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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with being gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's it called when you have gay taste but are still straight sexually?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Metrosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sissy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gay taste
        Do gay people really taste different?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          they're salty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They taste fruity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          like salty milk and coins

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          taste like shit and smell the part that's how you can tell em apart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eccentric

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flamboyant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Metrosexual"

        Alternatively, "in the closet"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        effeminate. Femoids love effeminate chads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a little fruity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Camp?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In denial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        republican

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, it is sinful and hurts societies

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUY AN AD, YOU CAN AFFORD IT WARNER

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO IS BACK BROS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick Cinemaphile you told me Margot was a fridge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The perfect fridge

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking blind?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sB6ZV6G.jpg

      I bet these outfits will just be for a montage of them exploring wherever the frick they are and everyone looking at them like weirdos. It’s supposed to be a fish out of water story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, there's a video out from where they were filming outside in a park, she was wearing a similar outfit there. It is a fish out of water story, but it seems like her trying to bring Barbie vibes to other people's lives rather than her becoming plain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Margot looks so good but Gosling is actually starting to look old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He could've worked on something new with Refn but instead he's doing this trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it doesn't look bad. All I know about Barbies are the tv commercials and toy catalogues in the '90s and those costumes are spot on.
      It could be surprise kino, who knows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've wrangled, and I've rambled, and I've rodeoed around
      I've never once thought of settling down
      But darlin', the moment I laid eyes on you
      I knew my ramblin' days were through

      Made up my mind a long time ago
      When the right man came along, somehow I'd know
      Heart as true, eyes as blue, and his smile as wide
      As a western sky

      Let's ride into the sunset together
      Stirrup to stirrup, side by side
      When the day is through, I'll be here with you
      Into the sunset we will ride

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For a second I thought this was a Candy Ken Tiktok.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how this movie works. Is it like an Isekai? Like Barbie gets transferred to our world or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an ironically unironic shitpost like most of modern “quirky” films, it just has a ridiculous premise but plays it straight, it all takes place in Barbie World

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would you consider it "new sincerity"?
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sincerity

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the "new sincerity" of films like Field of Dreams (1989), Dances With Wolves (1990), and Hook (1991), all of which depend not on hybridization, but on an "ethnographic" rewriting of the classic genre film that serves as their inspiration, all attempting, using one strategy or another, to recover a lost "purity", which apparently pre-existed even the Golden Age of film genre
          What

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Learn English, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just dont see how Field of Dreams of Dances with Wolves fits that definition

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Ethnographic rewriting
            Since were racists, lets deny we are ever been racists.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a silly, philosophical movement that me and some friends made up in college" and that "everything that we said was a joke, but at the same time it wasn't all a joke in the sense that we weren't being arch or we weren't being campy. While we were talking about ridiculous, funny things we were sincere about them
          I guess i did this without knowing it, but this has been my personality since grade 6.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think its gonna be like that one Brady Bunch movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This would be the most kino option.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand how this movie works.
      It's a giant Mattel shitpost played straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would it be good as that 80s Mattel Sci-Fi?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a shit on white people movie because blonde people are superficial and moronic, frick whitey. Hence why they made Ken platinum blonde instead of his usual darker hair.
      You know its true. Search in your heart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I get the feeling its not a kids movie and its just really gay satire for adults?

      who is their target demographic?
      it doesn't look like a kids movie

      I have no idea what to expect. They would need the rights to Barbie to make this movie right? So it has to be approved by the barbie makers, which they will want to sell more dolls so it has to be aimed at girls that will buy dolls right?

      This movie is going to be extremely anti-white isn't it?

      >America Ferrera as latinx Barbie
      >Simu Liu as asian Ken
      >Kate McKinnon as dyke Barbie
      >Ariana Greenblatt as latinx Barbie little sister
      >Issa Rae as ebonics Barbie
      >Emma Mackey as Barbie sister
      >Alexandra Shipp as ebonics Barbie sister
      >Ncuti Gatwa as Black Ken
      >Emerald Fennell as British Barbie
      >Hari Nef as Barbie #2
      >Scott Evans as Ken #2
      >Ana Cruz Kayne as Barbie #3
      >Connor Swindells as Barbie #4
      >Ritu Arya as panjeet Barbie
      >Will Ferrell as the CEO of a toy company

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isekai
      stop saying this weeb shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's for israelites to make fun of whites

