At least he's not a perpetual cuck like Ed. >Kelly cheats and breaks his heart >Finally begins to love again when he meets Sharon Stone >She's a space pirate who just used him to get the ship >Fall in love with Kelly again >She's not interested and gets a boyfriend >Falls in love with Janet >Turns out she's a Krill spy
Young Kelly is the only one he didn't get fricked by.
Did you miss the part where it was against her will due to Rob Lowe pheremone shenanagins? She couldnt have said no if she had tried, it was literally rape.
Also is Gordon the new Harry Kim, dude keeps getting punished.
have you noticed the way they cut around his scenes so that he's never on the screen with kelly at the same time? There are some really awkward cuts around it, it seems like the actors don't want to be on set together.
I liked the socks bit. It was dumb but the delivery made me laugh.
Why'd they have to do my bro Gordon so dirty, though? He was right, nothing bad came of his time living in the past. Maybe they should have done more research in the future history books before jumping to conclusions.
I thought about that too when they were discussing it with the admiral, time travel is always difficult to realistically do because its just whoever gets the first shot in wins. You would assume the Union would decide to eliminate the Kaylon threat asap for fear they would do it first. However, I think the Orville actually set it up so that its realistic for them not to go for it.
It was shown to be cutting edge technology, and can only just handle one ship. So they can't send a fleet to just instanuke the Kaylon as soon as they genocided their creators. And if you only send the Orville, thats one very advanced ship against an entire planet of a presumably space-capable if maybe not interstellar-capable civilization that has progressed enough to have sentient AI. If the Orville loses, the Kaylon have access to all of its technology and ship logs, and will absolutely destroy the Union soon afterwards with their huge time advantage. And if you decide to go further back in time to when the creator race was just getting started, I mean are you going to genocide a basically innocent race because hundreds or thousands of years later their creation goes inadvertently rogue? I suppose you could try to convince them not to build the AI but how are you supposed to trust them? You can't just have the Orville stay there and hold them at gunpoint. And theres so many things that could go wrong by messing with the timeline, what if the creators decide to not trust the Union and go to war with them? Or maybe the AI is still developed anyway and they Kaylon now have advanced warning of the Union threat. I can see why they decided to study it further and actually make a plan of action that will have the best chance of succeeding
Why didn't old gordon use the wifes phone to send himself a message into the future? since future gorden has the phone, he would have warmed him what was going to happen
They literally found her phone in the future, the original one, and downloaded all the data to create the replica. All he needed to do was write himself a message and save it on the phone. Then 400 years later when they find the phone he would read the message.
if they had enough foresight they could have done some interesting things with the time capsule phone. Imagine a cliffhanger from season 2 if in the background of one of the photos gordon saw himself, or something like you said
The writers go for the big setup but can't quite pull it off and just play it safe, like in the last episode with the dna reconstructing machine
or if in Gordons 2025 family timeline they went to back to the orville, found her phone which now documents Gordon's family and kids growing up and backed it up for him and then go back in time
The concept of somebody not going down on EC until she cums makes me angry but the concept of sex in general probably perturbs me at this point outside of the safety of masturbation
>Emilia
S01 and S02 were great. S03 dropped 99% of the humor, became entirely political because we don't have enough of that constantly, and decides to tackle the tough issues like suicide.
Some of us want entertainment and fantasy, not more of the crap in the world.
Only a man could write a story where the fate of the universe rests on a woman agreeing to go on a date with him. Seth is proof that losing your virginity doesn't cure an incel mindset.
>AHHH FER FOCKS SAYKE. THIS FOOKIN CLOSET BENDER, THIS FRICKIN QUEER YANKEE 'AS ONLY GONE AND CAST ME IN THE REMAKE OF GAY Black folk FROM OUTER SPACE. SETH U FECKIN IRISH homosexual I DID NOT AGREE TO GET SUCKED AND FRICKED BY THESE BLACK STAR TREK AYYLIENS. FOOKIN ELL NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I'M A FRICKIN wienerSUCKING FUDGEPACKING MANFRICKING BOYDIDDLING GAYLORD PANSY ARSE homosexual QUEEROPHILE POOFTER! GOD I'M FRICKED.
I still like it but I've been disappointed by season 3 so far. It feels like the quality of the writing has dropped, but in reality it's probably just that they've gotten too ambitious with what they're trying to do each episode. Add that to cutting out most of the humor that made the show charming and it's just less fun to watch.
I felt bad for Gordon
he always gets shafted
He hasn't had as big a focus so far this season but he was well served before. Shit, in season 2 there were two Gordon episodes in a row!
At least he's not a perpetual cuck like Ed.
>Kelly cheats and breaks his heart
>Finally begins to love again when he meets Sharon Stone
>She's a space pirate who just used him to get the ship
>Fall in love with Kelly again
>She's not interested and gets a boyfriend
>Falls in love with Janet
>Turns out she's a Krill spy
Young Kelly is the only one he didn't get fricked by.
>Kelly cheats and breaks his heart
Did you miss the part where it was against her will due to Rob Lowe pheremone shenanagins? She couldnt have said no if she had tried, it was literally rape.
Also is Gordon the new Harry Kim, dude keeps getting punished.
he is clearly lying to Kelly to make her feel better.
have you noticed the way they cut around his scenes so that he's never on the screen with kelly at the same time? There are some really awkward cuts around it, it seems like the actors don't want to be on set together.
It's because it was filmed during covid
>Seth, must we film another gay sex scene?
