Blonde

So what's the verdict? Almost a week has gone by and everyone is still seething.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A disappointment, not enough webms being posted

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are you on about? its already been forgotten. they didn't go far enough to have any impact. they needed to one-up Irreversible on any rape if they're expecting anyone to coom.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people upset?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because Miss Monroe is an "American Icon" and "Hollywood Legend" but this movie makes her out to be nothing but a weak dumb prostitute who was miserable every second of every day of her life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's kino. Ana de Armas was amazing.

      it crushes the illusion and yet it feels real, kinda what a person like Norma Jeane (who had a troublesome childhood, was a bit promiscuous, abused alcohol and drugs, was difficult on set and ultimately killed herself) might have felt her entire life. people want to associate fame with happiness, but the two are not related.
      the movie is telling children that Santa Claus is not real, so they obviously get upset.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people want to associate fame with happiness, but the two are not related.
        hi chang

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An effective art film, but one of those things I "admire more than I like". It's primarily concerned with its own imagery with filmmaking, which is fine.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the critics are calling it everything from shit to fricking shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only saw the preview, the one where she's reading her letter from Dad, and the actress didn't seem convincing. Seemed like a good premise, but couldn't bring myself to watch 2 hrs of her brand of overacting.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So what's the verdict?
    The verdict is I didn't watch it and probably never will, along with many of my friends and relatives, much like the rest of the general population.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So what's the verdict?

      As in "court verdict"? Roe v Wade was overturned and even Netflix is hip now.

      Troons don't have families anymore.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 proof meetoo feminists are not mature enough critics to analyze art that effectively shows the male cruelty they can’t stop rambling on about. They don’t want the rape film, they want the shallow, crowd pleasing rape REVENGE film with the b movie ending. This is the Passion of the Blonde, the cinematic equivalent of Goya’s black paintings. In other words, pure kino. Yeah her accent sucks, but besides that she disappears into the character.
    Ultimately not as good as Jesse James, but still true kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she disappears into the character.
      No she doesn't. There is no distinction between Marilyn and Norma Jean as is implied by the story. She gives a one note performance as the breathy baby-talking persona all of the time as if the character was like that 24/7. All her mannerisms are copied from the characters Munroe played in various films, a completely derivative and cliche performance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying she wasn’t breathy and a weird combo of charismatic and aloof irl
        the scene where she had to transform from a bipolar, crying mess to a glam queen in a few seconds was a dramatic scene executed perfectly. It’s you who is buying the lie that Marilyn was LARGE and IN CHARGE every second of her life, because it’s more glam and fab than the truth. You lock her in the same cage as everybody else did, the cage is just painted pink.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s you who is
          yo bix nood gibs me dat *hand sign* das rite nigguh dat ho mar-eh-leen wuz wack yo! black lives matter!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe harder fat roastie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Women don’t want to see the pain and cruelty that can come with patriarchal society. They want juvenile revenge fantasies where 90lb women decapitate three men in ten seconds. They want Wheel of Time and Promising Young Woman. They can’t appreciate art. To the woman, there is nothing beautiful that exists outside their own control.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bad reviews from wokies and feminists is the highest form of praise.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Showgirls 2022

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not good, it's a slog to get through, it looks and sounds like a parody of what would be a B&W foreign arthouse film ana de armas can't play a natural born american. barely any sex or rape. if you think this is good you're just letting the bugmen, sjws, feminists, and troons control you because they say its bad and you want to be contrarian to them.

    it's completely fictional, based on a book written by an actual crazy person feminist. it's fan-fiction of 1950's celebrities

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was great. So sad how the trailer for the new marvel movie completely overshadowed it immediately upon release.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part about this movie is that it has become the physical manifestation of the "What did he mean by this?" meme.

    Every critic of this movie draws a conclusion about what the movie is about then condems the movie for the "theme" that they invented in their head.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest thing is that she hasn't watched it. A literal NPC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this b***h’s entire career is based off of her breasts. If it wasn’t for fertishization she’d be working at Target.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prostitutes are fricking seething.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another Aussie disrupts Hollywood episode

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    midwit filter of the year

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not nearly explicit enough. The NC-17 rating was an obvious ploy by israeliteflix

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So… how exactly did Andrew Dominik make “The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford”?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with a camera dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay that’s how he filmed it. How did he write and direct it because it is so so much better than anything else he’s made. Chopper is good but not on the same level. Killing Them Softly and Blonde are not good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. I think all his films are good. They're at least as good as the source material.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >How did he write
          with a pen
          >and direct it
          with his mouth

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was well shot but the plot was kinda boring, just a bunch of vignettes of her getting abused one way or another

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i loved it. most people werent expecting an art film but instead a sanitized version like bohemia rhapsody or straigh outta compton. i dont care about the life of marylin monroe before so i wasnt bothered by how she was portrayed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhapsody was such an odd cultural experience because gays and conservicucks both agreed on a shitty shit corny ass film because gays wanted the prestige of a safe, normie, mainstream success and the conservatives didn’t want to watch Freddy butt frick and do coke for half the film.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        exactly lol. the agreement with blonde is there. old female boomers just wanted to see the sexy on-screen persona of marylin that they aspired to be and fat feminists and their allies wanted a flawless girlboss. but dominik gave both parties neither, so people are upset.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't see her butthole, shit movie

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was promised 15-20 minutes of hardcore, unsimulated penetrative veganal and anal sex, what a bunch of bullshit

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