her first movie made 1 billion in 2019 because she was teased at the end of Avengers Infinity War
now people don't care about the MCU + she's the most hated actor in the MCU
after this humiliation you won't see her again the MCU
Brie Larson humiliated, lowest opening for MCU
I don't think she cares as much as you do.
A few flops could destroy her career
If anon spends 1 hour per week caring and she cares less then she is shit at her job.
>thinking that anon's every waking hour is spent seething over an unlikeable actress just because he shows up to mock said actress at an opportune time
Woke projection is real.
>implying there aren't people who fit this description
I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a single person on this planet of 8 billion that fits that description. She's mildly unlikeable, but she's hardly the worst offender in any regard. Even channels that mock her will only bring her up when there's some news. Which isn't often lately. As that other anon said, if she cares about her career less than them, she deserves failure.
There are plenty of blue hairs who like to imagine that their opponents are just as nuts as they are and love attacking strawmen, though.
>I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a single person on this planet of 8 billion that fits that description
you haven't lurked enough, brieschizo is a thing
Oh but she does
She probably cares a lot about her other projects but it seems like she already knows the Marvels won't do well, considering her "does anyone want to me do it again" comment.
At this point she knows it's not a popular series.
Probably a reason why that shit STUNK.
>I'm pretty sure she doesn't care about her career
Oh, it shows.
Anons post on here to kill t mins or so here and there. Quantitatively Brie probably spends MORE time looking at this irl.
at least she has pretty feet
We wish, only her face looks good
She had the best body in the movie
She has to contort her body in extreme ways just to flex some butt muscles to make it look like she has an ass. She doesn't though.
Looks fine to me
>white pants + down lighting + lordosis
and still nothing jesus christ
Have you seen the average woman in movies nowadays? Hire more nothings like that and things might actually improve
>lordosis
Regardless of your thoughts on her, I've never seen an actress with better posture
>this
>"good posture"
It's true, I've seen normies point it out too
>lordosis
Do you even know what that is?
>down lighting
You mean the natural direction that most light sources project in, you literal retard?
Just looking at her makes me want to challenge her to Kung Fu fight
She has a perfectly adequate, European style butt. Reminds me of Sanna Marin’s butt.
She has no ass at all
.
Hank hill ass Jesus fuck
Brie has a cute jiggly little ass. I'd post it but I don't feel like the ban at the moment.
It's like saying she has the best body in the supermarket. Have you seen the other shades of shit abominations in that film?
my supermarket regularly has hotties in it tho
dat boob window tho
She looks like she was built by committee with 0 budget.
Very clever, anon, hope (You)'re proud of that one.
It looks decent until you remember under that spandex she has Gollum legs and feet.
I read somewhere her hobby is deep diving. Wouldn't that cause the feet to end up fucked up like that?
>deep throating
you read that wrong. I like her new nose tho.
She has some great work-out videos
Sorry Ireland but we COLONIZER now
Dat ass(ish).
She's gonna be a hell of a sight in her 40's
>Dat ass(ish).
Not even 2 dimensional space is as flat as that ass!!!FACT!!!
>one of the wealthiest most empowered women in the world
>still gets her ass out for validation from incels
looks like your average 40 year old vegan roastie
Not even remotely true.
Lol, the other two were like ushers next to her. Either a deliberate choice by the director or she accidentally had better costuming.
how is the paki supposed to be a muslim if she doesn't wear the veil or dress modestly??
she's an american "moderate" muslim, which means she eats pork and sucks dick. the hardcore mudslimes that act like they still live in buttfuckistan live more in the midwest where you don't normally see them.
WHERE'S THE ASS?
Friendly reminder cheese Larson was literally mindbroken by Cinemaphile anons calling her flatassed (she is, and disgusting to boot)
I'm not a trannylover, I don't care about silicones
those are as real as it gets
nice try brie
what is it with bitchy cunts who act like they are above being a whore, making videos of themselves like these? what gives?
She is indeed above?
you answered your own question. women have to show off how well their bodies are because it nets them attention. same reason whores dress very scantily.
