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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *unblocks your path*

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some pirate kino, anons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muppets Treasure Island.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best pirate kino with the most killer cast ever.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk around them homie

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't davy jones just wear shoes filled with sea water?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      auto-footgay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of his legs is a crab leg, he can't wear boots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't this work?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fish would tickle you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of air in the boat would either flip it or pull them up to the surface. Only autists get mad about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nuh uh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mythbusters did this. I think it actually worked provided the buoyancy was neutral or slightly negative

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn't. They ruled that the force pulling up would be overwhelmingly difficult to hold underwater
        Why are you lying?

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        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could only vaguely remember the episode. All you need to do is make the boat sufficiently heavy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did Adam Savage rape his sister? What was up with that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of air in the boat would either flip it or pull them up to the surface. Only autists get mad about it.

      No they didn't. They ruled that the force pulling up would be overwhelmingly difficult to hold underwater
      Why are you lying?

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      I could only vaguely remember the episode. All you need to do is make the boat sufficiently heavy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2480lbs boat
        >2480lbs of buoyancy force
        >Now the boat has neutral buoyancy, don't need to hold it up or down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever walked on the bottom of a pool or the sea? You can't unless you empty your lungs and/or wear dive weights.
      How are you going to hold down a rowboat filled with air?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you pull downward, stupid

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cursed to never go on land
    >lol what if we just put him in a bucket of water?
    dumb

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name literally any recent movie with characters as iconic as the ones in this one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >iconic
      go back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iconic is a perfectly appropriate word to describe Jack Sparrow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Godzilla X Kong
      >Godzilla Minus One
      >No Time to Die

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Jones has a peg leg just how exactly did he move between those buckets of water, fricking jump?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >step out of the boat good leg first
      >someone puts the bucket down for his peg leg
      >takes a step with good leg
      >someone moves the bucket for his peg leg
      >repeat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But who works the buckets? Obviously its below Norington and Will would likely refuse. That leaves Jones having to work the buckets him, which probably gave Jack a good laugh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I push Jones off the bucket?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO YA FEAH DETHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rude.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >David Jones' bucket leaking some water
    This movie had so much SOVL.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >push davey jones out of the buckets, he dies
    damn, he taking some heavy risks in that scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jones likely doesn't work on the same magic bullshit rules that the ghosts from DeadMen tell no tales works on.
      Unless his heart is stabbed he just keeps living, probably just gets slapped into the sea or immediately respawns on the ship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jones likely doesn't work on the same magic bullshit rules that the ghosts from DeadMen tell no tales works on.
      Unless his heart is stabbed he just keeps living, probably just gets slapped into the sea or immediately respawns on the ship

      I think he was only allowed to stay one day every 15 years on land, so, he wouldn't die, just not be allowed to leave the sea for the next 15 years.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain Sparrow, I'm Royal Navy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do want to know what Keira taste like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leg scene at the end of 3 gave a entire generation myself included a real appreciation for legs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeap.

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