Boys in the 1980s watched this homo-erotic male power fantasy solely created to sell toys and said "hell yeah".

Boys in the 1980s watched this homo-erotic male power fantasy solely created to sell toys and said "hell yeah".

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i watched this on qubo iirc, late at night. Never thought of homosexuality while watching it, maybe I was too busy admiring the ladies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing gay in it, men never had any sexual relations with other men, the only aspect that can be considered "gay" is the fact that buff men... Existed... Which are just a part of life and something that tends to show up in fantasy shows about strong heroes. That's only "gay" if you yourself are gay

      It's like an anorexic walking into an opera about gay rock climbers and going "UGH THIS PLAY IS FOR FATTIES!" because there's a couple of scenes where the characters are in a cafe or something... You only see it cause that's what's constantly on your mind, everyone else is just being normal about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and you can thank Reagan for that eye opener

        yeah buff dudes dressed in bondage gear and booty shorts is a totally normal thing for kids to want to see

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dude just admit you're a homosexual that sees classic barbarian armor and his peepee enhardens so you think it's a universal expirence
          It's ok it's 2025, you can admit to liking dudes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was normal in the 80's, once again you're projecting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bondage gear and booty shorts
          That's just strongman outfit stuff going back to the 1910s at least.
          This is what homosexuals do. They sexualize something constantly like the perverts they are, then say it's inherently (homo)sexual.
          It's why they have to be gatekept out of everything. They don't just molest and sexually abuse little boys, they molest and sexually abuse hobbies, scenes, and abstract concepts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me? He-Man talks to Man at Arms, he fricking TALKS to him! That means they are fricking by the current rules of entertainment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are bullshitting but that is sport of the current Twitter based rule of things.

          Any time you see two people hanging out, you are required to assume they are fricking. Just any time at all. There is no such thing as friends or acquaintances on screen any longer. All pairs of people are to be assumed fricking, no exceptions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Shipocalypse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, if your cartoon character looks like he could fit into an animated version of The Village People, there's a non-zero chance he could be gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly that weird harness thing he wears, which doesn't seem to have any purpose other than looking like S&M gear. It would honestly be better if he was just shirtless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's mostly that weird harness thing he wears, which doesn't seem to have any purpose other than looking like S&M gear. It would honestly be better if he was just shirtless.

          people didnt know that was gay at the time. Remember, there were people in rural America that had no idea that the lead singer of Judas Priest was gay. Rural brits and americans would play Queen at football games completely unaware that Freddy was gay.

          People were pretty oblivious if you didnt just walk around in drag.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's true, the "hard gay" aesthetic of the 70s gay underground hadn't really permeated out to the mainstream. I'm not even sure that drag would have done it, since drag doesn't seem to have taken on a strictly "gay" connotation until the last decade.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My dude, if you can't see why He-Man got the jokes and Conan didn't, you may be autistic. It's a mix of the campy dialogue and a few design choices that did not age well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was literally made by a bunch of gay men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A blonde beautiful wimpy man in lavender clothing becomes a scantily clad musclebound hunk when he picks up a sword, but can't reveal this secret to his family
        Can't see why anyone would see any homosexualry in that, personally

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, He-man was legitimately popular with gay men and I think you do have to be autistic not to get why and not to get the “He-man is gay” jokes. At the same time, I think that most people who liked the show weren’t gay or anything and you can like the show fine without being gay. Same for She-ra and lesbians.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There was nothing gay in it, men never had any sexual relations with other men, the only aspect that can be considered "gay" is the fact that buff men... Existed... Which are just a part of life and something that tends to show up in fantasy shows about strong heroes. That's only "gay" if you yourself are gay
        meanwhile on Cinemaphile
        >THIS IS FRICKING GAY
        no I don't have a point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP, but He-Man definitely looks like a fruit in comparison to someone like Conan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, He-Man was very well known for looking like a flaming homo. The show may not have been intended as such, but people considered it to look like homoerotic. Just from the top of my head, I can immediately recall two gay he-man parodies, and I never even watched the show:

