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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Her favourite human
    >White man

    Pick one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no u
      lmao pathetic
      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pick one

      pic related, sweaty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish we could go back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >open up Cinemaphile thread on the TV board
      >first post is some moronic bait bullshit
      Doesn't anyone get tired of this? Zoomers are so fricking annoying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I choose.... your death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the Big Whale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the rest arent human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White boy summer nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thicc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he cant stop winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My kind of woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa mama

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the mad lad goes after married women too, absolut chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brendan took the architectpill
        based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chitinous forelimbs typed this post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick you i spat my drink out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Envious seeting mutt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro..u realize she hated kissing the nig in stranger things?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, hence the "human" part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nigcel COPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jealous much, Black??? kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      top tier bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >First post

      Amazing. Just amazing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brendan gets compliment from 20 year old
    >this is news
    frick off you dumb homosexual no one cares

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her favourite type of human is the white kind
    redheads are redeemed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we daywalkers may not have souls but we still have SOVL lolvdwyy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brendan's back, baby.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, If he can pull up so can I

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUSTice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      raindrops keep falling on my head ...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if he actually lost more weight and worked out again he'd look great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks fine. He looks happy. That's all that matters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      old pictures

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Chis Meloni but with a normal forehead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nothing normal about this bald fat frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that stance...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he's dominating the floorspace
              what a chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This would've been a perfectly acceptable JUSTED Brendan edit like 6 years ago. Life is crueller than fantasy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those pics are from last year, they keep using them because it's the worst he's ever looked. He looks better now.
        This year he's doing the lead in a character-driven Aronofsky movie, a capeshit main villain and a Scorsese movie.
        Brendan's coming back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's morphed into Peter Lorre.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Blood Meridian inevitable adaptation will save his career

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Judge Brendan would be a godsend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a thyroid problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if this happened to him, imagine what it will do to all of you hhahaha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not so bad. As your looks fade your standards do as well (but by that time you should have found someone anyway). I was a chad and had women throwing themselves at me and I miss being randomly hit on and it was a blow to my ego the first time a younger coworker got attention from a decent-looking girl (but I was older than both of them so it goes). I had a final run with a 20-year-old bartender and tried Tinder for a few months (fricking fish in a barrel) but settled down. FYI: just before I deleted it I set the age to 35+ to see what would happen and every swipe was a match (so maybe try that if you have trouble). Anyway, getting old is natural and it happens before you know it. If you're in your youth just remember you won't ever look as good again as you do right now and just go for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these's are from 2019 when his alimony ended

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I SEE THE CRYSTAL RAINDROPS FALL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so happy, alone on the streets?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1) why wouldnt he be happy
        2) if you were smart, you would be happy too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no more alimony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found out his prostitute ex wife got cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches still remember what peak Brendan looked like and they all want his Chad sperm.

      yeah im thinkin brendan is our guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a Meatcanyon cartoon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His smile and hair: restored

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LETS GO BRENDAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We're all gonna make it bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We might make it after all bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brendan is back.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love Paget Brewster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Paget's a gem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah... I'm thinkin he's back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vindicated

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    human kek, not a man.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep using that photo of him... surely that was just a bad time in his life and his hairplugs are grown in and now there's better photos right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He unfortunately holds a lot of his weight around his face and neck, makes his already huge head look bigger. Until he drops back to <170 lbs he'll look like dogshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I don't think so. He can barely work out because of his back problems and I think he likes food too much

        Brendan just needs to go keto, do intermittent fasting, and download MyFitnessPal app to count calories.
        He can eat as much chicken, eggs, cheese as he wants basically if he does that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for him because he looks like a Captain Planet villain.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches still remember what peak Brendan looked like and they all want his Chad sperm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mummy was so kino, both peak Weisz and Brendan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he gets back in shape he'd just be the mature version of that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he can do it. The problem is that just when he got clear of his money-grubbing life-destroying prostitute of an ex-wife AND got past the homosexual-rapist-protecting Hollywood blacklist he got stuck with... the first movie role he got offered was by a israelite who told him to get even fatter for the role. He needed the opposite.

