>be me >semi autistic, high anxiety, very little socialisation since covid >local music festival next door to where i live >haven't heard of it so go for a walk to see what it is >ehh/10 >walking back through the park at night, some festival-goers walking home/to their cars >i walk quite fast >pass 2 women >one turns and looks at me as I pass >"frick, you'd get it" she says >look away, realise she said something and look back >"what did you say?" >"...you walk very fast" >"oh yeah that's what happens when umm... I err walk a lot" >"oh, that's good" >"yeah" >"..." >"..." >"be seeing ya" >"have a good evening" >speed walk away
I wanna laugh at this but I don't think I would've handled this any different. Whenver some random stranger talks to me, I immediately assume the worst and try to end the conversation as fast as possible.
Thinking if I were in his situation and feeling confident or witty enough I'd probably turn around as they said that and say cool where are we going or what are we doing then. Just depends on your demeaner. Just can't spill spaghetti all over
It's quite a common expression, especially among chavs, in the uk. >Fricking hell she'd definitely get it!
I've always interpreted "it" to be the d (Descartes.jpg) which makes it sort of silly and fun when a girl says it
kek anon >also be literally me >be in pub >towards end of the night this girl says to me out of no where "you have great teeth!" >confused, just say " yeah thanks, i try brush them every now and then" >frick off and get another pint >realise a day later how autistic that was
Do you actually believe this? bawdy women say worse all the time if you're above average. You'd never want to actually sleep with the kind of girls who say this though unless you want to roll the dice on STDs.
smile and say "my place or yours?" in a joking way. if it hits it hits. if not /SPEEDWALK/. it is quite literally that simple. she's serving up softballs kiddo all ya gotta do is drive em into the back of the net and bazinga. touchdown.
it never works, women with girl friends, if low class and disinhibited, will be playful like that
I guess the best course of action would be to play it off casually and ask *both of them* what they're up and propose something, like joining them or leaving *one of them* your number so you can "hang out" sometimes
smile and say "my place or yours?" in a joking way. if it hits it hits. if not /SPEEDWALK/. it is quite literally that simple. she's serving up softballs kiddo all ya gotta do is drive em into the back of the net and bazinga. touchdown.
he could alternatively just try walking up to them deadpan autist style and saying "I REALLY LIKE TO CUM. I HAVE AUTISM." if you can simultaneously channel your inner gigachad energy and sperg energy it could be great success.
nothing, but just the fact you're only inviting one of the hoes over will hamper your chances as nothing but a turbohoe will ditch her friend like that on a whim even if she is genuinely dying for ur c0ck
if anything he should invite both of them to hangout or something like that
It's quite a common expression, especially among chavs, in the uk. >Fricking hell she'd definitely get it!
I've always interpreted "it" to be the d (Descartes.jpg) which makes it sort of silly and fun when a girl says it
Imo it actually opens up more. Women can be catty and jealous, plus hr departments are made up of cougars, so you get a free pass with them, and men still like you for no reason.
>men still like you for no reason.
It's because unlike women, men aren't vindictive c**ts who are jealous of any man who looks better than them. Hence all the incel types (who, accurately or inaccurately, consider themselves very ugly) memeing chads as cool and badass.
Men are actually capable of camaraderie and friendship, unlike the average foid who is a black hole of selfishness. Hence why so many of them don't understand Frodo and Sam's friendship in Lord of the Rings.
Women only don't kill each other because they're lazy and are accustomed to men taking risks and doing dirty work for them. If killing was easy, women would kill more than men.
Anyway, this Barbie movie is probably going to be unwatchable crap. Rotten Tomatoes will give it 97% anyway because it's "important."
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this like the 5 year old you are but... it's just hormones. Testosterone makes people violent. Unlike men, women are extremely low T. Males don't commit most of the crime because they of a lack of laziness. They do it because many men can't handle the side effects of high Test.
>be me >semi autistic, high anxiety, very little socialisation since covid >local music festival next door to where i live >haven't heard of it so go for a walk to see what it is >ehh/10 >walking back through the park at night, some festival-goers walking home/to their cars >i walk quite fast >pass 2 women >one turns and looks at me as I pass >"frick, you'd get it" she says >look away, realise she said something and look back >"what did you say?" >"...you walk very fast" >"oh yeah that's what happens when umm... I err walk a lot" >"oh, that's good" >"yeah" >"..." >"..." >"be seeing ya" >"have a good evening" >speed walk away
wow hes literally me
LETS GET SOME KEN-ERGY GOIN'
Literally me but I live in my moms house
https://i.imgur.com/3F03rz3.jpg
Bros, it was just a joke before but... He is LITERALLY me.
Wait what's the problem?
