>bomb disarming scene. >"Cut the blue one!". >silence. >"What did you do?"

>bomb disarming scene
>"Cut the blue one!"
>silence
>"What did you do?"
>"I cut the red one"

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"CUT THE GREEN WIRE"
    >"They're all green…"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, do bombs really come in colour coded wires? And why just cut one of them? Just cut all of them, it can't go off without energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual bombs don't use wires they use cables instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cut the red wire!
        >There's only a red cable..."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typically speaking, bombs come in 2 varieties. Either poorly built junk that could probably be disabled by just yanking on a couple of wires, and insane mercury switch boobytrapped abominations where after remote activation, there is absolutely no hope of doing anything but hoping you can blow up part of the bomb fast enough to not set off the main charge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a company that makes practice suicide vests and stuff like that so you can practice diffusing it. There were different models like some of them had a little alarm and I think one would put out smoke if you fricked up. I'm pretty sure you could order it online and have it shipped to your door but I think some of the more advanced models were law enforcement only. I can't find the link right now or I'd post it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >practice suicide vests

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek I found it. I know I'm already on plenty of lists but I think searching this time might have been a little too far.
            https://www.tacticalelectronics.com/training-aids/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the older models did, when they were being made in the usa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, the bomb maker can use whatever colours of wire they want. And cutting multiple wires at once is danerous because you might accidentally complete a circuit and set it off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you complete a circuit by cutting it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you cut the circle resistor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cut all of them
      If you cut the positive and negative wire at once you will set off the bomb lmao

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Froghomosexuals, you need to have a nice day. It's the only thing in your life that you can do that will ever matter. Dumb c**ts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you screaming at clouds?

      Real talk, do bombs really come in colour coded wires? And why just cut one of them? Just cut all of them, it can't go off without energy.

      Anything that has electrical components is going to have wiring. Hot and neutral wires are different colors, just look at the back panel of your dryer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you screaming at clouds?
        He's a homosexual tourist who thinks pepe = le nazi /misc/ hate symbol.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this guys got no instagram, no TikTok
    >he doesn’t own a car and lives with his mom
    >he’s a ghost, sarge

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >circumisation scene
    >"Please, do not cut"
    >"Okay, I'll bite!"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And your other wire

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >outing yourself in an apu bait thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations, he got himself caught

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autism scene
    >Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"AI IS GONNA GROW IMPOSSIBLY LARGE AND ENSLAVE THE HUMAN RACE!!!"
      >can't even solve a captcha

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying half of the posters here aren't bots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beep boop

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protagonist puts a bucket over a bomb and the entire explosion is contained inside of it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If all frogposters kill themselves, Cinemaphile would be vastly better off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're virgin incel subhumans who deserve every bit of misery in their lives.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm all out of love
    >I'm so lost without you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >character unloads all his bottled up emotions he had on his crush for +10 seasons
      >"Woah you don't know how good it feels to say it out loud!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name 1 (ONE) example.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Mentalist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
      Thinking of you till it hurts
      I know you hurt too but what else can we do?
      Tormented and torn apart

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Character explains faster than light space travel with a pen and paper

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are the Chinese like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An entire civilization built on inflicting as much suffering as possible on as many living beings as possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're a people descended from the ones who "won" wars by eating everyone else in the city, or survived the famines that happened every other year up until like a hundred years ago by also eating everyone else.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are anti-frogposters like this? Has reddit gone offline or something?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bomb disarming scene
    >"And.. defused! Voilah!"
    >silent stares
    >"Wait. Are we setting up the bomb?"
    >heavy laughter from the audience.mp3

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nuke chinks, all of them. Commie ones, island ones, Toronto, I don't care. Kill them all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except the pretty ones (females and "females").

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pretty ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Asian transgirls mog the shit out of western ones.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            let's see a source anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't post it, this is a blue board.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                PUSSSY

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Untrained personnel sees the bomb
    >"I have to cut a wire, right?"
    >radio message: "Wait! Could you lend me some money before that?"

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >NOOOO IT'S... LE ALIVE EVEN DOE THAT TWITCHING IS JUST AN AUTOMATIC MUSCLE RESPONSE FOLLOWING DEATH

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The bottom of Taiwanese strait will be filled with Chinese corpses

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter what color the wires are. It's all electrical. Don't worry about it.

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