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling its not a kids movie and its just really gay satire for adults?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a movie for adults, lol. Kids these days don’t play with dolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's written by two genuine hacks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oy vey, cool it with the anti-semitism, anon!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the israeli villain is called Pedo wiz
          Who writes this shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >PEDOwitz
          the memes write themselves these days

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pedowitz
          >guy has mad staring eyes and looks like a 70s serial killer
          hmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are those ashkenazi names?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t agree with a lot of what Armond White writes, but his hatred of Noah Baumbach is totally justified.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what did he say?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.villagevoice.com/2010/03/10/proof-that-critic-armond-white-did-call-for-noah-baumbachs-abortion/

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dear God I thought the woman on the right was naked

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with the naked chick?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was nude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You were almost correct since women are such prostitutes that they can't even walk around at the beach without stripping all the way down to pasties "because it's hot out."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon... bikinis are literally colored underwear, she is nude, you just don't realize it because we are living in times where a literal string of fabric or skin tight semitransparent fabric is considered clothing as long as it covers some of your crotch/butthole and nipples.

        not even loincloths where as revealing.

        Christcucks parasites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish to make frick at this sloot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning sir

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hatchi matchi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon... bikinis are literally colored underwear, she is nude, you just don't realize it because we are living in times where a literal string of fabric or skin tight semitransparent fabric is considered clothing as long as it covers some of your crotch/butthole and nipples.

      not even loincloths where as revealing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, a woman is not nude when she's too ashamed to expose beefcurtain.

        if veganas are not too gross to look at, they'd be all nude all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie lore runs deep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ... and that's the entire reason she wears a bikini that matches her skin tone, anon. Attention-seeking thottery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dressed for the part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was a man

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would rather watch movie about the tamale on the right

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Die antwoord (the good ending)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So accurate, the background doll is barbie-verse anatomically correct.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why's the chick on the right wearing a swimsuit the exact same color as her skin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      attention

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Latin women are prostitutes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mother of kino.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is their target demographic?
    it doesn't look like a kids movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Men who want to be Ryan Gosling and frick Margot Robbie aka me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Men who want to be Ryan Gosling
        I guess that's why they made him a gay.
        Can't have any cool straight white male characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but what if I already am Ryan Gosling??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You need to start fricking my butthole immediately

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we want the male, 18-40 audience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea what to expect. They would need the rights to Barbie to make this movie right? So it has to be approved by the barbie makers, which they will want to sell more dolls so it has to be aimed at girls that will buy dolls right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Comedy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's likely a story about a couple obsessed with living and looking like Ken and Barbie that turns tragic halfway through.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oah, another vintage Playboy reader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile shitposters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      real human beans

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's so perfect ,bros

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wish Goose was my bro, bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ryan Gosling will never do the elevator kicking scene from Drive to you while laughing with you because you’re best buds
      >you will never look up at him from the floor with a bloody, toothless smile
      Why even live

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he fricked my ass until I was too sore to walk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's fantasizing that I'm friends with Ryan Gosling. How we became buds isn't really important, but we probably just met while he was out running errands, and he thought I looked like a cool guy to hang out with. Anyway, I imagine that we've got cool nicknames for each other. I'd call him "The Goose" (what else?) and he'd call me "Young Hasenpfeffer".
      Here's how I see it going down: I'm at a party, and I'm really smoothly talking up this fine little piece. I'm getting ready to seal the deal (heh... and then later on I'll seal her up with my six inch!) when who walks in? None other than Ryan Gosling.
      His eyes scan the room coolly, searching for his bud. I give him a hand, shouting "The Goose is loose!" Everyone freezes in shock, when Ryan gives me a wink and double guns, replying with "Hey there, Young Hasenpfeffer!"
      The qt that I'm talking to bites her lip and gives me a knowing grin. heh... TTFN, boys! I got me some snatch to smash!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        classic

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder. This is being directed by a woman and being written by the Marriage Story guy. This isn't going to be a Ryan Gosling power fantasy. The Asian dude from Shang Chi is playing another Ken. Ryan Ken will be toxic and Asian Ken will be the new Ken by the end of the movie. Ryan Ken will be the villain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't we find the asian dude from Shang Chi's ricecel posts from before he was famous?
      Anybody got those pics?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thered a black ken too, they want to jam as many versions of barbie and ken as they can to sell more dolls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are the betting odds that she ends up with the black ken?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Asian dude from Shang Chi is playing another Ken
      Remember when we found that dude's reddit account where he discovered he was an aznidentity ricecel and a pedo-sympathizer? That was fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get incel hero to play white ken
      >get ricecel hero to play asian ken
      this is the movie that will unite incels of all races and start the beta uprising

