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nah. after the cumtown video he will always been known by zoomers as that fat old moron who clings to the past by making shitty chinese action movies
What's cumtown?
~~*commie*~~ podcast for leftypol-tier morons
Frick off shilling your efriend simulator homosexual
kys, moron
No one watches that homosexual hipster moron shit it's dumb guys talking about their wieners
If you weren't a seagal fan before the cumtown shit then you're a homosexual
JonTron too
>cz gaypride cap
you just know
>z
cino. take em to the blood bank mr seagal
They're not sending their best, folks
If he gets hit by a HIMARS missile I'll be so happy
He’s making a documentary.
>and this is where the russian children played before the Ukranian Waffen SS fire-bombed it.
>and this is where the Ukranian Waffen SS prisoners of war were kept before the Ukranian Waffen SS fire-bombed it
ftfy
Titled “I Love Big Macs”
Send him to Kiev, he is unstoppable
He already already participated in the feint, which is kinda of genius of Putin to have an actor help fool the adversary with an actor.
when you get roasted by joe rogan and its actually funny you're in dire straits
you can see that guy in the crowd say woah he's pretty good to his friend
God forbid he gets disarmed at any point, there won't be anything left of Ukraine for the Russians to take. The gun in his hands is ironically the only thing keeping them alive.
there's a video of one of those with karelin in the front row and he is not amused.
God, I would pay basically any amount of money to watch the Experiment dismantle that fat frick.
Sneed
plot armor dont carry over steven
He’s filming a documentary
does russia know what a joke he is? why would they choose a pantshitter to be their rep?
of course they don't know
Alright, post your feet.
people here laugh at this whole situation too, just like at Depardieu who also got himself russian citizenship.
But Depardieu is actually a good Boomer actor. In France he might be a joke to zoomers because he is fat but he is cultured person who speak French and Russian naturally.
Its like Chirac who had great relations with Putin, that dude spoke French, Russian, and Japanese on his own.
Well, who else do they have?
putin doesnt and its all that matters
the logistics have run out and the hunger forces him to range out
Putin-loving scum, like someone else we know.
Two more years.
get thee gone o' russian/ chinese shill
baZed
What happened when he runs into Sean Penn and Ben Stiller working for Zeensky?
they won't go anywhere near the frontline, lol.
Man why won’t he take off his hat? He can’t beat his own scalp?
>spokesperson
He's there for propaganda documentary, idiot.
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in eating arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Faturai.” They have a 160lb little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t eat as Fatenese. He has never held a king burger They make him the Last Faturai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised on McDonalds. I have worn gowns for decades. My weight allows any vehicle I drive to be classified as a commercial vehicle. They take a series “My 600 pound life.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I do care. He had never lost the ability to see his penis. The left side of his face has never gone numb while eating his 7th sitting. He has never had a bypass surgery. They make him a candidate for gastric bypass. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the series and don't watch it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Career?
Will they make him eat shrapnel?
Segal lives more in a week than most of you pisstakers do in a lifetime
>lives
I think you mean eats
and yet the fat frick is still a laughing stock
really makes you think
Putin sent him to snatch one more birthday. If he is successful he will live the rest of his days in the Kremlin's kompromat dicky room.
what the hell, why isn't he recording The Adam Friedland show theme song
There's something so based about being a fat frick and presenting yourself as a masculine, master operator tough guy.
those watermelons must have been really good
What the hell has to go wrong in your life to spend your twilight years making propaganda for a country you didn't even live in most of your life trying to take over its neighbour?
he's only there to kidnap cute Ukrainian underage sex slaves
What an awesome life he must lead. Rich, fat as shit, fricking his Russian sex slaves, everyone around him indulging his fantasy.
Steven has it made, good for him.
dis homie gon get whacked
why is he so dark is he black now???
When is Depardieu going to do some reporting from the frontlines? I assume they still have an Antonov or two to transport him where needed
I hope they shoot his fat, traitorous ass.
He is the kind of guy that fakes it till he makes it but then keeps faking it.
ANYBODY SEEN ZELENSKYY?