Multiverse side plot where it is revealed she is baws female Gollum confirmed??
No way these are brie's legs.
Was her dad a clown?
if i was a footfag id prolly be into then tbh
wut?
they're fixed now
Spoiler that shit
Jesús, that tailor's bunion
that's not a human being, that's a fucking draugr from skyrim
That was after the first captain marvel and she broke a bunch of her toes in reshoots then waited to get them fixed after the red carpet
it looks like she did some permanent damage according to this pic
I started the brie fungus toes posting. Feels good
>at least she has pretty feet
>singlehandedly destroys Disney
Apologize
Literally thousands of people are going to suffer because Brie refuses to apologize
>I'm putting together a team
All she need is to make a Brie and Zegler movie in a Star Wars universe and will easily create the lowest rated movie in Disney history
>the power to destroy Capeshit in the palm of my hand…
THANK YOU BRIE
Perhaps, I treated you too harshly.
I believe you're thinking of a thing called zendaya or something
Lick lick LICK Miss Brie's sweaty chest and neck!
>singlehandedly destroys Disney
rian did it first
Rian did nothing that Kennedy didn't approve
and brie did nothing that disney didn't approve either
what destroyed the company was their insisting that rian and brie were doing right and they stood by them, while the public felt the opposite was true.
For all I know, Disney instructed Brie in being Brie, or at least that's what the Drinker thinks.
thank you baby. I'm sorry. I love you.
how's about tonight I let you footfuck me? Would that cheer you up?
Based Brie making an embarrassment out of the mouse on their 100th birthday
Is it actually their 100th birthday too?
Pfff hahahahah what a bunch of scrubs
G-gomen, Envy-sama
When is he going to get down on one knee and make an honest woman out of her?
Does Rian have a wife? She either weighs 300 pounds or he's gay.
Their child would be Disney's antichrist. The two should never meet. I'm serious. Some things should never come to pass.
>SAY CHEESE!
That's not Rian Johnson.
It was probably a very tedious and boring thing to film
and probably even more tedious and boring to watch
She clearly does not give a shit and never has. I don't blame her literally at all. Imagine reading this bullshit script and being told to market this shit like it's important to feminism, or something. You'd feel like an asshole if you had one modicum of self awareness at all.
This imagine being paid to show up and say... lines?
Nigga, you have it all wrong.
Brie Larsen BELIEVES in her own hype.
She's not just reciting lines with a slight amount of disgust and eyes on the paycheck after the reshoots are finished.
She is so much of a brain dead left wing cunt that she spouts her stupidity outside of the movie and then shits on the target audience on Marvel movie fans and then bitches because the fans tell her that her shit stinks just like everyone else's does.
Maybe 5 years ago. She seems way more chill now.
>hurr she hates the fans!!
Then why is she the only person who went to screenings when both movies opened? It's probably the only aspect of this movie she likes
https://twitter.com/MarvelStudios/status/1723199948307812576
She didn't go to watch the movie.
She went because:
A. It's in her fucking contract that she has to.
B. They paid her to go.
That's it, and it is probably A and B.
She gives zero fucks about the people who watch her movies, and hates the ones who don't.
Shit is not hard to figure out.
>She gives zero fucks about the people who watch her movies
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>rather talks
We've known for quite some time that the people posting low quality spam bait on this site are ESL poos that work for a dollar a day.
>muh esl boogeyman
The only people that treat the idea that poos aren't being paid to spam this site with their fecal worship are ESLs.
Hello, ESL paid spammer.
"Jimmy, then this fat unemployed comic book nerd on 4Chins goes, 'She gives zero fucks about the people who watch her movies, and hates the ones who don't. Shit is not hard to figure out!"
"Then he cried! He cried great big snot tears on the Internet!"
*Tonight Show audience laughs uproariously*
She talked about having a wedgie all the time. I'm calling her wedgie Brie from now on.
> She is so much of a brain dead left wing cunt that she spouts her stupidity outside of the movie and then shits on the target audience on Marvel movie fans and then bitches because the fans tell her that her shit stinks just like everyone else's does!
You even sound fat when you type, Comic Book Guy.