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ryan ken will be the villain
      sounds like kino, cant wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan Ken being the villain will probably just make him even more based & literally me

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys knew who I was and that I post here, you woild lose your minds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We already know you post here Ben Safdie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't be him because I'm literally him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off ryan I'm literally as handsome as you without the fame so I can pick up babes at dive bars still homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't Ryan
      but yeah, Cinemaphile would lose their minds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hi robert
      batman sucked
      you were good though bud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to this homosexual
        The movie was based son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Margot I LOVE YOU. LOVE. I am not a pervert! Would be happy forever if you just let me rest my head on your shoulder

      xx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off back to stealing ideas from The Boys threads, seth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go away "Elliot" ywnbam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We know you lurk this place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED to breed Enji and have my good friend Goose cheer me on before, during and after the act.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A bbc enthusiast
          https://streamable.com/e/ai4cud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i was accidentally browsing Cinemaphile and accidentally came across a thread about myself

        kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Many such cases

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i consider myself a heterosexual woman
        i consider you to be a fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea who this is. But I can guarantee that
        >she
        looks distinguishable like a man IRL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >[cosplayer Enji Night] looks distinguishable like a man IRL
          Stick to your androgynous toyboys then, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enji, you are the only cosplayer I care to look at and it's at least 85% because your ass and thighs are of the highest caliber. Thank you for giving me something to jack off to occasionally even though I will never support you financially.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Goose is loose among us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed r pats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody remembers your flicks Shane. When is A Topiary coming out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DJ Qualls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Paul Dano

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Jonah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so shameful for people in Hollywood to admit they visit this place?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because people post cp here almost every night

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here for a long ass time and have almost never seen cp posted except for when el peruano goes on his sprees on spee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah I love you Donald Trump and Texas rattlesnake Steve Austin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s Sneed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello TayTay i love you

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a 9 year old girl?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godddddd I can’t wait to be subverted, everything is so important and good uggggggh I actually still watch and love movies and would lose sleep if I missed out on the cultural conversation product.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry Cinemaphile, I am gonna have to say this.

    YOU are not Ryan Gosling

    YOU will never become Ryan Gosling

    Ryan Gosling will never frick YOU

    If YOU worked out and got surgery to look like Gosling YOU still won't become him

    I am also not Ryan Gosling under the guise of anonymous to discourage YOU

    Leave me alone, Cinemaphile YOU creeps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU are not Ryan Gosling
      >YOU will never become Ryan Gosling
      >Ryan Gosling will never frick YOU
      Shut up. It can happen. We can meet up one day by coincidence at a supermarket or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've known since I was little that I was Ryan Gosling. It's my authentic self.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm telling you, my name is Ryan Gosling and I'm supposed to be famous! Why doesn't anyone believe me?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd watch that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I am also not Ryan Gosling under the guise of anonymous to discourage YOU
      obviously because I am

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it called when you love to flirt with guys, both straight and gay, but are still straight sexually?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A tease who needs to finally come out of the closet and get his butthole blasted

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it called when you're straight, but hate women so much that you have sex with and date men?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      greco-roman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KEK. I've a brazilian friend and he once gave me this cope about Greco-Roman rules to explain why he wasn't guy for fricking other men.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >downloading new personality

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >See interesting thing.
    >Instead of enjoying the moment pull out your phone and ruin it for you and everyone else for fake currency known as Instagram likes
    I have never enjoyed

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they cast two over the hill actors when barbie and ken are supposed to be eternally young and hip? Barbie should be Chloe Grace Moretz and Timothee Chalamet as Ken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chloe is way too fat to play a barbie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chloe Grace Moretz
      You mean Anya Ayy Joy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why did they cast two over the hill actors
      They're more than fine, it was a kino choice.
      >barbie and ken are supposed to be eternally young and hip?
      Kinda agree.
      >Barbie should be Chloe Grace Moretz and Timothee Chalamet as Ken.
      Lol. Lmao even.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If this was the 2000s. It will be Chad Michael Murray and Hilary Duff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbie should be Chloe Grace Moretz
      you mean Ken?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shame Margot Robbie has no breasts no ass no thighs no hips.
    peak kino aesthetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      perfect face and a pussy, enough for me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >big breasts, little feet, that's a hit in any man's league