        And for actual 80s shows that I *watched*, I don't remember any such parodies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I watched it as a kid and going back now I don’t get the homoerotic argument. Is it supposed to be because He-Man has muscles and shows them off? Because that’s not really a straight or gay thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah, I watched it as a kid and going back now I don’t get the homoerotic argument. Is it supposed to be because He-Man has muscles and shows them off? Because that’s not really a straight or gay thing.

        true. You dont see the same argument for old she ra. No one says that show was aimed at lesbians despite them all walking around with their breasts almost out and easy access to their genitals because they are all in skirts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lou Scheimer's daughter had creative control over She-Ra and she was a lesbian. Just saiyan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s totally untrue, people absolutely make “lesbian” jokes about old She-Ra and old She-Ra has a place in lesbian subculture. It’s one reason the whole thing with the reboot wasn’t a surprise.

          I think it might have more to do with the “little girls watch a show about hot and sexy women warriors” thing though. The “sword lesbian” thing and it being baby lesbian media is a whole thing.

          Look there’s just a lot about kids having “hot” same gender toys that were meant to be role models but whoops, if those kids were gay, they thought those toys were hot. It’s been a joke for a very long time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most kids are pretty innocent

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn’t say those feelings went any further than vague little crushes at the time, anything else was only in retrospect.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That’s totally untrue, people absolutely make “lesbian” jokes about old She-Ra and old She-Ra has a place in lesbian subculture.

            yeah, but it probably also has a place in male drag culture as well

            because its a show full of hot women.

            You know who also likes hot people? Little kids. Little kids take note of who the healthy adults are. They notice who has big muscles and a big butt. They are always looking for who the healthy people are or who stands out. And its not really sexual for them. Its survival.

            It just so happens that gay men are very intune with what makes a man strong vs women who won't admit what makes a man strong or desirable.

            Is Jessica Rabbit also a lesbian icon? Because she is a straight male, gay male, and dragqueen icon.

            Also, the last time I put roger rabbit on for my sister's kid, the two girls lit up when she came on screen. To the best of my knowledge they aren't gay. They just pick up instantly that she has an abnormally healthy adult body. My older sister had the same reaction when she was a little kid. Jessica's song is her favorite part of the movie.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit bait bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is it homoerotic??? I have never understood this argument.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coping fatasses will say that admiring powerful physiques makes you gay. Then the gays come along and help them make their point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I admire powerful male physiques because they're bad ass and inspire me to get to that level myself. The people who assume it's sexual must have some sort of sexual attraction to it that they're repressing and projecting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam is sometimes a pink suited page boy haircut fop who disappoints his dad, and sometimes he's a nearly naked, tanned, loincloth wearing Frank Frazetta wet dream.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing gay in it, men never had any sexual relations with other men, the only aspect that can be considered "gay" is the fact that buff men... Existed... Which are just a part of life and something that tends to show up in fantasy shows about strong heroes. That's only "gay" if you yourself are gay

      It's like an anorexic walking into an opera about gay rock climbers and going "UGH THIS PLAY IS FOR FATTIES!" because there's a couple of scenes where the characters are in a cafe or something... You only see it cause that's what's constantly on your mind, everyone else is just being normal about it

      i watched this on qubo iirc, late at night. Never thought of homosexuality while watching it, maybe I was too busy admiring the ladies.

      >Too autistic to understand why normal people sees He-man and think “wow, that’s super gay”
      Sorry bros, if you don’t get the “lol he man gay” joke you’ll never be able to fit in the world, your brain is too autistic to be considered human

      >You will always remember him every time you see He-man.

      >SAPEEEEEE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe gay thoughts don't live in our heads rent free like yours.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >normal people
        Lol no, the gay he-man thing was a product of terminally online nerdsin the 2000s. Part of irreverent Gen x internet culture, not greater pop culture.Millions of kids grew up with he-man and didn’t think it was gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He-man and G.I. Joe were created by mattel/Hasbro as an excuse to sell dolls to boys

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italians did it, it wasn't gay it was based, don't project your homosexual fantasies onto others

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please. If somebody made an honest adaptation of Conan the Barbarian or Frank Frazetta, people here would call it "sexist coomer garbage" or something probably.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The men were half naked and so were the women that's how it used to be, but somehow feminists think only women can be sex objects