Barbie is a fantasy for girls. Barbie is the astronaut that has a house in malibu and drives a pink convertible. Who cares about Ken in context of Barbie?
You don't understand. This version of Ken is another perfect Gosling male archetype. Barbie is talented at everything, she can have whatever she wants. Ken is nothing more than a possession to her, he has nothing but his looks. It's like a modern Midnight Cowboy.
>let's have a 45 year old dad play our idealised highschooler escapist fantasy for young girls
Jesus, is the new generation of actors really this soulless?
>making ken the joke character because they are too afraid to use the dumb blonde trope for barbie.
yeah, i know they did this shit in toy story already.
>no money, job, car, or house >sleeps on barbie's couch >but still has bleach blonde hair and wears designer clothes
Got it. Ken is the "woe is me" gay guy comic relief. A light skin black dude that's always chill and has it together is dating Barbie from the beginning.
She's mediocre at best, and only given these roles because she's a woke feminazi c**t, and because she spent the early stages of her career riding the circumcised wiener carousel of ((directors)) like ((Noah Baumbach)) (co-writer of the new Barbie movie) and ((Joe Swanberg)) (literally riding his on-camera in a movie).
Gerwig's directorial career (not including the movies that men she fricked directed and she got co-director credit for): >Lady Bird- very middle-of-the-road coming-of-age indie movie. Somewhat annoying main character who's an obvious self-insert; but Gerwig is so narcissistic that after obviously basing the character off her real life, she b***hes in interviews about people understandably assuming it's autobiographical because it's "denying the work she did in writing the story." >The upteenth Little Women adaptation. Except this time she made it non-linear and added a couple feminist scenes because she knows better than Louisa May Alcott. Because she's a woman, everyone pretends it's the best movie ever. Another multi-millionaire b***h whinges on TV that the only reason it didn't win Best Picture was "white male rage": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0h0tXXBzc >New Barbie movie that's going to be a two-hour gender studies lecture.
She's fine as hell, though. And has done a lot of nude scenes.
[...]
She's mediocre at best, and only given these roles because she's a woke feminazi c**t, and because she spent the early stages of her career riding the circumcised wiener carousel of ((directors)) like ((Noah Baumbach)) (co-writer of the new Barbie movie) and ((Joe Swanberg)) (literally riding his on-camera in a movie).
Gerwig's directorial career (not including the movies that men she fricked directed and she got co-director credit for): >Lady Bird- very middle-of-the-road coming-of-age indie movie. Somewhat annoying main character who's an obvious self-insert; but Gerwig is so narcissistic that after obviously basing the character off her real life, she b***hes in interviews about people understandably assuming it's autobiographical because it's "denying the work she did in writing the story." >The upteenth Little Women adaptation. Except this time she made it non-linear and added a couple feminist scenes because she knows better than Louisa May Alcott. Because she's a woman, everyone pretends it's the best movie ever. Another multi-millionaire b***h whinges on TV that the only reason it didn't win Best Picture was "white male rage": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0h0tXXBzc >New Barbie movie that's going to be a two-hour gender studies lecture.
She's fine as hell, though. And has done a lot of nude scenes.
I feel so incredibly attracted to her for reasons I can't quite put a finger on
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1547410819637444614 >"I think a lot of Kens will feel seen when they see this. Gotta do it for the Kens of the world. Nobody plays with Kens!" >Nobody plays with Kens!"
Bros...
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1547410819637444614 >"I think a lot of Kens will feel seen when they see this. Gotta do it for the Kens of the world. Nobody plays with Kens!" >Nobody plays with Kens!"
Bros...
>He probably secretly browses here
This, be honest bros. If you were famous, and someone asked you about Cinemaphile memes, "losers and virgins" is exactly the phrase you would use to describe this place
That's not too far off. Even without the famous part, with time you start viewing things neutrally. The same happens with weebs who genuinely start despising other weebs while not particularly hating anime, just being neutral about it.
Checked >Indeed. Much like Emilia would make the /ECG/ threads
Exactly anon, the same with the BL, JG,MB threads. I don’t think people realise who the are talking too here.
the marketing department that made Cinemaphiles golden goose cannot possibly be paid enough
>nothing but good things said about goose 24/9 for 4+ years on Cinemaphile
the pr reach that this will have had from fa/tv/irgins jokeing with their bros is easily in the millions at this point
>imagine millions of people un-ironically loveing you because of litterly me-memes
sure he could frick it up but that must be such a trip
This movie would've been great if they made it 10 years ago and didn't have to include a troony barbie or gay/chink ken. Goose and Robbie are both too old now.