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am not a creep, I don't care about feet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anon doesn't know about the vomeronasal system

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it looks like an original idea from Hollywood which is rare these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >original
      dude, did you never saw Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE breasts
    BARBIE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those look substantial enough for a modern take on Barbie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      barbie dolls have modest breasts. you're confusing barbie by the toy company matel, with bimbofication fetish porn that compares the girls to barbie.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thought that b***h was naked for a sec

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White people... it's our time again

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I see this opening day and there are more women than men in the kinoplex I'm going to be disappointed.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 6 or 7 I stripped all my sister’s barbies down and raped them on the couch. Then I got really nauseous from licking, kissing and sucking on so much plastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't do that, I just played with them normally except I didn't have a sister and they were just my barbies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played Beanie Baby Police with my brother and our friend which involved chasing down, stripping and punishing her Barbies. The beanie babies were the police in that scenario. She also had a life size barbie, which we also stripped and tied up. Good times

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She also had a life size barbie,
        Frick I hate rich kids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Frick I hate rich kids
          Frick I hate jealous kids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not so rich m8. I think it was an unwanted present from a grandparent. Just a big piece of plastic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I still have one of my own for reasons, seems like at some point the newest ones got a little bit smaller? The originals from the 90s definitely are the biggest and have the hardest plastic though

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i feel that they are going to be the laughing stock the whole movie and the message at the end will be some wokeshit like "stop being so white" or straight up BLM propaganda.
    god, i hate these awful times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. I bet they are “just friends” or something, and ken is played as a sexless beta, and career Barbie gets to have it all.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > front: how americans think they look
    > back: how americans actually look

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the costumes are perfect and reference premade dolls this is gonna be kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow they didn't even get the costume accurate. Frickin' fake Barbie girls I swear...

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual pozzed pc version of the 80s
    oh boy so excited

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >n word
      bazpinga

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lady in the background wearing a skin colored bikini

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if this movie makes 80s California-babe swimsuits even have 1% of a comeback it'll be worth it

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they are hinting the truman show, maybe the plot will be about barbie realizing her world is not real and instead of staying with blonde ken living a lie because it's very likely his character is gay, she runs away with shang chi ken instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The plot is "A doll living in Barbieland is expelled for not being perfect enough and sets off on an adventure in the real world"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Makes me curious of why they wanted amy schumer for the part before getting margot.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why am I so excited for this
    Is this one of those things like my little pony where you pretend a cartoon for 8 year olds is good?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, that lady looks naked.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is a woman in the background have a better body?????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are lots of hot women in California, lots. Getting in movies is about meeting at the barmitsfa or sucking israeli wiener, not about being hot.
      It also helps if you can act a little, but that doesn’t matter that much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh ok, sorry about requesting a to4vblerone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, being in movies is also about being able to act. Even bad Hollywood actresses who get cast mainly for being pretty generally have the basics of the craft down and are better than, say, the average amateur indie theater actor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As a counter aurgument I present Denise Richards as a Bond scientist.
          Now tell me again you need to act

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't seen it. How bad is her acting? I mean, I have seen some really bad amateur indie theater acting and usually even bad Hollywood actors can at last, like, make you temporarily forget that you're watching someone give an acting performance.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >will ferrell
    >america ferrara
    >michael cera
    >kate mckinnon
    What a weird movie, I have no idea what to expect

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one ticket for Ryan Gosling's Barbie, please

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno why a bunch of people are surprised that Gosling got cast as Ken. He's always been great at that "good looking dude who doesn't say much" thing. Which makes him good at playing loner protagonists but I can totally see how it would also make him good at playing a himbo doll.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so fricking fun

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait barbie, you can't leave gator

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that screencap from a week ago about how anon was struggling with how he's going to copy Gosling in the new barbie film because it's so different from all his other recent movies?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amy Shummer version would have been kino
    Cinemaphile sisters we got robbed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick the troony passes better than most of the cis women.
      are brits really this gross?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(thing) happening
    >Literally every moron in the background taking a picture
    I wish this didn't bother me as much as it did it makes me upset every time and it is every time.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is going to be extremely anti-white isn't it?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy obnoxious 90s style clothing designs just might make this a great movie.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm thinking its White Boy Decade

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting to have my doubts about this patch, bros

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it called where you like to have sex with men and cum in their buttholes and you don't feel attracted to women at all but you are still straight sexually?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should've given her a free BBL before filming

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup, that's going to be me when Barbie comes out

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