I'd ask you what Brie's asshole tastes like since you are so far up it, but I am pretty sure that if you were even in distance to smell her farts, you'd be arrested for violating the restraining order she has on you.
You dumb homosexual, she was the embodiment of feminism and diversity 5 years ago.
"Moving forward, I decided to make sure my press days were more inclusive."
"About a year ago, I started paying attention to what my press days looked like and the critics reviewing movies, and noticed it appeared to be overwhelmingly white male."
Notice how she doesn't open her mouth now and still people hate her.XMRSVT
So much this. Everything about this feels like she hates making these movies.
they almost can't make it genuinely good out of spite, because then the chuds could potentially enjoy it. it's a safer bet to make sure the movie has no intended audience. ghostbusters 2016 went for a similar approach, very smart.
>YOU CANT FIRE ME CAUSE I QUIT
Nice try brie
They're just gonna blame its failure on an inability to promote it due to the actor's strike.
I never bought much into the strikes hurting this much a movie that at least was supposed to have fanbases from the billion dollar CM plus two other Marvel shows. Five Nights at Freddy's made money entirely on the shoulders of its existing fanbase. But now the strike already ended and all of Hollywood including the Marvels stars are hauling ass promoting again. If next weekend Marvels doesn't have a significant uptick and beats the Hunger Games prequels (also having a female lead) off 1st place, we'll know for sure the strikes excuse was copium and the MCU was the problem all along.
>she's the most hated actor in the MCU
Reminder the only reason she is hated (by chuds) is because she pointed out that some movies are made for women.
>muh chuds
Nice scapegoat, but let's pretend your seethe is real. Chuds effectively just ended Brie Larson's career and is forcing Marvel to bring RDJ and Chris Evans back.
I think they won, bro.
if they would have called just Captain Marvel 2 and focused it around her it would have done better... nowhere near the first movie, but better than its doing as The Marvels.
The MCU can't do solo pictures anymore, ya gotta team your star up with other heavy hitters (see MOM or No Way Home). Photon and Ms. Marvel are the complete opposite.
What pairing should they have done? Idk, introduce the F4 in the Marvels instead. Too late now. Biggest capeshit FLOP of all time.
>What pairing should they have done?
GotG or. Thor.
One of you probably shouldn't have saturated 34xxx with Captain Marvel degradation porn. That seems to really undermine female leads.
>Marvel's The Marvels
maximum brand damage
Like most children, some people just have to learn shit the hard way. Marvel's in for a rough couple of years
SAY MCU ONE MORE TIME
What's the matter Disney? Not enough money to buy those seats?!
Oh shit sorry I didn't realized that you need to scrounge up 8 BILLION DOLLARS to pay for Hulu before this year ends!
Where are all the charities buying tickets like they did with the first one and black panther?
All of those are going to Dark Brandon now. Priorities.
KWAB
How will they spin it to be white men's fault?
We are so intimidated by strong female boss ceo women dominating men on film that we didn't go to the movies.
They can bring out the same excuses they used for the last jedi. Racists, sexists, russian bots... etc
>How will they spin it to be white men's fault?
Their latest tactic is using the word "boycott" and trying to change the meaning of the word that people are being physically prevented by angry white straight males from going to see this shit and that the negative publicity against it by misogynists' is scaring women from seeing the movie!!!FACT!!!
she didn't write and greenlight this
Brie cashed the checks though. Sold out. Now she and her cult have to eat humble pie. Eat it all, you little bitch.
didnt she write and direct and movie where she played a MtF tranny?
don’t care, fuck off with box office threads
Critics are calling it everything from shit to fuckin' shit!
it may flop financially but critics love it
60% of them even considered it watchable
Did they delete and then disable negative audience reviews?
No, they just added so many hoops to jump through that nobody but a drone will be willing and able to give one.
Might be more about the literal who heroes they shoved into it
How did SAG get such a good deal with this existing?
Barbie, Super Mario Bros, Oppenheimer, Five Nights at Freddy's, at least. Notice how none of those are adaptations of capeshit, those are getting cursed.
TheQuartering won.
