To be fair TNG’s entire history is built on the historic 2 parter Best of Both Worlds featuring Locutus of Borg, the highly respected and worshippped episodes feature a Battle of Wolf 359 where the federation is completely humiliated off screen, however going forward every captain and admiral will forever have memories of Locutus of Borg, for 30 years now these 2 episodes and it’s contents have shaped and moulded TNG time line.
>says everything about TNG as a whole when all it’s remembered for by normies is a 2 parter
>for 30 years now these 2 episodes and it’s contents have shaped and moulded TNG time line.
because the united states has become creative bankrupt in the 21st century
unironically does TOS have a stride, or do people just love the movies? I got up to episode with the hot space robot, but it's just Styrofoam caves, Shatner on Vaseline lenses and neon backdrops, and twilight zone plots in space.
In my experience, among people who never watched any Star Wars I think there’s a pretty even split between Spock, Kirk, Picard, and the for some reason also LaForge and Worf
TNG is the better show but picard is a bit too much of a gay, and there's no kirk/spock/bones tier back and forth so kirk wins. The fact is, data carries the TNG crew hard.
> The fact is, data carries the TNG crew hard.
Many times I’ve wondered what the frick the crew would have done if they didn’t have an android with new powers as the plot demands. Also Spiner’s deadpan line delivery sold so many jokes >I am afraid I do not have time to answer one million questions
>bridge crew member who has no idea how anything works and can't even succeed at her therapist job, and her slight power doesn't even work >number 2 is there to be a kirk version 0.5 and quickly becomes redundant >warrior race head of security dies in every single episode to inanimate objects or tiny children
>used to like TNG >Picard's a thinly-veiled ultra-wokefest with a whole lot of "Frick Trump" bullshit slid in >come to find out the actors from TNG have always been ultra-woketards who have always been openly hostile towards anyone who's not part of their hivemind
>Picard travels directly to 2022 because frick metaphors >Isn't appalled and horrified at the rampant degeneracy and corruption being pushed by the Establishment and government
I know Stewart has been in DGAF mode for the past 20 years. but seeing him prostitute out his classic characters for this slop + MCUslop just makes me sad.
For boomers and Gen Xers it's Kirk and Spock. For people who grew up on the early days of the internet, It's Picard. TNG was extremely memetic. I knew every character just from internet osmosis before I even started watching. Not bad for a show that debuted during the Reagan Administration.
HE JUST TALKING IN ONE LONG INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC SO THAT NO ONE HAD A CHANCE TO INTERRUPT IT WAS REALLY QUITE HYPNOTIC
Kirk is cool but Spock is more iconic visually and personality wise, and if you ask people who have never seen Star Trek they'll recognise the pointy ear weird haircut guy first. Also women prefer him.
Lol you're right, it is. Growing up for better or for worse everyone knew about and either liked or made fun of Shatner/Kirk. He really is the actual face of Star Trek.
Trek, trooning, and anime all offer the same thing: escapism for autistic males. Paramount+ should see this link and start advertising HRT clinics during commercial breaks.
Literally and unironically, why do they hate Kirk so much? He was a israeli guy who did tv's first interracial kissing scene you'd think they'd love him.
>orange man obsession
Politics aside, this glides over the fact that a grown man paints himself orange every day, and none of you lot see anything remotely wrong with that? Every day he paints himself orange and people let him control nuclear weapons. And you see nothing wrong with this? Would you trust someone who paints themself purple to run your PTA?
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He also styles his hair, takes a dump and wipes his ass with toilet paper, and sprinkles himself with cologne.
What’s your point?
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I think he’s a scoundrel but at the same time much better than the realistic alternatives we’re presented. I like RFK but it’s a Bernie situation. Only someone dirty can compete with a dirty system
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If he got a full body spray tan like your average out of touch suburbanite it’d be less insane. The face paint with a visible end and obvious drastic contrast with his actual skin tone is some real end times hunger games snow piercer shit. He’s a super gremlin
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I was hoping that after got elected that he would start painting himself red, white and blue. Maybe have a star over his eye like that guy from Kiss. Feels like a missed opportunity.
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I was hoping that after got elected that he would start painting himself red, white and blue. Maybe have a star over his eye like that guy from Kiss. Feels like a missed opportunity.
I'm pretty sure he has a skin condition and is very self-conscious about how his skin look
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Have you had a look at the alternatives? It's always a lesser of 2 evils game for everyone pretending that modern democracy has the tiniest sliver of validity left.
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>someone points out trump obsession >you try to argue against it by proving your trump obsession
It's a mental illness at this point
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>It's a mental illness at this point
a grown man paints himself orange daily and you acknowledge this without even raising a eyebrow
don't speak to me about mental illness
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The fact he and his election shock you indicates what a bluepilled moron you are.
We live in clown world and a celebrity with bad make up is the truest president we could have.
You're mad because your illusions of propriety were shattered.
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>muh nuclear weapons!
We are currently at 3 new wars with Biden BTW. Can he make it 4 by the end of the year?
>orange man obsession
Politics aside, this glides over the fact that a grown man paints himself orange every day, and none of you lot see anything remotely wrong with that? Every day he paints himself orange and people let him control nuclear weapons. And you see nothing wrong with this? Would you trust someone who paints themself purple to run your PTA?
They don't call it derangement syndrome for nothing.
Shatner once voiced a pony in My Little Pony so if he turned down a chance to play Kirk again, he must have been REALLY revolted by what he read.
I can’t really blame him. That show is the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek.
Generic pozzed adult cartoon with a Star Trek coat of paint. Greenlighting an official parody of your own IP is a one-way ticket to the destruction of the brand’s value. If people in charge of Star Trek no longer take it seriously, no one will.
