I don't know if anyone hates him his behavior has just been ridiculous though. He has been randomly lashing out at the crew taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them all of which is admittedly hilarious but it also distracts from the actual evidence the crew finds.
It's almost like he is jealous whenever the haunted location starts getting more attention than him.
It's hilarious how he doesn't even say anything about it in editing or while it's happening he just expects the crew and audience to understand "uh oh the demons are controlling zakky poon again".
Like a few episodes back he was doing these little kicks at Jay's shins and nobody said anything then he just walks off. He's like an autistic 5 yr old now where everyone just expects him to act crazy and tries to ignore it so as not to encourage him.
>taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them
KEK, genuinely chuckled at this. I might have to go watch the show now
Yeah the school one was pretty good, this one just drops off to SLS shit and whispers that sound like farts. I wished they actually tried to capture shit rather than SLS shit that we know is just the Xbox trying it's hardest to capture a person.
So is TAPS ghost hunters. I gave a couple of their new episodes a watch and it was just so bland compared to ghostbros. You NEED that spooky soundtrack and editing.
>hundreds upon hundreds of ghost investigations >still no ghosts footage >still no ghost audio >still never been attacked (even with shirt off) >aaron is still a bitch and wont go into the attic by himself
It's a full blown torture ritual chamber used by the elites for centuries. The area with wax sculptures (mannequins) is scary and they do their own rituals.
Never knew about Catalina giants, interesting. And surrounded by children skeletons. The giants were probably honored by being buried with their favorite possessions...
Hmm they captured an orb seeming to float out of the recorder after an EVP. It would be amazing if EVPs weren't recordings of things said in the environment but if instead spirits were just instinctively entering the physical device near the microphone of the recorder and making sounds there.
>seeking attention in a ghost bros thread >too afraid of ghosts to admit they exist >can't just watch TV has to designate it as "serious" or "stupid"
Sad.
Who the fuck cares if ghosts even exist? they are dead, they are just sounds and light, they can't do anything to you. Even a rat is more dangerous than them.
Why do people watch nature documentaries? Who cares if bears exist?
It's kino. It's fun to observe which haunted locations are more active than others. Some ghosts are truly wicked and aggressive while others are almost incidental and harmless.
A rat could bite you, give you rabies and if you don't go to the hospital it could even kill you.
You enter a building and you hear some stupid voice saying "bla bla blaaaaaaaaa..." I would respond "who the fucking cares about you loser, you are dead." and I wouldn't give a fuck about it.
"What are you going to do retarded ghost? you are just a sound, you can even touch me."
Let me guess, they cause problems because they are angry because they were killed or they have to do something they couldn't do when they were alive. Also copied from movies.
They also disprove possible causes for things like >we debunked the door slamming by determining it was NOT a draft that caused the door to close
and then use the DEBUNKED graphic which is literally the wrong way to use that term. It's actually infuriating.
No no, they are actually saying "debunked" when they disprove an explanation. So they verify something is real and cannot be debunked by wind for example then call it debunked. It makes them look illiterate af and at the same time is miseducating a generation of younger viewers. And there's no way to correct Zak because he's a lunatic who does things like threaten subreddits into squashing criticism about him.
They also disprove possible causes for things like >we debunked the door slamming by determining it was NOT a draft that caused the door to close
and then use the DEBUNKED graphic which is literally the wrong way to use that term. It's actually infuriating.
>location as close to california as possible >bro I feel affected and enraged by the demon bro just like every single time >reluctant to do patient investigation, just walk around with kinect camera and test messager puck >don't even lockdown
how do you even watch GA post nick?
For years now. All because Zak has untreated OCD about traveling and is unwilling to admit it or seek help so he claims it's the spirits in his haunted museum keeping him close.
Told him to exaggerate something? I haven't heard the specifics. The fact that Nick attempted his own show makes me think he was looking for an excuse to leave.
I have so many of the new seasons recorded but zero episodes of the old seasons.