>doesn't acknowledge him even once but likes some other chud's tweet
It must've stung
Why did she do it? Does she secretly enjoy all of this?
she wants chud dick
How do so many people not know how to use the Prinst Screen button
There's a print screen button on phones?
I meant the fag playing on his PC
lol my bad I didn't even look at the content of the tweet.
>There's a print screen button on phones?
>he doesn't know how to take screenshots on mobile
the zoomers are doomed
Taking a screenshot isn't the same as print screen button.
> There's a print screen button on phones?
And you dare wheeze about how dumb girls are.
Thequartering will make more money milking this than The Marvels will make at the box offices lmao
He should unironically build a shrine of Brie in his back yard. She's probably the reason he has a roof over his head.
Kino storyline of him taking in a destitute, disgraced Brie from the streets when?
Do you think Brie will break and mak a collab stream with him???
rooting for lowest MCU cinemascore
The haters are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Brie (and fail *MISERABLY* at it) because she's so much smarter and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare mock her to her face because no matter how tough you try to be online you know she'd kick your fucking teeth in even if she didn't care to (which she won't btw because she has way more important things going on).
Just fuck off you fucking entitled incels, the trailers were fine and the movie was fucking great. if anyone fucked this movie it was management. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER failed Brie. KEVIN FEIGE and BOB IGER NEED TO GO. my Brie owes you shit. fuck this board. I almost kicked my cat in the face because of how mad you all make me.
BRIE LARSON IS A STUPID FUCKING WHORE WHO WAS HOMESCHOOLED AND BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS SINCE SHE WAS A CHILD, NEVER FACED ANY FORM OF ADVERSITY NOR WORKED A SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF HER LIFE AS A HOLLYWOOD CASTING COUCH CUM DUMPSTER, THE FUCKING NERVE OF THIS KIKE COCKSLEEVE PREACHING FEMINISM WHEN IT'S THAT PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM OF OPPRESSION THAT HAS MADE HER FAMOUS AND A MILLIONAIRE FOR NOTHING OTHER THAN STANDING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA SAYING SHIT THAT OTHER PEOPLE WRITE WHILE A SMALL ARMY TRIES TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD, A MONUMENTAL TASK AS SHE'S A FIVEHEAD FUNGI FEET SKANK WHO SPERGS OUT IF PEOPLE AREN'T KISSING HER ASS, NO ONE LIKES HER, SHE'S A FUCKING CUNT AND COULDN'T EVEN HEADLINE HER OWN SEQUEL ALONE BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING UNLIKABLE SHE IS AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S.....
?si=oGGIW63jbuVwR3rR
!!!FACT!!!
But can you say all that without sounding mad?
>But can you say all that without sounding mad?
Brie Larson is a stupid fucking whore who was homeschooled and been in show business since she was a child, never faced any form of adversity nor worked a single fucking day of her life as a hollywood casting couch cum dumpster, the fucking nerve of this kike cocksleeve preaching feminism when it's that patriarchal system of oppression that has made her famous and a millionaire for nothing other than standing in front of a camera saying shit that other people write while a small army tries to make her look good, a monumental task as she's a fivehead fungi feet skank who spergs out if people aren't kissing her ass, no one likes her, she's a fucking cunt and couldn't even headline her own sequel alone because of how fucking unlikable she is and that's because she's.....
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Better?
!!!FACT!!!
I hope the entire MCU dies
it's over..
I will now NOT watch your movie
I hope that we're entering the era of coom as the entertainment industry gets desperate. When I look at places that aren't explicitly anti-woke (places that would have tiptoed around feminists ten years ago), I can feel foreshocks from the normies and from streamers.
BTW, I fully believe that the "male sexuality is the patriarchy!" portion of wokeness is its weakest link. It's the most obviously easy anti-woke change to monetize, and half of the women who pretend to be offended are complete whores when they're off the clock.
For example, look at how easily the failed G4 reboot switched from lecturing viewers on """misogyny""" to girls in bikinis.
Hollywood will come back to slutty outfits for their actresses but under the banner of "female empowerment" or some shit as they realize sex sells.
