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>gif
no
Oh what, you scared the image is gonna jump out your monitor and kill you?
You're not fooling me, demon
duende?
Is this “JigC”
israeli Institute of Geriatric Care?
This shit made some sort of primal instinct activate within me
very wise to post the immunity doggo.
just in case.
Fricking seriously. My lizard brain went goddam nuts for some reason, what the frick is that and why does my ancestral dna both recognize and dread it.
What the frick
I literally pooped my pants the first time I watched this
I miss classic internet spooky shit so much.
>this weird doll thing
>smile dog
>jeff the killer
>slenderman
>when you see it you'll shit bricks pics
What's the doll from? I know the others
I don't know if it had a name or a story attached, it was just a common spooky pic and gif.
pretty sure it was some kind of art project, like most of these kind of things you randomly see
>putting imgur bullshit generations older than everything else on the same tier as the rest
die, zoomer, die
>jeff the killer
It was just an overexposed photo of some college girl taken with the flash on, and everyone knew this until all of a sudden a new generation takes this completely unimportant slightly funny picture and says they’re terrified because they think it’s an active murderer who melted his face off with acid. What the frick. Even just as a creepypasta it’s stupid as shit
More time has passed since the pic became named "Jeff" than there was between the pic's creation and the naming. It was all a long time ago now.
spotted
>gif
at the last second, almost had me you c**t
We /x/ now? Here's something terrifying then.
I want to frick that
Splice
golly gee im scared stiff haha
Absolutely would.
>oh fricking hell a spoiler image in a creepy /x/ thread. Better brace myself for some scary shi-
>
What do you mean? That's a very terrifying image, I almost burst in my pants!
Wow what a pleasant surprise
well frick you
I dont get it, it doesnt do anything. Or did I get bored too soon and bail out beofre the pay off?
It doesn't do anything? I've stared at it for like 3 minutes.
you'll find out later
The longer you let it play, the longer it's gonna be in your house moron. Shoulda closed it quick
That's silly. You're silly.
it'll come at night. it doesn't need long to do its work
Why would it do anything?
Bros?
I dont see it. Someone?
I thought it was funny. Imagine being scared of interdimensional lanklets?
Yeah but they are smarter than us and dont have mammal empathy - they are here for experiments
>lack empathy
That makes them funnier
>anon is brutally probed later that night
First half of the movie had some disturbing scenes but then switched to a Jim Henson Muppet comedy. For what reason?
I do not care for him lingering in the hallway like this, thinking he's being sneaky
Thats pretty cool videa, i dont mind jump scares if done right
If it doesn't rely on loud noise = scary they're decent
Damn, that's pretty good. I like his little twitches.
What is this from?
A video game called ill
>femboys when they hit 25
it's not scary anymore when every jumpscare is some dirty looking pasty frick running at the camera, too predictable
he got me
Hah
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Realistically what would you do?
fight back with all my anger so god is afraid to kill me
terrible
real first year film student shit
Lame.
Can someone explain? What prompted the creature to turn back and check again? Did the cross on the wall falling down lift the protection ward on the room?
it pretended to leave to trick your into coming out of your hiding place
But the person didn’t even move
Cross fell
*and made noise, forgot to add that
But it was responsible for the cross falling. It would’ve made noise even if the room was empty. Is it moronic
It doesn't know that. It slammed the door, the cross took a second or so to actually fall
the cross flipping dramatically like that and falling down was comical
>put all this effort into modeling and animation
>ruin it with some cheap post processing glitch effects
Why? They’re so badly done and cliche now that every shaky cam has them. It’s as bad as having a red Rec on phone footage
The double speed door close looks uncanny but other than that it reminds me of how much the original Resident Evil scared me when I was like 9.
If you can touch it you can destroy it, immaterial horror is far more threatening than anything physical even if it's a city wide alien spacecraft.
bro go to sleep mom said bed time was at 9. She'll call your parents and have you picked up
wtf was that schizo ending
Apparently that was the guys actual account of what happened on the ship, no joke.
i think the bugs in the bus were from the book too
i forgot about that part. what happens in that scene?
this movie is awesome
>what happens in that scene?
He goes on a bus and he either hallucinates or sees the truth that everyone onboard are actually insect people.