>don't even question my genius!
>bend over! and everything will be orite
>ASSISTANT! LUUUUUUUUBE!
>LUUUUUUBE!
I liked the socks bit. It was dumb but the delivery made me laugh.
Why'd they have to do my bro Gordon so dirty, though? He was right, nothing bad came of his time living in the past. Maybe they should have done more research in the future history books before jumping to conclusions.
I miss Alara bros.
>be space faring future man that has access to as much alien pussy as he wants
>falls for some 21st century white woman
Was her moronic?
To be fair, I'd rather have a qt medieval waifu than modern woman. Even if she was exotic.
>gets blacked
The actress is a quadroon
>didn't just arrive 2 years earlier and destroy the kaylons
I know time travel is OP and they tried to neuter it with the temporal laws, but come on
I thought about that too when they were discussing it with the admiral, time travel is always difficult to realistically do because its just whoever gets the first shot in wins. You would assume the Union would decide to eliminate the Kaylon threat asap for fear they would do it first. However, I think the Orville actually set it up so that its realistic for them not to go for it.
It was shown to be cutting edge technology, and can only just handle one ship. So they can't send a fleet to just instanuke the Kaylon as soon as they genocided their creators. And if you only send the Orville, thats one very advanced ship against an entire planet of a presumably space-capable if maybe not interstellar-capable civilization that has progressed enough to have sentient AI. If the Orville loses, the Kaylon have access to all of its technology and ship logs, and will absolutely destroy the Union soon afterwards with their huge time advantage. And if you decide to go further back in time to when the creator race was just getting started, I mean are you going to genocide a basically innocent race because hundreds or thousands of years later their creation goes inadvertently rogue? I suppose you could try to convince them not to build the AI but how are you supposed to trust them? You can't just have the Orville stay there and hold them at gunpoint. And theres so many things that could go wrong by messing with the timeline, what if the creators decide to not trust the Union and go to war with them? Or maybe the AI is still developed anyway and they Kaylon now have advanced warning of the Union threat. I can see why they decided to study it further and actually make a plan of action that will have the best chance of succeeding
Why didn't old gordon use the wifes phone to send himself a message into the future? since future gorden has the phone, he would have warmed him what was going to happen
How on earth would a 21st century phone signal reach a 25th century replica of a phone? Would it just be bouncing around satellites for centuries?
They literally found her phone in the future, the original one, and downloaded all the data to create the replica. All he needed to do was write himself a message and save it on the phone. Then 400 years later when they find the phone he would read the message.
if they had enough foresight they could have done some interesting things with the time capsule phone. Imagine a cliffhanger from season 2 if in the background of one of the photos gordon saw himself, or something like you said
The writers go for the big setup but can't quite pull it off and just play it safe, like in the last episode with the dna reconstructing machine
or if in Gordons 2025 family timeline they went to back to the orville, found her phone which now documents Gordon's family and kids growing up and backed it up for him and then go back in time
Same reason we didn't send the space shuttle to rescue Apollo 13: said phone got time capsuled in 2015. He didn't meet his holocrush until 2018.
Starting this show. When does it decline in quality, anons?
there was a pretty boring troony episode 2 eps back don't mind the message but was just boring.
it's at its worst at the start of s1
Mid-season 2.
It was a funny Star Trek ripoff until then.
Then it became a just a Star Trek ripoff.
Now it's a NuTrek ripoff.
Do you think Seth went down on Emilia? Would he be the type of dude to go down on chicks?
>Would he be the type of dude to go down on chicks?
You mean a cuck? Yeah, he seems the type.
The concept of somebody not going down on EC until she cums makes me angry but the concept of sex in general probably perturbs me at this point outside of the safety of masturbation
when my future self invents time travel she will go back in time to 9/11 and stop him from missing his flight
So that sandwich going to materialize in space since the ship moved after they sent it forward?
>Emilia
S01 and S02 were great. S03 dropped 99% of the humor, became entirely political because we don't have enough of that constantly, and decides to tackle the tough issues like suicide.
Some of us want entertainment and fantasy, not more of the crap in the world.
At least Mark Jackson got to work more on his Brett Spiner impersonation.
Only a man could write a story where the fate of the universe rests on a woman agreeing to go on a date with him. Seth is proof that losing your virginity doesn't cure an incel mindset.
I'd gladly let Scott Grimes impregnate my little sissiy bussy
That was a great episode.
>AHHH FER FOCKS SAYKE. THIS FOOKIN CLOSET BENDER, THIS FRICKIN QUEER YANKEE 'AS ONLY GONE AND CAST ME IN THE REMAKE OF GAY Black folk FROM OUTER SPACE. SETH U FECKIN IRISH homosexual I DID NOT AGREE TO GET SUCKED AND FRICKED BY THESE BLACK STAR TREK AYYLIENS. FOOKIN ELL NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK I'M A FRICKIN wienerSUCKING FUDGEPACKING MANFRICKING BOYDIDDLING GAYLORD PANSY ARSE homosexual QUEEROPHILE POOFTER! GOD I'M FRICKED.
I still like it but I've been disappointed by season 3 so far. It feels like the quality of the writing has dropped, but in reality it's probably just that they've gotten too ambitious with what they're trying to do each episode. Add that to cutting out most of the humor that made the show charming and it's just less fun to watch.
>Add that to cutting out most of the humor that made the show charming and it's just less fun to watch.
this made me drop it entirely
>This is somehow way better than all the official stuff
How in the frick did he do it?