He's doing it for us bros, he knows we have ken-ergy dormant inside us, he knows we can awaken it..... this is deliciously dangerous... I-i... I feel it rising...
I have money (good sum in savings that I've been bumming on with no major bills to pay) & a car (used 2005 Chevy Equinox), but I live with my dad & I am unemployed by choice.
I will have to get another job eventually, but I am sick of the wagie cage. I wish I could move out without having to live in a shitty neighborhood with high crime or shitty landlords.
I wake up most days with too much ken-ergy. I try to calm it, try to reduce it but it becomes overbearing. I've talked to my doctors about it, but most of them dont understand, the raw ken-ergy that spills from my every pore... i thought I was alone. I'm glad the Goose is doing this for us, for all the Kens. This movie is our Truth and I'm glad finally I have something I can make my mom watch and she can finally understand exactly who I am and why I refuse to leave my bedroom.
>a bunch of demoralized zoomers celebrating a feminist movie demeaning them and taking being a emasculated bum as a compliment
Jesus Christ it really is over
>got a fiancé >got own place (though not a house) >got a car (Honda Civic Type R, EP3) >Got a motorbike (Ninja 300) >but I'll never be able to afford a house with my own garden
>be me >Think that I'm like a ryan gosling character in his moveis >Got money(enought to live by myself) >got the job >got the car
Bros I'm sorry, I ashemed all of you, I'm not a Gos boy.
But I got no house, just rent. Still a gos?
Post moments you acted like Ken: >high school >standing alone by a pillar waiting for my dad to pick me up >israeli girl that always wears the same hoodie walks up to me >says "You have really nice hair but your face is weird" >look back at her and say "Ok" >she walks away
The kenergy hasn't left my body since
>frend asks girl who sat next to me in math if she thought i was attractive >she says she would definitely fugg >looks at me as she said it >anons reply? >cool
another one, dj khaled edition >qt 19 yo blonde conservative christian type at work >i am her boss >everybody's been telling me for months she wants it >being flirty, playing with hair, always giggly around me >but i am a sperg >all these things passin me by like my name was pharcyde >on her last day she sort of awkwardly hangs around me for a while and makes small talk for ages >i do nothing >another coworker subsequently tells me she'd confided about being way into me >i continue to do nothing
why i must b dis whey. i have several other stories like this of moronic missed opportunities. dealing with people sounds simple in principle but in the moment i struggle to discern what somebody's really thinking. even if all the signs seem obvious i find a way of doubting myself.
>high school >some girl behind my desk starts teasing me for being a little socially awkward >can't think of anything to say to her so i ignore her >she kisses the back of my neck >continue to ignore her because i have nothing to say about this situation
>be me in highschool >get along wel enough with some of the girls >chilling with one of them, she makes a snapchat video or something >couple of minutes later she tells me one of her friends thought i looked really cute >want to play cool so i just say „ok“ >anon dont you wanna know who she is? >sure i guess >shows me really cute slender israeli girl with great smile and breasts >i just mumble ok again and walk away
>Be me >Age 21 >Work with qt girl >Crush on her, she crushes on me >She has the place to herself, invites a bunch of us coworkers to her place to check out a meteor shower >Learns I'm a KV on that night >Overcast weather, we all stay inside and drink/play cards >One by one everyone leaves but me and one other guy. She's our ride back. >She takes him back first despite it making more sense spatially to take me back. >Asks if I want to keep hanging out and go back to her's. >Yes.jpg >We go back to her place >"Ohh anon. Why don't we watch that movie you mentioned earlier this week?" >She takes me to her bedroom >We're laying side by side as she tries to load it up on putlocker >"Ah shoot. The movie isn't working... What do you want to do now, anon?" >"Idk... maybe we can go grab some food?"
I am, that was just a different time in my life when I was very insecure about the way I looked (childhood issues). I second-guessed the shit out of everything. Figured the moment I showed any interest in a girl I'd turn her off. I feel bad for her though because she on more than one occasion lined me up like that. I think I just needed someone to tell me that they wanted me.
How could he have nothing if in every scene they are dressed nice.
This sounds shit,Ken is assigned to a house because hes a fricking doll, that's the god damn point of the fricking film.
so ken is just a neet who fell down the looksmaxxing rabbit hole and finally lured in an unwitting bimbo to be his girlfriend? one ticket for the Barbie movie please.
Literally me but I live in my moms house
Are you me and how come I don't remember typing this?
This + I don't have a cute blonde gf
>no job
>no money
>live with my mother
And somehow I’ve still got b***hes
Ken lives in BARBIE'S DREAMHOUSE, not Ken's Dreamhouse
Frick, you're right. Everything is Barbie's. The houses, the cars, everything.
yep, she's a barbie girl, in a barbie world
I drive
Literally me except my dads house and I'm 26
Wait but that's me!
literally me except my parents are still together and i don't have a driving license so i walk
>I’m making this movie for all the kens out there
What did he mean by this
Sigma Males
What's sigma
Meaning if you frick up something good like Bladerunner, you deserve the rope.
