Blonde (2022)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie sounds like it'll be great already!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not sure if these are Judy's bots.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waxed from the neck down when Marilyn was very hairy in reality.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >CAST A LATINA AS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS WHITE BLONDES IN HISTORY

    What could go wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Norma Jean
      >white
      >blonde

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Norma Jean is a pretty white name.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's not that pretty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her mom was mexican

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No she wasn't, israelite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        her mum was a white american living in mexico. Her dad was white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        marilyn monroe was half Hispanic too

        >cast a Spanish actress as a half Mexican half Anglo woman
        Wheres the issue

        MARILYN DIDN’T HAVE A DROP OF HISPANIC/LATINA BLOOD IN HER.

        MM’s mom was born in Mexico because her totally WHITE parents had moved there for a job. BOTH MM’s parents were totally white, as were all her grandparents.

        Frick you stupid morons for talking out your homosexual asses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >totally white parents
          kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            MM and her parents, you moronic elf-loving homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              guy on the left looks swarthy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s Ella Fitzgerald.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're dumber than the coon in the picture you posted lmfao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you will never be as gifted as ella

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still mexican

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          her mom was as mexican as canelo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "latina" is not a race you moronic amerimutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're right
        It's a subspecies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Latino/latina isn't a race. It's a term for anyone from Latin America. If you're talking about someone who is a mix of European and Native American the term for that is "mestizo". Although that has no relevance to this thread because Ana de Armas is not one, she is just Spanish.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ana de Armas IS a mestiza. A very beautiful one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Evidence?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her father is a cuban mestizo and her mother a castiza. Therefore, Ana is a mestiza.
                > Her maternal grandparents were migrants to Cuba from Spain.[3] Her father Ramón worked in various jobs, including bank manager, teacher, school principal and deputy mayor of a town.

                Bewilders why people here make such a big fuzz over calling Ana a mestiza. It's not like it's an insult or something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not seeing any evidence her father is mestizo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have any evidence he is a castizo? Or a criollo even?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Ana's phenotype.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about his ancestry. It's important, since all this shit about mestizos, castizos and criollos is defined by the percentages of european and american blood. You can push it and call Ana a 'castiza', but calling her 'fully spanish' is a mistake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I looked at Ana de Armas and determined she is fully European. Any advanced racist can do this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds a lot like the shenanigans Hitler used to make the aryan race seem superior to the mediterraneans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hitler said he was a Greek in spirit so idk what you’re on about you clown

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying only greeks are 'mediterraneans'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >implying he didn't give you a counterexample of which you were unaware

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're very uneducated in your intellectual racism, need to study before you challenge our experts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Neither of the people you mentioned are white

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Swedes and Danes are swarthy
                Fricking how

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                swarthy deez nuts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Swedes and Danes turn ruddy orange in the sun which they were in a lot more back in the day. Also because Ben Franklin was a troll and liked bantering with other Euros by basically calling everyone who wasn't an Anglo a dark skin mongoloid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anglos don't stay white in the sun though, they go lobster red. I'm from Yorkshire, I know this for a fact.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                During the 18th century and thereabouts "white" was synonymous with the typical Anglo complexion; extremely fair and pale on its own and pink/red when exposed to sunlight as opposed to a darker tan which central and northern Europeans are more likely to experience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >northern europeans don't get sunburnt

                what the frick are you talking about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                To think something along the lines of this is what Tolkien meant by ''the men of swarthy complexion''.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you mean mestizx and castizx?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bullshit, her mother:

                >Gladys Pearl Monroe was born on May 27, 1902 in Piedras Negras, Coahuila in Mexico. Her mother, Della Mae Monroe (née Hogan), was from Arkansas, and her father, Otis Elmer Monroe, was an aspiring painter from Minneapolis, who worked for the National Railway. The family soon migrated to Los Angeles County, and Otis started working for the Pacific Electric Railway Co.[1]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >from Spain
                What fricking natives from Spain are there to make them a ‘Cuban mestizo’ you stupid schizo?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >maternal grandparents
                You know that we all have both maternal and PATERNAL grandparents, dont you? Learn to read and think logically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Her maternal grandparents were from Spain
                so her mother was european and her father was cuban. looks and sounds like a castiza to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                mestiza/castiza whatever, she's a mutt nonetheless. But that doesnt make her ugly, does it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So it's like calling anyone from Asia an Asian? Yeah Asian definitely isn't a race. moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Japanese people and Indians are the same race
              moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think Indians consider themselves Asian? Geographically they are close, and classically considered as a part of Asia, but modern thoughts are aiming to change this. Fricktard.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Asian really isn't a race

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it is. Don't argue with me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's right, it's not. The racial category is properly called Mongoloid. Sometimes "Asian" is used to mean the same thing, but in that case Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.

