>both played comedic goofballs. >only pratt can pull off military chad now

>both played comedic goofballs
>only pratt can pull off military chad now
why?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nose and jawline

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pratt has a wider head and a dumber expression so you believe he could be a zogbot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zogbot
      He kills politicians in the show we're all talking about.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    going from fat to fit has better results than skellies get

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Early life?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pratt is looking like a deepfaked tucker carlson in the end of the terminal list
    lmao

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starlord and Mr. Fantastic!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jawline. but I also think patriotism is something that can't be easily faked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget nose

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jim's nose makes him look like the guy from wreck it ralph

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's only about superficial looks and Krasinki is a goofy looking garden gnome faced potato.

      Comparing him to a more conventionally attractive Pratt is stupid.

      See:

      Because Chris Pratt looks like a chad, and John Krasinski looks like a bloat-faced, potato-nosed, alcoholic with rosacea.

      Krasinski looks too goofy. He could pull off a fed THOUGH.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Chris Pratt looks like a chad, and John Krasinski looks like a bloat-faced, potato-nosed, alcoholic with rosacea.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Pratt didn't become an actor and stop wrestling in college he probably would have been an MMA fighter.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krasinski is a pretty dope Jack Ryan, Pratt is a lousy Owen Grady.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only pratt can pull off military chad now
    u fookin' w0t m8?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao he will forever fricking be jim from the office.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pratt is the better military chad in terminal list

        Krasinki will forever have the by-the-books Fed face

        >being cast = pulling off the role
        lmao... go suck cryptoisraelite dick somewhere else

        Calm down, Jenna.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she would be defending jim you fricking idiot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the story with Chilli's?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pratt is the better military chad in terminal list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Krasinki will forever have the by-the-books Fed face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being cast = pulling off the role
      lmao... go suck cryptoisraelite dick somewhere else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Krasinski looks too goofy. He could pull off a fed THOUGH.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just see Jim who has just about had enough of Dunder Miflin

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand either. They were the worst parts of peak reddit shows and now they play fake tough guys in movies that morons watch

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Krasinski was fine in the benghazi movie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pratt hunts so he's actually killed and taken some form of life. Jim just killed Jenna's dreams.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    right has a goofy looking face, he can never have a serious role, that nose is too big and the eyes are too close together.
    Pratt has a chad skull, small eyes and strong face.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What we could have had ladies
    taken from a previous thread from an anon who read the books:

    >Ben gets killed in Hartley's estate. Takes Katie hostage and wraps detcord around her neck. Ben threatens to off her and Reese says he doesn't give a frick.

    >So frickin pissed they cut this:
    Reese doesn't get attacked by a random Jack Carr merc when he meets Katie the first time in LA. In the book it's a random jihadi who's linked to a "peaceful" Muslim cleric. Reese finds out, goes to the mosque, beheads the cleric and plants his head on a spike of the gates to the mosque.

    >Mexico:
    >Reese takes down the sicarios solo. Instead of hitting them with Ben and Marco's guy, he goes in at night with NVGs and caps most of the sicarios while they sleep. Comes across two guys spit roasting some prostitute. Kills the one fricking her from behind first, showers the prostitute in blood. Guy getting sucked off doesn't notice until it's too late. Eventually shit gets loud and has to shoot his way out. I think Marco's guys arrive and help him exfill but I can't remember.

    >Also, the way he drops the main sicario here, is actually how he kills another guy in Florida. Kidnaps him and takes him out to the Everglades. Guts him and pins his intestines to a tree. Leaves him for dead with gators massing nearby.

    >There's other little shit but that's the stuff that jumps out the most. If you liked the show, check out the books. They're thin on plot but packed with detailed brutal and gory kills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have one episode left, i'll read it later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good idea m80

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on episode 6 but I'm liking it so far. I'll read the spoilers later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Reese doesn't get attacked by a random Jack Carr merc when he meets Katie the first time in LA. In the book it's a random jihadi who's linked to a "peaceful" Muslim cleric. Reese finds out, goes to the mosque, beheads the cleric and plants his head on a spike of the gates to the mosque.