Chads
HE’S TALKING TO US
He's talking to me! ME
I'm not really much of a Ken
I've always thought of myself as more of a Tom to be honest
>Ken-ergy
….
LETS GET SOME KEN-ERGY GOIN'
I can give you Menergy
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Is...is Ryan hinting he is not straight or not entirely straight?
"It's MORBIN' time!"
>frick off shill meme
"Ken-ergy"
LMAO SO TRU LITERALLY ME XD GO BARBIE MOVIE!!!
Time to morb me some kenergy
Keyed
Except the Kenergy thing was something he just made up on the spot, not a dead meme he decided to parrot
Yes I'm sure Ryan Gosling made it up himself and not the marketing team.
>redditor gets upset his shit meme died in literally less than a month while the ken-ergy keeps flowing
Literally me except I rent a house and have a truck
Not literally you at all then.
damn the guy looks OLD
Feel like he hasnt aged in 10 years
get glasses
looks like a teenager in the 80s
Being a hot himbo will open doors for you as if you were a female
>be me
>semi autistic, high anxiety, very little socialisation since covid
>local music festival next door to where i live
>haven't heard of it so go for a walk to see what it is
>ehh/10
>walking back through the park at night, some festival-goers walking home/to their cars
>i walk quite fast
>pass 2 women
>one turns and looks at me as I pass
>"frick, you'd get it" she says
>look away, realise she said something and look back
>"what did you say?"
>"...you walk very fast"
>"oh yeah that's what happens when umm... I err walk a lot"
>"oh, that's good"
>"yeah"
>"..."
>"..."
>"be seeing ya"
>"have a good evening"
>speed walk away
BRUH
Real human bean
>"I...walk a lot"
The Walker
"I walk"
REAL HUMAN BEING
I wanna laugh at this but I don't think I would've handled this any different. Whenver some random stranger talks to me, I immediately assume the worst and try to end the conversation as fast as possible.
Thinking if I were in his situation and feeling confident or witty enough I'd probably turn around as they said that and say cool where are we going or what are we doing then. Just depends on your demeaner. Just can't spill spaghetti all over
>"frick, you'd get it"
Wait, what did they mean by this? Were they trying to get you to join their conversation???
I think they meant they found him attractive
Oh, I guess I have autism too.
They should have been more clear.
I dont get it.
I don't know if you're joking but think of it like "frick, you'd get it(it being sex)"
I wasn't joking. I honestly couldn't follow what that meant until you pointed it out.
It's quite a common expression, especially among chavs, in the uk.
>Fricking hell she'd definitely get it!
I've always interpreted "it" to be the d (Descartes.jpg) which makes it sort of silly and fun when a girl says it
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kek anon
>also be literally me
>be in pub
>towards end of the night this girl says to me out of no where "you have great teeth!"
>confused, just say " yeah thanks, i try brush them every now and then"
>frick off and get another pint
>realise a day later how autistic that was
you're both supreme autists if that convo really did happen so you'd be a pretty cute couple
She isn't autistic, it's completely normal for a brit to be surprised her fellow countryman has good dental hygiene
>have long hair
>girl compliments my hair
>"t-thanks, i uhh... grew it myself"
>walk away
>You have great hair, what's your secret?
>Just stop cutting it
>...oh
>"frick, you'd get it" she says
no one says that. cool fantasy
Do you actually believe this? bawdy women say worse all the time if you're above average. You'd never want to actually sleep with the kind of girls who say this though unless you want to roll the dice on STDs.
>Walk (2022)
Yeah I'm thinking it's walking time
clip of greentexter
you're literally me except no woman has shown any interest in me before.
AND A REAL HERO
Literally me.
i have only heard negresses say this, are you by chance a melinated individual?
That makes sense, only negresses go for sub 8/10 white males
What is even the appropriate response here? How do you maneuver that to getting her to come back to your place? Please help I'm moronic.
smile and say "my place or yours?" in a joking way. if it hits it hits. if not /SPEEDWALK/. it is quite literally that simple. she's serving up softballs kiddo all ya gotta do is drive em into the back of the net and bazinga. touchdown.
it never works, women with girl friends, if low class and disinhibited, will be playful like that
I guess the best course of action would be to play it off casually and ask *both of them* what they're up and propose something, like joining them or leaving *one of them* your number so you can "hang out" sometimes
no that would just make it too real too suddenly
he could alternatively just try walking up to them deadpan autist style and saying "I REALLY LIKE TO CUM. I HAVE AUTISM." if you can simultaneously channel your inner gigachad energy and sperg energy it could be great success.
