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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >aaron go to the basement by yourself for the 9326th time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >BRO, I'M TOTALLY IN A COLD SPOT, BRO! YOU GOTTA COME CHECK THIS OUT, BRO! I'M SO TOTALLY SERIOUS, BRO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >BRO, I'M TOTALLY IN A COLD SPOT, BRO! YOU GOTTA COME CHECK THIS OUT, BRO! I'M SO TOTALLY SERIOUS, BRO!

      One episode that’s the first thing he does

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ZOZU SHOW YOURSELF BRO
    YOU LIKE THESE TATTOOS?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [EXPLETIVE] THE SPIRITS

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this achievable natty or is it evidence of supernatty activity?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I swear I just felt something tickle my sphincter, I'm serious bro

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zak has the ghostadventures subreddit locked down.

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't watched the show since I was a kid. Why do people hate him now? Isn't the point of the show to act scared at spooky places?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if anyone hates him his behavior has just been ridiculous though. He has been randomly lashing out at the crew taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them all of which is admittedly hilarious but it also distracts from the actual evidence the crew finds.

        It's almost like he is jealous whenever the haunted location starts getting more attention than him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf is she even talking about

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >go back to country
            best solution i have read there

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's just possessed bro, happens to every ghost hunter

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's hilarious how he doesn't even say anything about it in editing or while it's happening he just expects the crew and audience to understand "uh oh the demons are controlling zakky poon again".

            Like a few episodes back he was doing these little kicks at Jay's shins and nobody said anything then he just walks off. He's like an autistic 5 yr old now where everyone just expects him to act crazy and tries to ignore it so as not to encourage him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >gets paid to be autistic
              based and funny as frick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >has his own show
                >beats up a mexican guy for no reason
                >acts autistic with no consequences
                living the dream tbqh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >taking swipes at them, trying to kick them, acting like he's ready to choke them, backing them against walls and hissing at them
          KEK, genuinely chuckled at this. I might have to go watch the show now

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    damn michael cera got buff

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >RAW...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      EXTREME

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These ghost hunting shows are some of the gaygiest shit on tv

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being in 5th grade and watching Ghost Hunters/Scare Tactics was the comfiest shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    streaming the new episode in 45mins

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Episode sucked horse wiener. Funny bits here and there but overall pretty boring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dang that sucks. Last weeks at the haunted school was so good. Not just for the evidence but Zak was actually acting like a researcher again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the school one was pretty good, this one just drops off to SLS shit and whispers that sound like farts. I wished they actually tried to capture shit rather than SLS shit that we know is just the Xbox trying it's hardest to capture a person.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >w-what was that???

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MARY LOVES DICK!

    MARY LOVES DICK!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the ghosts were more afraid of him than he was of them.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, this show is still going?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So is TAPS ghost hunters. I gave a couple of their new episodes a watch and it was just so bland compared to ghostbros. You NEED that spooky soundtrack and editing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > is it the most schizophrenic McDonalds tier tard attracting show ever created ?

        Absolutely, the most complete Mongloid experience on Television

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so you want things even more fake

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    STOP RUNNING

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't me okay? I'm a happy light hearted person you know that. Say it. Say I am a good and nice person.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hundreds upon hundreds of ghost investigations
    >still no ghosts footage
    >still no ghost audio
    >still never been attacked (even with shirt off)
    >aaron is still a b***h and wont go into the attic by himself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they got footage of a ghost throwing a brick in the very beginning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The Goldfield Hotel. I have that DVD.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          back before zack and nick broke off their """"work"""" relationship

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no footage
      >no audio
      lmao they have hours of audio and at least a half dozen top level visuals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Travel Channel has 95 highlight reels.

          https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E4AA22B993C819A

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >even with shirt off
      I know nothing of ghost hunting. Do shirts provide a degree of holy protection against ghosts?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Supernatural, my ex gf and her mom got me in to it

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP RUNNING!

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OMG OMG WHAT WAS THAT?!

    DUDE

    WHAT THE FUUUUCK WAS THAT?!

    AGH!

    SHOW YOURSELF DEMON!!!

    OMG IM SO FRICKING SCARED

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watching new episode now.

    Vacation spot.

    Cheesy skit intro.

    Hmmm....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      keep me posted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they caught a full apparition walking in a mirror
        Very nice.

        Turns out this was a good episode after after.

        Episode sucked horse wiener. Funny bits here and there but overall pretty boring

        You must have mentally checked out like halfway through.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good eps to get me into this show? Neve watched

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The documentary they did before the show is always a good place to start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like Hellfire Caverns season 6 episode 27

      It's a full blown torture ritual chamber used by the elites for centuries. The area with wax sculptures (mannequins) is scary and they do their own rituals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't worry about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are tons of highlights worth watching too

      The only value of watching full episodes is maximum comfy pacing and getting the backstories to a location

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This
        >he doesnt know the feeling of laying in bed at night with his gf watching some ghost adventures

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The audience IQ for this is even lower than Ancient Aliens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me smart people dumb
      Crazy how paranormal stuff always provokes the insecure.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So you believe that this show is real.

