Bond 26

Cast it, including the director, music, and cinematographer.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo Edebiri as Bond
    Gerwig directing
    Lana Wachowski as DoP
    Music by Clint Mansell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s with the meme answers but a genuinely good cinematographer at the end?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron Taylor Johnson as Bond
    Nolan or Peter Jackson directing
    Ewan Mitchell as the villain
    Anya Taylor Joy as the Bond girl
    Linus Sandgren for cinematography
    Hans Zimmer for music

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not cinematographer, you know what I meant.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond: Ryan Gosling
    Director: Terrence Malick
    Music: theme song by Weyes Blood + score by Autechre
    Bond girl: Emma Watson
    Villain: Tom Cruise
    Cinematographer: Peter Deming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Villain: Tom Cruise
      What’s the story for him anon, come on pitch it to me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's the leader of a theosophical doomsday cult who's gaining followers all over the world in droves. He instructs his acolytes to commit acts of mass murder against non-believers under the premise that it's part of the divine plan.

        He's not your typical Bond villain, in that he actually believes he's doing the right thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like it, let’s have him come across as a really nice charismatic guy. There’s nothing obviously wrong with him, but something about his eyes that makes you feel an ancient sense of dread. Like looking into the cold predatory eyes of a great white shark.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Done and done

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ save it for the shoot Tom!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond: Matt Smith
    Felix (Felicia): Awkwafina
    Bond Girl: Anna Sawai
    M:Idris Elba
    Q: Karl Pilkington
    Moneypenny: Jenna Coleman

    Villain: John Cena
    Villain sidekick: Thaddea Graham

    Director: Edgar Wright

    Music: Elton John and the Scissor Sisters.

    THAT is how you do a diverse cast that actually works.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Q: Karl Pilkington
      This is actually a brilliant idea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remove Awkwafina and I'm sold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or swap Sawai and Awkwafina around so Bond is more likely to sex her and she is more likely to walk around scantily clad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clint Mansell
      frick acqua finna, put Elba as Felix.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is awful.
      Please delete this post and then yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > James Bond: Matt Smith
      >Music: Elton John and the Scissor Sisters.
      Can they at least do a cover of have sex?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this take place in the Southland Tales universe?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larry David as Q
    Music by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he fricks mature women

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cast a black troony before this guy. He's looks like a 12 year old trying to be cool in front of his older sister's friends. (Based on a true story.)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > looks like a 12 year old trying to be cool in front of his older sister's friends. (Based on a true story.)
      Why do you think we wouldn’t believe you that this was based on a true story?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond: Aaron Taylor Johnson
    Director: Joel Cohen
    DoP: Roger Deakins
    Music: James Newton Howard
    Writers: Joel Cohen, Ethan Cohen, John Logan
    Villain: Elias Koteas as the main villain, Joe Taslim
    Bond Girl: Daniela Melchior

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Jeremy Clarkson as Q

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >James May as M
      >Richard Hammond as Bond's liason
      >The stig as the villain
      KINO

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond: Tom Hiddleston
    Felix Jeffery Donovan
    Bond Girl: Jodie Comer
    M: Clive Owen
    Q: Simon Pegg
    Moneypenny: Saoirse Ronan

    Villain: Sam Rockwell
    Villain sidekick: Mike Tyson
    Director: Dennis Villeneuve
    Music: Radiohead (again)

    search your heart you know it to be true.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pierce Brosnan as Bond
    >Martin Campbell directing
    >Music by Éric Serra
    >Phil Meheux as cinematographer

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    with this actor lets get danny elfman and the cinematographer of Solo (just black screen)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with Danny Elfman?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing. He's kino. That anon is probably just moronic.

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