Blonde is unironically the kino of the year.

Blonde is unironically the kino of the year.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WHITEROOOOSE
    >THEY ARE GOING TO FOUND IN EIGHT DIFFERENT DUMPSTER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOUUUUUUUU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not showing her boob scene shortly after 🙁

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. Not even the vagins of the year.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kept finding myself jerking off furiously at her continual humiliations.
    Am I the baddie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would appear so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how very israeli of you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are toxic

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring as shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough explosions for you, homosexual?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, thank you. it was very on the nose already. just not very interesting. marilyin isn't a character in this movie. she's just a crying dim-witted victim with mommy and daddy issues. there was more to the real person than that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i don't get this, it's a woman who's basically living a double life, one as a famed starved prostitute and the other as a down to earth daddys girl, each draining the other and living the implications of what the other does. We spend 80% of the film with Norma Jean getting the implications and trying to learn and improve while her other hunger side feasts to no end

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my problem with it is that it's way too one note. the movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              women arent smart or funny anon, why would the movie lie about that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even going to dignify that with an argument. I'm tryig to discuss a movie, not partake in your incel circle jerk.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                jokes aside, this isnt a biopic. We don't need to see every single part of her life. Like the other guy said adding those moments would lessen the overall message and tone

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.
              i don't think scenes of marilyn being funny or adding more elements from real life would have improved the message of the film, it would just make it more accessible and convoluted the message, Norma Jean being funny wouldn't make sense in this world, neither would Marilyn
              if either of them was funnier it would take from the horror of the situation and would make them more accountable for their actions instead of the psychological nightmare it actually wants to present
              >verification not required

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                jokes aside, this isnt a biopic. We don't need to see every single part of her life. Like the other guy said adding those moments would lessen the overall message and tone

                fair enough. then my problem with is purely its length. that and marilyn being miscast.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                looks wise I think Ana was great but they really needed to give her some accent lessons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ana was nothing short of amazing, what's your issue with her, exactly?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the cuban accent

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't feel that different. what feels similar is her femininity, sensuality and vulnerability. that's what defined Marilyn's voice and presence, not her accent. you're focusing on the wrong things again.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you, homosexual.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they gave hints of how well read and how charismatic she was, but that wasn't the point of the movie. they focused on internal conflict and psychological drama. being smart or funny didn't help her to resolve her personal troubles.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >to further fabricate her lifetime trauma
              Nothing fabricated about it. She was a mess and treated shabbily.

              There are only two types of people who are going to say this movie is bad.
              1.) Women who built the Marilyn Monroe fantasy in their head where they genuinely believe that being the most famous Hollywood harlot sexpot in the world could have only possibly been an extraordinarily happy, glamorous, and fun existence and the sexual revolution she was a part of ushering in (knowingly or unknowingly) was only and completely and entirely a good thing for society despite any and all evidence you present I. Front of them including the fact that she fricking killed herself at 36. I mean, seriously go ask some of these women, most don’t even know she killed herself.
              2.) the fricking creepo simps who think they’re gonna get a blowjob from the above for defending them.
              Simple as.

              >he fricking killed herself at 36
              There's circumstantial evidence suggestive of murder, by RFK himself or his security/handlers Monroe insisted he leave his wife for her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >circumstancial
                Well it’s not like the Kennedy’s weren’t nice people or anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not really. it was a three hours of arty-farty bullshit about an insane woman crying, getting abortions and getting raped. the definition of style over substance. it looks good and has a great soundtrack, but doesn't really say anything meaningful. contrarians will, of course, still say it's good, no matter what. OP probably hasn't even seen the film and is just baiting.

      stick to marvel flicks and leave kino to the adults

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not really. it was a three hours of arty-farty bullshit about an insane woman crying, getting abortions and getting raped. the definition of style over substance. it looks good and has a great soundtrack, but doesn't really say anything meaningful. contrarians will, of course, still say it's good, no matter what. OP probably hasn't even seen the film and is just baiting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only sane post ITT.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2deep4u

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        her vegana, anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks more like an butthole to me. veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted. The sides are also was smoother than actual veganal walls, there are a lot of folds.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's an abortion anon, they insert some clamp tube dk teh name into her vegana and suck the baby out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              anon that tool is a standard tool used for regular doctor visits as well. It allows the physican to access the cervix in the back for swab tests and visual inspection. Yes the scene may be of an abortion but that depiction of the inside of a closed vegana is extremely unrealistic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This.

                Just google veganal Rugae and see for yourself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted
            they do if you're marylin monroe and you've spent more time with a wiener in there than without

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is that really Ana's pussy? How did they fit a camera there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mouse with a camera helmet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i wish that was really her reproductive organ

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't people face the reality that this is probably quite close to her reality?

    She did not come from a happy home, was mentally unwell and desperate to be loved and not be poor like an orphan again. It drives people to do all kinds of things.