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your strawman is full of shit. Frazetta's work is epic and I wish I looked as good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fire and Ice was basically that
      great movie

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You will always remember him every time you see He-man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who is this supposed to be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NO SAPEEEE????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ONIONS UN TROLAAAZOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Con este día debe estar tomando sol

      >ONIONS UN TROLAAAZOOO

      Me gusta el pedazo lalalalalalalala

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I WAS NAMED ADAM PRINCE OF GAYSKULL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Llegó el bigote

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >homo-erotic
    It's full of cutsey rom-com shit with He-man and Teela.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was either that or play with more Cowboys & Indians or army figures. Masters gave kids a wild, brawny space barbarian to fight a motherfricking lich for a huge skull castle that contained the secrets of the universe. In concept, it wasn't far removed from 40K.
    The cartoon came afterward and appended its own distinct stories to the figures, but before that, it was pretty much "empty the toy chest, anything goes" for kids.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it we cannot watch heroic guys beat the shit out of people anymore without gays screeching how that's actually gay fantasy now and everything is gay?

    But I'm sure you will say how whining crying Stephen Universe is 100% straight and typical right? Even the part where he dressed up as Sadie and went on stage to sing, that was totally cishet bullshit propaganda by some straight white male right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is it we cannot watch heroic guys beat the shit out of people anymore without gays screeching how that's actually gay fantasy now and everything is gay?

      internalized homophobia. gay haters went too hard in the 80s and 90s and homos internalized it. Shits so bullshit now that men can't really hug each other without some straight calling them gay and some homosexual writing a gay fanfic about it. Then later men off themselves because they are touch starved.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bought the sword and ran around in pajamas fighting as well. good times.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok bait aside i gotta ask
      who the FRICK ever got insecure because of barbie? i remember as a kid not a single girl cared, we all just liked her cause she had pretty outfits and/or we played pretend with her being all sorts of jobs and shits, that's all kids care about

      i get the feeling that this "WAHH BARBIE IS GONNA MAKE GIRLS INSECURE" shit i 90% adults outrage gayging over absolute nothing, and the rare few girls who did have insecurity problems cause of a doll were most likely already fricked up before that from having parents who instilled in them these ideals and raised them to be emotionally unstable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women who make their money by writing articles about insecurities and how that harms children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's 900% adults projecting their mostly High School generated insecurities onto kids by trying to find some patient zero reason for how it all started. And Barbie also has a wealthy company to sue over it too!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have heard in more than one classroom a teacher tell all the girls in the class "You are never going to be Barbie and that's fine." Yes, this did set a standard in my head "Why aren't you tell us we're never going to be a mutant ninja turtle? Are boys just expected to not be moronic?" And that answer was yes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they're role models to boys. They strive to become them and have fun pretending to be them. Both in physique and morals, and the different personalities help kids relate to which one is most like them. If they can't get there all the way that's fine, the important thing is they're trying
          Can anyone describe what Barbie's personality is?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids absorb shit from everything they consume. Your brain doesn't notice because it becomes part of you and retrospection is a tough job for most. Grown ass homies still fight over who is more masculine and who represents the big-chin alpha male image because they were born in an era where dudes were fricking squares with massive abs.
        >girls are so insecure
        And you homies are not? The fat gay moron was met with absolute vitrol here. Whenever there isn't at least one big dude with the Bruce Timm complex, I've seen Anons lament the extinction of male figures as if man can only find his worth by the size of his quads.
        The issue Anon is the lack of variety. We need some spice. Hourglass shaped bimbos, but also big mommas. Overly muscular guys, and lanky twinks. There's a beauty in self-discovery and we are severely limiting our selves.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are so insecure
          >And you homies are not?
          Anon how the frick do you read this post

          ok bait aside i gotta ask
          who the FRICK ever got insecure because of barbie? i remember as a kid not a single girl cared, we all just liked her cause she had pretty outfits and/or we played pretend with her being all sorts of jobs and shits, that's all kids care about

          i get the feeling that this "WAHH BARBIE IS GONNA MAKE GIRLS INSECURE" shit i 90% adults outrage gayging over absolute nothing, and the rare few girls who did have insecurity problems cause of a doll were most likely already fricked up before that from having parents who instilled in them these ideals and raised them to be emotionally unstable

          and not tell that anon is a woman too? You sound like you're looking for reasons to get upset

