>British travel bloggers manages to find fish and chips anywhere he goes
>Even America somehow
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>British travel bloggers manages to find fish and chips anywhere he goes
>Even America somehow
Who is your favorite bongtraveler
>He's even making himself a chip butty
Proppa bloke this one
the lad on the right is panting just sitting there lmao. can anyone stop the british?
I was sat on a bus once and a huge fat woman who had obviously just run to catch it sat in front of me. She was sweating and panting and very, very red in the face. As I watched and wondered if she was going to die, she pulled out a Big-Mac from a bag and started eating. She still hadn't got her breath back and was gasping in-between bites and could barely swallow. One of the few times in my life I couldn't believe what I was seeing, it was like she'd rather eat than live.
that's just the american way son
This sounds like a satire commercial you'd see in Robocop
why are brits like this
You wouldn't get it.
Theyre real humans enjoying life unlike their brown counterparts that seethe at everything imaginable
They already conquered the world, what else is there?
Drinking a stout is like drinking chocolate milk, not impressed let's see you pound a golden monkey little dude
quintessentially british
>'Ere lad, get tha dan uh frickin neck
>Awrite dad
*Finishes hid half pint*
>Good lad, put it there.
Why are kids fat today?
Because they don't work down the mines any more.
frickin beast of a beast love these lads
I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES
What do you mean "even America" you can find fish n chips almost everywhere in the US. It's deep fried, of course you can find it in America
I miss when a single meal and Long John Silver's wasn't 18.78 plus penis inspection.
One time I was on a business trip where I was looking for dinner through uber eats and I saw Ling John Silvers which I never had but heard of and it was the only time when Uber warned me of the sodium content being unhealthy levels ever for a restaurant when ordering.
>used to get fish and chips every other week
>now it costs like $20 per person
Shit's just not right, I'm a 15 minute drive from the ocean too.
I live in PA and I've never been able to find fish and chips that isn't blatantly some frozen fish filets and fries from a box.
If it doesn't specialize in it or the place doesn't have 5 entree options then assume its frozen garbage
I live in Jersey and know of several places in the greater Philly area that do a banging fish and chippy
You live in New Jersey you frick.
I live in Jersey.
but you still found it
Where the hell do you live, within 5-10 minutes of me I have probably 10 places that have good fish dinners and I don't live in a big city/town at all
homie the only places within 10 minutes of me are a Wendy's, 3 pizza joints, and a local ice cream shop
There's a place across the bridge in Jersey by Camden that's pretty good. They also do batches of meat pies every once in a while and stock Irn Bru.
I thought Americans hated British food?
there is a hierarchy.
any sort of fried animal meat overrides the country of origin.
They love shepherd's pie as well, bizarre.
Stew with mashed tatters, simple as.
Let's face it, our food has a pretty bad reputation in general. It doesn't help that we basically forgot how to cook it for most of the 20th century lol
Every American diner has fish and chips
Bong here, I don't know quite why but this really surprises me.
Also I once went on holiday to Vermont and they had a British-themed restaurant which served kangaroo steaks, it was one of the strangest experiences in my life lol
It's fried food so it shouldn't shock you. Now I simply said it has fish and chips but most will be really bad unless it's something they specialize in. I never get fish and chips from a diner of a place that has like 50 dinner options because you know it will be shit
Yeah, anywhere which sells that many options is never gonna do any of them well.
We have such 'everything' takeaway places here, usually staffed by gentlemen of an ethnic persuasion who'll sell kebabs, burgers, fried chicken, pizza, fish & chips, pies, you name it. And it's all predictably slop.
>It's fried food so it shouldn't shock you.
Yeah, but fish & chips doesn't exactly loom large in the american cultural landscape like pizza or burgers or even chinese food.
We even call fries ‘chips’ when served fried fish.
>Whines about his electric car so much Porsche gives him a free one and invites him to new product launches
What did he mean by this
Fish and chips is incredibly popular in the US, dumdum. This is like me being surprised an American vlogger found coffee in the UK. Go outside b***h.
Frick McMaster, hes a annoying Boomer. GO BACK TO BENIDORM
>it's hard to find fish and chips
What?
Also isn't that the guy who bought an electric Porsche and got royally fricked?
Something along the lines of
>$120k (GBP)
>huge battery issues after a while
>selling offers are $40k after less than a year because a new model came out and the battery's shit
>would cost like $60k to replace the battery
Fish and chips is sold and loved everywhere, especially east coast canada and america.
fish and chips? where's the seize-nin?
Fried fish and French fries.
All you need is fish, batter, potatoes and oil. It’s one of the simplest things to cook.
Taz. My one true love.
fish and chips is the only british food i had that i liked
It’s all so tiresome, and fukkin hot innit
Never forget how much he hated Warwick Davis.
Was this the last thoroughly unwoke British show? Moaning of Life finished 2015.
>finished 2015
That's year 0 of current year.
They're worse that homies looking for bbq or asians searching for rice balls. Actually no they're not. No one is worse for looking for cultural favorites to eat in another land I'm just fricking around.
For me it’s the club sandwich. I’ve eaten them on five continents.
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Frick off binary nonce
Beep
New England gay here I guarantee we have better fish and chips than you crooked teeth fricks
Did Dex's DIner on cosecrc**t have fish and chips?
They have their variant, but it’s an acquired taste