>cast a Spanish actress as a half Mexican half Anglo woman
Wheres the issue
MARILYN DIDN’T HAVE A DROP OF HISPANIC/LATINA BLOOD IN HER.
MM’s mom was born in Mexico because her totally WHITE parents had moved there for a job. BOTH MM’s parents were totally white, as were all her grandparents.
Frick you stupid morons for talking out your homosexual asses.
Latino/latina isn't a race. It's a term for anyone from Latin America. If you're talking about someone who is a mix of European and Native American the term for that is "mestizo". Although that has no relevance to this thread because Ana de Armas is not one, she is just Spanish.
Her father is a cuban mestizo and her mother a castiza. Therefore, Ana is a mestiza. > Her maternal grandparents were migrants to Cuba from Spain.[3] Her father Ramón worked in various jobs, including bank manager, teacher, school principal and deputy mayor of a town.
Bewilders why people here make such a big fuzz over calling Ana a mestiza. It's not like it's an insult or something.
2 years ago
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Not seeing any evidence her father is mestizo.
2 years ago
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Do you have any evidence he is a castizo? Or a criollo even?
2 years ago
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Yes, Ana's phenotype.
2 years ago
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I'm talking about his ancestry. It's important, since all this shit about mestizos, castizos and criollos is defined by the percentages of european and american blood. You can push it and call Ana a 'castiza', but calling her 'fully spanish' is a mistake.
2 years ago
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I looked at Ana de Armas and determined she is fully European. Any advanced racist can do this.
2 years ago
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That sounds a lot like the shenanigans Hitler used to make the aryan race seem superior to the mediterraneans.
2 years ago
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Hitler said he was a Greek in spirit so idk what you’re on about you clown
2 years ago
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>Implying only greeks are 'mediterraneans'
2 years ago
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>implying he didn't give you a counterexample of which you were unaware
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're very uneducated in your intellectual racism, need to study before you challenge our experts
2 years ago
Anonymous
Neither of the people you mentioned are white
2 years ago
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>Swedes and Danes are swarthy
Fricking how
2 years ago
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swarthy deez nuts
2 years ago
Anonymous
Swedes and Danes turn ruddy orange in the sun which they were in a lot more back in the day. Also because Ben Franklin was a troll and liked bantering with other Euros by basically calling everyone who wasn't an Anglo a dark skin mongoloid.
2 years ago
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Anglos don't stay white in the sun though, they go lobster red. I'm from Yorkshire, I know this for a fact.
2 years ago
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During the 18th century and thereabouts "white" was synonymous with the typical Anglo complexion; extremely fair and pale on its own and pink/red when exposed to sunlight as opposed to a darker tan which central and northern Europeans are more likely to experience.
2 years ago
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>northern europeans don't get sunburnt
what the frick are you talking about
2 years ago
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To think something along the lines of this is what Tolkien meant by ''the men of swarthy complexion''.
2 years ago
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Don't you mean mestizx and castizx?
2 years ago
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bullshit, her mother:
>Gladys Pearl Monroe was born on May 27, 1902 in Piedras Negras, Coahuila in Mexico. Her mother, Della Mae Monroe (née Hogan), was from Arkansas, and her father, Otis Elmer Monroe, was an aspiring painter from Minneapolis, who worked for the National Railway. The family soon migrated to Los Angeles County, and Otis started working for the Pacific Electric Railway Co.[1]
2 years ago
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>from Spain
What fricking natives from Spain are there to make them a ‘Cuban mestizo’ you stupid schizo?
2 years ago
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>maternal grandparents
You know that we all have both maternal and PATERNAL grandparents, dont you? Learn to read and think logically.
2 years ago
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>Her maternal grandparents were from Spain
so her mother was european and her father was cuban. looks and sounds like a castiza to me.
2 years ago
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mestiza/castiza whatever, she's a mutt nonetheless. But that doesnt make her ugly, does it?
>Japanese people and Indians are the same race
moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do you think Indians consider themselves Asian? Geographically they are close, and classically considered as a part of Asia, but modern thoughts are aiming to change this. Fricktard.
He's right, it's not. The racial category is properly called Mongoloid. Sometimes "Asian" is used to mean the same thing, but in that case Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
East Asia is full of Mongoloids, but West is predominantly Caucasoid (same as Europe). Central Asia has both predominantly Mongoloid (Turkic) and predominantly Caucasoid (Iranian) ethnic groups, while South Asia has a mix of Caucasoid and Australoid (which is sometimes considered a branch of Caucasoid), and Southeast Asia is a mostly mix of Australoid and Mongoloid.
2 years ago
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Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.