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>pozzed
How so?
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Don’t ask me. You’re the one watching this abortion.
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burden of proof is on the accuser
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>Makes claim >Refuses to backup claim
You could just not respond instead of admitting you've never seen it and are just parroting opinions you've heard.
So you don't really know why you hate it. That's okay.
frick off morons
just fricking look at the pozzed art style full of ABCD people
ur fricking goycattle if u watch this slop
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>just fricking look at the pozzed art style full of ABCD people
Star Trek taught us not to judge based on superficial appearances
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we're talking about the series where 99% of people CAN be judged by what species they are
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sounds like you didn't internalize any of the moral lessons
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you mean the moral lesson that even though people will conform to stereotypes 99% of the time you shouldn't act as though they will because it's... LE WRONG?
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Yes, exactly. We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
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>Makes claim >Refuses to backup claim
You could just not respond instead of admitting you've never seen it and are just parroting opinions you've heard.
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So you don't really know why you hate it. That's okay.
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>one-way ticket to the destruction of the brand’s value
Seems melodramatic.
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There’s a reason why Disney locked Star Wars Detours (an adult animated Star Wars comedy) away in an underground vault so no one could ever see it. This shit destroys brand value. Star Trek was once a multibillion family-friendly franchise and a merchandising juggernaut. In less than 10 years, Kurtzman and his goons transformed into vulgar and unintelligent sewage that is utterly unmarketable. I mean, imagine trying to market Star Trek to families now when you have cartoon characters flashing their buttholes on camera.
Say what you will about Disney Star Wars, but it never fell so low that it could no longer be marketed.
burden of proof is on the accuser
>Makes claim >Refuses to backup claim
You could just not respond instead of admitting you've never seen it and are just parroting opinions you've heard.
So you don't really know why you hate it. That's okay.
I don’t owe you shit. You know damn well this claim is not unfounded. If I provide examples, you’ll quickly pivot to the “Star Trek was always woke” argument you shills love repeating so much.
This shit killed Star Trek. Paramount stock is the dumpster. Nothing you say even matters anymore. NuTrek is a colossal failure.
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it's just this guy, eternally locked in cosmic battle with Mike McMahon in every Star Trek related thread for the rest of time
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Stop shilling your shit here, israelite McMahan.
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Oh it's you. Don't care then, your opinions are worthless.
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The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
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>There’s a reason why Disney locked Star Wars Detours (an adult animated Star Wars comedy) away in an underground vault so no one could ever see it. This shit destroys brand value.
And that's why Disney Star Wars is so successful.
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Kek, this. Judging by the current state of Nu Wars, I think we would've been better off with the adult animated comedy.
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I never said it’s successful. It just didn’t fall as low as NuTrek did. Kids still watch Star Wars, Baby Yoda sells like hot cakes. The shows dominate the streaming charts while NuTrek barely even appears on them.
NuTrek completely destroyed the brand.
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>I never said it’s successful.
Good, because it sucks.
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Baby Yoda dolls are currently piling up landfills, no one cares about that obvious merch bait anymore.
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Wait really? I always assumed baby yoda at least was a hit.
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My nephews can't get enough Grogu.
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On a long enough timeline, all the space operas turn to shit. Keep milking a name-brand concept art forever, see what happens. It's the same thing as porn addicts always pushing the envelope into the next deeper, more exciting fetish, just to see what they can get away with. Star Trek is coupled with that very problem in the worst possible way, too. If incest porn is the new trending thing, soon enough the incest rights movement will demand incestuous bridge crew on the Enterprise. But, you know, we're not allowed to acknowledge the slippery slope's existence for some reason.
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>If incest porn is the new trending thing, soon enough the incest rights movement will demand incestuous bridge crew on the Enterprise.
It played poorly to focus groups.
He’s not entirely wrong. Those writers like Star Trek but they like it for all the wrong reasons. They’re self-proclaimed nerds and Star Trek is this cheesy sci-fi thing from the 80s to them. They watch it and they can’t take to seriously. They don’t see cleverly-written sci-fi, they just see goofy alien costumes. It’s a joke to them.
Watch their recent Star Trek Day video to see how NuTrek actors and writers see Star Trek. They have an entire segment where the actors from the gay cartoon laugh at scenes from TOS because they’re SO GOOFY.
I haven't seen any of the live action nu-treks yet. Who is that next to Mariner? The guy, not Janeway. I assumed that was Kirk from SNW and they picked Spock for TOS so there wouldn't be two Kirks. I'm assuming this is wrong?
Star Trek was globalist because it was a utopia. Modern globalism is the other way around. Star Trek was all about the fact that society had to go through centuries of war and growing pains before it advanced enough to become united.
>Explain why Voyager gets two entries. That's the real crime here.
BECAUSE THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO IGNORE WILLIAM SHATNER
FROM THE ORIGINAL
STAR TREK
SERIES
WHERE THE SERIES
STTARTED
i think
>put the most hated captain with the most bullshit story of being Spock's black half-sister he didn't know he had as the front and center of them all. >completely leave out Shatner
It wasn't a mistake. The guy who runs the franchise now is a slimy agenda-driven piece of shit who's early life you don't need to take a guess at.
I don't get why all the new shows are rated TV-MA and full of violence, cursing and sex. Of course Trek always had those elements, but they were more implied than shown. Star Trek is meant to be a franchise the whole family could watch together. Paramount is really kneecapping itself when it comes to creating new lifelong fans. The current fanboys can't carry the franchise forever,
>The current fanboys can't carry the franchise forever
They’re well aware of that. The current agenda is to milk the eternal Star Trek consoomer for as all as they can. Someone who has no respect for Star Trek but will consume all content nonetheless. The Funko crowd and the Twitter activists.