        Aliens have more sense than this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks you have to fake ghosts in haunted locations
          Touch paranormal grass, normcel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A bunch a of dudes talking to each other with cameras in buildings with the lights off.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >le bunch of dudes doing _______
              Everytime.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know the sounds aren't just fake and the make them for the show?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never knew about Catalina giants, interesting. And surrounded by children skeletons. The giants were probably honored by being buried with their favorite possessions...

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm they captured an orb seeming to float out of the recorder after an EVP. It would be amazing if EVPs weren't recordings of things said in the environment but if instead spirits were just instinctively entering the physical device near the microphone of the recorder and making sounds there.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zak gives another long speech to the ghosts

    Cringe.

    >does the Bloody Mary ritual spinning in circles and saying it 4 times instead of 3

    Wtf.

    I have a scary story about the Bloody Mary ritual though. It's not a game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a scary story about the Bloody Mary ritual though.
      no thanks

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there people that watch this in a serious way and not just for laughs about how stupid it is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching something for 1 hr to laugh at how it is le stupid
      Sounds like a personality disorder.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So there is people that watch this in a serious way? Hahahaha, are you one of them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >seeking attention in a ghost bros thread
          >too afraid of ghosts to admit they exist
          >can't just watch TV has to designate it as "serious" or "stupid"
          Sad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know I'm not a ghost?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every single time I see this thumbnail I think it's George Michael in Arrested Development.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick cares if ghosts even exist? they are dead, they are just sounds and light, they can't do anything to you. Even a rat is more dangerous than them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nonwhite detected

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the frick cares if ghosts even exist?

      Why do people watch nature documentaries? Who cares if bears exist?

      It's kino. It's fun to observe which haunted locations are more active than others. Some ghosts are truly wicked and aggressive while others are almost incidental and harmless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they literally dont exist bro lol theyre just trolling people like you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >le scary thing doesn't even exist
          That's right little child. Keep being afraid and coping.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > they can't do anything to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What can they do to you?, make some noise and scare you? Oh woow

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i had one yank on my hair once but that was really it
          it was also the only paranormal experience i had but it was enough to be 2spooky4me

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's an entity in my pants.
    It has possessed me and dictates my life.
    Who should I call?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A rat could bite you, give you rabies and if you don't go to the hospital it could even kill you.

    You enter a building and you hear some stupid voice saying "bla bla blaaaaaaaaa..." I would respond "who the fricking cares about you loser, you are dead." and I wouldn't give a frick about it.

    "What are you going to do moronic ghost? you are just a sound, you can even touch me."

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is a deep female voice.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So why does it get cold when a ghost is near? Because some director thought it was a cool way to say there is a ghost near?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you just like don't get ghosts. You like have to get it or you just don't understand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess, they cause problems because they are angry because they were killed or they have to do something they couldn't do when they were alive. Also copied from movies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >literally doesn't understand
        lol stupid people are so sassy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone think that's cool?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they probably don't have warm blood running through their bodies because they don't have corporeal bodies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If they have blood, can they bleed? And so can it be killed again?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and are ghosts afraid of the ghosts of ghosts? is there a ghost zac baggins doing a ghost ghost adventures?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Electromagnetism and thermodynamics. The spirit energies (electromagnetic) which are read by EM scanners also affect the temperature.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are these guys christians?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pooftergeist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      broltergeist

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like when they smash that big red DEBUNKED on screen to show that everything else that happens is legit paranormal activity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They also disprove possible causes for things like
      >we debunked the door slamming by determining it was NOT a draft that caused the door to close
      and then use the DEBUNKED graphic which is literally the wrong way to use that term. It's actually infuriating.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are using the common usage though
        It is dumb in general that we use debunk to call something bunk

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No no, they are actually saying "debunked" when they disprove an explanation. So they verify something is real and cannot be debunked by wind for example then call it debunked. It makes them look illiterate af and at the same time is miseducating a generation of younger viewers. And there's no way to correct Zak because he's a lunatic who does things like threaten subreddits into squashing criticism about him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They also disprove possible causes for things like
      >we debunked the door slamming by determining it was NOT a draft that caused the door to close
      and then use the DEBUNKED graphic which is literally the wrong way to use that term. It's actually infuriating.

      lmao DEBUNKED it is a ghost

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The living are scary the ghosts are dead and can't touch you.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow ghosts can send text messages.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are electric beings and can therefore interfere with and even operate electronic devices.

      Some of the more common experiences with ghosts is receiving phone calls from dead people. It continues to happen even in the modern era.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do they get access to your phone?, how do they unblock it? they are hackers too?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If they want to be yes. They are way beyond hackers. They can interfere with individual logic gates (made with transistors) inside of CPUs.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zak's albums are kino

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What authority does this guy has to tell ghosts what they should do?