2 years ago
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Which is because the system is not based on skin color, but on skeletal characteristics. Skin color alone, as it turns out, is not a good indicator. Even Australian Aborigines, which were initially considered Black, were re-classified by later authorities as Australoid/proto-Caucasoid.
2 years ago
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>Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race. Now you say otherwise?
Asia is a continent with a mix of people. Look at a Chinese and a jap. Then look at some pajeet street shitting indian. Both Asian. Clearly not the same race. Or literally any European vs the Irish. Clearly not the same race.
"Latin" is a valid racial category only for the "race is just a social construct" crowd. Latinos are not a racially uniform group from a scientific perspective.
>Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race. Now you say otherwise?
>But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race
I didn't, that was another anon, but that's basically correct since Latin is an ethnicity, not a true race. Just as with "Asian," the definition depends on context.
This. Trying to link it to the issue of brownwashing is false equivalence, because the portrayal of the character in this case isn't changing.
I don't care what the ancestry of the actor is if it doesn't affect the portrayal of the character. Ana de Armas looks the part of Marilyn Monroe far, far more than Margot Robbie looked the part of Tonya Harding. The fact that she's not a natural blonde can only be a plus given that the real life Norma Jeane Mortenson was not a natural blonde, either.
Mostly this. Monroe had to be a strong black woman overcoming the patriarch, otherwise it's just fluff to those thinskins that think everything is a cause or movement against everything else which is offensive.
Mostly this. Monroe had to be a strong black woman overcoming the patriarch, otherwise it's just fluff to those thinskins that think everything is a cause or movement against everything else which is offensive.
Not true. Those people bragging about abortions on twatter are just saying shit to trigger you.
Any woman that's had an abortion knows it was not an easy choice and it will stick with them, they don't need a tv show to tell them that. They also know that under different circumstances having an abortion is the kindest thing to do for the potential child.
Growing up is not seeing everything in black and white, good and evil. There's nuance to things. Most things are very gray. A man is someone who can see a difficult, sometimes terrible choice has to be made and makes it. Not someone who falls back on emotions and irrationality when the evidence tells them what the best thing to do it. Stop this shit. Grow the frick up.
I see grey too Anon and I personally think you need to be retroactively aborted. You know, to save you from the big mean world. Why even give you a chance when there are bigger, faster, stronger, and more intelligent people like myself who can destroy you as easily as I push a fart from my cheeks? Don't worry it's for your own good because the world is not black and white.
>libtards want a simplistic story about a slay queen icon >movie instead depicts the reality of women being used and abused by hollywood >movie also depicts libtard icon JFK as the degenerate pill popping coomer he actually was
They hate it because they're hypocritical and filtered by reality.
>it has too much nudity
It's so funny to me how both the extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity
>extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity
the diff is that extreme liberal feminists are only against nudity if the one getting naked is a beautiful female. Conservative prudes are against nudity in all instances.
Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.
Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.
What an extreme dissappointment that shitty series was. Christ. Another example of executives and writers just wanting to shit on the audience. >Tv show is based on the very explicit videotapes that mainly feature Pamela Anderson's nude body in all its glory as they are almost exclusively filmed from Tom's perspective. >Make the show exclusively showcase Tom's prostethic dick in every fricking episode.
You forgot >hire a woman who looks nothing like Pam and bundle her in prosthetics so that none of her nudity will even be real
Might as well have just made the whole thing 3D animation.
Shows like this is why I have learned to fast-forward and skim through the episodes of any given show first before actually commiting to watching it normally in order to not waste my time more than I must. It's what I'm doing with both HoTD and RoP.
I don't go that far, but I gave up on Pam & Tommy part-way through the first episode when I realized it was all CGI. I still can't figure out who the audience was supposed to be for that shit. If it's gonna be that explicit, just hire porn actors and ditch the CGI. Who the frick wants to watch the lead actor have arguments with his CGI animated penis? Who wants to see CGI animated T&A of the lead actress when there are plenty of (better) films out there with real nudity in them (to say nothing of the ready availability of actual porn, including the original tapes)?
>getting an abortion is just like going to the dentist >it's brave and admirable >WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY?! THERE'S A MOVIE SHOWING IT AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?! >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kek.
I never said that, I'll spell it out for you.
What the frick would an inside view of a woman getting an abortion be like? are we getting a CGI inside view of marilyn manson's fetus being removed? will we see it from the perspective of the baby?
We'll probably see something quite crude like the poor fetus being shreded to pieces or something of the sort. It's good anti-abortion propaganda, that's probably why so many woke leftists are criticizing it so much. I hope the scene is portrayed in a very depressing way, something like a defining moment in the life of Marylin that changed her and her life for the worst.