The older seasons have such nostalgia for me. The attitudes were different, more fun. They really take themselves so seriously now that when they attempt to goof around its cringe because you know that's not how it really is anymore.
I like when they were passing by Bobby Mackey's on the way to a new location and decided to pop in to pay their respects. They were too afraid to go inside the building that they had to have the owner come out to them! Hahaha! Fucking scared little pussies.
The best part? Aaron blamed Bobby Mackey's for the dissolution of his marriage.
I think Zaks museum is partially about staving off loneliness. He loves having a place that is constantly full of people going on tours and worshipping him when he casually walks by.
Whenever he's alone though which honestly is probably only in the bathroom he probably feels it. Feels them. The attachments he proudly took on and has failed to remove, refused because he is addicted to their presence. He can get rid of them anytime, he tells himself. They don't have power over him, they belong to him. He's not cursed, he's just a badass and they are his trophies.
And so they feed on him devouring his sanity and his old personality as he swiftly approaches the age of 60.
>attachments
Its all just demons. You don't even have to go to a spooky 'haunted' location to encounter them. This is unironically why his ego has grown, and why he feels the need to feign 'possession.' Because he's truly manipulated by the demonic spirits for messing with the supernatural unprotected, and he doesn't even realize it
I'm listening to a podcast about Zak's "Demon House" in Flint, MI and they took a couple jabs at our boy. Ripped on him for digging in the basement for: one shoe, toothbrush, and used panties which the on site demonologist said was definitely some kind of ritual/curse.
>Bro! I started to feel weird crushing pain in my crotch. >Oh yes, many feel that in this room. There are stories that an abused prostitute bit off a mans penis here. >Dude, I can really feel it!
>aaron go to the basement by yourself for the 9326th time
>BRO, I'M TOTALLY IN A COLD SPOT, BRO! YOU GOTTA COME CHECK THIS OUT, BRO! I'M SO TOTALLY SERIOUS, BRO!
One episode that’s the first thing he does
ZOZU SHOW YOURSELF BRO
YOU LIKE THESE TATTOOS?
[EXPLETIVE] THE SPIRITS
Is this achievable natty or is it evidence of supernatty activity?
>I swear I just felt something tickle my sphincter, I'm serious bro
Zak has the ghostadventures subreddit locked down.
I haven't watched the show since I was a kid. Why do people hate him now? Isn't the point of the show to act scared at spooky places?
I don't know if anyone hates him his behavior has just been ridiculous though. He has been randomly lashing out at the crew taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them all of which is admittedly hilarious but it also distracts from the actual evidence the crew finds.
It's almost like he is jealous whenever the haunted location starts getting more attention than him.
>wtf is she even talking about
>go back to country
best solution i have read there
He's just possessed bro, happens to every ghost hunter
It's hilarious how he doesn't even say anything about it in editing or while it's happening he just expects the crew and audience to understand "uh oh the demons are controlling zakky poon again".
Like a few episodes back he was doing these little kicks at Jay's shins and nobody said anything then he just walks off. He's like an autistic 5 yr old now where everyone just expects him to act crazy and tries to ignore it so as not to encourage him.
>gets paid to be autistic
based and funny as fuck
>has his own show
>beats up a mexican guy for no reason
>acts autistic with no consequences
living the dream tbqh
>taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them
KEK, genuinely chuckled at this. I might have to go watch the show now
damn michael cera got buff
>RAW...
EXTREME
These ghost hunting shows are some of the faggiest shit on tv
Being in 5th grade and watching Ghost Hunters/Scare Tactics was the comfiest shit.
streaming the new episode in 45mins
Episode sucked horse cock. Funny bits here and there but overall pretty boring
Dang that sucks. Last weeks at the haunted school was so good. Not just for the evidence but Zak was actually acting like a researcher again.
Yeah the school one was pretty good, this one just drops off to SLS shit and whispers that sound like farts. I wished they actually tried to capture shit rather than SLS shit that we know is just the Xbox trying it's hardest to capture a person.