>no that would just make it too real too suddenly
What exactly do you have to lose? He didn't say to use that line on a girl you already know.
nothing, but just the fact you're only inviting one of the hoes over will hamper your chances as nothing but a turbohoe will ditch her friend like that on a whim even if she is genuinely dying for ur c0ck
if anything he should invite both of them to hangout or something like that
very nice
Put me in the screenshot
>"frick, you'd get it"
ESL here, wtf does that mean?
See
Thanks m8
>frick, you'd get it
>knows exactly what they say
>ask what they say
nice fantasy
>not asking someone what they said when you have poor social skills and they said something surprising
srsly?
Bet you were real proud of yourself. Next time it happens you'll react faster
Except it never will
Imo it actually opens up more. Women can be catty and jealous, plus hr departments are made up of cougars, so you get a free pass with them, and men still like you for no reason.
>men still like you for no reason.
It's because unlike women, men aren't vindictive c**ts who are jealous of any man who looks better than them. Hence all the incel types (who, accurately or inaccurately, consider themselves very ugly) memeing chads as cool and badass.
Men are actually capable of camaraderie and friendship, unlike the average foid who is a black hole of selfishness. Hence why so many of them don't understand Frodo and Sam's friendship in Lord of the Rings.
>It's because unlike women, men aren't vindictive c**ts
pffffffffffffffffffffff lol
men get jealous too bro just less of them
Men get jealous too. They just get over it soon enough and are less vindictive about it when the men involved know each other directly.
1. Men literally kill each other.
2. Is that why everyone moid here seethes when they see a pic if Callum von Moger?
Women only don't kill each other because they're lazy and are accustomed to men taking risks and doing dirty work for them. If killing was easy, women would kill more than men.
Anyway, this Barbie movie is probably going to be unwatchable crap. Rotten Tomatoes will give it 97% anyway because it's "important."
What do you mean
Women have killed more people through abortion than have died in every war in human history
doubt, but a scary thought
a fetus is not sentient, lmao. you literally do not exist until you are out of the womb
>going through your mom's pussy magically gives you sentience
how does anyone justify claiming this?
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this like the 5 year old you are but... it's just hormones. Testosterone makes people violent. Unlike men, women are extremely low T. Males don't commit most of the crime because they of a lack of laziness. They do it because many men can't handle the side effects of high Test.
really pathetic post
Agreed, women are the Black folk of gender.
wow hes literally me
>are you me?
>no I’m literally Ken Tucky
Hope the movie ends with Ken learning to be more than just Barbies accessory and they get back together
We already know how the movie ends. Barbie leaves him for a black guy and Ken gets a troony girlfriend
>Ken commits double murder-suicide
anon is projecting his fantasies out loud again
>Ken-ergy
bros i can do it, I can be literally me
There is literally not one straight white male they won't destroy.
They won’t get me.
HES US bros
KEN-ERGY!
Literally me (except I'm a home owner, have a job, drive a car and have some money)
I FEEL THE KENERGY FLOWING THROUGH ME
Does he have to make his own dress, are his breast perky?
He's literally me but older
Wait what's the problem?
Barbie is a fantasy for girls. Barbie is the astronaut that has a house in malibu and drives a pink convertible. Who cares about Ken in context of Barbie?
You don't understand. This version of Ken is another perfect Gosling male archetype. Barbie is talented at everything, she can have whatever she wants. Ken is nothing more than a possession to her, he has nothing but his looks. It's like a modern Midnight Cowboy.
Boss im almost 100% sure this is going to be about barbie dumping a white guy for a black guy.
Ken is the one who ends up with the black dude not Barbie.
>let's have a 45 year old dad play our idealised highschooler escapist fantasy for young girls
Jesus, is the new generation of actors really this soulless?
>making ken the joke character because they are too afraid to use the dumb blonde trope for barbie.
yeah, i know they did this shit in toy story already.
i mean if they are going to make a joke side character why would it be the titular Barbie (tm)
barbie is the main character while ken is a twink male in a toy franchise for little girls
of course he's the joke character
>no money, job, car, or house
>sleeps on barbie's couch
>but still has bleach blonde hair and wears designer clothes
Got it. Ken is the "woe is me" gay guy comic relief. A light skin black dude that's always chill and has it together is dating Barbie from the beginning.
I guess thats unironically it
What if they're aware of the meme and playing into it? What if they want us to identify with Ken?
Do we all have Ken-ergy bros?
are you morons actually excited for this shit?