Star Trek is targeting manchildren nowadays, and statistically speaking, they’re gonna find swearing, sex, LGBT shit, and gore appealing. Sois don’t have families so there’s no need to make family-friendly content.
TOS and TNG built their fanbases by being well written and having universal characters. Not "We need black and gay characters so black and gay people will watch." How were we able to root for characters like Worf and Data, who aren't even human?
They can't handle white chads pounding every different kind of pussy (both human and alien) without "deconstructing" him. I hate this israelites so much.
Excluding kirk somehow only makes him more awesome. The trek vandals cant touch kirk. Even if they get chris pine to do a kirk was always trans and married to a black woman episode it wont matter, real kirk remains unconquered.
I already have a job and taste
The jury is out still for people who enjoy Lower Decks, what week of the month do welfare checks get cut, remind me again?
Nobody wants to watch characters they grew up with hobble around like the old men and women they now are. It just reminds them of their own mortality. Just wait until AI becomes advanced enough to give us TOS season 4 and TNG/DS9 seasons 8.
i do like it, its fine for what it is: > REMEMBER THINGS IN STAR TREK!
i can agree it gets way to annoying but eventually evens itself out around season 3. i would never tell anyone to subscribe to watch it though.
https://i.imgur.com/P2f4bLl.jpg
Bill Shatner is dunking on NuTrek and Paramount Globalists again.
They excluded him for his insane rants and being pro trump, they even used video from jan 6th during the first episode of SNW. they want SNW to end with a reboot of ToS and all the actors know it
>CBS CEO: Shut up Bill, we own you, and you will do exactly as we say. Now, make up for your behavior by saying, "I loved Michael Burnham, think she upgraded Kirk"
I’m not exactly sure what he’s trying to accomplish by antagonizing people who refuse to praise his lesbians cartoon. Doesn’t seem like a viable marketing tactic.
this show is fricking great. it's better than any other animated or live action interpretation of Harley we've gotten in the last decade, and yuri is kino.
Lower Decks was tailor made for the type of person who buys funko pops and posts on X (formerly twitter) all day.
A handful of Cinemaphile users only happen to like it because they'll jerk off to anything that's crudely animated and has implied shipping between the MCs.
I would glance over at the Cinemaphile threads to see what the fuss was about, and half the posters there said they didn't even care about "Star Track", they just wanted to see if the sassy black girl would hook up with the nerdy white guy. Naturally, most of those people jumped ship when they decided to make her a lesbian for a bit.
Hating on Twitter users for “all day use” while you lurk all day on a website full of terrorists and pedophiles is not the flex you think it is
>and has implied shipping between the MCs
There are multiple Motorcycle Clubs (MC) in Lower Decks?
rockin'
The only daddy rape that's about to happen is coming from big daddy Mike. He's put on his raping shirt and is about to show you why Nöel Wells was unceremoniously kicked off the show to discreetly abort my rape baby
The Discovery writers have had to learn some hard lessons about star trek but season four is a gamechanger
and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
Yes, Who doesn't exist past the 90s for me, except for some of the audios/novels.
Trek ended with Enterprise. The reboot/remake ruined decades of continuity just like The Timeless Children ruined Who.
Vulcan and Klingon women would be much stronger than human men. The skill to fight is not plot armor either. Any woman in the UFC could piece your ass up or choke you unconscious with a quickness
Babylon 5 would be the one. And then maybe reboot Battlestar Galactica.
Red Dwarf and Lexx if you want some very good shows, that are more on the side of comedy than sci-fi, but still have fun sci-fi concepts.
paramount is like a 20 year old jeep with $50k in mods that needs a new engine and frame. cant keep putting money into it but wont sell it because they cant admit the mods are worthless.
You have it the other way around. The outfit looks moronic because a moronic looking person is wearing it.
Pretty people, or anyone with a slight semblance of humanity, could wear that and not look moronic.
>Stacey Abrams (born 9 December 1973; age 50) is an American politician from Georgia who made a guest appearance as the President of United Earth in the Star Trek: Discovery fourth season episode "Coming Home". >She was the Democratic Party candidate for governor of Georgia in 2018 and 2022. As a self-confessed Star Trek superfan, she told the New York Times in 2019 that she binged episodes during her 2018 race for governor. [1]
ohhh....
they're both formulaic TNG-lite with an inferior cast and if you liked Deep Space 9 they'll probably make you understand why they put Trek to bed for a decade after them
HE JUST KEPT TALKING AND TALKING
IN ONE INCREDIBLY LONG UNBROKEN SENTENCE
MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC
INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE
MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC
QUITE HYPNOTIC
rememeber when the shitty parody cartoon couldnt get shatner so they got takei insteand and had the main character say sulu is better than kirk? because they love trek so much
I bet you're wrong because the only arguments you could have are mariner and Deep Space Black person. And one was a cartoon insert for "muh diversity" and DS9 was the same but he can't fricking act and his story went nowhere. And was so bad they had to bring in worf to save the show.
good day.
>even Chris Pine Kirk is problematic
Paramount can do anything they like, but if you mention Star Trek to anyone in the World. The first name out their mouth will be Captain Kirk
No denying it. It's FACT
wrong
Picard is a gay.
And his show only has like 10 good episodes.
Gen X hipster who picked up TOS to seem smart
To be fair TNG’s entire history is built on the historic 2 parter Best of Both Worlds featuring Locutus of Borg, the highly respected and worshippped episodes feature a Battle of Wolf 359 where the federation is completely humiliated off screen, however going forward every captain and admiral will forever have memories of Locutus of Borg, for 30 years now these 2 episodes and it’s contents have shaped and moulded TNG time line.
