British comedy makes me want to kill myself
Seriously, just one more short of this show and im taking you all down with me.
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British comedy makes me want to kill myself
the word "cunk" is in of itself funnier than any american joke told in the last 15 years.
Just hearing it makes me want to giggle like a moron.
>meanwhile american humour
>dude randy marsh smokes weed
Your perspective is your fault at that point. All the best comics are from NA. No debate.
Season 2 fricking when?
I'm hoping for a kind of Cosmos parody "Cunk in Space"
>OMG IS THAT PALOMA CUNKLEBOTTOM HAHAHA!!!!
>american comedy
>*door opens
>hey dad
>*audience cheer over the sight of a minor in revealing clothes
>i hate you, daughter
*audience starts pissing themselves
>i have a boyfriend now, dad. he's coming over tonight
>*dad looks startled
>*audience is now shitting themselves over the sheer amount of comedy
>daaad, don't make that face. relax. he's black
>*audience starts cheering and thanking god on their knees, drawing murals of George Floyd on the studio walls
>*dad is gleefully smiling
>WIFE, CLEAN THE KEKSHED!!!
>*audience has already committed mass suicide with the guns they took from their pre-schoolers this morning
this is so scarily acurat that my brain filled in all the audience noises
>still seething
How bout you watch Chris Morris, maybe Jam instead senpai
is there a special pronounciation for that word or does it really sound like how i read it? kunk?
>The original poster of a Cinemaphile thread is known as "OP".
>This is because he was the original poster of the thread, and he pees
FRICKING HILARIOUS BRITAIN, BRAVO
Her skits were actually pretty funny when done in short, sharp bursts like in Brooker's "Wipe" programmes. But it wears thin incredibly quickly when done in long form.
What's a show that makes OP laugh?
I do not like this show but the fact that people seem to like it or love it makes me happy
Calling female comedy "British" is like calling israeli comedy "American"
I unironically love her though, too much to ever contact her or tell her but she is just about the most beautiful, sexy and adorable woman I have ever laid eyes on. I'm not joking I'm quite serious.
You live in UK right?
>You live in UK right?
I have residence in three countries actually, I'm richish and it means I don't pay much tax
Cool
I almost ran into her rounding a corner in London a few years ago. She'd gone before I realized who it was, but she seemed very short.
Then this one old white bloke said, "let's create a world where people don't make their roofs out of poo and poo out the window" which was revolutionary for some reason, even though they still all chucked their poo out the window. Some other old white bloke stopped the poo chucking too and paved the roads cause he wanted to tap dance out there, even though everyone knows white people can't dance and mainly just express their hatred onto other more rhythmically gifted people.
There. Thats better
Why doesn't she get it removed? It's not that expensive to do.
The acronym "OP" stands for "Original Poster", "Poster" being short for the "Posterior" responsible for the majority of the shitposts on Cinemaphile
beautiful woman
how's her foot game?
Probably insane cute and lovable like the rest of her
the only funny british comedian
aye
*english-owned comedian
what's funnier, he'll get quite serious if you call him "british"
laptop thief sketch is my favorite
he seems like a decent guy but every single sketch or clip posted of him is just unfunny
literal cuckold
Cunk
On Dick
How do you miss Cunk On wiener
That is better, i was thinking with the wrong head.
Would/10
He unironically loves her though, too much to ever contact her or tell her but she is just about the most beautiful, sexy and adorable woman he has ever laid eyes on. He's not joking he's quite serious.
>He unironically loves her though, too much to ever contact her or tell her but she is just about the most beautiful, sexy and adorable woman he has ever laid eyes on. He's not joking he's quite serious.
yes. I do.
OI FACKIN ELL NOIGEL C'MERE
>WOT NOW?
CORRR BLOIMEY IT'S THE CUNK LASS ON THE TELLY DOING THE SILLY TALKS AGAIN M8 COP A SEAT
>TOO FACKIN RIGHT SHE IS M8, CALL THE LOICENSE CHAP AND 'AVE UZZ RENEWED
To Diane Morgan
You are the star of my screen
The one who makes me laugh and dream
Your voice is like a melody
Your humor is so witty and free
Your eyes are like the ocean blue
They sparkle with intelligence and truth
They captivate me every time
They make me wish that you were mine
You are the queen of comedy
The one who brings joy to many
Your talent is beyond compare
Your beauty is so rare and fair
You are the love of my life
The one who fills my heart with light
You are the reason I write this poem
You are the one I want to call my own
Bri'ish women go out dressed like this and see no problem.
I know, bare arms and a hint of cleavage, it's obscene.
The issue is that they go for the most gaudy colors and unflattering cuts.
Bong fashion is an assault on good taste.
Jesus, that one in red has a baby head.
Just your typical 10/10 in bongland.
> that fricking small face
the blonde bimbo isn't too bad tbh
You can have her, Nigel. Keep the inbreeding tradition going.
women arent funny
Diane is and she is smart and beautiful but I think I started to love her when she did the promo for the Battersea dogs home because I have several rescue dogs and she just captured my heart. She is a beautiful person inside and out and her humour mocks those in this thread that criticise her. I used to think the way Cinemaphile worships and simps for her was weird until I actually went and looked at her stuff a bit and even my heart just well, was won by her. The most gorgeous gal on the planet. Too cute for this reality almost. Just perfect.
PHILOMENA c**t
women are funny
I'm literally me
Are you me?
>''I don't like White people and I smoke weed''
>Americans piss and shit all over the place laughing
Why is American humour like this?
>40 years later conservative boomers still seething
I’m American and I think she’s quite funny.
How on earth can you not adore this woman?
Women are prey
She's cute I can't believe she's 50 years old.
I can't stand looking at this woman because every second she is on my screen I can't help but stare at her mole.
/ourgirl/
It’s woman from clip “ came a lot “?
the joke is that she's dumb and pronounces things funny
(and that's a good thing)
Nobody agrees, and this show has died a rightful death in obscurity, despite Netflix.
This guy has the same schtick and he's American
did anyone watch motherland
i thought it was comfy, but got worse over time
I liked the one where she had an assumption that nuclear weapons were gone and then the guest specialist tells her that no, in fact we do still have thousands of nuclear weapons, and she just starts crying, I think that exemplifies the humor of this show quite well, it's supposed to reflect how stupid our life is through her being stupid about it, in other words I believe OP got filtered. Toodle-oo gents!