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just fricking tired. I skipped my afternoon nap and I am more caffeine than man now.
            Conquering the night doomed us all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fat/ugly women in there thirties, no little girl actually cares about this shit.
        Little girls don't even play with barbies in 2024, boys don't play with toys either, they are all screen zombies from infancy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Little girls don't even play with barbies in 2024, boys don't play with toys either, they are all screen zombies from infancy.

          your sister being a bad mother doesnt mean all kids dont like toys.

          Kids inject toys straight into their veins now. All that fricking worrying in the 80s and 90s about kids seeing too many toy ads and kids now will watch 1 hour of unboxing videos, toy reviews, adults playing with toys, etc on youtube. Kids will play with toys and watch youtube for toys as many hours as parents allow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think burgers take their entertainment very seriously. For example there was a huge scandal in the 90s for talking Barbie saying math was hard, it even got a Simpsons episode, but Usagi hate math and nobody care. Maybe American parents just give up at raising their kids and expect cartoons and toys to do it for them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was feminist grifters and leftoid Simpson writing toeing the line with a terrible plot (with lots of good jokes along the way) that doesn't even sucessfully make the argument

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Usagi can be dumb, she is a character in a show and has to have character traits. Barbie is a blank slate little girls cast themselves onto. She can finally talk and her message is "We're big dumb dumbs, let's make cookies." The truth is that Barbie shouldn't have talked at all. Save that gimmick for GI Joe and those superhero toys with the talking backpacks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She can finally talk and her message is "We're big dumb dumbs, let's make cookies."
            Lies. "Math class is tough" is a banal thing for a school kid to say.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She can finally talk and her message is "We're big dumb dumbs, let's make cookies.

            🙁 sometimes I do feel like a big dumb dumb and jsut want to make cookies

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              At least making cookies is useful. It makes the people around you happy and shows them your skills in domestic affairs.
              Meanwhile knowing a lot about ancient Roman customs or having strong opinions about the IAUs definition of planet? Nobody really cares and they're often just humoring you.
              Dumb-dumb cookie maker makes for a better acquaintance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Barbie was right.
          "Math is hard" is a correct statement if your perspective on learning math is the american public school system. Even the private school systems it's hard.
          The bureaucratic standardised obsessed teacher mills have teachers teach in ways alot of students dont get. one of the memes school kids have thats reoccurred for the past decade now is about Indian guys on youtube teaching it in a way they understand compared to what their teachers doing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's okay for Usagi to be a ditz because she can also pose naked and turn into a literal moon goddess with magical powers that alter reality or beat Goku or something like that. Like, she's an actual reincarnated princess of a magical realm but with amnesia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ~~*Who*~~ could be behind this difference in media messaging?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barbie is just an example they take to highlight a general trend, whenever they mention Barbie it's part of a two-hour rant including perfume ads and the weight loss industry but they still haven't figured out nobody on earth is neither capable or willing to listen to a woman for longer than ten minutes so we just remember the first part.

        It's the same when they complain about their clothes not having pockets, they make it sound like they just want to wear blazers without us thinking they're gay instead of whatever this was an introduction to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, I don't get why women blazers don't have pockets. Seeing my coworkers walk around having to carry their shit by hands or in their bags is ridiculous.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some designer said it gives women a slender, more appealing silhouette

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I feel that there's a way to have that while still having pockets, but designers never cared about practical anyways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If women stopped buying shit without pockets, their clothes would have pockets. But they care about looks more than practically