      I mean it's pretty obvious why this was cut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like literal schlock made for fat slobs with power fantasies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was me. Glad it survived. This shit isn't too spoilery for the show.

      Big difference is the way Hartley is portrayed. In the books she's Hillary Clinton. She's finishing up her run as SecDef and getting ready for a shot at the White House. Her husband is a "former senator who lost his shot at the presidency because he had problems with women". Reece uses an EFP to take out not-Bill. In the end it's Horn, Ben, and Hartley on the island.

      Reece finishes the list and gets recused by his buddy Raife Hastings (he's name dropped a time or two and left them the boat in the show). Think Danny Archer but his parents came to America when he was a kid and he became a SEAL. Hoping they do more seasons so we get the Hastings family.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if he finishes his list why would there be more seasons?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The author likes money. He basically ends up being Super Operator. Joins CIA SAD. Again, this shit ain't high art. It's just brutal operator kino. If you want more than that, look else where.

          The show did make one decent change. Dumbest shit in the book by far is that Reese's dad was a CIA guy who got a doctor and his family out of some Soviet-bloc country before the fall of the Berlin Wall. That doctor is Katie's dad. Turns out Katie's dad and James' dad were best friends and he would come over and check on them. He was like her uncle. Book Katie is hot fox news prime Megyn Kelly type. Still don't like turning Katie into a chink but at least it cut that bullshit with it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            glad that was cut

            That was me. Glad it survived. This shit isn't too spoilery for the show.

            Big difference is the way Hartley is portrayed. In the books she's Hillary Clinton. She's finishing up her run as SecDef and getting ready for a shot at the White House. Her husband is a "former senator who lost his shot at the presidency because he had problems with women". Reece uses an EFP to take out not-Bill. In the end it's Horn, Ben, and Hartley on the island.

            Reece finishes the list and gets recused by his buddy Raife Hastings (he's name dropped a time or two and left them the boat in the show). Think Danny Archer but his parents came to America when he was a kid and he became a SEAL. Hoping they do more seasons so we get the Hastings family.

            Reece and Hastings linking up sounds like kino

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Whole Hastings family is kino. Dad Hastings was Rhodesian SAS and a merc. Momma Hastings was a hard ass woman defending their ranch from gangs of Black folk while Dad was off fighting. Uncle Hastings runs some Safari ranch back in Rhodesia.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            does he cure his brain tumor?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Some time between books 2 and 3. Not sure on the total time line. I know 2 starts off immediately from where the first ends, with him on the boat heading to South Africa.

              3 starts with him still recovering from the surgery in Montana at the Hastings family ranch. If I had to guess, books 1-3 take place over the span of a year. Maybe less.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is the author ex military or just a fanboy?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Former SEAL. Believe he enlisted and was a Sniper. Then went to college and OCS. Came back and led a platoon for a bit. He cameos as the merc that got smoked in episode 2 or 3. Whichever one he met her in LA in.

              Interacted with him a few times. Once at a signing. Couple times on Twitter. Comes across like a genuinely good dude who really appreciates his fans and recognizes how lucky he is. Was glad this didn't get too neutered or pozzed. Hard not to root for a dude like that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a cool guy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they still casts White men in these military movie roles? It seems odd considering diversity is force pretty much everywhere and the actual military now condemns White men.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Polish face

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pratt is good looking and the other guy isn’t. Simple

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pratt can pull off military chad
    no ,they're both goofy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they hype up pharma bro as with military training for him to never use any of it? I was expecting him to be some kind of final boss type shit.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is wrong with right's cheeks? Why does his face look so bloated???

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /pol/ack and polack

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    left looks like action man
    Right looks like the dreamworks goofball

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got tricked by Cinemaphile into watching their Amazon dreck and now want to watch something similar but actually good

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >secdef conveniently stops using innocent police to defend her and switches to hired mercenaries from evil group so its ok to kill them all

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jews can't be heroes

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was clear Ben was suffering most from the guilt, he should have left him alive

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