I've listened to the audiobook, if I recall it's more like just the idea that the "visitors" never show their true face. Some of his accounts of missing time were unsettling. Like how he was watching his grandmothers house, and had put food in the oven, then opened the oven and it was burnt.and it had been a few hours. Apparently he had suddenly felt the need to leave the house, and he got in his car and tried to drive away but then they took him.
after watching that doc a few years ago about him, I'm convinced that he's being tortured by demons.
which documentary?
Jacques Vallee had the same conclusion. Whoever these entities are, they are intent on keeping their real identity and the nature of their existence a secret.
Is that Chud Blusky’s severed head?
Chud Bluski lookin like he wife's boyfriend got him a Nintendo
I've read every book in the Communion series that Whitley has written and most of the movie is not in there.
>carmella could you please shut the dooooor
For me it's this
poor Yoko
What movie?
ちゃんころ
Shut up chink
The Grudge
Return of the Jedi
Marley & Me
Batman Begins
Willy Wonka and the little green israelites
This I've watched a unhealthy amount of horror movies and The Grudge is still my favorite.
people shit on communion but its one of the better abduction movies because it implies aliens are just some sort of demons fricking with people instead of le advanced race that is probing hicks and cows for some reason
Well....
space is fake so it's objectively correct
I'd gladly probe some of those thicc country boys.
It would have been good but he became a e-celeb before pareon and end up writing a bunch more fake and gay books and doing paintings of himself having sex with ayyys for money,.
>doing paintings of himself having sex with ayyys for money,.
hilarious
>doing paintings of himself having sex with ayyys for money
I think you're getting that guy mixed up with David Huggins. David is unrelated to Communion, book or movie. Whitley Strieber is the writer of the book, and I don't believe he paints anything.
I wonder what he thinks of his sexuality and if he actually believes he’s doing something new age and clever
Can see those all over the streets of Britain on a Friday night.
Great movie, one of my favorites from the 80s.
Whoever shits on it is a pleb.
Unironically my favorite movie ever. Watched it on a whim with a friend super late at night and by the end we were convinced it was made by aliens specifically to communicate with us that night and as it turns out the movie is literally about that.
you've been visited by chud bluski
ALL HAIL CHUD BLUSKI!!!
HAIL CHUD BLUSKI
Konichiwa, dude!
Read the novel too you frick
you know Art Bell had a short lived show on satellite radio and Whitley Shrieber came on and had a big announcement to make. he said that what he had originally mistaken as aliens were in fact angels coming to Earth to spread the Good Word. The show was cancelled not long after, followed soon by Bells death.
Aliens are real and they are fallen angels
Only cos the couple had a carefree life until this "affliction" of alien visitation. Goofy even back in the day, now Natalie Wood case ruined most Walken for me (unless he's super hot up to the 80s)
Aliens come thousands of lightyears to nefariously stare at people sleeping.... Or Aliens are in fact demons who are trying to deceive and terrify people....
How do demons get out of Hell? Didn’t God banish them there?
nah it's the Nephelim. You see, the Nephilim once had physical bodies but not anymore, they now exist as disembodied spirits who like to be parasites on people gaining sustenance on their misery
Not until judgement day.
despite what anyone says the only thing we know according to the bible is that they once had bodies but are now just wandering spirits. there's plenty of theories though, i like the one where they were a species before humans were made. god redid the earth and the beings after them and the evil spirits just stayed stuck on earth.
A galaxy far far away is actually hell.
Demons are warring with angels all around us in the spiritual realm, they know they are destined for hell:
>"Because that he had been often bound with fetters and chains, and the chains had been plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him. And always, night and day, he was in the mountains, and in the tombs, crying, and cutting himself with stones. But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him, And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not. For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit. And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many."- Mark 5:4-9
>"And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way. And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time? And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding. So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine. And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters."- Matthew 8:28-32
The devil and the demons are all busy here on earth dreading the day of judgement when they will be cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death.
>Aliens come thousands of lightyears to nefariously stare at people sleeping.... Or Aliens are in fact demons who are trying to deceive and terrify people....