>w-what was that???
MARY LOVES DICK!
MARY LOVES DICK!
Honestly the ghosts were more afraid of him than he was of them.
Wait, this show is still going?
So is TAPS ghost hunters. I gave a couple of their new episodes a watch and it was just so bland compared to ghostbros. You NEED that spooky soundtrack and editing.
> is it the most schizophrenic McDonalds tier tard attracting show ever created ?
Absolutely, the most complete Mongloid experience on Television
so you want things even more fake
STOP
STOP RUNNING
It wasn't me okay? I'm a happy light hearted person you know that. Say it. Say I am a good and nice person.
>hundreds upon hundreds of ghost investigations
>still no ghosts footage
>still no ghost audio
>still never been attacked (even with shirt off)
>aaron is still a bitch and wont go into the attic by himself
they got footage of a ghost throwing a brick in the very beginning
The Goldfield Hotel. I have that DVD.
back before zack and nick broke off their """"work"""" relationship
>no footage
>no audio
lmao they have hours of audio and at least a half dozen top level visuals.
post them
Travel Channel has 95 highlight reels.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E4AA22B993C819A
>even with shirt off
I know nothing of ghost hunting. Do shirts provide a degree of holy protection against ghosts?
I like Supernatural, my ex gf and her mom got me in to it
STOP RUNNING!
OMG OMG WHAT WAS THAT?!
DUDE
WHAT THE FUUUUCK WAS THAT?!
AGH!
SHOW YOURSELF DEMON!!!
OMG IM SO FUCKING SCARED
Watching new episode now.
Vacation spot.
Cheesy skit intro.
Hmmm....
keep me posted
>they caught a full apparition walking in a mirror
Very nice.
Turns out this was a good episode after after.
You must have mentally checked out like halfway through.
What are some good eps to get me into this show? Neve watched
The documentary they did before the show is always a good place to start
I like Hellfire Caverns season 6 episode 27
It's a full blown torture ritual chamber used by the elites for centuries. The area with wax sculptures (mannequins) is scary and they do their own rituals.
I wouldn't worry about it
There are tons of highlights worth watching too
The only value of watching full episodes is maximum comfy pacing and getting the backstories to a location
This
>he doesnt know the feeling of laying in bed at night with his gf watching some ghost adventures
The audience IQ for this is even lower than Ancient Aliens.
>me smart people dumb
Crazy how paranormal stuff always provokes the insecure.
So you believe that this show is real.
Aliens have more sense than this.
>he thinks you have to fake ghosts in haunted locations
Touch paranormal grass, normcel.
A bunch a of dudes talking to each other with cameras in buildings with the lights off.
>le bunch of dudes doing _______
Everytime.
How do you know the sounds aren't just fake and the make them for the show?
Never knew about Catalina giants, interesting. And surrounded by children skeletons. The giants were probably honored by being buried with their favorite possessions...
Hmm they captured an orb seeming to float out of the recorder after an EVP. It would be amazing if EVPs weren't recordings of things said in the environment but if instead spirits were just instinctively entering the physical device near the microphone of the recorder and making sounds there.
>Zak gives another long speech to the ghosts
Cringe.
>does the Bloody Mary ritual spinning in circles and saying it 4 times instead of 3
Wtf.
I have a scary story about the Bloody Mary ritual though. It's not a game.
>I have a scary story about the Bloody Mary ritual though.
no thanks
Are there people that watch this in a serious way and not just for laughs about how stupid it is?
>Watching something for 1 hr to laugh at how it is le stupid
Sounds like a personality disorder.
So there is people that watch this in a serious way? Hahahaha, are you one of them?
>seeking attention in a ghost bros thread
>too afraid of ghosts to admit they exist
>can't just watch TV has to designate it as "serious" or "stupid"
Sad.
How do you know I'm not a ghost?
Every single time I see this thumbnail I think it's George Michael in Arrested Development.