        But once he gets away from israelites that are still trying to frick him over, he'll make it. I believe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don't think so. He can barely work out because of his back problems and I think he likes food too much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just die in a fire, roastie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think brendy needs to embrace the JUST and become a character actor for washed up drunks and characters that have lost control of their lives. Might be pretty kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the original is just as sad of an image

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was good in the 2018 mini-series "Trust", which if you haven't seen it, you really ought to as it's really good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot of aging that goes alongside a bad lifestyle and stress that can't be undone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's not gonna get back into true Chad shape. I think stress, back problems, and overall traumas from being molested and raped by execs are gonna mitigate that. But I think he'll at least be able to drop the weight and look healthier once he's gotten more comfortable with the camera again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >traumas from being molested and raped by execs
          huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino movie, i remember when i watched in a cinema with my parents, feels like a lifetime ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I was in great shape once too, at least I just turned into a skeleton instead of getting fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Still remember
      Lol that b***h wasn't even born yet when that movie came out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone has seen The Mummy, dummy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gigantic millennial cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, he was a top tier male

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's up there with Cillian Murphy and Bobby from Twin Peaks and that French guy
      100% straight but I'm just saying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >100% straight but I'm just saying
        If you have a go-to list of men you consider attractive (not to even mention that it includes an early 90s bad boy) you aren't straight. Also, if you consider "straight" (the very idea of which is no deviation) something that's a percentage--you aren't straight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >simply acknowledge fairly objective fact that certain men are attractive
        >feel compelled to call out that you are """"100% straight for realsies"
        You might be really really gay, anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Darren Aaronovsky

    wow and I was almost interested for a second

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Faaaaaggggggooooooottttttt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Requiem for a Dream is great. I don't much care for his other work. I'll give this is a chance.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stars in a DC comics show
    >life becomes great
    Brendan is the anti-Ezra

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UNJUSTED

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a misquote. She actually said:
    >"Brendan Fraser is...my favorite ham planet."

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked her , didn't he

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks that she's doing well in ST. i was hoping she would get fired and have to start an onlyfans

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interestingly her character has a nude scene in the script for this, riding her boyfriend in a sex scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When’s the release date?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally 10/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this actually Sadie.

        Please say yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, Larson Thompson

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Entire cast of Stranger Things BTFO

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I sense a May-December romance about to bloom?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based brandino grabbing some lolli back from

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he needs a personal trainer, to get back on shape, also extra testosterone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >also extra testosterone
      Nothing the feel of a red headed crotch can't fix

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's your favorite Brendan role? Mine is in third season of Affair. He was insanely kino and it was overlooked on this board.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So he's the whale?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'd look great if he got to low bodyfat again, but easier said than done.

  22. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    A young attractive woman couldn't say that about me without me thinking she wants to frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that is why you lose.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what grooming looks like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Acting in a movie together?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Brennaissance continues.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brendan as The Whale

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on brandon and his story?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Divorced. Got fricked by a judge with massive alimony that bankrupted him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Triple-whammy of:
      (1) getting severely injured doing his own stunts, leaving him unable to do anything physically intensive (including working out);
      (2) producer tried to buttfrick him, he refused and squealed so Hollywood blacklisted him; and
      (3) wife divorced him and got a huge alimony despite Brendan not having many acting gigs to keep the income.
      One of the most brutal high-profile instances of incredibly shitty things happening to someone who is by all accounts a profoundly nice guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        My boy Brandon deserved better than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All women are fricking prostitutes who will backstab you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Handsome, great shape, Hollywood darling, was making bank.
      Got molested and potentially raped by an unnamed executive and the trauma left him an incoherent stammering wreck for years.
      Completely fricked him mentally. Wife divorces him for whatever reason you want to assume since she never went public about it. Took every dime she could from him via child support and alimony for over a decade.
      Left him overweight, panicked, and a pale shut-in. He's gotten back into acting after the alimony period finally ended and has been doing very good now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good actor that got raped by a holywood israelite, and lost all his money to his wife after divorce.
      doesn't help that he was doing his own stunts (he almost died in the hanging scene at the start of The Mummy) and his body is damaged.

      He never said anything and suffered in silence for years, got fat. Everyone was making fun of him.
      He started acting again, and in a talk show about a recent movie he had tears in his eyes, people made fun of him again because of how broken he looked like. Turned out his mother died just the day before.
      He didn't deserve any of this and I hope he gets better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i hope brendan has a good future. he should quit acting and start a self-improvement phase. Get fit, clean, and become a novelist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >qrd on brandon and his story?