It's really fricking weird, a good Marilyn biopic would be a megahit and sweep the oscars. Instead they adapted a "what might have happened if her life was the worst possible thing it could be" fanfic. In reality Marilyn may have been chewed up by Hollywood, but her decision to live hard and do drugs, party, have whirlwind romances, was all on her.
Also Ana De Armas's voice is really distracting, she starts each sentence with Marilyn's breathy style but slips into her own accent by the end of the sentence.
Would have thought the movie would have been well recieved considering the MeToo movement.
It's apparent she went through a lot of shit with what has been revealed since her death and it wasn't all glamour.
It is honestly boggling my mind to the point I want to see the movie for myself as to why it's being disliked.
Are there any reviewers who watched this for the director and not the character or the actress? I watched the trailer and thematically it looked really similar to The Assassination of Jesse James. That's what I'm interested in most.
>NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO DEPICT HER AS A SEX POSITIVE SLAY QUEEN! YOU CAN'T SHOW LIBERAL ICONS TAKING SEXUAL ADVANTAGE OF HER AND HOLLYWOOD AS A CORRUPT AND HYPOCRITICAL MEDIA INDUSTRY! AN ABORTION SHOWN AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?! WHAT?!?!
Gee, I wonder why libtards hate it.
I think it made people realize Marilyn Monroe wasn't the saint that they for some reason thought she was. For whatever reason people thought she was this amazing person but she was just a drug addicted prostitute who had abortions and fricked famous people
>In 2022, DNA testing indicated that Monroe's father was Charles Stanley Gifford,[17] Gladys’ co-worker with whom she had an affair in 1925.[16]
lmao women always frick work guys
Im aware theres tons of nudity and all reviews including the loser you posted seem to only focus on that, but im certain theres a compelling story holding it up and worst case scenario I went out and seen a movie with a friend that I didnt enjoy
Letterboxed is full of insufferable liberal homosexuals, and cringey reddit types overly trying to be clever but its a great way to keep track of movies youve watched, want to watch, and has many lists of movies you might be into. As everything its how you use it
"Yes, while “Blonde” made headlines for disturbing rape sequences, the real trigger warning is for a trio of CGI fetuses asking why Monroe murdered them."
>Nnnooooo! Abortion is a safe *clap* easy *clap* painless *clap* NECESSARY MEDICAL PROCEDURE WITH NO EMOTIONAL COMPONENT BECAUSE IT'S A LUMP OF CELLS!!!!!!! You just CAN'T imply it's murder because YOU JUST HECKING CAN'T you DRUMPF DEATH CULT CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT
>be stupid coomer director >release your custom porn based on some famous prostitute or the "human condition" or something >force room full of people to watch it with you >"whoa so extreme, so edgy" >"a tour de france on sucking wiener and eating cum and getting fricked in the ass wow incredible" >win pile of awards
how many times is hollywood going to remake this script?
and this is coomer trash, you can't defend it so you go to his other work like that makes up for him showing off his wank material for the whole world.
>filtered
Libtards don't like it because it displays them as hypocritical and makes abortion traumatic.
>pwn the libtards by showing porn in movie theatres and calling it art
moron
>muh it displays them as hypocritical
they don't give a shit moron, nobody does, libs have been shown to be hypocrites a million times in a million ways it doesn't fricking matter moron. >oh surely this time they'll realize the error of their ways and stop supporting abortion
how fricking stupid are you.
>IT DOESN'T MATTER!! >CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DOESN'T MATTER?!
Kek, keep coping moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
we're talking about a political party that spent months saying defund the police, flipped on it over the course of about a week, and then blamed it on republicans and nothing fricking happened. This is a party that spent 4 years pretending russia stole the election and now pretends like any questioning of the election is an act of terrorism.
you're literally promoting disgusting pornography because you think it will "show the hypocrisy of the leftoids" some fricking conservative.
2 years ago
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>REEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not reading all of that homosexual. Roe was overturned. A win is a win. Simple as. Cope.
2 years ago
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yeah and no amount of "muh hypocrisy" got roe overturned moron, it got overturned because it was obviously wrong. stop having shitty tactics homosexual
2 years ago
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>CAN YOU NOT SEE MY GRAND STRATEGY OF POSTING ONLINE?! >TACTICS!!!
Kek, frick off you stupid pseud homosexual. Go to your local ward councillor and sperg at him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
as opposed to your grand strategy of posting boomer facebook takes, amazing you seem to have just learned today that liberals are spineless hypocrites
2 years ago
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>LIBERALS OF HYPOCRITES SO THAT MEANS THEY WON'T CARE >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's a take that made you sperg like an absolute moron for multiple posts (and another anon pointed out you're mentally unstable).