                East Asia is full of Mongoloids, but West is predominantly Caucasoid (same as Europe). Central Asia has both predominantly Mongoloid (Turkic) and predominantly Caucasoid (Iranian) ethnic groups, while South Asia has a mix of Caucasoid and Australoid (which is sometimes considered a branch of Caucasoid), and Southeast Asia is a mostly mix of Australoid and Mongoloid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is because the system is not based on skin color, but on skeletal characteristics. Skin color alone, as it turns out, is not a good indicator. Even Australian Aborigines, which were initially considered Black, were re-classified by later authorities as Australoid/proto-Caucasoid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
                But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race. Now you say otherwise?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Asia is a continent with a mix of people. Look at a Chinese and a jap. Then look at some pajeet street shitting indian. Both Asian. Clearly not the same race. Or literally any European vs the Irish. Clearly not the same race.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a frickin idiot dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It technically is, euromutt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kys moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.
        It's Latinx.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I googled it and it said the race of mexicans is latino. I think they are more informed than you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Latin" is a valid racial category only for the "race is just a social construct" crowd. Latinos are not a racially uniform group from a scientific perspective.

          >Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
          But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race. Now you say otherwise?

          >But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race
          I didn't, that was another anon, but that's basically correct since Latin is an ethnicity, not a true race. Just as with "Asian," the definition depends on context.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hispanic isn't a race, but latino/a very much is, idiot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hispanic is a race. Native South american/Spanish. Latino/a means what? They're Latin? moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hispanic means Spanish speaking. Latino means from Latin America. Brazilians are Latino but not Hispanic. Spaniards are Hispanic but not Latino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's latinx, chud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only white (and ~~*white*~~) liberals use "latinx" unironically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's as much a blonde as marilyn was

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      marilyn monroe was half Hispanic too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cast a Spanish actress as a half Mexican half Anglo woman
      Wheres the issue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marilyn's parents were white. They just lived in Mexico.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ana de Armas' family is from Spain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they can look and act the part there's no issue
      stop trying to create fake controversy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Trying to link it to the issue of brownwashing is false equivalence, because the portrayal of the character in this case isn't changing.

        I don't care what the ancestry of the actor is if it doesn't affect the portrayal of the character. Ana de Armas looks the part of Marilyn Monroe far, far more than Margot Robbie looked the part of Tonya Harding. The fact that she's not a natural blonde can only be a plus given that the real life Norma Jeane Mortenson was not a natural blonde, either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >de Armas looks the part of Marilyn

          She looks more like Madonna trying to look like Marilyn.

          So a cheap imitation of a cheap imitation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still much closer than Margot was to Tonya, which was my point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A based imitation of a based imitation, you get 3 stars/top 3dpd waifus in one package

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a based imitation
              what r u smoking, madonna was absolute cringe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she looks way better than fricking madonna.
            r u moronic son?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've headcanon'd Monroe as having astrophysicist level intelligence and anything that doesn't depict her that way is evil and wrong.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't it portray her as feeling guilty and haunted about having an abortion? Femoids cant handle the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly this. Monroe had to be a strong black woman overcoming the patriarch, otherwise it's just fluff to those thinskins that think everything is a cause or movement against everything else which is offensive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly this. Monroe had to be a strong black woman overcoming the patriarch, otherwise it's just fluff to those thinskins that think everything is a cause or movement against everything else which is offensive.

      Not true. Those people bragging about abortions on twatter are just saying shit to trigger you.
      Any woman that's had an abortion knows it was not an easy choice and it will stick with them, they don't need a tv show to tell them that. They also know that under different circumstances having an abortion is the kindest thing to do for the potential child.
      Growing up is not seeing everything in black and white, good and evil. There's nuance to things. Most things are very gray. A man is someone who can see a difficult, sometimes terrible choice has to be made and makes it. Not someone who falls back on emotions and irrationality when the evidence tells them what the best thing to do it. Stop this shit. Grow the frick up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >potential child
        It stops being a "potential" child the moment sperm meets egg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Any woman that's had an abortion knows it was not an easy choice
        Not to the AT&T girl or any black

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Those people bragging about abortions on twatter are just saying shit to trigger you
          Learn to read.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see grey too Anon and I personally think you need to be retroactively aborted. You know, to save you from the big mean world. Why even give you a chance when there are bigger, faster, stronger, and more intelligent people like myself who can destroy you as easily as I push a fart from my cheeks? Don't worry it's for your own good because the world is not black and white.

