I'm going to guess about a centimeter layer of oil to get a proper crust. And germans don't eat schnitzels every day.
That being said germans are also disgusting fat ugly people so who cares.
2 years ago
Anonymous
When I do my schnitzels I shallow fry it in vegetable oil at first, then after I flip them I add butter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean nobody thinks schnitzels are a healthy food per se, so it doesn't really matter all that much. If you have a healthy, balanced diet it doesn't have that big of an impact.
I wonder if Americans get educated as kids on proper diet balance? In my country we had posters like this on the walls of our classrooms that basically just explain what food groups you need to balance out in order to stay healthy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We had (still have maybe?) the food pyramid when I was a kid. But it doesn't mean jack shit when high fructose corn syrup is injected into everything.
She's somehow surprising not as fat as I'd expect from someone consuming a fat man's daily intake just for breakfast. I'd have thought she'd be boogie sized
what annoys me the most is McDonalds food isn't even food. It's just frozen chemicals made in China and shipped across the Pacific assembled into shapes and served to fat mutts.
At least gorge yourself on some actual food if you wanna eat unhealthy.
Tonight in Texas I bought about ten salads so she called over a manager to approve the transaction. It was the most American thing that's ever happened to me.
Breakfast is a shit meal especially in america. Mmm. Eggs and sugar bread! If you get excited for that shit you are mentally a child or physically obese.
Im having mostly meal replacement protein shake with added hemp powder and whey protein. Then some fruit later. Stopped drinking as well. Honestly get into blending smoothies for breakfast. Then have like one small meal later in the day.
Why are Americans such consoomers? I am literally eating different kinds of stew. Pea stew, chilli con carne, kale. 400 gramms (1 plate) has about 300-400 kcal.
That's 2 meals usually, then I eat 2 sandwiches with vegetables as snacks and go to around 1800 kcal daily intake.
You don't have to torture yourself or throw money at some stupid company if you just inform yourself about what you can eat and what not.
They have no portion control I think. Tell an american to drink more water and he will suddenly drink 4 litres of water a day. Tell him bagels are okay as breakfast and he'll eat 5.
But it probably also has to do with lack of government regulation on food production.
Yes if you're dehydrating yourself through exercise. Otherwise no. 2-3 litres is enough unless you're overweight. But you can easily get that if you drink a glass of water whenever you're thirsty throughout the day. No need to force yourself.
>lack of government regulation
Anon try and produce something with real natural ingredients in a traditional manner and find out how little government regulation there is. It's literally illegal to make cheese on a wooden board. America has more laws and licenses than any country on Earth and they should have just paid the tax on the fricking tea
And yet corporations can spray your food with cancerchems in the fields, and cram more cancerchems in when they make the ingredients into food, and wrap them in packaging full of cancerchems. Your meat is produced in such filthy conditions they irradiate it and wash it with pool cleaner so you don't die of dysentery like you're on the fricking Oregon Trail. Processed corn goo is in literally everything, and your bread has so much sugar in it that it's legally considered to be cake in civilized countries.
Maybe there are a lot of regulations that prevent sane, rational, safe food production with traditional methods, but you can bet those only came about because of lobbying by agrifood conglomorates after a lack of regulation allowed them to run everyone else out of business in the first place.
Because they dont want to turn their population into human blobs, so even when McDonalds want to sell their shit here, they need to put real meat on their burgers unlike in USA.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So I guess we're on the same page. With government regulation I meant actual government regulation not corrupt lobbyist favouritism.
Remember to eat as locally or as self grown as possible to avoid the chemical garbage that makes you even fatter. Your body stores up all that corn syrup and soibean oil because it doesn't know how to properly utilize for energy.
live life to its fullest
why did he do it?
all those carbs and that disgusting looking omlette. no wonder ameribros are all obese
Dennys is indeed disgusting
THE. FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST.
Good ol' Jazz thread.
Why do Americans put butter on pancakes? I tried it once and I don't understand the difference
it goes with the syrup
Because the pancakes that contain butter and were cooked in butter somehow don't have enough butter
>Why do Americans put butter on pancakes?
They put butter in coffee too. They're 'tards.
Damn I miss US food sometimes
It's a flavor conduit you fool, same reason you'd butter your toast.