We don't know yet. Probably won't until it's released in like 10 days. My bet, though, is that the explicit gyno shot being talked about is either a body double, prosthesis, CGI, or some combination thereof. Not that it's impossible: mainstream actresses have done it before, but Ana would be by far the highest-profile actress ever to do it.
>Oh no they cast a white with a tan to play my favorite Hollywood prostitute oh nooooo I'm being GENOCIDED!
Jesus breasts who the frick hds marilyn Monroe in high regard? Next you're gonna tell me kom Kardashian is classy.
>Monroe is a female icon >she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people >Princess Diana is a female icon >she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people
The frick is wrong with women?
>npc morons hate that it's not a race swap >Cinemaphile blind morons who tried to memorise a chart of Latin American race categories they saw on /misc/ 5 years ago hate it because they think it's a race swap anyway
This movie sounds like it'll be great already!
I'm still not sure if these are Judy's bots.
Waxed from the neck down when Marilyn was very hairy in reality.
>CAST A LATINA AS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS WHITE BLONDES IN HISTORY
What could go wrong?
>Norma Jean
>white
>blonde
Checked. Norma Jean is a pretty white name.
it's not that pretty
her mom was mexican
No she wasn't, israelite.
her mum was a white american living in mexico. Her dad was white
MARILYN DIDN’T HAVE A DROP OF HISPANIC/LATINA BLOOD IN HER.
MM’s mom was born in Mexico because her totally WHITE parents had moved there for a job. BOTH MM’s parents were totally white, as were all her grandparents.
Frick you stupid morons for talking out your homosexual asses.
>totally white parents
kek
MM and her parents, you moronic elf-loving homosexual.
guy on the left looks swarthy
That’s Ella Fitzgerald.
you're dumber than the coon in the picture you posted lmfao
you will never be as gifted as ella
Still mexican
her mom was as mexican as canelo
"latina" is not a race you moronic amerimutt
You're right
It's a subspecies
Latino/latina isn't a race. It's a term for anyone from Latin America. If you're talking about someone who is a mix of European and Native American the term for that is "mestizo". Although that has no relevance to this thread because Ana de Armas is not one, she is just Spanish.
Ana de Armas IS a mestiza. A very beautiful one.
Evidence?
Her father is a cuban mestizo and her mother a castiza. Therefore, Ana is a mestiza.
> Her maternal grandparents were migrants to Cuba from Spain.[3] Her father Ramón worked in various jobs, including bank manager, teacher, school principal and deputy mayor of a town.
Bewilders why people here make such a big fuzz over calling Ana a mestiza. It's not like it's an insult or something.
Not seeing any evidence her father is mestizo.
Do you have any evidence he is a castizo? Or a criollo even?
Yes, Ana's phenotype.
I'm talking about his ancestry. It's important, since all this shit about mestizos, castizos and criollos is defined by the percentages of european and american blood. You can push it and call Ana a 'castiza', but calling her 'fully spanish' is a mistake.
I looked at Ana de Armas and determined she is fully European. Any advanced racist can do this.
That sounds a lot like the shenanigans Hitler used to make the aryan race seem superior to the mediterraneans.
Hitler said he was a Greek in spirit so idk what you’re on about you clown
>Implying only greeks are 'mediterraneans'
>implying he didn't give you a counterexample of which you were unaware
You're very uneducated in your intellectual racism, need to study before you challenge our experts
Neither of the people you mentioned are white
>Swedes and Danes are swarthy
Fricking how
swarthy deez nuts
Swedes and Danes turn ruddy orange in the sun which they were in a lot more back in the day. Also because Ben Franklin was a troll and liked bantering with other Euros by basically calling everyone who wasn't an Anglo a dark skin mongoloid.
Anglos don't stay white in the sun though, they go lobster red. I'm from Yorkshire, I know this for a fact.
During the 18th century and thereabouts "white" was synonymous with the typical Anglo complexion; extremely fair and pale on its own and pink/red when exposed to sunlight as opposed to a darker tan which central and northern Europeans are more likely to experience.
>northern europeans don't get sunburnt
what the frick are you talking about
To think something along the lines of this is what Tolkien meant by ''the men of swarthy complexion''.
Don't you mean mestizx and castizx?
bullshit, her mother:
>Gladys Pearl Monroe was born on May 27, 1902 in Piedras Negras, Coahuila in Mexico. Her mother, Della Mae Monroe (née Hogan), was from Arkansas, and her father, Otis Elmer Monroe, was an aspiring painter from Minneapolis, who worked for the National Railway. The family soon migrated to Los Angeles County, and Otis started working for the Pacific Electric Railway Co.[1]
>from Spain
What fricking natives from Spain are there to make them a ‘Cuban mestizo’ you stupid schizo?