I am mildly excited for a new wave of gosling memes.
yeah
Greta Gerwig is an exciting new filmmaker.
Quads confirm.
She's mediocre at best, and only given these roles because she's a woke feminazi c**t, and because she spent the early stages of her career riding the circumcised wiener carousel of ((directors)) like ((Noah Baumbach)) (co-writer of the new Barbie movie) and ((Joe Swanberg)) (literally riding his on-camera in a movie).
Gerwig's directorial career (not including the movies that men she fricked directed and she got co-director credit for):
>Lady Bird- very middle-of-the-road coming-of-age indie movie. Somewhat annoying main character who's an obvious self-insert; but Gerwig is so narcissistic that after obviously basing the character off her real life, she b***hes in interviews about people understandably assuming it's autobiographical because it's "denying the work she did in writing the story."
>The upteenth Little Women adaptation. Except this time she made it non-linear and added a couple feminist scenes because she knows better than Louisa May Alcott. Because she's a woman, everyone pretends it's the best movie ever. Another multi-millionaire b***h whinges on TV that the only reason it didn't win Best Picture was "white male rage": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT0h0tXXBzc
>New Barbie movie that's going to be a two-hour gender studies lecture.
She's fine as hell, though. And has done a lot of nude scenes.
Shut up Black person
>t. moronic simp
Shut up Black person
she looks like she really likes fricking young men
I feel so incredibly attracted to her for reasons I can't quite put a finger on
same, i unironnically watched Frances Ha because I thought she was cute
forgot pic related
It's the germanic genes I think. Kino as frick strong jaw
looks like a man
ywnp
Couldn't stand her in Frances Ha
Yes. The idea of double featuring it with Oppenheimer on opening weekend fills me with glee
>Greta Gerwig is a competent filmmaker
>noah baumbach co-writing
>Decent cast
Yes I'm excited
COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
have any of you even watched that new one with ryan gosling in the grey man? because I havent
I don't think it's out on netflix until Friday.
Yes, I saw it in theaters. It was total action kino.
it will be the most visually original movie of the last 5 years
Yes
it looks fun so why not
>goose plays a plastic children's toy
>he still manages to be literally me
how does he do it
>the ken-ergy
Yeah ain't too many that can handle me,
but I can tell you got Big Ken energy.
бyквaльнo я
gooses, time to activate our new personality
He's way too old to be playing Ken
I'd rather see him in a Poison biopic playing C.C. DeVille than in this hot trash
/ken-etic kenergy/
Our time is coming, Kenchads
I used to be Ken when I played with my sister and her friends, it's finally our time boys.
So Ken is code for simp now. Nice.
Oh my God they killed Ken-ny!
We are so close bros...
Ryan knows. He knows bros. He loves us, I knew he was kidding about the incel thing!
Ken bros.. our time is now.
I used to instinctively hate my sister's barbie and ken shit growing up. I now realize it's because I was looking into a mirror. Thank you Goose.
honestly a solid PR move if he actually does an extended autistic bit throughout the promotion.
>nobody plays with the Kens
>ive seen Ken's you people couldn't even imagine
I'm taking the Kenpill bros
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1547410819637444614
>"I think a lot of Kens will feel seen when they see this. Gotta do it for the Kens of the world. Nobody plays with Kens!"
>Nobody plays with Kens!"
Bros...
Pretty people don’t need self sufficiency.
They can get a new job at any time.
Also reminder gosling shit on his fan base and you should all boycott this movie.
I don’t take shit from anybody
Lmao that's rich considering Ryan wore a Cinemaphile hat once.
He probably secretly browses here. A lot of Hollywood does on the low.
>He probably secretly browses here
This, be honest bros. If you were famous, and someone asked you about Cinemaphile memes, "losers and virgins" is exactly the phrase you would use to describe this place
No I would say that this place is full of black Israelite.
DAS RITE
The hero we needed but never knew we wanted
That's not too far off. Even without the famous part, with time you start viewing things neutrally. The same happens with weebs who genuinely start despising other weebs while not particularly hating anime, just being neutral about it.
>He probably secretly browses here
He’s not very secretive about it when he’s here anon. Probably ITT. Who do you think makes the Goose threads?
Goose, is that you? Love you baby duck.
Not that awesome but.
look out for random threads with his picture in the Op or the”guess who I met” thread and you will find him
Exceptionally high ken-ergy in this post
I mean, yeah, you're not wrong lmao.
Indeed. Much like Emilia would make the /ECG/ threads.
He wore a green Cinemaphile clover hat once and was photographed with it on. It got memoryholed though so I cannot conclusively prove it to you.