        FRICKING moronic BULLSHIT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. She just can't speak English and is a horrible actress. That's why people hate it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it was basically porn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your movie

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >libtards want a simplistic story about a slay queen icon
    >movie instead depicts the reality of women being used and abused by hollywood
    >movie also depicts libtard icon JFK as the degenerate pill popping coomer he actually was
    They hate it because they're hypocritical and filtered by reality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also depicts libtard icon JFK

      no white male is still a libtard icon. they should have depicted her jerking off to MLK.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Malcolm

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see her naked.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All these garbage sites hate it
    So it might be good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They specifically hate it because it has too much nudity and is "degrading" towards women. So yeah, it will be kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it has too much nudity
        It's so funny to me how both the extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity
          the diff is that extreme liberal feminists are only against nudity if the one getting naked is a beautiful female. Conservative prudes are against nudity in all instances.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO is back to the menu, boys

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be ludo

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ALERT
    KINO DETECTED
    >ALERT
    KINO DETECTED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I'm going to watch it too. I want to find a girl to see it with on a date.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is why I'm going to watch it too. I want to find a girl to see it with on a date.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          [...]

          Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          [...]

          Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HEY YOU TALKIN TO ME?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 it's all prosthetics and CGI like Pam & Tommy was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What an extreme dissappointment that shitty series was. Christ. Another example of executives and writers just wanting to shit on the audience.
        >Tv show is based on the very explicit videotapes that mainly feature Pamela Anderson's nude body in all its glory as they are almost exclusively filmed from Tom's perspective.
        >Make the show exclusively showcase Tom's prostethic dick in every fricking episode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot
          >hire a woman who looks nothing like Pam and bundle her in prosthetics so that none of her nudity will even be real
          Might as well have just made the whole thing 3D animation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shows like this is why I have learned to fast-forward and skim through the episodes of any given show first before actually commiting to watching it normally in order to not waste my time more than I must. It's what I'm doing with both HoTD and RoP.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't go that far, but I gave up on Pam & Tommy part-way through the first episode when I realized it was all CGI. I still can't figure out who the audience was supposed to be for that shit. If it's gonna be that explicit, just hire porn actors and ditch the CGI. Who the frick wants to watch the lead actor have arguments with his CGI animated penis? Who wants to see CGI animated T&A of the lead actress when there are plenty of (better) films out there with real nudity in them (to say nothing of the ready availability of actual porn, including the original tapes)?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would believe that if it were any other actress other than Ana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >veganal close up shot
      that won't be Ana's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Unconsensual Blowjob
      When she keeps sucking after you've cum.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Unauthorized Overtime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bobs AND vagene? sirs, you must redeem!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boobs And vegana
      Why did they need to capitalize it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very important

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FFM or MMF? This is very important.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MMF. She gets tag teamed by the sons of Charlie Chaplin and Edward G Robinson.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ffs Lars, what have you wrought with your Nymphomaniac schlock?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >inside view of a woman getting an abortion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >getting an abortion is just like going to the dentist
        >it's brave and admirable
        >WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY?! THERE'S A MOVIE SHOWING IT AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?!
        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
        Kek.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never said that, I'll spell it out for you.
          What the frick would an inside view of a woman getting an abortion be like? are we getting a CGI inside view of marilyn manson's fetus being removed? will we see it from the perspective of the baby?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We'll probably see something quite crude like the poor fetus being shreded to pieces or something of the sort. It's good anti-abortion propaganda, that's probably why so many woke leftists are criticizing it so much. I hope the scene is portrayed in a very depressing way, something like a defining moment in the life of Marylin that changed her and her life for the worst.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >boss is an older woman
      >has pictures of Marilyn Monroe in her office
      >almost told her to watch the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bobs AND vagene? sirs, you must redeem!