>says everything about TNG as a whole when all it’s remembered for by normies is a 2 parter
Borg porn, best of both worlds.
>for 30 years now these 2 episodes and it’s contents have shaped and moulded TNG time line.
because the united states has become creative bankrupt in the 21st century
Q is an absolutely critical component of TNG and I don't think he did anything in BoBW
>introduced the Borg to TNG
Sorry man, TNG is best of both worlds
Q, Lore (and Data stuff in general), the Riker tunic pull, Geordie being an incel...lots to remember from TNG.
Yeah but how often are these brought up? Single digits? Best of both worlds is in triple digits with references
NOT SO FAST
>I sucked his wiener
unironically does TOS have a stride, or do people just love the movies? I got up to episode with the hot space robot, but it's just Styrofoam caves, Shatner on Vaseline lenses and neon backdrops, and twilight zone plots in space.
You know nothing of anything. You are fricking stupid
>twilight zone plots in space
But that's the appeal
In my experience, among people who never watched any Star Wars I think there’s a pretty even split between Spock, Kirk, Picard, and the for some reason also LaForge and Worf
As a gen z who's never really heard about star trek, Spock would be the go to for most people my age for star trek name recognition by far.
Worf is iconic. He's the Chewbacca of Star Trek.
TNG is the better show but picard is a bit too much of a gay, and there's no kirk/spock/bones tier back and forth so kirk wins. The fact is, data carries the TNG crew hard.
Your own words and actions will not change your mind. You will never understand the difference between a good man or bad woman
> The fact is, data carries the TNG crew hard.
Many times I’ve wondered what the frick the crew would have done if they didn’t have an android with new powers as the plot demands. Also Spiner’s deadpan line delivery sold so many jokes
>I am afraid I do not have time to answer one million questions
>bridge crew member who has no idea how anything works and can't even succeed at her therapist job, and her slight power doesn't even work
>number 2 is there to be a kirk version 0.5 and quickly becomes redundant
>warrior race head of security dies in every single episode to inanimate objects or tiny children
actually, jordie is also good.
That puke peekard series retroactively ruined next gen forever.
PEEcHARD
>used to like TNG
>Picard's a thinly-veiled ultra-wokefest with a whole lot of "Frick Trump" bullshit slid in
>come to find out the actors from TNG have always been ultra-woketards who have always been openly hostile towards anyone who's not part of their hivemind
STILL NOT AS BAD AS 'SHITSCOVERY'.
>'SHITSCOVERY'.
Nothing will ever top gayAMOUNT MINUS, nothing at all. Don't even try
>"BIG MIKE"
Truth. It's the absolute bottom of the series, and Captain Black-Spock is nothing but a walking race card.
>Picard travels directly to 2022 because frick metaphors
>Isn't appalled and horrified at the rampant degeneracy and corruption being pushed by the Establishment and government
I know Stewart has been in DGAF mode for the past 20 years. but seeing him prostitute out his classic characters for this slop + MCUslop just makes me sad.
He always hated the character and thinks it ruined his chances of being a serious tough-guy actor
https://picard.ytmnd.com/
nah it's kirk and spock
For boomers and Gen Xers it's Kirk and Spock. For people who grew up on the early days of the internet, It's Picard. TNG was extremely memetic. I knew every character just from internet osmosis before I even started watching. Not bad for a show that debuted during the Reagan Administration.
HE JUST TALKING IN ONE LONG INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC SO THAT NO ONE HAD A CHANCE TO INTERRUPT IT WAS REALLY QUITE HYPNOTIC
My mom does this. She speaks in strings of endless clauses.
If not for Janeway he'd be the worst captain in the franchise. nuTrek doesn't count.
nah, it's Spock
Spock is great, but not without Kirk.
Wrong, it's spock. Kirk made the show though
No, it's Kirk.
Spock is to Kirk as Robin is to Batman.
Nothing more.
Spock was the first space jesus, you can call him space jesus prime
Kirk is cool but Spock is more iconic visually and personality wise, and if you ask people who have never seen Star Trek they'll recognise the pointy ear weird haircut guy first. Also women prefer him.
Lol you're right, it is. Growing up for better or for worse everyone knew about and either liked or made fun of Shatner/Kirk. He really is the actual face of Star Trek.
For me it's star trek and deranged old transexuals. I challenge you to name a more iconic duo.
Trek, trooning, and anime all offer the same thing: escapism for autistic males. Paramount+ should see this link and start advertising HRT clinics during commercial breaks.
There's a shit ton of autistic trekkie females out there too, check TikTok. They're trooning out as well. Sad to see.
>check TikTok
have a nice day
I've never watched star trek anything and even I know who the frick Captain Kirk is
One of the most remembered cold war spmgs mentions Captain Kirk
Forgot link
Wrong.
For me it's
Jean Luc Peakchad
Literally and unironically, why do they hate Kirk so much? He was a israeli guy who did tv's first interracial kissing scene you'd think they'd love him.
Pettiness. He refuses to take part in their farce so they memory holed him.
God I love the Shat so much
Based Shitner
HE CALLS HIMSELF "THE SHAT"
imagine what an absolute insect the average writer on this show must be
>imagine
I don’t have to.
Heh he looks like me
>orange man obsession
>this exact look
>that specific way of speaking
Why are they like this?
>orange man obsession
Politics aside, this glides over the fact that a grown man paints himself orange every day, and none of you lot see anything remotely wrong with that? Every day he paints himself orange and people let him control nuclear weapons. And you see nothing wrong with this? Would you trust someone who paints themself purple to run your PTA?