Checked
>Indeed. Much like Emilia would make the /ECG/ threads
Exactly anon, the same with the BL, JG,MB threads. I don’t think people realise who the are talking too here.
When did he wear a Cinemaphile hat?
>He probably secretly browses here. A lot of Hollywood does on the low.
no. they. do. not.
Rian Johnson here. Goose is literally me.
check'd
Checked Ken-netic dubs.
Who know RJ had so much Ken-ergy.
hi Henry
I believe he meant to say.
>it’s just a bunch of Ken’s that make them.
Ryan knows people like him make the memes
>gosling shit on his fan base
So calling an apple an apple is something outrageous? Have some humility, kid.
I disliked Barbie toys. G.I.Joes were simply better quality.
>unemployed ken
Why the frick does he keep playing loser types?
He is literally us.
To appeal to his core fandom.
the marketing department that made Cinemaphiles golden goose cannot possibly be paid enough
>nothing but good things said about goose 24/9 for 4+ years on Cinemaphile
the pr reach that this will have had from fa/tv/irgins jokeing with their bros is easily in the millions at this point
>imagine millions of people un-ironically loveing you because of litterly me-memes
sure he could frick it up but that must be such a trip
>4+ years
homie Drive came out in 2011
i think Cinemaphile liked him since the notebook un-ironically but nobody could say anything because we have to larp as loosers for the culture
so basically most of his career hes had a massive fanbase on 4chainz kek probably the 10s of millions of people the pr has hit then
that and i have no idea when Cinemaphile was made but this is truely a gosling board lmao
i feel it...the KEN-ERGY is...FLOWING THROUGH MEEEEEE!!!!
>he's going through some stuff
literally me
is he autistic or something
seriously
literally, LITERALLY me
He looks disgusted with her
Well she is white.
how's this autism? it's just him goofing around with a co-worker infront of a camera.
ANOTHER THOT DENIED BY THE GOOSE
the protagonists of Cinemaphile
Was it autism?
literally me on the left
Are you new or something?
What's with all the muttoids
> is he autistic or something
somebody post THAT webm with him and Ana de Armas
WHY WASN'T I BORN HANDSOME OR SMART OR CHARISMATIC
FRICK
Ken boy summer anon start working out yesterday
>also get the equivolent of an undergrad in nutrition science or a minor in pharmacology kek
WAGMI
she's so pretty
>tfw affleck married jennifer lopez
what was his problem, bros?
He can't believe the bullshit coming out of that frenchman's mouth.
unreal how autistic he looks in these
Is that the asian masculinity guy?
he's just like me
Sima looks like he doesn’t know what to do with his hands
those are $300 Red Wings. Just well loved.
i seriously hope that you're aware that HE is aware of the memes and know what you wanna hear. it's all part of a cynical media campaign.
Ok, schizo
frick off
>mfw got money, got a job and got a house
I'm operating on low level Ken-ergy right now. Time to frick my life up and work out/tan all day
I cannot fricking wait for this movie
Me on the right
whos the chick second from right on the top?
thats the director greta
This movie would've been great if they made it 10 years ago and didn't have to include a troony barbie or gay/chink ken. Goose and Robbie are both too old now.
The more I hear about this movie the more I'm convinced gosling is trying to market it to this board
We gotta keep the Ken-ergy alive bros
Unironically does he know?
dude hes literally me when i was younger. I had no job, car or money and i was banging a barbie
He's doing it for us bros, he knows we have ken-ergy dormant inside us, he knows we can awaken it..... this is deliciously dangerous... I-i... I feel it rising...
the guy who played hangman in Top Gun should've been Ken
no.
if it wasn't for my parents letting me stay at theirs, that would literally be me. i'd have to sleep around just to get a bed to lay in.
I have money (good sum in savings that I've been bumming on with no major bills to pay) & a car (used 2005 Chevy Equinox), but I live with my dad & I am unemployed by choice.
I will have to get another job eventually, but I am sick of the wagie cage. I wish I could move out without having to live in a shitty neighborhood with high crime or shitty landlords.
I usually start with their "top 10" and work my way down to random shit.
What other nig nog propaganda am I missing in her list?
What’s wrong with Adam Project?
I wake up most days with too much ken-ergy. I try to calm it, try to reduce it but it becomes overbearing. I've talked to my doctors about it, but most of them dont understand, the raw ken-ergy that spills from my every pore... i thought I was alone. I'm glad the Goose is doing this for us, for all the Kens. This movie is our Truth and I'm glad finally I have something I can make my mom watch and she can finally understand exactly who I am and why I refuse to leave my bedroom.
KENS
RISE UP!!