      Do redeem the kino, bhenchods

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bobs and vegene
      good morning sirs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i will now watch your movie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Joyce Carol Oates a second wave feminist?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to fap with this movie

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's really fricking weird, a good Marilyn biopic would be a megahit and sweep the oscars. Instead they adapted a "what might have happened if her life was the worst possible thing it could be" fanfic. In reality Marilyn may have been chewed up by Hollywood, but her decision to live hard and do drugs, party, have whirlwind romances, was all on her.

    Also Ana De Armas's voice is really distracting, she starts each sentence with Marilyn's breathy style but slips into her own accent by the end of the sentence.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would have thought the movie would have been well recieved considering the MeToo movement.
    It's apparent she went through a lot of shit with what has been revealed since her death and it wasn't all glamour.
    It is honestly boggling my mind to the point I want to see the movie for myself as to why it's being disliked.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Certified Kino on Cinemaphile

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any reviewers who watched this for the director and not the character or the actress? I watched the trailer and thematically it looked really similar to The Assassination of Jesse James. That's what I'm interested in most.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready for my queen's kino.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO DEPICT HER AS A SEX POSITIVE SLAY QUEEN! YOU CAN'T SHOW LIBERAL ICONS TAKING SEXUAL ADVANTAGE OF HER AND HOLLYWOOD AS A CORRUPT AND HYPOCRITICAL MEDIA INDUSTRY! AN ABORTION SHOWN AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?! WHAT?!?!
      Gee, I wonder why libtards hate it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A mosquito!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinooo

  22. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    If they cry about it then you know it's good.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally /ourfilm/

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it made people realize Marilyn Monroe wasn't the saint that they for some reason thought she was. For whatever reason people thought she was this amazing person but she was just a drug addicted prostitute who had abortions and fricked famous people

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we see ana getting double teamed by the Kennedy Bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully yes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by Reddit
    It must be great

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a very hot rape scene in there

    It filtered the trannies

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we're aping raping taping catharsis

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly, what will Armond say?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In 2022, DNA testing indicated that Monroe's father was Charles Stanley Gifford,[17] Gladys’ co-worker with whom she had an affair in 1925.[16]
    lmao women always frick work guys

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the movie available anywhere yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's on Netflix tomorrow.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's so hot, can't wait to see her goods

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing it in a local arthouse theatre next weekend. Enjoyed the killing them softly and jesse james so should be a good movie about more then nudity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >should be a good movie about more then nudity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roasties BTFO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im aware theres tons of nudity and all reviews including the loser you posted seem to only focus on that, but im certain theres a compelling story holding it up and worst case scenario I went out and seen a movie with a friend that I didnt enjoy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally decided to watch this movie because of this review.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out yet on qBittorent?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer.

    Don't know about them.

    Cancer

    Cancer

    If the cancer of socialist media hates it, then it's probably pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Letterboxed is full of insufferable liberal homosexuals, and cringey reddit types overly trying to be clever but its a great way to keep track of movies youve watched, want to watch, and has many lists of movies you might be into. As everything its how you use it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't know about them.
      Letterboxd is even more cancer than reddit, if that's possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Letterboxd is even more cancer than reddit,
        Impossibu! That would be like...dividing by zero.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alright boys, how much of the nudity is cgi? i mean yeah we all know our little ana but there's no way she's showing her pussy in full imax hd glory.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These roasties lmao IT'S ANA TIME GET UP OR GET OUT THE WAY

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanted to F A P to this but for some reason bleach blonde hair on Ana doesn’t look right. Very disappointed

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it out yet, do we see the goods? Are they going to censor it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      played a few festivals and stuff but that's about it, release is the 28th this month

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything particularly explicit is probably CGI and/or prosthetics. Don't get your hopes up.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cast stick woman to play voluptuous sex icon

    I have no idea.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anna de Armpit
    Hard pass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being Affleck'd will do that to you.

      • 2 years ago
        Hitman Monaghan

        Surprisingly wholesome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely shocked that incels post this picture like it's supposed to make me not want to frick her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >incels
        It's literally the bug spammer, no one else posts it

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rated NC-17 for showing JFK's erection as he rapes her.
    >De Armas is from Havana

    they really missed an opportunity with the title

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Suck on my, er ah, jelly filled berliner, like it's, er ah, a Cuban cigar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >5300x6250

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was the bay of pigs before that. Hot stuff if you're into watching Americans get fricked by sexy Cubans.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Yes, while “Blonde” made headlines for disturbing rape sequences, the real trigger warning is for a trio of CGI fetuses asking why Monroe murdered them."