Or... people have primordial fears of the dark and predators, and these evoke those feelings. Plus sleep paralysis.
the phenomenon is real. Not sure about abductions but the UFO phenom is 100% real.
same thing with full moon craziness. lunacy.
doesn't mean the full moon is shooting out some particle that makes you moronic.
wrong house homie
Christopher walken is funny as hell in it, it’s a wacky and pretty spooky movie. I like how stilted and surreal the conversations feel
If that little shit scared you then you are a super weak ass pu$$y
I’m looking forward to genuinely scary ai videos
Not only do I not find this stuff scary, I can't relate to anyone who does. Like how much of a coddled pussy do you have to be to wet your undies over extremely basic stereotypical horror tropes? Fear of the unknown is far more effective as a storytelling device imo.
You sound like a homosexual
don't talk to frog posters
When the creatures look lost, sick or suffering I find it a little bit scary, but when they show teeth like and growl at the camera like a zombie I feel absolutely nothing.
Same with this. When it was entering the room, it was good, but when he moves fast to jump scare, it looks like a videogame.
There's a entire cohort of the population who shows up, buys a ticket for a movie, takes out their phone or disconnect from the film and gibbers like a subhuman until tension music plays, then they shriek like morons when the boogymen jump out. Then there's the people who watch youtube compilations of third worlders getting spooked by the wind or people in masks walking around in the distance. The people who'd melt their brains by a constant assault of ai generated videos of ghouls are going to do it in their free time, for their own entertainment. It's a different cohort entirely than those who interact with more conventional internet or digital horror stuff, the target audience can barely read.
Ah finally, a sequel to Doctor and Pencil. So playful.
This video is more unsettling when you know the backstory behind its origin. A group of scientists at CERN were constructing an AI model to speak on metaphysical concepts. They fed it data from all of the religious texts of the world, and then started asking it questions. It produced this video after a scientist asked it the question, "What does God look like?" The AI had to be shut down.
Surely
gay
just shut the frick up
That scientists name?
Professor Stan Duppenklap
Oppenheimer
Stop going to reddit for horror please I fricking beg of you I am so sick of people regurgitating the same fricking "I WENT TO X YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW!!!" bullshit that you see the "nosleep" subreddit post that gets read off on a youtube video with absolute deadpan "acting" and the stock freesounds horror audio. I just want good creepypasta again, I want good horror movies or at the very least entertaining horror movies again.
Then everybody clapped.
And then everybody tipped their fedoras
you're supposed to green text
ai generated garbage
Thing at 0:14 is actually creepy. Horror will probably be the first thing AI gets good at, because it can generate disgusting things a human mind normally wouldn't come up with. I remember AI-generated "porn" flesh monstrosities from years ago that creeped me out.
Big if true!
when I was withdrawing from alcohol once upon a time I recall hallucinating/dreaming (not sure) I was being kidnapped and buried alive and watching worms and maggots eat my undying corpse then waking up in a hospital bed dripping with sweat. was I raped by aliens?
OH MY GOD ITS A BLACK LADY IN CONGRESS HELP ME IM GOING INSAAAAAANE
It's objectively a sorry state of affairs.
>congress
Yeah, that's senator United States, congresswoman from Washington D.C.
To be fair the picture is incredibly confusing unless you know what you're looking for. It truly looks like a demon with a burning crown at a glance and for quite long unless you have the picture with the correct parts highlighted. It's probably not a coincidence either.
>unless you know what you're looking for
Even then it's still really mind-boggling.
The alien's mouth is supposed to be her right eye. Even knowing this I can't see how the lighting would make all the area around her eye bright but the eye itself dark
Man, I miss that meme. It's probably my favorite from the 20s so far.
2 more weeks
meds unironically
Stop being willfully ignorant
you are double autistic
i know a demon when i see one
and you gotta start learning those skills too, cause, like it or not, believe in it or not, its fricking happening
>boomers shat their pants in fear watching this
True
yep
Communion is honestly such a great movie. Combination of comfy 80s vibes, kino Christopher Walken, and cool surreal alien horror. Very enjoyable.
It's 5AM, I turned on the lights in my room after seeing these videos.