Who the fuck cares if ghosts even exist? they are dead, they are just sounds and light, they can't do anything to you. Even a rat is more dangerous than them.
nonwhite detected
>Who the fuck cares if ghosts even exist?
Why do people watch nature documentaries? Who cares if bears exist?
It's kino. It's fun to observe which haunted locations are more active than others. Some ghosts are truly wicked and aggressive while others are almost incidental and harmless.
they literally dont exist bro lol theyre just trolling people like you
>le scary thing doesn't even exist
That's right little child. Keep being afraid and coping.
> they can't do anything to you
What can they do to you?, make some noise and scare you? Oh woow
i had one yank on my hair once but that was really it
it was also the only paranormal experience i had but it was enough to be 2spooky4me
There's an entity in my pants.
It has possessed me and dictates my life.
Who should I call?
A rat could bite you, give you rabies and if you don't go to the hospital it could even kill you.
You enter a building and you hear some stupid voice saying "bla bla blaaaaaaaaa..." I would respond "who the fucking cares about you loser, you are dead." and I wouldn't give a fuck about it.
"What are you going to do retarded ghost? you are just a sound, you can even touch me."
That is a deep female voice.
So why does it get cold when a ghost is near? Because some director thought it was a cool way to say there is a ghost near?
Bro you just like don't get ghosts. You like have to get it or you just don't understand.
Let me guess, they cause problems because they are angry because they were killed or they have to do something they couldn't do when they were alive. Also copied from movies.
>literally doesn't understand
lol stupid people are so sassy
Why would anyone think that's cool?
Why not?
they probably don't have warm blood running through their bodies because they don't have corporeal bodies
If they have blood, can they bleed? And so can it be killed again?
and are ghosts afraid of the ghosts of ghosts? is there a ghost zac baggins doing a ghost ghost adventures?
Electromagnetism and thermodynamics. The spirit energies (electromagnetic) which are read by EM scanners also affect the temperature.
Are these guys christians?
Pooftergeist
broltergeist
I like when they smash that big red DEBUNKED on screen to show that everything else that happens is legit paranormal activity
They also disprove possible causes for things like
>we debunked the door slamming by determining it was NOT a draft that caused the door to close
and then use the DEBUNKED graphic which is literally the wrong way to use that term. It's actually infuriating.
They are using the common usage though
It is dumb in general that we use debunk to call something bunk
No no, they are actually saying "debunked" when they disprove an explanation. So they verify something is real and cannot be debunked by wind for example then call it debunked. It makes them look illiterate af and at the same time is miseducating a generation of younger viewers. And there's no way to correct Zak because he's a lunatic who does things like threaten subreddits into squashing criticism about him.
lmao DEBUNKED it is a ghost
The living are scary the ghosts are dead and can't touch you.
Oh wow ghosts can send text messages.
They are electric beings and can therefore interfere with and even operate electronic devices.
Some of the more common experiences with ghosts is receiving phone calls from dead people. It continues to happen even in the modern era.
How do they get access to your phone?, how do they unblock it? they are hackers too?
If they want to be yes. They are way beyond hackers. They can interfere with individual logic gates (made with transistors) inside of CPUs.
Zak's albums are kino
What authority does this guy has to tell ghosts what they should do?
the best episodes imo were Penhurst asylum and that LA hospital peak GA right there.
Why can't the ghosts just get good connection to speak clearly?
Michael fuck off.
A HEE HOO
BRO I KNOW THAT SMELL
>location as close to california as possible
>bro I feel affected and enraged by the demon bro just like every single time
>reluctant to do patient investigation, just walk around with kinect camera and test messager puck
>don't even lockdown
how do you even watch GA post nick?
>location as close to california as possible
For years now. All because Zak has untreated OCD about traveling and is unwilling to admit it or seek help so he claims it's the spirits in his haunted museum keeping him close.
is there a single episode with any hard proof
Yes there are many eps where you say damn either its fake or ghosts are real. Like, class a evps or doors slamming.