    Unfathomably based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nnnooooo! Abortion is a safe *clap* easy *clap* painless *clap* NECESSARY MEDICAL PROCEDURE WITH NO EMOTIONAL COMPONENT BECAUSE IT'S A LUMP OF CELLS!!!!!!! You just CAN'T imply it's murder because YOU JUST HECKING CAN'T you DRUMPF DEATH CULT CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be stupid coomer director
    >release your custom porn based on some famous prostitute or the "human condition" or something
    >force room full of people to watch it with you
    >"whoa so extreme, so edgy"
    >"a tour de france on sucking wiener and eating cum and getting fricked in the ass wow incredible"
    >win pile of awards
    how many times is hollywood going to remake this script?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The assassination of jesse james and killing them softly are both great films and you are a low IQ moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and this is coomer trash, you can't defend it so you go to his other work like that makes up for him showing off his wank material for the whole world.

        >filtered
        Libtards don't like it because it displays them as hypocritical and makes abortion traumatic.

        >pwn the libtards by showing porn in movie theatres and calling it art
        moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cope libtard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >muh it displays them as hypocritical
            they don't give a shit moron, nobody does, libs have been shown to be hypocrites a million times in a million ways it doesn't fricking matter moron.
            >oh surely this time they'll realize the error of their ways and stop supporting abortion
            how fricking stupid are you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >IT DOESN'T MATTER!!
              >CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DOESN'T MATTER?!
              Kek, keep coping moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we're talking about a political party that spent months saying defund the police, flipped on it over the course of about a week, and then blamed it on republicans and nothing fricking happened. This is a party that spent 4 years pretending russia stole the election and now pretends like any questioning of the election is an act of terrorism.

                you're literally promoting disgusting pornography because you think it will "show the hypocrisy of the leftoids" some fricking conservative.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >REEEEEEEEEEE
                I'm not reading all of that homosexual. Roe was overturned. A win is a win. Simple as. Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and no amount of "muh hypocrisy" got roe overturned moron, it got overturned because it was obviously wrong. stop having shitty tactics homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >CAN YOU NOT SEE MY GRAND STRATEGY OF POSTING ONLINE?!
                >TACTICS!!!
                Kek, frick off you stupid pseud homosexual. Go to your local ward councillor and sperg at him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as opposed to your grand strategy of posting boomer facebook takes, amazing you seem to have just learned today that liberals are spineless hypocrites

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >LIBERALS OF HYPOCRITES SO THAT MEANS THEY WON'T CARE
                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                It's a take that made you sperg like an absolute moron for multiple posts (and another anon pointed out you're mentally unstable).

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You seem mentally unstable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a troony pretending to be a chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered
      Libtards don't like it because it displays them as hypocritical and makes abortion traumatic.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by Twitter
    by Letterboxd
    by Reddit
    by Facebook
    i will now watch your movie

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "full frontal female nudity".....does this mean Ana de Armas is showing her pussy? If there's a stunt double I'm not interested.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know yet. Probably won't until it's released in like 10 days. My bet, though, is that the explicit gyno shot being talked about is either a body double, prosthesis, CGI, or some combination thereof. Not that it's impossible: mainstream actresses have done it before, but Ana would be by far the highest-profile actress ever to do it.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    Feminism.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loved by Marilyn Monroe’s ghost

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no they cast a white with a tan to play my favorite Hollywood prostitute oh nooooo I'm being GENOCIDED!
    Jesus breasts who the frick hds marilyn Monroe in high regard? Next you're gonna tell me kom Kardashian is classy.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loved by contrarian Cinemaphile
    looking forward to this now

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't david lynch already tell this story like 5 times

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monroe is a female icon. Women cant handle that she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Monroe is a female icon
      >she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people
      >Princess Diana is a female icon
      >she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people
      The frick is wrong with women?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's an icon because all the famous men and all the everyman joes wanted to frick her

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's not a race swap so npc homosexuals hate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >npc morons hate that it's not a race swap
      >Cinemaphile blind morons who tried to memorise a chart of Latin American race categories they saw on /misc/ 5 years ago hate it because they think it's a race swap anyway

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    They made a movie about Marilyn Monroe

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casting white woman as Monroe

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >imblyin any of that is a bad thing
    what did op mean by that

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she would look less like that b***h Monroe and more like what she looked like in knock knock

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it sad that's probably a good indicator it's worth watching

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, shill. Still not watching (save for the webms on Cinemaphile)

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