>maternal grandparents
You know that we all have both maternal and PATERNAL grandparents, dont you? Learn to read and think logically.
>Her maternal grandparents were from Spain
so her mother was european and her father was cuban. looks and sounds like a castiza to me.
mestiza/castiza whatever, she's a mutt nonetheless. But that doesnt make her ugly, does it?
So it's like calling anyone from Asia an Asian? Yeah Asian definitely isn't a race. moron.
>Japanese people and Indians are the same race
moron.
Do you think Indians consider themselves Asian? Geographically they are close, and classically considered as a part of Asia, but modern thoughts are aiming to change this. Fricktard.
Asian really isn't a race
Yeah it is. Don't argue with me.
He's right, it's not. The racial category is properly called Mongoloid. Sometimes "Asian" is used to mean the same thing, but in that case Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
East Asia is full of Mongoloids, but West is predominantly Caucasoid (same as Europe). Central Asia has both predominantly Mongoloid (Turkic) and predominantly Caucasoid (Iranian) ethnic groups, while South Asia has a mix of Caucasoid and Australoid (which is sometimes considered a branch of Caucasoid), and Southeast Asia is a mostly mix of Australoid and Mongoloid.
Adding to what this anon is saying, this system of racial classification also types indigenous Americans and Eskimos as Mongoloid, along with Hungarians and Finns for some reason. Also Ethiopians and Somalis as Caucasoid.
Which is because the system is not based on skin color, but on skeletal characteristics. Skin color alone, as it turns out, is not a good indicator. Even Australian Aborigines, which were initially considered Black, were re-classified by later authorities as Australoid/proto-Caucasoid.
>Afghans, Arabs, Armenians, Indians, Persians, etc., aren't "Asian" in that sense of the word.
But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race. Now you say otherwise?
Asia is a continent with a mix of people. Look at a Chinese and a jap. Then look at some pajeet street shitting indian. Both Asian. Clearly not the same race. Or literally any European vs the Irish. Clearly not the same race.
You're a frickin idiot dude
It technically is, euromutt.
kys moron
Correct.
It's Latinx.
I googled it and it said the race of mexicans is latino. I think they are more informed than you.
"Latin" is a valid racial category only for the "race is just a social construct" crowd. Latinos are not a racially uniform group from a scientific perspective.
>But you just said anyone from latin america is considered "latino" regardless of race
I didn't, that was another anon, but that's basically correct since Latin is an ethnicity, not a true race. Just as with "Asian," the definition depends on context.
Hispanic isn't a race, but latino/a very much is, idiot.
Hispanic is a race. Native South american/Spanish. Latino/a means what? They're Latin? moronic.
Hispanic means Spanish speaking. Latino means from Latin America. Brazilians are Latino but not Hispanic. Spaniards are Hispanic but not Latino.
It's latinx, chud.
Only white (and ~~*white*~~) liberals use "latinx" unironically.
she's as much a blonde as marilyn was
marilyn monroe was half Hispanic too
>cast a Spanish actress as a half Mexican half Anglo woman
Wheres the issue
Marilyn's parents were white. They just lived in Mexico.
Ana de Armas' family is from Spain.
if they can look and act the part there's no issue
stop trying to create fake controversy
This. Trying to link it to the issue of brownwashing is false equivalence, because the portrayal of the character in this case isn't changing.
I don't care what the ancestry of the actor is if it doesn't affect the portrayal of the character. Ana de Armas looks the part of Marilyn Monroe far, far more than Margot Robbie looked the part of Tonya Harding. The fact that she's not a natural blonde can only be a plus given that the real life Norma Jeane Mortenson was not a natural blonde, either.
>de Armas looks the part of Marilyn
She looks more like Madonna trying to look like Marilyn.
So a cheap imitation of a cheap imitation.
Still much closer than Margot was to Tonya, which was my point.
A based imitation of a based imitation, you get 3 stars/top 3dpd waifus in one package
>a based imitation
what r u smoking, madonna was absolute cringe
she looks way better than fricking madonna.
r u moronic son?
They've headcanon'd Monroe as having astrophysicist level intelligence and anything that doesn't depict her that way is evil and wrong.
doesn't it portray her as feeling guilty and haunted about having an abortion? Femoids cant handle the truth.
Mostly this. Monroe had to be a strong black woman overcoming the patriarch, otherwise it's just fluff to those thinskins that think everything is a cause or movement against everything else which is offensive.
Not true. Those people bragging about abortions on twatter are just saying shit to trigger you.