      After arriving in Los Angeles, Fraser met actress Afton Smith while attending a barbecue at Winona Ryder's house on July 4, 1993.[10] They married on September 27, 1998, and had three sons: Griffin Arthur Fraser (born 2002),[43] Holden Fletcher Fraser (born 2004), and Leland Francis Fraser (born 2006). After their home in Beverly Hills, California sold in April 2007 for $3 million,[44] Fraser's publicist announced in December 2007 that the couple decided to divorce.[45][46] Fraser was ordered to pay a monthly alimony sum of $50,000 for a period of 10 years or until remarriage of Afton, whichever occurred first, in addition to the $25,000 monthly payment for child support, ending in January 2019.[47] In early 2013, Fraser petitioned the courts for a reduction of his alimony and child support payments, asserting that he was unable to meet the annual obligation of $900,000; Smith accused Fraser of hiding financial assets.[48]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If she didn't have a job, and needed $900k from him per year to raise the kids, why wouldn't the court just give him custody?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Winona introduces Brendan to his first wife and now Winona introduces Brendan to Sadie………coincidence?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do they have sex scenes in this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      VERY unlikely. He's playing a 600 pound gay man and she's playing his daughter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she was playing some girl who came to his home to help him?

        and did know he was playing some guy character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I read the play. There are four characters, maybe five
          The main character, 600 pound gay shut-in, still mourning his lover's death.
          His teenage daughter he's trying to reconnect to.
          His caretaker/social worker
          Door to door teenage Mormon missionary he befriends.
          *Maybe* his ex-wife/daughter's mother, but I don't remember if she's actually a character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well they do often change and add in new things like characters and scenes when they move one media format onto another

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but I still think it's most likely she's playing his daughter and they didn't heterowash the character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well that's not what I was going on about more like maybe adding in a love interest or a guy she finds attractive and are seen having sex for Sadie's character or something along those lines

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her character does have something of an attractive between her and the missionary, played by Ty Simpkins, but I don't think they actually have sex.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sure about that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's going on with that dog?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this image is white supremacy
      delet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SHES GOING TO BURN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to preserve my redhead genes with her help.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's this coming out, anyway? Filming was completed April 2021. I thought it would be out in time for last Oscar season- cause it's contained in few locations without need for much post work. With Darren Aronofsky and Brendan's renewed popularity, it shouldn't have any trouble finding distribution.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This red b***h needs to show leg hair and armpit hair as soon as possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actress compliments the movie she's starring in
    no way

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sadie Sink
    >Brendan Fraser
    Cinemaphile power couple right there.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im thinkin' he's back

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meme's aside I'm genuinely super fricking glad he's got his shit in order and back to acting full time. Brendan was my fricking childhood hero man.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S BRENAISSANCE TIME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He that is unjust, let him be unjust still:

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but have any of you seen Jet Li recently?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jet Li is way older than most people would assume. He used wigs and was very fit so he got away with playing "middle aged" characters way longer. after he retired he stopped giving a shit and who can blame him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's only like 5 years older than Fraiser.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hm. after some digging I conclude that they both hit the wall around 2010. Li still looked like pic related at 45 in 2008. and Fraser still looked great in his GI Joe cameo in 2009, but the divorce happened and at the same time Li let himself go or maybe the hypothyroidism caught up to him finally. they both went from looking younger than their age to looking older than their age in the same decade. interesting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that homie hit the great wall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kekkity kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmaooo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        U aight white boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he have cancer though?
      Also the homie's almost 60.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the cancer is an OK excuse. But absent that, being 60 is not an excuse for looking 80.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, most people start showing their ago around 60. Even in Hollywood it is exceptionally rare for someone to age the way Tom Cruise has, and I'm certain he's received a lot of surgery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the picture is legit what the

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally what teh frick happened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's sick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He ain't looking great nowadays but that pic is already a few years old and not the most accurate rendition now. This one is from last year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not bad, just missing hair really

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not in his nose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So it's true for asian men too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and the secret with blacks is that they look like they're 30 when they're 12 and only pay attention to celebrities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would still kick the shit out of 99.8% of Cinemaphile posters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadie Enword

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf im with brendan now????

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He still looks kinda cute tbh. He just needs to get <20% bodyfat and he might be nearer to his top form than you'd think. I think he's still got it tbh

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always rooted for Brendan. All of us real guys always did.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's so cute 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heckin' adorable.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does he play the whale?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brendan Fraser was born to star the Whale

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SADIE SINK HAIRY ASS HOLE

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would anyone happen to have a link to a JUST video from a few years ago? It had this song in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmXiS0EDgg

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did her Sink the pink?

    if so, good for him!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking need my tongue in this b***h's red hairy pussy and ass
    i'd even eat her shit

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Brendanaissance is real. Unfathomably unjusted.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry her

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is indeed a god

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Whale
    >Brendon Fraser

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brendan never deserved any of the terrible shit that happened to him. Very glad people still love him

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, Sadie is seriously sexy, like the Beatles song.

    Wow. What a nice face. And that red color she has. Yum.

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