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who the FRICK ever got insecure because of barbie? i remember as a kid not a single girl cared, we all just liked her cause she had pretty outfits and/or we played pretend with her being all sorts of jobs and shits, that's all kids care about

        anon its angry 30 and 40 year old women coming to grips with accepting that even though they loved barbie as a kid...they will never be or look like barbie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ho the FRICK ever got insecure because of barbie?
        Ugly women, apparently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The criticisms of Barbie from either side of the political spectrum mainly comes from adults making connections that wouldn't have really occurred to the kids that Barbie is meant for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boys and girls play with toys differently. Boys, by and large, will take on the personality of the toy they're playing with to have an accurate depiction of the character. Inversely, girls will commonly cast their personality and interests onto the toy. So while the little boy will put on a voice and learn about the character, there's a barrier between him and the toy. Girls don't have that. They ARE Barbie. If they don't look like Barbie, they are a failure and don't deserve love. It's also why most girl dolls don't have a personality apart from their job. They aren't action figures, they're aspiration figures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Boys and girls play with toys differently. Boys, by and large, will take on the personality of the toy they're playing with to have an accurate depiction of the character. Inversely, girls will commonly cast their personality and interests onto the toy. So while the little boy will put on a voice and learn about the character, there's a barrier between him and the toy. Girls don't have that. They ARE Barbie. If they don't look like Barbie, they are a failure and don't deserve love. It's also why most girl dolls don't have a personality apart from their job. They aren't action figures, they're aspiration figures.

        women were a mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Barbie is for girls why did you guys get so mad that the movie was made for girls and women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it had Ryan Gosling and he's literally me so I had to go and see it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If Barbie is for girls why did you guys get so mad that the movie was made for girls and women

        those guys were probably in the closet. The barbie movie is awesome. Its got hot women. That whole song where they fight on the beach is awesome. Ken gets red pilled and goes back and conquers barbie land.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What kills me about these critiques of Barbie was that she was designed by a (very corrupt financial criminal) yenta who was enraged at seeing little White girls play with baby dolls and admire motherhood.
      Her entire motivation was to destroy motherhood as an admired role.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, it had a fart's impact on the dissolution of maternal values.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. I think it's an somewhat iconic part of the antinatalist movement.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >several generations of teaching girls from infancy that motherhood is failure has zero impact
          Nah. It's impossible for something that big not to have an impact.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i was referring to barbie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don't think the toy that every little girl had and was told to idolize in marketing had any impact on their life choices and goals or personalities in ways that might affect their family starting choices?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >told to idolize in marketing
                no
                >had any impact on their life choices and goals or personalities in ways that might affect their family starting choices
                about as much as he-man made me fight guys in my underwear

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don't think the toy that every little girl had and was told to idolize in marketing had any impact on their life choices and goals or personalities in ways that might affect their family starting choices?

              Doesn't Barbie have figures of her with children?
              I'm not asking rhetorically, I didn't take much interest in girl's toys as a small boy and less now, so my knowledge is circling around null.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                late 80s and 90s, yeah. You can go buy babies for barbie now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Her entire motivation was to destroy motherhood as an admired role.

        so she went to Germany and stole a toy made for adult men to laugh or lust after.

        A doll from a comic who's entire plotline was "men sure are horny, amirite?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can kind of see that in the movie. I'm honestly surprised they kept that scene.

        Barbie ends up purposeless, staring at that same yenta for direction, and she has nothing to give her aside from an actual vegana and an office job.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Barbie ends up purposeless, staring at that same yenta for direction, and she has nothing to give her aside from an actual vegana and an office job.

          it is odd that the movie ended with the Barbie's still being controlling buttholes even after almost losing all power because the Ken's were not equal citizens AND reducing Barbie becoming a real woman to her having a vegana. Are women just their vegana?

          Bicentennial Man had a similar plot in that regard and what made him a real man was the life he had lived and the people he had loved. Why would that not be true for being a woman?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would that not be true for being a woman?
            Because women are materialistic, emotional and impulsive, they don't think ahead or realize the values of a life well lived.

            Except for a few exceptional ones who are known as "good mom"s.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    original poster likes men

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The traveler asked,
    "How gay is He-Man (1983)?"
    >The sage replied,
    "Only as gay as the person watching it."