Any woman that's had an abortion knows it was not an easy choice and it will stick with them, they don't need a tv show to tell them that. They also know that under different circumstances having an abortion is the kindest thing to do for the potential child.
Growing up is not seeing everything in black and white, good and evil. There's nuance to things. Most things are very gray. A man is someone who can see a difficult, sometimes terrible choice has to be made and makes it. Not someone who falls back on emotions and irrationality when the evidence tells them what the best thing to do it. Stop this shit. Grow the frick up.
>potential child
It stops being a "potential" child the moment sperm meets egg.
>Any woman that's had an abortion knows it was not an easy choice
Not to the AT&T girl or any black
>Those people bragging about abortions on twatter are just saying shit to trigger you
Learn to read.
I see grey too Anon and I personally think you need to be retroactively aborted. You know, to save you from the big mean world. Why even give you a chance when there are bigger, faster, stronger, and more intelligent people like myself who can destroy you as easily as I push a fart from my cheeks? Don't worry it's for your own good because the world is not black and white.
FRICKING moronic BULLSHIT.
No. She just can't speak English and is a horrible actress. That's why people hate it.
I heard it was basically porn.
I will now watch your movie
>libtards want a simplistic story about a slay queen icon
>movie instead depicts the reality of women being used and abused by hollywood
>movie also depicts libtard icon JFK as the degenerate pill popping coomer he actually was
They hate it because they're hypocritical and filtered by reality.
also depicts libtard icon JFK
no white male is still a libtard icon. they should have depicted her jerking off to MLK.
You mean Malcolm
Can't wait to see her naked.
>All these garbage sites hate it
So it might be good
They specifically hate it because it has too much nudity and is "degrading" towards women. So yeah, it will be kino.
>it has too much nudity
It's so funny to me how both the extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity
>extremely liberal feminists as well as the conservative christians are both prudes who are scared of female nudity
the diff is that extreme liberal feminists are only against nudity if the one getting naked is a beautiful female. Conservative prudes are against nudity in all instances.
KINO is back to the menu, boys
It will be ludo
>ALERT
KINO DETECTED
>ALERT
KINO DETECTED
This is why I'm going to watch it too. I want to find a girl to see it with on a date.
>This is why I'm going to watch it too. I want to find a girl to see it with on a date.
HEY YOU TALKIN TO ME?
inb4 it's all prosthetics and CGI like Pam & Tommy was.
What an extreme dissappointment that shitty series was. Christ. Another example of executives and writers just wanting to shit on the audience.
>Tv show is based on the very explicit videotapes that mainly feature Pamela Anderson's nude body in all its glory as they are almost exclusively filmed from Tom's perspective.
>Make the show exclusively showcase Tom's prostethic dick in every fricking episode.
You forgot
>hire a woman who looks nothing like Pam and bundle her in prosthetics so that none of her nudity will even be real
Might as well have just made the whole thing 3D animation.
Shows like this is why I have learned to fast-forward and skim through the episodes of any given show first before actually commiting to watching it normally in order to not waste my time more than I must. It's what I'm doing with both HoTD and RoP.
I don't go that far, but I gave up on Pam & Tommy part-way through the first episode when I realized it was all CGI. I still can't figure out who the audience was supposed to be for that shit. If it's gonna be that explicit, just hire porn actors and ditch the CGI. Who the frick wants to watch the lead actor have arguments with his CGI animated penis? Who wants to see CGI animated T&A of the lead actress when there are plenty of (better) films out there with real nudity in them (to say nothing of the ready availability of actual porn, including the original tapes)?
I would believe that if it were any other actress other than Ana
>veganal close up shot
that won't be Ana's
>Unconsensual Blowjob
When she keeps sucking after you've cum.
>Unauthorized Overtime
bobs AND vagene? sirs, you must redeem!
>Boobs And vegana
Why did they need to capitalize it?
very important
FFM or MMF? This is very important.
MMF. She gets tag teamed by the sons of Charlie Chaplin and Edward G Robinson.
ffs Lars, what have you wrought with your Nymphomaniac schlock?
>inside view of a woman getting an abortion
>getting an abortion is just like going to the dentist
>it's brave and admirable
>WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY?! THERE'S A MOVIE SHOWING IT AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kek.
I never said that, I'll spell it out for you.
What the frick would an inside view of a woman getting an abortion be like? are we getting a CGI inside view of marilyn manson's fetus being removed? will we see it from the perspective of the baby?
We'll probably see something quite crude like the poor fetus being shreded to pieces or something of the sort. It's good anti-abortion propaganda, that's probably why so many woke leftists are criticizing it so much. I hope the scene is portrayed in a very depressing way, something like a defining moment in the life of Marylin that changed her and her life for the worst.