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the best episodes imo were Penhurst asylum and that LA hospital peak GA right there.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't the ghosts just get good connection to speak clearly?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Michael frick off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A HEE HOO

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BRO I KNOW THAT SMELL

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >location as close to California as possible
    >bro I feel affected and enraged by the demon bro just like every single time
    >reluctant to do patient investigation, just walk around with kinect camera and test messager puck
    >don't even lockdown
    how do you even watch GA post nick?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >location as close to california as possible

      For years now. All because Zak has untreated OCD about traveling and is unwilling to admit it or seek help so he claims it's the spirits in his haunted museum keeping him close.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there a single episode with any hard proof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there are many eps where you say damn either its fake or ghosts are real. Like, class a evps or doors slamming.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's over 200 episodes of this shit and they still act like every time is their first ghost hunt and they have no idea what's happening

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this man is a multimillionaire from doing this shit
    Honestly im kinda jealous

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone is in the bigfoot thread
    lol

    Let's just make this the new /x/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was having fun in that thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Normies were screeching and reporting it as usual lmao.

        They can't take our based ghostbros from us though as it's a current television series.

        I sometimes make MonsterQuest threads as well to smuggle /x/ discussions. 80% of the monsterquest episodes were about bigfoot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based off topic anon. I fricking hate television and film and the people that watch them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I certainly don't see a single thread worth posting in right now.

            Normieslop is a pass.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              moral of the story: don't frick with demons

              >curse yourself doing rituals
              >now every haunting is le demonic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I love it when they bring in those fake vegas """""priests"""" to exorcise them with sage or whatever too. like that's going to do anything

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forgive Zak for what he did to Nick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so they were a gay couple right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Told him to exaggerate something? I haven't heard the specifics. The fact that Nick attempted his own show makes me think he was looking for an excuse to leave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nick was determined to go out and fail on his own. He did.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have so many of the new seasons recorded but zero episodes of the old seasons.

    The older seasons have such nostalgia for me. The attitudes were different, more fun. They really take themselves so seriously now that when they attempt to goof around its cringe because you know that's not how it really is anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They pissed off the wrong ghosts and now they're afraid and doomed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moral of the story: don't frick with demons

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ah man bro I just found out there's a semen demon in my house. Was hoping to get lucky

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like when they were passing by Bobby Mackey's on the way to a new location and decided to pop in to pay their respects. They were too afraid to go inside the building that they had to have the owner come out to them! Hahaha! Fricking scared little pussies.

        The best part? Aaron blamed Bobby Mackey's for the dissolution of his marriage.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think Zaks museum is partially about staving off loneliness. He loves having a place that is constantly full of people going on tours and worshipping him when he casually walks by.

    Whenever he's alone though which honestly is probably only in the bathroom he probably feels it. Feels them. The attachments he proudly took on and has failed to remove, refused because he is addicted to their presence. He can get rid of them anytime, he tells himself. They don't have power over him, they belong to him. He's not cursed, he's just a badass and they are his trophies.

    And so they feed on him devouring his sanity and his old personality as he swiftly approaches the age of 60.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he need the worshippers if the demons keep him company

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because the demons don't worship him duh. Without being worshipped by fans the damage he has done to his immortal soul doesn't seem worth it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Surely there is at least one demon who likes him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >attachments
      Its all just demons. You don't even have to go to a spooky 'haunted' location to encounter them. This is unironically why his ego has grown, and why he feels the need to feign 'possession.' Because he's truly manipulated by the demonic spirits for messing with the supernatural unprotected, and he doesn't even realize it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn that pic is kino.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JK he's not even 50 yet.

    Or so they say.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm listening to a podcast about Zak's "Demon House" in Flint, MI and they took a couple jabs at our boy. Ripped on him for digging in the basement for: one shoe, toothbrush, and used panties which the on site demonologist said was definitely some kind of ritual/curse.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2022 and they still can't disprove this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the others?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The crazy thing is that it has breasts. Was probably trying to distract the people while it's juvenile got away

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I've seen idiots say 'bigfoot is real but they all died about 40 years ago', which is the single most moronic position you can hold on bigfoot.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does anyone watch this shit literally no ghosts
    Meanwhile silent russian enters various hunted places alone and records the entire house shaking

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing better than Ghost Adventures is Unsolved Mysteries ghost re-enactments. A Haunting is pretty kino too.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    STOP RUNNING

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bro! I started to feel weird crushing pain in my crotch.
    >Oh yes, many feel that in this room. There are stories that an abused prostitute bit off a mans penis here.
    >Dude, I can really feel it!

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    80% of the reason i got divorced was ghosts… 20% was whiskey sours

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *burgles a "haunted" location in your path*

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see dust particles on camera
    >WOAH DUDE THATS A GHOST RIGHT THERE

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