    It's still happening, Jeanette Mccurdy's story, even Britney Spears are similar.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the sex scene compilations?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2h 46m
    why
    even elvis was nearly three

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my only real complaint. couldve usef a bit of trimming

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ew ew ew

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing about this flick is that I realized my girlfriend looks remarkably like her but with pink nips

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The best thing about this flick is that I realized my girlfriend looks remarkably like her but with pink nips

        No one cares, you Black
        I bet your nips are brown too, and that doesn't make you white.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >brown nips
      disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you only see her nips twice? also they look gross

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing happens: the movie

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is, indeed. A helmer, Andrew Dominic’s style that may look after the ones that were done by Shohei Imamura pro Hiroshi Teshigawara aiming at psychological states where she may had nerve racking experiences is right on the money, but I’m bit worried that whether it gets to the general audiences or not? I say the effort itself is pretty up there, tho .

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2022, the year that normies are starting to finally realize how shit capeshit really is
    >The year movies are finally taking back the cinemas after a dumb political hiatus
    >The year Cameron finally comes back with new kino
    >Top Gun 2 promises a return to real movies
    >One of the best years for horror films in ages
    >All Cinemaphile wants to discuss in some boring coomer flick and a bunch of shitty tv shows

    You know what frick you guys. You finally get what you claim you want and you still only eat shit. This is why nobody takes you seriously.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >star child ending
    bravo, Dominik.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically kino
    >makes the sexist actress today playing the sexiest actress back in the day absolutely unsexy
    >in a NC17 movie
    Fricking how?!??

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks nothing like Monroe, Acts nothing like Monroe most of the movie plot is taken from out of the ass.
    I mean yeah 10/10 amasing movie. Go frick yourself.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are only two types of people who are going to say this movie is bad.
    1.) Women who built the Marilyn Monroe fantasy in their head where they genuinely believe that being the most famous Hollywood harlot sexpot in the world could have only possibly been an extraordinarily happy, glamorous, and fun existence and the sexual revolution she was a part of ushering in (knowingly or unknowingly) was only and completely and entirely a good thing for society despite any and all evidence you present I. Front of them including the fact that she fricking killed herself at 36. I mean, seriously go ask some of these women, most don’t even know she killed herself.
    2.) the fricking creepo simps who think they’re gonna get a blowjob from the above for defending them.
    Simple as.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well all that or its just a weak movie with overacting lead.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you homosexuals really going to pretend to like this shit all because twitter hates it? Pathetic...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine agreeing with twitter femcels and not only not sit and rethink your opinion but go on Cinemaphile to defend twitter femcels
      Imagine it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i liked it when watching it on release because i try to watch stuff blind without influence. this movie is misunderstood just like showgirls was and still is.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Dominik's biggest influence is Terrence Malick. Blonde is basically a Malick film. No wonder none of the normies get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Blonde is basically a Malick film
      No. Clearly, no. I wish though. Would’ve been really better.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the entire thing 1.33:1?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mostly is 1.33, but also 1.85 and 2.35

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ah, like in once upon a time in hollywood? or do they just switch it at will

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they just switch it
          also changes between black and white and color all the time; one shot can be widescreen technicolor and the next one b&w 4:3s

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this like joker for femoids?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Joker is relatable to loser males because it depicts the internal struggle of being a societal outcast who cannot resolve his own issues without help that he knows he will never receive. He becomes violent because living a quiet and peaceful life only benefits those who hate him.

      Blonde is relatable to women because they all possess a proclivity towards self-destruction. They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability. They want to be beautiful yet also tarnish their own beauty by using drugs and becoming the victims of physical abuse.

      A man torn from the golden path will tread another one by crushing the life growing from the earth. A woman's wayward impulse is to destroy herself and inspire others to destroy themselves. Marilyn Monroe was wealthy, beautiful, and famous, and despite having the means to seek self-idealization she instead chose to ruin her life and kill herself. Her story proves that women are naturally predisposed to self-destruction. A man in her position and with her means would at worst become like Dan Bilzerian.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Blonde is relatable to women
        Considering that women hate this movie, i think not.
        >They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability.
        Oohh did somebody hurt you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you voluntarily choose to talk and act like a woman when you aren't one? What you are doing is no different than walking like you have cerebral palsy when you are perfectly physically healthy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl is this years female joker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I loved Elvis and this

        Not really, she cheats on her husband.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just skimmed through a couple scenes
    >brown nips
    >bj scene last 40 seconds and shes monologuing the whole time
    >no jfk rape scene like people said
    >no slurping bj sounds
    >ana talks like shes confused the whole time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >talks like shes confused the whole time
      that's a very good portrayal of being a woman then

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ take: It's fricking boring
    Midwit take: Absolute kino film of the year
    High IQ take: It's fricking boring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get off tiktok and fix yourself a normal attention span

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That Some Like It Hot premier scene was so fricking funny

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    discount Star 80

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