He also styles his hair, takes a dump and wipes his ass with toilet paper, and sprinkles himself with cologne.
What’s your point?
I think he’s a scoundrel but at the same time much better than the realistic alternatives we’re presented. I like RFK but it’s a Bernie situation. Only someone dirty can compete with a dirty system
If he got a full body spray tan like your average out of touch suburbanite it’d be less insane. The face paint with a visible end and obvious drastic contrast with his actual skin tone is some real end times hunger games snow piercer shit. He’s a super gremlin
I was hoping that after got elected that he would start painting himself red, white and blue. Maybe have a star over his eye like that guy from Kiss. Feels like a missed opportunity.
I'm pretty sure he has a skin condition and is very self-conscious about how his skin look
Have you had a look at the alternatives? It's always a lesser of 2 evils game for everyone pretending that modern democracy has the tiniest sliver of validity left.
>someone points out trump obsession
>you try to argue against it by proving your trump obsession
It's a mental illness at this point
>It's a mental illness at this point
a grown man paints himself orange daily and you acknowledge this without even raising a eyebrow
don't speak to me about mental illness
The fact he and his election shock you indicates what a bluepilled moron you are.
We live in clown world and a celebrity with bad make up is the truest president we could have.
You're mad because your illusions of propriety were shattered.
>muh nuclear weapons!
We are currently at 3 new wars with Biden BTW. Can he make it 4 by the end of the year?
They don't call it derangement syndrome for nothing.
Leftism is the ideology of the petty dysgenic.
Why do you hate it?
MFW one of the morals of Picard S3 is that the new generation are easily turned into mindless followers.
Shame, LD is actually made by people who like Trek. The Shat is 90+ though, so I can understand why he wouldn't get it.
Shatner once voiced a pony in My Little Pony so if he turned down a chance to play Kirk again, he must have been REALLY revolted by what he read.
I can’t really blame him. That show is the worst thing that ever happened to Star Trek.
What don't you like about it? I thought it was pretty harmless fun. Probably the best thing to happen to Trek post VOY.
Generic pozzed adult cartoon with a Star Trek coat of paint. Greenlighting an official parody of your own IP is a one-way ticket to the destruction of the brand’s value. If people in charge of Star Trek no longer take it seriously, no one will.
>pozzed
How so?
Don’t ask me. You’re the one watching this abortion.
burden of proof is on the accuser
frick off morons
just fricking look at the pozzed art style full of ABCD people
ur fricking goycattle if u watch this slop
>just fricking look at the pozzed art style full of ABCD people
Star Trek taught us not to judge based on superficial appearances
we're talking about the series where 99% of people CAN be judged by what species they are
sounds like you didn't internalize any of the moral lessons
you mean the moral lesson that even though people will conform to stereotypes 99% of the time you shouldn't act as though they will because it's... LE WRONG?
Yes, exactly. We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
>Makes claim
>Refuses to backup claim
You could just not respond instead of admitting you've never seen it and are just parroting opinions you've heard.
So you don't really know why you hate it. That's okay.
>one-way ticket to the destruction of the brand’s value
Seems melodramatic.
There’s a reason why Disney locked Star Wars Detours (an adult animated Star Wars comedy) away in an underground vault so no one could ever see it. This shit destroys brand value. Star Trek was once a multibillion family-friendly franchise and a merchandising juggernaut. In less than 10 years, Kurtzman and his goons transformed into vulgar and unintelligent sewage that is utterly unmarketable. I mean, imagine trying to market Star Trek to families now when you have cartoon characters flashing their buttholes on camera.
Say what you will about Disney Star Wars, but it never fell so low that it could no longer be marketed.
I don’t owe you shit. You know damn well this claim is not unfounded. If I provide examples, you’ll quickly pivot to the “Star Trek was always woke” argument you shills love repeating so much.
This shit killed Star Trek. Paramount stock is the dumpster. Nothing you say even matters anymore. NuTrek is a colossal failure.
it's just this guy, eternally locked in cosmic battle with Mike McMahon in every Star Trek related thread for the rest of time
Stop shilling your shit here, israelite McMahan.
Oh it's you. Don't care then, your opinions are worthless.
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
>There’s a reason why Disney locked Star Wars Detours (an adult animated Star Wars comedy) away in an underground vault so no one could ever see it. This shit destroys brand value.
And that's why Disney Star Wars is so successful.
Kek, this. Judging by the current state of Nu Wars, I think we would've been better off with the adult animated comedy.
I never said it’s successful. It just didn’t fall as low as NuTrek did. Kids still watch Star Wars, Baby Yoda sells like hot cakes. The shows dominate the streaming charts while NuTrek barely even appears on them.
NuTrek completely destroyed the brand.
>I never said it’s successful.
Good, because it sucks.
Baby Yoda dolls are currently piling up landfills, no one cares about that obvious merch bait anymore.
Wait really? I always assumed baby yoda at least was a hit.
My nephews can't get enough Grogu.
On a long enough timeline, all the space operas turn to shit. Keep milking a name-brand concept art forever, see what happens. It's the same thing as porn addicts always pushing the envelope into the next deeper, more exciting fetish, just to see what they can get away with. Star Trek is coupled with that very problem in the worst possible way, too. If incest porn is the new trending thing, soon enough the incest rights movement will demand incestuous bridge crew on the Enterprise. But, you know, we're not allowed to acknowledge the slippery slope's existence for some reason.
>If incest porn is the new trending thing, soon enough the incest rights movement will demand incestuous bridge crew on the Enterprise.
It played poorly to focus groups.
nah, this homie is frickin' spittin' though.