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go watch your troony brown girl cartoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eww, a yurigay troon.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Y S. OY UN TROLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I-VAN (i got my balls broken over that on fifth grade lol)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow so deep
      now i want to have sex with shapeshifting trucks (arcee gets a pass) and turtles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You jest, but so many women want to frick Starscream and Soundwave.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Family Guy isn't even as intelligent as South Park

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually more so. The former is parody for parody sake, the later is college kids soap box that thinks it makes a point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          South Park is midwit but it does make clumsy attempts to think things out. Family Guy just smugs. It is absolutely taking itself seriously at times.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Look at its creator and his actions over the last 20 years. Seth needs a Will Smith moment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seth is such a wienersucker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow Family Guy is absolutely right, He-Man made me gay.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We wanted to look like it not at it. can't even make goddamn eye contact these days. FFS.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hating shows with masculine values and good morals is israeli subversion

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > homo-erotic
    I think you were seeing what you wanted to see, homozoom…

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD
    DO I TRY

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Boys in the 1980s watched this homo-erotic male power fantasy solely created to sell toys and said "hell yeah".
    Yes, and?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the latin american fandom of Saint Seiya still in denial about how homoerotic that show is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I remember people insisting that the tiny bit of "SJW" stuff in He-Man Revelation would insure Latin America would never tune in again, and last season of the show had no trouble hitting "Top 10 shows" throughout Latin America. I'm starting to think Latin Americans are just better at saying "Well I don't like EVERY part of the show, but it still has lots of things I like so I'm happy."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So many internet South Americans are the most, terminally online complainers out anything. Normal South Americans are shameless media junkies and just watch almost anything thats new. It might not get a pop culture footprint, but they'll check it out if it's on the front page of Netflix.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      opening song fricking jams

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You bet, b***h

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I preferred She-ra

    Bravestarr too.

    But the anime shows had blood and guts and breasts so american shows with the moral at the end were kinda cringe, even when I was 10

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason people think heman is gay is because the silly haircut and internet memes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The little comics that came with the toys were very good. I remember being disappointed with the cartoon since it was nothing like the comics

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's portrayed as a tragedy that the Great Leader wasn't appreciated by the Dumb Masses who don't know what's good for them. The only leavening to the hero-worship for Lisa is the joke about her blithly spending other people's money to flatter her own beliefs.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That actually would’ve fit with most Simpsons episodes at the time. Your scenario, for instance, reminds me of Homer’s brother Herb disavowing his brother.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I had muscles like that, I'd wear as little clothing as I possibly could in public as well. Most people would.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should do a stealth sequel series set in the far future, where Skeletor is just a reference in a history book and nothing is even named the same, then the main character gets his hands on some antique sword and he's like "I... I know this. By... by the wisdom of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!" and make it like neo-tokyo-esque and the world is horrible and it's basically a samurai jack future with one guy who has this link to ancient magic and he seeks to change the world, but not against singular evil supervillains, instead it's a monstrous cybertech corporation making the future-y equivalents to the goofy villain characters. A guy with a big cybernetic jaw named "motormouth", so on.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >created to sell toys and said "hell yeah".

    well yes.

    The thing with selling toys is that someone put forth effort to figure out what kids like and give it to them, and give it to them well enough they will want to spend money.

    So in that way it is more respectful of kids than creator driven cartoons.

    A lot of creator driven cartoons are just some stuff the creative team like. Half the time its just dumb luck that kids like it. The orginal nicktoons line up? just dumb luck that any of it was enjoyable. It was just stuff the creators wanted to make. Some stuff knocked it out of the park like Ren and Stimpy and Rugrats. Other stuff like Doug mostly waffled.

    People can dunk on toy cartoons all the want, but the intention is still pretty respectful of children. Because you have to start with the basic idea of "what do kids like? What will they love enough to buy? What kind of characters do they like, that we can give them, and they want to buy?"

    Something like Doug or now, nushera, I don't think anyone ever asked "what do kids like? Will kids like this?" No, they, the creative team liked it and they just made it.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    80's cartoons were all ugly and boring.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been a huge fan of sword and sorcery, tbh.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP I think you're just a closet homosexual. I don't recall any homoerotic hints in He-Man at all.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine picking He-Man to make this point when you could've used Bow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More people remember He-Man.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a time in the 2000s where lot of edgy teens were claiming 300 was the best and most badass movie ever. Homoerotic undertones are irrelevant, male kids love seeing men doing manly stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing manlier that domming another man in the bedroom, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

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