>a bunch of demoralized zoomers celebrating a feminist movie demeaning them and taking being a emasculated bum as a compliment
Jesus Christ it really is over
god you're right, i'll start campaigning for trump 2024 over on /misc/ instead
thank you for bringing me to my senses
your generation should just kys already so we can restart with a better batch and not waste resources on you lost causes
take your own advice and have a nice day
>cant even come up with a better come back than "no u"
you really are worthless
The song always said
>I'm a Barbie girl, in THE Barbie world..."
Stop with this nonsense.
history revision
>got a fiancé
>got own place (though not a house)
>got a car (Honda Civic Type R, EP3)
>Got a motorbike (Ninja 300)
>but I'll never be able to afford a house with my own garden
I was close. Am 32 btw.
gotta generate more kenergy
>got own place(but not a house)
What? A condo?
>be me
>Think that I'm like a ryan gosling character in his moveis
>Got money(enought to live by myself)
>got the job
>got the car
Bros I'm sorry, I ashemed all of you, I'm not a Gos boy.
But I got no house, just rent. Still a gos?
Sir, you must to believe you are Gos
i'm gonna channel that kenergy bros wish me luck
Post moments you acted like Ken:
>high school
>standing alone by a pillar waiting for my dad to pick me up
>israeli girl that always wears the same hoodie walks up to me
>says "You have really nice hair but your face is weird"
>look back at her and say "Ok"
>she walks away
The kenergy hasn't left my body since
>frend asks girl who sat next to me in math if she thought i was attractive
>she says she would definitely fugg
>looks at me as she said it
>anons reply?
>cool
another one, dj khaled edition
>qt 19 yo blonde conservative christian type at work
>i am her boss
>everybody's been telling me for months she wants it
>being flirty, playing with hair, always giggly around me
>but i am a sperg
>all these things passin me by like my name was pharcyde
>on her last day she sort of awkwardly hangs around me for a while and makes small talk for ages
>i do nothing
>another coworker subsequently tells me she'd confided about being way into me
>i continue to do nothing
why i must b dis whey. i have several other stories like this of moronic missed opportunities. dealing with people sounds simple in principle but in the moment i struggle to discern what somebody's really thinking. even if all the signs seem obvious i find a way of doubting myself.
>high school
>some girl behind my desk starts teasing me for being a little socially awkward
>can't think of anything to say to her so i ignore her
>she kisses the back of my neck
>continue to ignore her because i have nothing to say about this situation
>be me in highschool
>get along wel enough with some of the girls
>chilling with one of them, she makes a snapchat video or something
>couple of minutes later she tells me one of her friends thought i looked really cute
>want to play cool so i just say „ok“
>anon dont you wanna know who she is?
>sure i guess
>shows me really cute slender israeli girl with great smile and breasts
>i just mumble ok again and walk away
>get along wel enough with some of the girls
Def not kenergy
dumb zoomie
>Be me
>Age 21
>Work with qt girl
>Crush on her, she crushes on me
>She has the place to herself, invites a bunch of us coworkers to her place to check out a meteor shower
>Learns I'm a KV on that night
>Overcast weather, we all stay inside and drink/play cards
>One by one everyone leaves but me and one other guy. She's our ride back.
>She takes him back first despite it making more sense spatially to take me back.
>Asks if I want to keep hanging out and go back to her's.
>Yes.jpg
>We go back to her place
>"Ohh anon. Why don't we watch that movie you mentioned earlier this week?"
>She takes me to her bedroom
>We're laying side by side as she tries to load it up on putlocker
>"Ah shoot. The movie isn't working... What do you want to do now, anon?"
>"Idk... maybe we can go grab some food?"
The Ken-ergy remains potent to this day. bros.
sweetie... you're not as heterosexual as you'd like to be (and there's nothing with that but dw)
I am, that was just a different time in my life when I was very insecure about the way I looked (childhood issues). I second-guessed the shit out of everything. Figured the moment I showed any interest in a girl I'd turn her off. I feel bad for her though because she on more than one occasion lined me up like that. I think I just needed someone to tell me that they wanted me.
literally me but i moved into my slaves house in Beverly Hills
>2023
I might not be able to watch it
An heroing?
Post your starter pack.
Pic rel. Always good to have in case I need money for a package of maruchan or some tuna.
>not making a wall of them
How could he have nothing if in every scene they are dressed nice.
This sounds shit,Ken is assigned to a house because hes a fricking doll, that's the god damn point of the fricking film.
low kenergy post
so ken is just a neet who fell down the looksmaxxing rabbit hole and finally lured in an unwitting bimbo to be his girlfriend? one ticket for the Barbie movie please.
What kind of clothes are good for kenmaxxing? All I think I've seen is that jean vest and the rollerblade costume.
I should kill myself