>post VOY
What an insult to ENT. Opinion discarded
>prequel trash
Opinion discarded
they made the pakleds generic strong but dumb aliens instead of fattties with downs syndrome, GAY
They weren't just fatties with down's syndrome, they were devious fatties with down's syndrome and well aware of how disarming their moronation is
>devious fatties with Down syndrome well aware of how disarming their moronation is
Reminds of a certain NuTrek writer.
It's AI generated calarts horseshit made by people who think Star Trek is too problematic.
>harmless fun
AKA It's shit but I've spent years obsessing over it with 3 other homosexuals so I'm conditioned to like it
>worse than STD
Definitely not.
MLP is not ST. He feels nothing regarding it.
I've only watched a bit of lower decks and I don't mind it, it's not trying to be a trek show, it's pretty inoffensive and silly
>doesn't even try to be a trek show
that's the problem
Not if you hate Star Trek.
which is the problem
Well, that’s their target demographic, isn’t it? People who either hate Star Trek or think Star Trek is a joke.
IT'S LITERALLY IN THE TITLE homosexual.
kys
>Shame, LD is actually made by people who like Trek.
He’s not entirely wrong. Those writers like Star Trek but they like it for all the wrong reasons. They’re self-proclaimed nerds and Star Trek is this cheesy sci-fi thing from the 80s to them. They watch it and they can’t take to seriously. They don’t see cleverly-written sci-fi, they just see goofy alien costumes. It’s a joke to them.
Watch their recent Star Trek Day video to see how NuTrek actors and writers see Star Trek. They have an entire segment where the actors from the gay cartoon laugh at scenes from TOS because they’re SO GOOFY.
so it's like a tiktok post post post ironic like of the series, not a sincere one, kinda like zoomer Sopranos fans. Yeah I can believe that.
Sopranos fans are pure
>made by people who like Trek
IN THE SAME WAY AS A RAPIST 'LIKES' THE VICTIM.
This but unironically. No one rapes someone they hate. LD confirmed for true Trek.
>Shame, LD is actually made by people who like Trek.
True and real.
Lower Decks is just memberberries & bodily fluids.
Go frick yourself
>people who like Trek
Fans are the worst
You do realize that Mike only praises it because he wants jack quaid to come back on right?
Jesus I knew Shatner was based but I didn't know he was this based
feminists hate chads
I haven't seen any of the live action nu-treks yet. Who is that next to Mariner? The guy, not Janeway. I assumed that was Kirk from SNW and they picked Spock for TOS so there wouldn't be two Kirks. I'm assuming this is wrong?
Pike from SNW.
Thank you.
Mean person.
That's Pike you mong
this seems rather random:
ENT, TOS, TOS, PRO, PIC(instead TNG), STD, SNW, LD, VOY, DS9, VOY.
>"Forget" about Kirk
That is fricking embarrassing. NuTrek is reaching new depths of gayness
>Paramount Globalists
Doesn't Earth in ST have a one-world government and it's portrayed as a utopia?
Star Trek was globalist because it was a utopia. Modern globalism is the other way around. Star Trek was all about the fact that society had to go through centuries of war and growing pains before it advanced enough to become united.
The rebooted films, Picard etc have heavily implied that the Earth of the future is a bureaucratic Orwellian nightmare wearing a utopian facade.
Which is fricking stupid of course
>a utopia
Until in Picard you can SOMEHOW become poor.
Anyone can become poor if they disregard a safety net. Free will is freedom to fail from preventable causes.
ALL of the essentials are free. Poverty in this setting is total nonsense.
>ALL of the essentials are free.
They might be conditional on good behavior, eg not smoking snake weed. So if you want snake weed you forgo Basic.
Don't really get your point. Criminals? I guess there's Trek-prison, but they'd be ALL ABOUT rehabilitation.
>Picard
>canon
LMAOOOOO
Explain why Voyager gets two entries. That's the real crime here.
>Explain why Voyager gets two entries
Women
Then why does LD only get one? It has gay women.
>Explain why Voyager gets two entries. That's the real crime here.
BECAUSE THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO IGNORE WILLIAM SHATNER
FROM THE ORIGINAL
STAR TREK
SERIES
WHERE THE SERIES
STTARTED
i think
I think its nice that Archer is the first one 🙂
You're the man, Bill.
>put the most hated captain with the most bullshit story of being Spock's black half-sister he didn't know he had as the front and center of them all.
>completely leave out Shatner
It wasn't a mistake. The guy who runs the franchise now is a slimy agenda-driven piece of shit who's early life you don't need to take a guess at.
Paul Casumo
I don't get why all the new shows are rated TV-MA and full of violence, cursing and sex. Of course Trek always had those elements, but they were more implied than shown. Star Trek is meant to be a franchise the whole family could watch together. Paramount is really kneecapping itself when it comes to creating new lifelong fans. The current fanboys can't carry the franchise forever,
when you can't write something clever or meaningful you just turn to sex and violence
>The current fanboys can't carry the franchise forever
They’re well aware of that. The current agenda is to milk the eternal Star Trek consoomer for as all as they can. Someone who has no respect for Star Trek but will consume all content nonetheless. The Funko crowd and the Twitter activists.
Star Trek is targeting manchildren nowadays, and statistically speaking, they’re gonna find swearing, sex, LGBT shit, and gore appealing. Sois don’t have families so there’s no need to make family-friendly content.
TOS and TNG built their fanbases by being well written and having universal characters. Not "We need black and gay characters so black and gay people will watch." How were we able to root for characters like Worf and Data, who aren't even human?
I think the tone of star trek was less about being family friendly and more about giving the show and cast a more refined feeling.
Being family friendly certainly didn't hurt the movies.