>boss is an older woman
>has pictures of Marilyn Monroe in her office
>almost told her to watch the movie
Do redeem the kino, bhenchods
>bobs and vegene
good morning sirs
i will now watch your movie
Wasn't Joyce Carol Oates a second wave feminist?
can't wait to fap with this movie
It's really fricking weird, a good Marilyn biopic would be a megahit and sweep the oscars. Instead they adapted a "what might have happened if her life was the worst possible thing it could be" fanfic. In reality Marilyn may have been chewed up by Hollywood, but her decision to live hard and do drugs, party, have whirlwind romances, was all on her.
Also Ana De Armas's voice is really distracting, she starts each sentence with Marilyn's breathy style but slips into her own accent by the end of the sentence.
Would have thought the movie would have been well recieved considering the MeToo movement.
It's apparent she went through a lot of shit with what has been revealed since her death and it wasn't all glamour.
It is honestly boggling my mind to the point I want to see the movie for myself as to why it's being disliked.
Certified Kino on Cinemaphile
Are there any reviewers who watched this for the director and not the character or the actress? I watched the trailer and thematically it looked really similar to The Assassination of Jesse James. That's what I'm interested in most.
I'm ready for my queen's kino.
>NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO DEPICT HER AS A SEX POSITIVE SLAY QUEEN! YOU CAN'T SHOW LIBERAL ICONS TAKING SEXUAL ADVANTAGE OF HER AND HOLLYWOOD AS A CORRUPT AND HYPOCRITICAL MEDIA INDUSTRY! AN ABORTION SHOWN AS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE?! WHAT?!?!
Gee, I wonder why libtards hate it.
A mosquito!
kinooo
If they cry about it then you know it's good.
Literally /ourfilm/
I think it made people realize Marilyn Monroe wasn't the saint that they for some reason thought she was. For whatever reason people thought she was this amazing person but she was just a drug addicted prostitute who had abortions and fricked famous people
Do we see ana getting double teamed by the Kennedy Bros?
Hopefully yes
by Reddit
It must be great
There's a very hot rape scene in there
It filtered the trannies
we're aping raping taping catharsis
More importantly, what will Armond say?
>In 2022, DNA testing indicated that Monroe's father was Charles Stanley Gifford,[17] Gladys’ co-worker with whom she had an affair in 1925.[16]
lmao women always frick work guys
is the movie available anywhere yet?
I think it's on Netflix tomorrow.
She's so hot, can't wait to see her goods
Seeing it in a local arthouse theatre next weekend. Enjoyed the killing them softly and jesse james so should be a good movie about more then nudity
>should be a good movie about more then nudity
Roasties BTFO
Im aware theres tons of nudity and all reviews including the loser you posted seem to only focus on that, but im certain theres a compelling story holding it up and worst case scenario I went out and seen a movie with a friend that I didnt enjoy
literally decided to watch this movie because of this review.
Is it out yet on qBittorent?
Cancer.
Don't know about them.
Cancer
Cancer
If the cancer of socialist media hates it, then it's probably pretty good.
Letterboxed is full of insufferable liberal homosexuals, and cringey reddit types overly trying to be clever but its a great way to keep track of movies youve watched, want to watch, and has many lists of movies you might be into. As everything its how you use it
>Don't know about them.
Letterboxd is even more cancer than reddit, if that's possible.
>Letterboxd is even more cancer than reddit,
Impossibu! That would be like...dividing by zero.
alright boys, how much of the nudity is cgi? i mean yeah we all know our little ana but there's no way she's showing her pussy in full imax hd glory.
These roasties lmao IT'S ANA TIME GET UP OR GET OUT THE WAY
Test
bump
I really wanted to F A P to this but for some reason bleach blonde hair on Ana doesn’t look right. Very disappointed
Is it out yet, do we see the goods? Are they going to censor it?
played a few festivals and stuff but that's about it, release is the 28th this month
Anything particularly explicit is probably CGI and/or prosthetics. Don't get your hopes up.
>Cast stick woman to play voluptuous sex icon
I have no idea.
>Anna de Armpit
Hard pass
Being Affleck'd will do that to you.
Surprisingly wholesome.
I'm genuinely shocked that incels post this picture like it's supposed to make me not want to frick her.
>incels
It's literally the bug spammer, no one else posts it
>rated NC-17 for showing JFK's erection as he rapes her.
>De Armas is from Havana
they really missed an opportunity with the title
>Suck on my, er ah, jelly filled berliner, like it's, er ah, a Cuban cigar.