>flavor conduit
>Amerisharts can't transfer food into their mouths unless it's swimming in butter
lel, heart attacks are like a national sport to you.
You'd be surprised how much butter and oil they use to fry schnitzels.
I'm going to guess about a centimeter layer of oil to get a proper crust. And germans don't eat schnitzels every day.
That being said germans are also disgusting fat ugly people so who cares.
When I do my schnitzels I shallow fry it in vegetable oil at first, then after I flip them I add butter.
I mean nobody thinks schnitzels are a healthy food per se, so it doesn't really matter all that much. If you have a healthy, balanced diet it doesn't have that big of an impact.
I wonder if Americans get educated as kids on proper diet balance? In my country we had posters like this on the walls of our classrooms that basically just explain what food groups you need to balance out in order to stay healthy.
We had (still have maybe?) the food pyramid when I was a kid. But it doesn't mean jack shit when high fructose corn syrup is injected into everything.
>truckload of white flour
What kind of moronic food pyramid is that.
>lel, heart attacks are like a national sport to you.
Just like poverty is a national sport for you.
I'm not American and put butter on pancakes because it tastes good. Same for bread and English muffins.
Whoa this guy puts butter on bread! Someone alert the media!
I've seen people on here questioning putting butter on bread before saying that it's unnecessary.
Those gays probably use olive oil instead, ignore anyone who doesn't use butter for they are unworthy.
It's probably good though. Might try is next time I get a good loaf of bread.
She's somehow surprising not as fat as I'd expect from someone consuming a fat man's daily intake just for breakfast. I'd have thought she'd be boogie sized
>not as fat as I'd expect
HOLY BOOBA
>booba
You need XX chromosomes to have booba.
No, you literally don't.
XY have pecs, XX can have booba.
You're either a fatso or a tr00n, you need to kys asap in both cases.
That's probably because he is a man and all the extra fat is going to his man breasts.
>she
>she
Stop enabling this mental illness.
OK, Jared whatever you say
the funny thing about jazz is that she passes as a fat woman
she would probably be hot as shit if she were skinny
youre gay if you wouldnt
>I do experience fat shaming from my family
clearly not enough
what annoys me the most is McDonalds food isn't even food. It's just frozen chemicals made in China and shipped across the Pacific assembled into shapes and served to fat mutts.
At least gorge yourself on some actual food if you wanna eat unhealthy.
Holy shit those booba. Maybe his reason for becoming a sphere is that having huge breasts makes him feel more like a woman.
>when they put too much ketchup on your whopper
its all bra and padding his actual breasts are really fricking deformed and you can see them when hes in hospital transport
>you can see them
Please show me, I need to stop wanting to have sex with a fat israeli man.
i dont have the video but its where hes getting taken into the car after surgery
Hash browns are dogshit, literally the stupidest food ever made.
Try sweet potato ones
He's the post op Nic Avocado
Food maked the sad go away
America has a lot of fat people, but also has the most fit people.
lots of calories go to both categories
Tonight in Texas I bought about ten salads so she called over a manager to approve the transaction. It was the most American thing that's ever happened to me.
they put you on a watchlist
Breakfast is a shit meal especially in america. Mmm. Eggs and sugar bread! If you get excited for that shit you are mentally a child or physically obese.
don't shit talk eggs homosexual
Learn to enjoy life once in a while, Black person
I want a big old fashion diner breakfast so bad
I'm on a diet and lost 20 pounds and frick I would love to tear into that SHIT
Probably the only realistic thing in American movies.
Bros I found out I was 214 at the doctor recently and he said I had to lose 34lbs to get a normal BMI. I've lost 7lbs over the last 2 weeks.
Im having mostly meal replacement protein shake with added hemp powder and whey protein. Then some fruit later. Stopped drinking as well. Honestly get into blending smoothies for breakfast. Then have like one small meal later in the day.
Why are Americans such consoomers? I am literally eating different kinds of stew. Pea stew, chilli con carne, kale. 400 gramms (1 plate) has about 300-400 kcal.
That's 2 meals usually, then I eat 2 sandwiches with vegetables as snacks and go to around 1800 kcal daily intake.
You don't have to torture yourself or throw money at some stupid company if you just inform yourself about what you can eat and what not.
They have no portion control I think. Tell an american to drink more water and he will suddenly drink 4 litres of water a day. Tell him bagels are okay as breakfast and he'll eat 5.