They can't handle white chads pounding every different kind of pussy (both human and alien) without "deconstructing" him. I hate this israelites so much.
Why are they like this?
imagine Mike McThumb being your self professed mortal enemy
He’s just a shabbos goy who was hired to make a Rick and Morty clone. Kurtzman is the root of the problem.
McThumb
sensiblechuckle.bmp
hasnt it been confirmed multiple times that shatner doesnt actually run his social media accounts? at best he advises on them
it's been totally confirmed by people just saying that on Cinemaphile, yes.
Yeah
?t=69
Cope invented by RLMdrones. Shatner was shitposting about MLP on Twitter and then went on to voice a pony in the show.
is brent spiner in on it
Shatner is a troll.
i hate nutrek so much its fricking unreal
Reminder anything made after ENT isn't real star trek and is non-cannon.
checked - but fyi anon its 'non-canon', one n, two ns is the actual weapon [on a boat/ship]
Excluding kirk somehow only makes him more awesome. The trek vandals cant touch kirk. Even if they get chris pine to do a kirk was always trans and married to a black woman episode it wont matter, real kirk remains unconquered.
>people unironically like Lower Decks
you need to GO BACK to Cinemaphile and fricking stay there if you accept trash like that as 'acceptable'
Make that post again with your admin or mod cap code and I'll comply
I already have a job and taste
The jury is out still for people who enjoy Lower Decks, what week of the month do welfare checks get cut, remind me again?
>unprecedented marketing campaign
>endorsement by all ecelebs like RLM and Drinker
>forgotten shortly after the finale
Picardbros…
Shaw was a gem of a character.
Nobody wants to watch characters they grew up with hobble around like the old men and women they now are. It just reminds them of their own mortality. Just wait until AI becomes advanced enough to give us TOS season 4 and TNG/DS9 seasons 8.
marketing campaign
What was this?
The one in his head
i do like it, its fine for what it is:
> REMEMBER THINGS IN STAR TREK!
i can agree it gets way to annoying but eventually evens itself out around season 3. i would never tell anyone to subscribe to watch it though.
They excluded him for his insane rants and being pro trump, they even used video from jan 6th during the first episode of SNW. they want SNW to end with a reboot of ToS and all the actors know it
>They excluded him for his insane rants
shatner has never said anything insane
blueshills think they're in good company here, frick off
>CBS CEO: Shut up Bill, we own you, and you will do exactly as we say. Now, make up for your behavior by saying, "I loved Michael Burnham, think she upgraded Kirk"
Most famous star trek characters
1)Spock
2)Kirk
3)Picard
4)Data
5)Worf
6)McCoy
7)Uhura
8)7o9
9)Scotty
10)Janeway
There's already racial and gender diversity but wokegoons can't help themselves and they have to actively remove the White males.
It’s funny that one guy is still trying to shill pickletrek
I’m not exactly sure what he’s trying to accomplish by antagonizing people who refuse to praise his lesbians cartoon. Doesn’t seem like a viable marketing tactic.
Those same morons defend that godawful animated harley quinn show
the balls these type of people are asking for wage increases
i could write better shit totally stoned out of my mind without sleep for 3 days
That’s not fair, that’s when everyone does their best work. It’s why Stephen King fell off so hard once he got clean.
>make a cartoon about lesbians to farm DEI points
>be on perpetual renewal thanks to aforementioned good boy points
>profit?
from what little I've seen of this show it looks like venture bros for fat millenial women
this show is fricking great. it's better than any other animated or live action interpretation of Harley we've gotten in the last decade, and yuri is kino.
>everyone acting like shatner was anything but a giant ham and a complete joke of an actor
You are all insane
Shatner is the only truly based actor to ever grace Trek, which is why they hate him. Everyone else is a DEI shill.
>truly based actor
?feature=shared
he was desperate enough to do this
"based" might be a stretch
What's wrong with this?
For one, he's speaking Esperanto with a strong Quebecoise French accent.
>Quebecoise
blegh
Esperanto isn't a real language anyway, so no big deal.
you have picked one of the only internationally recognized languages that doesn't have a native accent to get pissy about usage of correct accent
I thought leftoids also hated Reginald Barclay and Icheb for something or other
Lower Decks was tailor made for the type of person who buys funko pops and posts on X (formerly twitter) all day.
A handful of Cinemaphile users only happen to like it because they'll jerk off to anything that's crudely animated and has implied shipping between the MCs.
Hating on Twitter users for “all day use” while you lurk all day on a website full of terrorists and pedophiles is not the flex you think it is
Twitter -tards are THE worst of the internet, by far.
>and has implied shipping between the MCs
There are multiple Motorcycle Clubs (MC) in Lower Decks?
rockin'
I would glance over at the Cinemaphile threads to see what the fuss was about, and half the posters there said they didn't even care about "Star Track", they just wanted to see if the sassy black girl would hook up with the nerdy white guy. Naturally, most of those people jumped ship when they decided to make her a lesbian for a bit.
frick off mike
>frick off mike
You literally have schizophrenia
At least I didn't lose my virginity to my own father.
You’re a severely mentally ill person fantasizing about children being sexually abused. You belong in a secure facility
The only daddy rape that's about to happen is coming from big daddy Mike. He's put on his raping shirt and is about to show you why Nöel Wells was unceremoniously kicked off the show to discreetly abort my rape baby
rockin'
Cinemaphile threads are made exclusively by Harley Quinn yurishitters these days. I don’t think even a single one of them cares about Star Trek.
The Discovery writers have had to learn some hard lessons about star trek but season four is a gamechanger
and I'm really looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
You’ve said this about every season, every show.
Cry more.
They deleted this from the archive as well. They do more and more of that. What did it say?
