kitchen and my 5 year old daughter is, now bear with me, naked, I know this sounds crazy, just hold on, she's spread eagle, this really happened by the way, rubbing her clitoris wildly with both hands, again this actually happened. And now I don't know what to do. I may traumatize her if I loudly stop her, so I try to be friendly and comforting.
This is an actual bit of Louis.
Just like Chappelle's lame plane story
>So I was on a plane recently and this actually happened
Just tell your fake story who cares if it actually happened? Be funny.
>there were terrorists taking hostages
Wrong
>He said the n-word once on a shitty radio show with a fat moronic homie
How's middle school?
Pretty cool
he was always a liberal
You cant get bug in showbiz by going full basedboy mode and saying whats in your mind.
You gotta balance on the thin red line.
He loves his kid. She and Nia make him a better person. Sucks for comedy… but I’m not going to shit on the guy for being happy.
he's not gonna even come up with a creative title for his new special?
it's over boys
it's OOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEER
go listen to classic billy connolly
or carlin
>carlin spends 9 minutes preaching for applause instead of laughter
no one expects him to be that same angry person talking about real-life stuff all the time, but even the goddamn tone of how he speaks now is just not funny. it's like he's unsure of his material or something, there's no emphasis behind it. low energy or something.
which is weird, because i always loved his driving videos which were super calm but idk just something about him talking always makes me laugh. maybe it's the bostonian bias in me talking though
>It's like he's unsure of his material or something, there's no emphasis behind it.
He's worried his wife or Hollywood will be offended because ol Billy Boy is in movies now and can't afford a PR disaster!
thumbnail looks like Dr. Evil
he sold his soul to the devil for fame, and the price he paid was he had to marry that Nia woman etc.
it is really confusing to me how on this TV board so few are aware or even factor in the fact that all these celebrities you see all made a deal with the devil. once you understand that, why what and how they do things makes alot more sense.
Meds now, schizo
is that face you saying "meds now shcizo"?
>mfw cumia and mcinnes discuss bill burr and cover basically all the common sentiments from here lel
also, he only says a few words but mcinnes' impression of burr is excellent
Cumia knows because Burr lifted his working class edgy guy mask whenever he got questioned on his old radio show
>hey yah idiots! Time for some more user questions…gotta be a little quiet because the kids asleep heh
>alright let’s see what we got here, this one is from a fella in Maine, *leans away from the mic* Jesus Christ can’t wait to see what kind of white peckerwood Karen type of bullshit this is kyaha!
>alright anyways *clears throat and puts on his white nerd voice*
>”Dear Bill, recently I bought a gun to protect my family” yeah alright makes sense “and my wife”oh Christ, of course, hahaha, here it comes! “My wife thinks that it’s dangerous and I shouldn-“
>*Sounds of door slamming from downstairs*
>what? That must be Nia.. christ I thought she wasn’t supposed to be home for another ho-
>HEY WHATS GOOD NIYUGUH
>Hey! Everyone it’s the wonderful Nia!
>YO NIGYUH I GOT HOME FROM MY HAIR APPOINTMENT EARLY SO WHATCHU DOIN NIYUGUH?
>a-ah you see well this guy, he was saying he bought a gun to pro-
>IS THA CRACKER WHITE?
>well he didn’t say but he’s from Maine so pro-
>UH UH OH HEEEELLLL NO NO CRACKAH homie SHOULD BE OWNIN NO GUNS YOU KNOW HE JUST WANTSTA BE KILLIN BROWN PEOPLE AN SHOOTINT SCHOILS AND SHIET NIGGUH HE RAYSIS
>as…y-yeah I guess I never thought about it that way…I mean I guess it is kinda pro-
>WAS I AXKIN YOU NIYUGUH?
>no I-I’m trying to agree wi-
>SEE THATS THE PROBLEM WIT YOU CRACKAS YOU GET SCURRWD WHEN A SISTA LIKE ME HAVE AN OPINION AN YAL
>okay okay! Jesus Christ I’m sorry alright?? You’re right! You’re right about everything!
>listen dude, Nia is right. You probably shouldn’t own a gun. Us white guys gotta understand, we have already done more damage to POCs in this world than we can ever hope to apologize for so why add into the mix and buy a device like that? Besides, I’m sure you and your family should be fine in Maine, your white privilege will protect ya there heheheheh…
>Cinemaphile jerked this guy off blind not even 5 years ago
he used to be good a long time ago, before he got married
now you should just listen to steve hughes
frick sake can someone give me some (yous) from time to time?? im trying here
who are (you) ?
oh ffs
louis ck is just a dirty vulgar man
nice numbers anon
how did a nitwit like you get some impressive taste?
Anon confirmed for massive zero in all things
Gem, what all reply beggars deserve.
Had to come find the winner of this get when I saw the successor in another thread. Old Billy 8 Ball would be proud.
he owes us 2 podcasts from the week he went missing
honestly he should just stick to 1 podcast a week
nice
wow
digits
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD
How the mighty have fallen.
>What the frick happened?
You know what happened, that nigress castrated him and stole his podcast to expose her shitty dry personality and forced her wokism on him.
why did Burr abandon his friend?
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Didn't realize Gavin just sounds like one of the robots from MST3K
He looks like Dr. Evil from the thumbnail.
>need to download an app to use a toaster
this isn't even a real thing, right?
is he that out of touch that he can't think of a real grievance?
killing the thread by posting Norm
classic Norm
Bill was cool before he got chucked sneeded and feeded. Now he complains about people who don't listen to globohomo. I hate these fricking Black folk who went anti establishment to their fricking mouthpiece overnight. Everyone is Rage against the machine should kill themselves. Just be sure to film it
>Bill was cool
No he wasn’t. He always had the sake perspective, always a gay
did you ever see his old stuff?
he was a different guy
Which is good. Watch his old stuff on repeat if you want no changes, autist m
men get older their t levels drop and they turn into this it happens to everyone
50 seconds in and you can already see people leaving
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us
>DUDE I'M SO ANGRY OVER SOMETHING SO INSIGNIFICANT LMAO
There’s absolutely no proof that Bill Burr was “trapped” in some sort of evil Jordan Peele-inspired plot to subdue whitey. You just can’t understand love because you’re incels. You must make it racial because that’s all there is for you superficial people. He’s loaded, loved by fans and family, travels worldwide and is getting into TV and movies. Bravo Burr.
The kid is dark as the night. Not a mixed baby. How do you explain that? They been hiding it since it born.
no it isn't
>sillhouettes of people walking out in the fricking trailer
>Become movie/tv star
>Become one of the most famous comedians on the planet
>Make 10s of millions of dollars
>Get married
>Have kids
It's hard to go train at 4am when you're sleeping on silk sheets.
>My kids are not afraid of me.
You're the dad. You'll always be the heavy. You're supposed to be the one that strikes fear into the children if and when then frick up. Gotta say I hate how his stand-up and podcast are just outlets for processing how he gets through a day with his fricking family now. Boring bullshit.