But it probably also has to do with lack of government regulation on food production.
>he will suddenly drink 4 litres of water a day
a gallon is about how much you're supposed to drink per day, yeah. especially if you exercise.
Yes if you're dehydrating yourself through exercise. Otherwise no. 2-3 litres is enough unless you're overweight. But you can easily get that if you drink a glass of water whenever you're thirsty throughout the day. No need to force yourself.
i love how when i visit the american isle everything has a new label with the correct ingredients because they blatantly lie
Food corpos have free reign over there it seems
>lack of government regulation
Anon try and produce something with real natural ingredients in a traditional manner and find out how little government regulation there is. It's literally illegal to make cheese on a wooden board. America has more laws and licenses than any country on Earth and they should have just paid the tax on the fricking tea
And yet corporations can spray your food with cancerchems in the fields, and cram more cancerchems in when they make the ingredients into food, and wrap them in packaging full of cancerchems. Your meat is produced in such filthy conditions they irradiate it and wash it with pool cleaner so you don't die of dysentery like you're on the fricking Oregon Trail. Processed corn goo is in literally everything, and your bread has so much sugar in it that it's legally considered to be cake in civilized countries.
Maybe there are a lot of regulations that prevent sane, rational, safe food production with traditional methods, but you can bet those only came about because of lobbying by agrifood conglomorates after a lack of regulation allowed them to run everyone else out of business in the first place.
EU is way stricter on food additives than the US.
Because they dont want to turn their population into human blobs, so even when McDonalds want to sell their shit here, they need to put real meat on their burgers unlike in USA.
So I guess we're on the same page. With government regulation I meant actual government regulation not corrupt lobbyist favouritism.
>go to around 1800 kcal daily intake.
How do you enjoy your 5'4 life?
And you're gonna keep that up forever? Because that's what it takes to actually keep the weight off, losing it is the easy part.
what it takes is not overeating like a moronic pig
>I've lost 7lbs over the last 2 weeks.
not bad, keep it up.
>Bros I found out I was 214 at the doctor recently and he said I had to lose 34lbs to get a normal BMI
>imagine being 5'9
>214lbs
>had to lose 34lbs to get a normal BMI
What is your height?
gotta eat big to get big
Then they barely touch the food and leave.
>10, 16” pies
>$122.50, plus tip
>21 people, 8 adults 13 kids
was it a good deal?
Adjusted for inflation, each of those pizzas costs around $27. I would NOT spend that much for basic pizzas with one topping or cheese.
You'd think they would get a bulk deal.
>27 dollar00s for a frickin pizza
The absolute state of the US of A
heh, i didnt realize pescis character disguised himself as a cop to scope out the house before robbing it
Do Americans really have police in their homes watching them pack for vacation?
Do non-americans even have homes?
id demolish that in 40 seconds
>no sausage gravy ont he potatoes
>no butter on toast
the frick is wrong with you
it should be filled with mushrooms and peppers
Leave food on the table and don't touch it because it messes up the continuity of the scene.
They only take one bite then run out the door with their coffee mug anyway.
Amerilarders need 25.000 kcal per meal or they cant stay fat and pathetic like a true american.
Meanwhile your bumfrick nowhere important village gets 25.000 kcal per month airdropped by UN.
The seeth is real
Kys mutt amerilardo
Smaller portions for you this month, Pablo Semir Zweißter.
>Amerisharters believe they're a first world country
You lost to desert goat frickers, dont make us laff pls.
>Hey you guys wanna stop fricking goats and develop your country?
>no?
>wtf are we doing here?
I dont think we were ever going to win
>hey give us control of your oil fields or we're going to keep blasting your capitol with mini nukes
>hmm no thanks
Remember to eat as locally or as self grown as possible to avoid the chemical garbage that makes you even fatter. Your body stores up all that corn syrup and soibean oil because it doesn't know how to properly utilize for energy.
Over eating is comfy
>t.fat
Yes
>All american fatso thinks like this
Thank god im not born in that shithole country.
>you have deep psychological issues so I'm going to send you to psychotherapy
>make this thread
>post image that's not 4000 calories of food
Why are you like this.
That’s maybe 8-900
It's the most important meal of the day. Be sure to eat your sugary goyslop every 3 hours plus snacks or you'll go into starvation mode.
lush