Wasn't slutty outfits female empowerment the first time. We just go in a cycle, because feminists always need to champion a cause.
The only reason people watch is to see their titties. If you can't put out then fuck off
Nha it's like Pokemon, too big to fail, even if producing shit.
where's the [Disastrous News] prefix on your thread?
>Movie is called The Marvels
>The MARVELs
It's already baked in
Between this and the strikes Marvel might finally be over. All their content has been pushed back and hype is nonexistent.
She wanted less white people watching her movies and we were happy to oblige
>citation needed
>I won't believe it until you post that article that gets posted in literally every Brie thread
you're either the newest of newfags or a liar. Either way, eat a dick
most of the audience watching this trash are grown white men
embarassinf
She wanted less white people watching A Wrinkle in Time. She wasn't so brave with her own movies.
She didn't say that. She just said that if you're gonna shit on The Wrinkle in Time for not being MegaViolence WarTits 2000, then maybe broaden your horizons and realize that it was made with the taste of a different culture or gender in mind.
Don't twist people's words or read into it what you want to hear, because it makes you and all of us look bad.
She was already born with brown eyes
Brown eyes on women are fine, it's when you're a guy that it becomes an issue
no. look at britney spears
britney was cute as fuck in her prime
you think so because she was styled as a little girl, it's the 'cheerleader effect' from the clothes and hair that some gay executive and stylist put her in. but her actual face is like a turd in the milkshake.
meh, I still prefer women with darker eye colors
dude - darker women like this are top tier. the complaint is about blonde or 'white' chicks with brown eyes. your brie, your britney and like leia actress. who wasn't blonde but certainly wasn't like bold italian look. brown eyes in english dog-type face makin me throw up
For me the patrician combos are blonde hair + brown eyes, raven dark hair + blue yes, red hair + hazel eyes
> blonde hair + brown eyes
>pAtRiCiaN
why not just buy a golden retriever and look at that?
because it's not as cute
nasty
gay
Brown eyes blonde hair is absolute top tier on a woman, end yourself
Why was Loki so good compared to this and it's just some shitty spinoff show solely designed to get people into theaters?
Yes I will do porn. Yes I will do a movie. No I am not a whore. I am an artist. [poor]
Just like Eternals, THIS should have been the show and Loki should have been the movie(s).
>Despite stars' last-minute promotion post-actors strike
Oh wow, lucky they did that otherwise imagine how bad it would've been?
If the Five Nights at Freddy's movie has a much bigger opening weekend despite having zero stars to promote and zero previous movies leading to it, that shows the MCU brand is worth shit about creating fanbase capital post-Endgame. The strike is ended now, let them market 24 hours a day if they can and can pay for it, show me the results next weekend.
It's a bit disingenuous to say FN@F had no prior movies when there's like 5 games and a billion parodies on YouTube.
nobody knows what that shit is irl
Why won't you fucking cocksuckers go see this movie!? You young millennial and zoomer fucks! You pieces of shit!
This movie might be successful if you would just watch and give it a fucking chance! A highly respected female BIPOC directory poured her hart and soul into this movie with 3 very young and talented female leads! They all brought extreme joy and energy to these roles! Fucking respect that!
shoo brie
>63% male audience
Where the fuck were white women to see this!? You cocksuckers will go watch Barbie but you won't support fucking strong female superheroes!?
My sis wanted to go to the cinema with me and I said yes without reading what movie she invited me to, turns out it was this, is it at least funny bad or is it just boring?
She better be giving you great anal for making you sit through this.
The movie is harmless enough to have it in the background while you make out with your sister
How did she win an Oscar? Is Room just a good movie but she's a terrible person or something?
It's pretty decent.
I thought both her and her rape-baby were good in Room. It's the only performance I've seen from hers that was decent though.
Short Term 12 and Glass Castle were better in terms of performances imo.
Room was just better written.
I actually have Short Term 12 on dvd but haven't watched it. I still have like a 100 movies I bought from a video store closing down years ago I haven't watched.
Damn. Bitch got the hot tisane.
Marvel is looking fucking dire these days.