There's over 200 episodes of this shit and they still act like every time is their first ghost hunt and they have no idea what's happening
>this man is a multimillionaire from doing this shit
Honestly im kinda jealous
>everyone is in the bigfoot thread
lol
Let's just make this the new /x/
I was having fun in that thread
Normies were screeching and reporting it as usual lmao.
They can't take our based ghostbros from us though as it's a current television series.
I sometimes make MonsterQuest threads as well to smuggle /x/ discussions. 80% of the monsterquest episodes were about bigfoot.
based off topic anon. I fucking hate television and film and the people that watch them.
I certainly don't see a single thread worth posting in right now.
Normieslop is a pass.
>curse yourself doing rituals
>now every haunting is le demonic
I love it when they bring in those fake vegas """""priests"""" to exorcise them with sage or whatever too. like that's going to do anything
I'll never forgive Zak for what he did to Nick
so they were a gay couple right
Told him to exaggerate something? I haven't heard the specifics. The fact that Nick attempted his own show makes me think he was looking for an excuse to leave.
Nick was determined to go out and fail on his own. He did.
I have so many of the new seasons recorded but zero episodes of the old seasons.
The older seasons have such nostalgia for me. The attitudes were different, more fun. They really take themselves so seriously now that when they attempt to goof around its cringe because you know that's not how it really is anymore.
They pissed off the wrong ghosts and now they're afraid and doomed
moral of the story: don't fuck with demons
Ah man bro I just found out there's a semen demon in my house. Was hoping to get lucky
I like when they were passing by Bobby Mackey's on the way to a new location and decided to pop in to pay their respects. They were too afraid to go inside the building that they had to have the owner come out to them! Hahaha! Fucking scared little pussies.
The best part? Aaron blamed Bobby Mackey's for the dissolution of his marriage.
I think Zaks museum is partially about staving off loneliness. He loves having a place that is constantly full of people going on tours and worshipping him when he casually walks by.
Whenever he's alone though which honestly is probably only in the bathroom he probably feels it. Feels them. The attachments he proudly took on and has failed to remove, refused because he is addicted to their presence. He can get rid of them anytime, he tells himself. They don't have power over him, they belong to him. He's not cursed, he's just a badass and they are his trophies.
And so they feed on him devouring his sanity and his old personality as he swiftly approaches the age of 60.
Why would he need the worshippers if the demons keep him company
Because the demons don't worship him duh. Without being worshipped by fans the damage he has done to his immortal soul doesn't seem worth it.
Surely there is at least one demon who likes him
>attachments
Its all just demons. You don't even have to go to a spooky 'haunted' location to encounter them. This is unironically why his ego has grown, and why he feels the need to feign 'possession.' Because he's truly manipulated by the demonic spirits for messing with the supernatural unprotected, and he doesn't even realize it
Damn that pic is kino.
JK he's not even 50 yet.
Or so they say.
I'm listening to a podcast about Zak's "Demon House" in Flint, MI and they took a couple jabs at our boy. Ripped on him for digging in the basement for: one shoe, toothbrush, and used panties which the on site demonologist said was definitely some kind of ritual/curse.
2022 and they still can't disprove this
Where are the others?
The crazy thing is that it has tits. Was probably trying to distract the people while it's juvenile got away
Kek, I've seen idiots say 'bigfoot is real but they all died about 40 years ago', which is the single most moronic position you can hold on bigfoot.
How does anyone watch this shit literally no ghosts
Meanwhile silent russian enters various hunted places alone and records the entire house shaking
Only thing better than Ghost Adventures is Unsolved Mysteries ghost re-enactments. A Haunting is pretty kino too.
STOP
STOP RUNNING
>Bro! I started to feel weird crushing pain in my crotch.
>Oh yes, many feel that in this room. There are stories that an abused prostitute bit off a mans penis here.
>Dude, I can really feel it!
80% of the reason i got divorced was ghosts… 20% was whiskey sours
*burgles a "haunted" location in your path*
>see dust particles on camera
>WOAH DUDE THATS A GHOST RIGHT THERE