>5300x6250
There was the bay of pigs before that. Hot stuff if you're into watching Americans get fricked by sexy Cubans.
"Yes, while “Blonde” made headlines for disturbing rape sequences, the real trigger warning is for a trio of CGI fetuses asking why Monroe murdered them."
Unfathomably based.
>Nnnooooo! Abortion is a safe *clap* easy *clap* painless *clap* NECESSARY MEDICAL PROCEDURE WITH NO EMOTIONAL COMPONENT BECAUSE IT'S A LUMP OF CELLS!!!!!!! You just CAN'T imply it's murder because YOU JUST HECKING CAN'T you DRUMPF DEATH CULT CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT
>be stupid coomer director
>release your custom porn based on some famous prostitute or the "human condition" or something
>force room full of people to watch it with you
>"whoa so extreme, so edgy"
>"a tour de france on sucking wiener and eating cum and getting fricked in the ass wow incredible"
>win pile of awards
how many times is hollywood going to remake this script?
The assassination of jesse james and killing them softly are both great films and you are a low IQ moron
and this is coomer trash, you can't defend it so you go to his other work like that makes up for him showing off his wank material for the whole world.
>pwn the libtards by showing porn in movie theatres and calling it art
moron
Cope libtard.
>muh it displays them as hypocritical
they don't give a shit moron, nobody does, libs have been shown to be hypocrites a million times in a million ways it doesn't fricking matter moron.
>oh surely this time they'll realize the error of their ways and stop supporting abortion
how fricking stupid are you.
>IT DOESN'T MATTER!!
>CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS DOESN'T MATTER?!
Kek, keep coping moron.
we're talking about a political party that spent months saying defund the police, flipped on it over the course of about a week, and then blamed it on republicans and nothing fricking happened. This is a party that spent 4 years pretending russia stole the election and now pretends like any questioning of the election is an act of terrorism.
you're literally promoting disgusting pornography because you think it will "show the hypocrisy of the leftoids" some fricking conservative.
>REEEEEEEEEEE
I'm not reading all of that homosexual. Roe was overturned. A win is a win. Simple as. Cope.
yeah and no amount of "muh hypocrisy" got roe overturned moron, it got overturned because it was obviously wrong. stop having shitty tactics homosexual
>CAN YOU NOT SEE MY GRAND STRATEGY OF POSTING ONLINE?!
>TACTICS!!!
Kek, frick off you stupid pseud homosexual. Go to your local ward councillor and sperg at him.
as opposed to your grand strategy of posting boomer facebook takes, amazing you seem to have just learned today that liberals are spineless hypocrites
>LIBERALS OF HYPOCRITES SO THAT MEANS THEY WON'T CARE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's a take that made you sperg like an absolute moron for multiple posts (and another anon pointed out you're mentally unstable).
You seem mentally unstable
It's a troony pretending to be a chud.
>filtered
Libtards don't like it because it displays them as hypocritical and makes abortion traumatic.
by Twitter
by Letterboxd
by Reddit
by Facebook
i will now watch your movie
"full frontal female nudity".....does this mean Ana de Armas is showing her pussy? If there's a stunt double I'm not interested.
We don't know yet. Probably won't until it's released in like 10 days. My bet, though, is that the explicit gyno shot being talked about is either a body double, prosthesis, CGI, or some combination thereof. Not that it's impossible: mainstream actresses have done it before, but Ana would be by far the highest-profile actress ever to do it.
>What went wrong?
Feminism.
>loved by Marilyn Monroe’s ghost
>Oh no they cast a white with a tan to play my favorite Hollywood prostitute oh nooooo I'm being GENOCIDED!
Jesus breasts who the frick hds marilyn Monroe in high regard? Next you're gonna tell me kom Kardashian is classy.
>loved by contrarian Cinemaphile
looking forward to this now
didn't david lynch already tell this story like 5 times
Monroe is a female icon. Women cant handle that she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people.
>Monroe is a female icon
>she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people
>Princess Diana is a female icon
>she was just some prostitute that fricked famous people
The frick is wrong with women?
she's an icon because all the famous men and all the everyman joes wanted to frick her
she's not a race swap so npc homosexuals hate it
>npc morons hate that it's not a race swap
>Cinemaphile blind morons who tried to memorise a chart of Latin American race categories they saw on /misc/ 5 years ago hate it because they think it's a race swap anyway
>What went wrong?
They made a movie about Marilyn Monroe
Casting white woman as Monroe
>imblyin any of that is a bad thing
what did op mean by that
I wish she would look less like that b***h Monroe and more like what she looked like in knock knock
Isn't it sad that's probably a good indicator it's worth watching
sorry, shill. Still not watching (save for the webms on Cinemaphile)