I am not even sure what anyone can do to turn this fucking slop around.
Will they finally stop making stupid ass capeshit movies? I legitimately don't see how mcu bullshit is still going on
It's time to say the words, Brie.
>White men... I'm sorry
"Oh -- did ANOTHER one of my movies trigger the never touched a girl incels again? That is a shame. Guess I'll go into my mansion's Money Room and dry my tears with a crisp $1000 bill."
The funniest part is that guys are the one watching the movie
we know you post here brie, go be autistic some place else
tits or gtfo
>NO SKIMPY CLOTHES ALLOWED FOR FEMALE HEROES
>still get fake ass bimbo boobs
lmao
Never forget, stupid cunt deserves it
ok, but show me another woman who tweeted about male victims during metoo
goodnight anti-white
>only 50 million dollars what a heckin disaster!
noooo sars, there is no panic at the brie discord bevreyting is ok
Not watching this due to Iman alone. Hate that for her rating of Heat on Letterboxd.
B cinemascore confirmed, no legs.
"OMG! It's Brie!"
What did she say?
'I fucking hated making this movie, fuck all ya'll" or something like that.
Someone post her tweet where she was surprised that black people can read
She also unfollowed Girl Gadot. The good girl facade is crumbling.
Can she do anything right?
she's a sperg so I forgive her
It's over Brie. You lost, we won.
she didn't post the tweet, but i think she liked or RT'd it. This is from the woman who said "Michelle Obama" when asked who her favorite superhero is
To be fair, Hemsworth stole her idea of saying a silly character as a role model. In the full clip, she came up with that first.
The break even point is $700m worldwide
I guarantee no one is going to get fired either
Team Marvels flooding the zone. Brie promoting on today's Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon walkups anyday now
WORSE
THAN
THE FLASH
>B-but it's st-still b-better than M-Morbius...
>We- we're winning, Marvelsissies..heh hehe.
Also...
>Muh $200m
Yeah, right, more like 500m with all the reshoots, don't try to spae them embarrassment.
Is 50 million really the lowest opening? Antman 2 and 3 did better? Eternals? I thought 50 million was the goal of almost every high budget movie, its not even the weekend yet. I thought this movie would be a colossal flop, like sub 100 million, at least I was hoping.
Hollywood accountings have devised methods to roughly calculates how much a movie would get for the entire theatrical run based on the first 4 days alone.
But I think nowadays they may have went even further and calculates just on the pre-sale numbers
>calculates
Are you an actual retard? It hasn't made 50mil now. They were saying it will by the the end of Sunday. Now they're expecting less
>Brie Larson humiliated, lowest opening for MCU
If anything, this kind of proves that the Brie simps here don't actually watch her movies, yet still adamantly defend her because she's just jack off material to them.
>watching post Endgame marvel
I don't hate myself that much. I might watch the Scott Pilgrim anime, but I'm not holding my breath for it
Brie simps here are all ironic you autist
>ironic
Anon..
Ima be honest..Im a sick fuck and nearly anything can be jack off material for me
>that pic
I remember watching scary movie 3 in a theater with my highschool friends and laughing like a retard.
>that intro where they zoom in on the boobs then turn them into the 3 from the title
It's sad that even stupid comedies for teens used to have more soul than all the shitty "masterpieces" we get now
>B CINEMASCORE
This is it lads. The biggest fucking flop of all time incoming.
It feels like there should be an event horizon where even the most obtuse studio heads would stop and say "You know, maybe we should stop making shit"
or is everyone just banking on the complete collapse of civilization as we know it?
HAHAHAA
i hope youre not serious
what a fucking snowflake
still not what snowflake means
>Star Wars
dead
>Marvel
dead
>animated films
None
>live action remakes
I don't know
Is Disney over?
don't forget parks flopping and subsidiaries closing down
i'm gonna fucking kill you so hard
God willing
I legit believe they're at the point where things actually need to change. As in they've figured that out but the devils are in the walls. I knew things were getting serious when an investor asked something along the lines of "you used to be a place for all families but now you only serve the LGBT" or something to that effect. I wish I had saved the article too cause it seems to have been scrubbed. Can't find it anywhere. It was around the time Iger said he regrets getting so political and involved in real world divisive stuff.
