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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two things are infinite: the universe and the self-pity of American blacks; and I'm not sure about the universe.
    Albert Einstein

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another whiteboy thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a simple whiteboy. I see a black woman thread, I click

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White Boy Summer indeed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally a song about racemixing, smoking weed and drinking booze
        Based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >smoking weed and drinking booze

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's summer (calendar gays gtfo)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't feel the need to be "included" to enjoy a movie, what the frick is wrong with you people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im latino

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke af

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barbie made a billion dollars because he wasn't black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >barbie made a billion dollars because he wasn't bl-ACK!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ape brain set off by a little banter?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This board isn't yours. 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Misc website, Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >duquan, what did you smoke before making this post
        >cr-ACK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigs act like this and still wonder why everybody hates them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        least violent black

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha this movie isn't for you chuds
    >WHY DIDNT CHUDS WATCH OUR MOVIE
    Every. single. time

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman legit cries because she couldn't relate to some inanimate object
    Man this planet really deserves to be struck by a meteorite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard feminists complain about commercial airplanes were invented and engineered by men to oppress women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've heard feminists complain
        I can believe this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Punished Anthonyschizo

      I've heard feminists complain about commercial airplanes were invented and engineered by men to oppress women

      Let me tell you something, when I turn on Everybody Hates Chris, I just burst into tears because I’ll never be Chris Rock.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, cool man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's strictly a woman issue, we shouldn't all pay the price for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not this planet... nonwhites and their supporters. That would also vastly help with pollution/trash since they just throw everything onto the ground and into the rivers.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what they taught us at schools, for me Barbie was black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we wuz barbies and sheet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Punished Anthonyschizo

    >Sad slow trailer mix of Barbie Girl
    Holy mother of cringe

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek the israelites stole barbie from a German company and then bought them out after they used tv advertising to drive sales

    >Louis Marx and Company sued Mattel in March 1961. After licensing Lilli, they claimed that Mattel had "infringed on Greiner & Hausser's patent for Bild-Lilli's hip joint", and also claimed that Barbie was "a direct take-off and copy" of Bild-Lilli. The company additionally claimed that Mattel "falsely and misleadingly represented itself as having originated the design". The case was settled out of court in 1963. In 1964, Mattel bought Greiner & Hausser's copyright and patent rights for the Bild-Lilli doll for $21,600.[12][13]

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol why didn't black fathers paint the dols brown

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >blackface is ok when blacks do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a funny man

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ruth ~~*handler*~~ didn't create barbie why do they lie so much.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Punished Anthonyschizo

      Who did then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max Weissbrodt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lilli was a German cartoon character created by Reinhard Beuthien for the German tabloid Bild. In 1953, the newspaper decided to market a Lilli doll and contacted Max Weissbrodt of the toy company O&M Hausser in Neustadt bei Coburg. Weissbrodt designed a prototype doll based on Beuthien's cartoons that was sold from 1955 to 1964; that year, Mattel acquired the rights to the doll and German production stopped.[1][2][3]

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch video I know it's going to be cringe
    >cringe
    >hit dislike
    >delete from viewed videos
    Another productive day on /teevee/ for me.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat eyes and fat eyelids. Horrendous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How little self-respect would you have, to get that fricking fat? Ghastly creature.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TND

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to give her her own Ken?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ken is owed his black queen

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How in the frick do Black folk have the gall to talk about "white fragility" when they're traumatized that there werent enough black dolls on the market?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same with feminists when they claim that if women aren't interested in STEM it's all because they couldn't play with legos when they were kids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Punished Anthonyschizo

        Neurotypicals should just stay the frick away from Lego entirely, male or female.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Neurotypicals

          • 2 weeks ago
            Punished Anthonyschizo

            Let me be “special” in peace, you dicks!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't talk to namegays, Anon. It's all bait, or moronation so bad as to be indistinguishable as bait.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Punished Anthonyschizo

              You started it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    society is ____
    the west has ____

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      society is sneed
      the west has chuck

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this video almost feels like it would be a skit in Boondocks kek

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using Netflix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the world really is black and white according to burgers isn't it. You'll never catch motherfrickers from an inuit community in Greeland complaining about the optics of Barbie dolls, or aboriginal australians asking why Hollywood movies don't feature them in every scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll never catch motherfrickers from an inuit community in Greeland complaining about the optics of Barbie dolls, or aboriginal australians asking why hollywood movies don't feature them in every scene
      Wait until the israelites get to them.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why black barbie and not something original?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix not producing racial culture war propaganda challenge: impossible.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really honestly care about this short of thing or is it all an act because they been told to care?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or is it all an act because they been told to care?
      It's this one. Making up shit and pretending to care is easier than actually addressing real issues. It's performative activism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They had black dolls in the 50’s early 60’s just not Barbie dolls also
      I think the fist black Barbie doll was in 68
      my god how they suffered

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what if Barbie but she black?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Every black dude gets up and leaves.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this doll doesn't look like me
    >a bloo bloo bloo I'm gonna kill myself 🙁

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hol up cuh so u be sayin we wuz sum kinduh barbie en shiet? nah jit u trippin fo'real fo'real
    >nah bruh i is serious en shiet we wuz dollz yanowatahmeen?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Asian and Indian barbie movies are also in production

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites didn't pound it into the white women boomer's head that SIMPing for Asians is some intellectual exercise the way they did with blacks.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbie creates negative body images for women!
    >OH MY GAWD why isn't there a black Barbie!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to say it now ... first to hit 3 billy! Screencap me!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to watch this and Black Oppenheimer together.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY KEK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all so fricking tiresome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If I can’t see it I will make it
      Bull. Fricking. Shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. stomping and crying and demanding companies make unprofitable Black person versions of things isn't 'making' anything.
        they see companies rip off women by charging more for pink razors and are stupid enough to demand that same treatment while being too Black persony cheap to pay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i cant see a functioning society for miles around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when I designed black barbie

    It's literally a black washed white barbie with a clown wig.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already made a black Barbie movie

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mattel has been making black dolls since the late '60s, with black Barbie debuting in 1980. Some of the women at the start of the trailer are too young to be pretending they lived in a world where only white dolls existed.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am so goddamn fatigued

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like this new trend of making movies about corporations trying to make them relatable

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