NuTrek is like NuWho, you know it’s a queer version of itself, you just lock it in a cupboard and ignore it until it dies.
Yes, Who doesn't exist past the 90s for me, except for some of the audios/novels.
Trek ended with Enterprise. The reboot/remake ruined decades of continuity just like The Timeless Children ruined Who.
Ackgel needs to have his MAC address blocked, for his own sake.
?si=SEs-MoUuMvDktOjR
is he in this thread right now?
check out my twitter
incubus was hot garbage
I like to think he’s one calling George Takei a homosexual, I hope out of spite he outlives George
I'm pretty sure shatner and takei had a ONS
and takei caught feelings
and shatner caught a cab home and promptly forgot about it
strong independent womyn theme is annoying like how can women fight and win against men?
Vulcan and Klingon women would be much stronger than human men. The skill to fight is not plot armor either. Any woman in the UFC could piece your ass up or choke you unconscious with a quickness
I never bothered with LD or Discovery.
The Orville is OK.
Any other decent sci-fi shit out there?
scavenger's reign
Firefly
Begin your comfy kino journey.
>not ending with the cartoon set in the future
farscape is campy and fun, most things get better as the seasons progress, some characters get worse
stargate is great
Babylon 5 would be the one. And then maybe reboot Battlestar Galactica.
Red Dwarf and Lexx if you want some very good shows, that are more on the side of comedy than sci-fi, but still have fun sci-fi concepts.
Is Paramount doing so badly that WB is considering buying them
paramount is like a 20 year old jeep with $50k in mods that needs a new engine and frame. cant keep putting money into it but wont sell it because they cant admit the mods are worthless.
How many times have you answered that question?
I mean are these characters not all in the recent shows? So it makes sense Kirk isn't there?..
archer and sisko haven't been a part of nutrek at all
like they would miss a chance for Black worship
what minority is scott bakula?
the most oppressed minority: moronic
czechoslovakian
Second question mark WRONG.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE NUTREK I LOVE IT SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh lawd dem tribbles.
Remind me, is she related to Spock?
goblina gorda
I wouldn't mind the one on the right if her outfit was less moronic looking.
You have it the other way around. The outfit looks moronic because a moronic looking person is wearing it.
Pretty people, or anyone with a slight semblance of humanity, could wear that and not look moronic.
>Stacey Abrams (born 9 December 1973; age 50) is an American politician from Georgia who made a guest appearance as the President of United Earth in the Star Trek: Discovery fourth season episode "Coming Home".
>She was the Democratic Party candidate for governor of Georgia in 2018 and 2022. As a self-confessed Star Trek superfan, she told the New York Times in 2019 that she binged episodes during her 2018 race for governor. [1]
ohhh....
>Communications Officer instead of Captain
More like /poop/
>Noooo! Kirk is a big dumb chud! Noooo!
>watch the show, and Kirk is largely just a good guy who cares for his crew and his ship
I don't get it.
He fricks biological females and is a white guy. OF COURSE they hate him.
So does Pike.
Who?
the guy in the wheelchair in the pilot/clipshow episode about the talosian fantasy island
Now now Cornelius you mustn’t worry him with too much information at once. Stick to the imperatives dearest!
I know, but why would Pike generate any level of 'WHITE MAN BAD' when nobody watches it?
It is a mystery
Cornelius Gruel. The man who sold the world
?t=3618
what did he mean by this
im going to miss when boomers are gone we'll have no one to ground us in reality
I stopped watching trek after DS9. How is Enterprise and Voyager?
After watching Picard s03 I kind of want to pick up trek again.
voyager is fantastic.
enterprise is inconsistent but has some great episodes.
they're both formulaic TNG-lite with an inferior cast and if you liked Deep Space 9 they'll probably make you understand why they put Trek to bed for a decade after them
LMAO @ star trek day without based kirk. the toxic masculinity of the based captain split the sutures on their neo-veganas
CAPTAIN
JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
MAKE IT SO
MAKE IT SO
p good vids by one of /ourguys/
yah he is a gay but he is still /ourguy/
>A cartoon character from that cancelled show nobody watched got a spot
HE JUST KEPT TALKING AND TALKING
IN ONE INCREDIBLY LONG UNBROKEN SENTENCE
MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC
INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE
MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC
QUITE HYPNOTIC
it's one long incredibly unbroken sentence
throw yourself in the agony booth
rememeber when the shitty parody cartoon couldnt get shatner so they got takei insteand and had the main character say sulu is better than kirk? because they love trek so much
no because I don't watch that shit
i am ashamed
faithchads stay winning
?si=KPjlJwJ0eZOxl_rn
I put my faith in those nipples
Each Black person in this line up is irrelevant.
Two of them are relevant
I bet you're wrong because the only arguments you could have are mariner and Deep Space Black person. And one was a cartoon insert for "muh diversity" and DS9 was the same but he can't fricking act and his story went nowhere. And was so bad they had to bring in worf to save the show.
good day.
I was talking about Sisko and Uhura
>Uhura
Holy fricking please. The biggest insert of all time. And I already addressed sisko. Again. Good day.
I wish you didn't have a broom inserted in your ass
Uhura is just a way worse version of o'brien and even less relevant
reminder shatner posts on here
Shatner keeps getting absolutely mogged by Nimoy even after death and I love it
>actually thinking any Star Trek character is more well known than Spock
Pure moronation
Exactly. What other officially licensed Trek parenting Bible was there? Kirk's guide to Abandoned Orion Mulattos? Hardly.
>Spock and Uhura
>cartoon slop
>no kirk
Frickin what, uhura is a glorified switchboard operator.
There isn't even chris pine kirk