They only have 1 year left on their copyright of Mickey Mouse too don't forget that.
they're just gonna pay congress to extend it again
oh wait they might not actually since they don't have any real money to use now lol
The last hope for Disney....Zootopia 2 with Bunny ass shots
It's true. All of it.
Hey bros remember when that person asked Brie if she was going to play Capitan Marvel again and Brie said "Does anybody even want me to?" in a super salty way
Looks like she got her answer
So, I went and saw this tonight. It was basically okay or slightly below that. There are worse MCU movies (eternals) and far worse actual bad movies that came out just this year, You People, The Hill, Shazam 2 and a bunch more.
For everything this movie did right, it would do the same wrong and a little more.
There were two sequences that were eye-rolling nonsense and a lot of the dialogue was basic. This movie relies more on the shows than any other has as well.
I will admit, there were some solid scenes though.
Also, the anon who dropped all the leaks last week was right. If that thread is someplace, his first call was dead on.
i just want to see the x-men mid credits scene
It is in there and got an audible gasp from the crowd I was with. I gotta admit, I was pretty jazzed to see it myself.
>There are worse MCU movies (eternals)
I don't understand why The Eternals gets so much hate, I thought it was legitimately one of the best MCU movies ever. It actually set itself apart from the extremely homogenous stories that most of the movies have, and the whole premise was very interesting and had tons of lore to explore in future MCU movies.
It did so terribly they’re memory holing it and it’ll never be mentioned again.
>Shazam 2
I don't believe this one is real
i think its real title was Black-At'em
>The Marvels skewed guys at 63% with men over 25 the biggest turnout at 45% and women over 25 at 24%.
why don't women go and watch this dogshit? why did men go and watch this dogshit?
Women hate other women.
because as dumb as women are, even they can smell feminist bullshit a mile away. they know women like brie are full of hot air and have never lived a difficult life so they don't want to watch capeshit or star wars where women magically succeed because of their gender, they want the hard hitting shit like alien or terminator. to be a woman is to suffer, and they want that accurately reflected on-screen.
>even they can smell feminist bullshit
Explain barbie then
>Explain barbie then
i can infer based on this post that you haven't seen the film or i wouldn't have been asked this in the first place. barbie literally goes through an existential crisis and the speech america ferrera gives literally sums up the mental battles they go through on a daily basis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npiMCbkw4jk
>the speech america ferrera gives literally sums up the mental battles they go through on a daily basis
>Barbie was earnest feminism
Lol. Lmao. Or maybe women just don't give a fuck about superheroes monvie no matter how much feminist crap you put in them
>Or maybe women just don't give a fuck about superheroes monvie no matter how much feminist crap you put in them
that too, yes. only libshits care about that nonsense.
the fox deal still ended up being 60 billion and probably is a big reason why disney is so deep in the hole now, they bought the company with money they didn't have to begin with and have not even remotely began to make any payments on.
they said the same about star wars and look where that is now.
>they said the same about star wars and look where that is now.
Those things are just a hit media away from being "revived", and that's sad. Like, a single good Star Wars movie would do that.
Viewers have short term memory faults.
you're right but the next movie set to release is another rey movie, and nobody wants that.
Is that actually true? I thought that just rumors to make clickbait articles on facebook
do you live in a well or something
it's been all over the news as far as star wars shit goes
yes kathleen is that much of a spiteful shithead. damon lindelof confirmed he wrote the script to have an older rey, to be played by someone like helen mirren, and then they told him to fuck off because they wanted to use daisy again.
what's clickbait is all the articles expressing how she's on her last leg and if this movie flops (which it will) then she's out of a job. the bitch has already put out three flops and still has a job, she's not leaving until someone wants to take her place or she anoints a successor.
Barbie was earnest feminism with and was willing to give its characters inherent flaws or struggles, the Marvels is the polar opposite of that.
> they want the hard hitting shit like alien or terminator
women??? kek no they don't. They want 50 shades. hence rey being a non-character like(?) from 50 shades for the reylo movies
Rey isn't 50 shades, however her romance with Kyle seems to have been written by a teenage girl. Rey is mostly a pure Mary Sue. As in, almost a 100% realization of the concept, as defined, understood, and refined by the fanfic community since the 80s.
She even dies only to come back for our sins. Which is so prevalent in Mary Sue stories you'd not believe how many time it happens. Rey is like a parody. You couldn't do more Mary Sue if you tried.
And not a good Mary Sue, mind you. I've read two or three stories with Mary Sue that were really well written, Mary Sue ain't automatically bad, you can make them work. You can even create a masterpiece with one. Case in point: the longest running original webfiction and second most well rated. But it requires work and inspiration.
No, Rey isn't even a well written Mary Sue.
>Mary Sue ain't automatically bad, you can make them work
I'm curious, how would that be?
There is no secret here. Be entertaining enough, well written characters, strong writing, well developed setting, etc. Mary Sues are rarely well written, but when one is well written, the archetype isn't so bad. I've read some stories with Mary Sues that were frankly quite good.
In this particular example I'm thinking of The Wandering Inn. 13 millions words about a girl and her inn casually toppling age old truths with her Mary Sue power, but the writing, characterization, and setting is good enough that it is a delight. Mary Sues ain't automatically bad.
However Rey wishes she would be that kind of Mary Sue.
Great pasta of some shit that has been said 50000 times and isn't relevant. Of course in the context of actually conceiving the film, she is the 50 shades protag. The fact that as an afterthought they needed to fit her into a nerd property to gave her heroics to do which happened to resulted in something you've seen before and made a name for, is not interesting
I'm saying that she's a Mary Sue that has a teenage romance grafted into her. You're saying she's a Mary Sue with a teenage romance grafted into her. I'm happy we both agree, though you should be less hostile, when you actually agree with someone. No need to scream and vomit when you can simply type: "yeah, I agree".
female audiences want to see handsome successful guys they can imagine being the wife of and bland personalityless heroines they can self insert as
Women have better taste.
Men are full of simps who watch it for Brie Larson.
>her first movie made 1 billion in 2019
No it didn't....
>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox buyout more expensive while the stockholders were nervous because at the time Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and, at the time, Chris Hemsworth were leaving the MCU, so they were hyping Captain Marvel as "THE NEW FACE OF THE MCU WHO WILL CARRY THIS FRANCHISE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS" but now know what a horribly unlikeable cunt Larson is so they had to put her with two diversity co-stars because the fucking bitch can't carry a movie on her own while using them to shield the movie from criticism by claiming that if you don't like it it's because you're not only sexist but also now racist!!!FACT!!!
High quality post
Waah, properly blame white men.
its marvel fatigue bro, this is like the 33rd movie theyve put out in 15 years. Im not joking either, literally 33 movies. Nobody wants to see this shit anymore. I haven't seen a marvel movie since thor 2, im glad the rest of you nagger homosexuals are finally waking up and refusing to see this regurgitated bullshit
Marvel fatigue is a concept invented by shills to explain why bad marvels movies are underperforming. The dialectics goes like that: "those disaster of movies ain't badly written, we're just producing too many masterpieces".
Which is pure nonsense, of course. Well written movies attract an audience, badly written movies don't, and that's mostly that.
That you're regurgitating this stupidity means you're either very stupid, yourself, easily misled by whatever propaganda the journalists are spouting, or a shill. I hope that at least you're getting paid for your stupidity.
>the dialectics
Brie should have stuck with petitioning Fox to be Dazzler back in 2015 instead of becoming the meme Carol Danvers
>tfw Brie can go back to making art films now
Another Oscar incoming
>Zelda movie just announced
Brie is pretty much a lock for Princess Zelda.
Hunter > Brie
she looks nothing like zelda
it would be a bad idea unless she was just doing the voice for a cg zelda
same goes for samus, which she actually does want to play as
I actually like brie larson, it's not her fault
anyone who likes metroid games cannot be a bad person
disney made terrible movies and made her the face of it, I blame disney