Aliens and greys being so primordially scary to me makes me think there's some reason for that. I don't like to think about it. 🙁
I think our caveman ancestors just developed a "PANIC" button when seeing humanoids they couldn't recognize in their home at night. You don't want those buttholes from across the jungle to just walk into your cave and bash your head in with a rock while you sleep. And if you look at a face in the dark the eyes appear much bigger and darker.
Way to draw attention to yourself.
>something that looks close to human
>isn't
>brain has a fricking panic attack
haha there's no real reason to be so scared right?
I wonder what happened in the past to make our monkey brains evolve to do this
there was a period of tens of thousands of years where homosexual sapiens lived with other hominids on the planet, contact with them was frequent. its likely that the primal fear of "off" looking humanoids comes from this time
Then why did we frick neanderthal women so much they became extinct? Why do have orangutussy brothels
other species of hominids and corpses
Are there any abductees on Cinemaphile? Or aliens themselves? I don't discriminate.
no, i'm grown ass man
I saw a show back in the 90's, something like A Current Affair I think , but it was about this couple who lived out in the woods. It was Halloween night and they noticed some UFOs in the sky. They recorded them on videotape and they look like very bright stars that would form a constellation and then stop in place and reverse direction. Typical UFO behavior. Gut that's not the fricked up part. They went back in their house and were like "holy shit we caught UFOs on tape, let's watch it and make sure we caught it all." So, they're in their lving room watching the tape and the guy notices that the top of the house was in view while he was filming the UFOs in the sky. Something in the upper floor of the house walks past the window as they're filming but they didn't notice it at the time. It's tall and thin and slow and you can only see it's black shape. It's the absolute creepiest video I've ever seen and I can't find it anywhere on the internet.
I think I know what you're talking about anon, it was some short film made by some students. I wish I could remember the name.
It sounds much like the McPherson Tape.
No, it was a real video from a real couple. Current Affair was a reality tv show kind of like "Daily Dose of Internet" where'd they show tornado footage, caught on camcorder type stuff. That's why it was so creepy.
I'm not frightened by typical stuff
>Psychotic killers
>Ghosts
>Movie monsters
>Mountain lions, bears, etc
But I encountered the Whitley Strieber's case when I was about 6 years old. The concept of intelligences beyond Earth that could abduct people in their sleep absolutely frightened the piss out of me. That childhood fear led me into ufology when I went to college. It's really a wild rabbit hole of information. The whole thing still creeps me out.
Don't worry anon. All intelligent civilisations in the universe are doomed to be marooned from one another by the speed of light. We were all born on this planet and we will all die on this planet. The universe is dead.
Not if Bob Lazar was right about element 115. Or if they travel across dimensional distortions. It might be very easy for them.
Interdimensional travel is probably pretty easy when you dont have ~~*interests*~~ holding you back. Tesla wad talking about unlimited ionosphere energy almost a century ago and the usual suspects buried him. Maybe their civilization never had that problem and we just rolled a bad demographic hand.
kek moron
Seethe harder Chaim. Yes its you and your pets keeping us from the stars. Frick you.
>bad demographic hand
more like trust fund band
>Not if Bob Lazar was right about element 115.
I had a close encounter of the 3rd and I assume I was abducted at one point of the encounter. because of this event I looked into the ufology stuff for decades.
my bs detector is probably the best on earth and I do not trust a single word this fricker says . the entire ufology world is 50% feds and 49% bs artists lunatics and frauds. just look into a guy named Bill Ryan and you will understand through his connections how everything in ufology is a lie.
>ufology
>went to college
Sam, you never went to college you're a high school drop out, and you also dropped or failed out of your uncle's guitar school. You couldn't even be assed to complete the fricking MUFON application packet and turn it in so you could be an official MUFON investigator. top kek
do you still smoke meth and pretend you're not gay with JR?
Why does s0ijak want to shower with me?
OMGSISA
Still banking on reincarnation into my 2yo self. I was aware and could speak a little into 2 years, so I'd like to change my timeline a lot.
I would love to see a horror movie about this
Langoliers.
I’m sure you posted that because you don’t know what it means either and you expected me to know… Like I could decipher it, but why would I want to. Also electricity being demons is something I hear about here and on other boards, something even Tesla himself sort of touched on regarding him getting visions or dreams or something from evil spirits telling him how to make the first electric based machinery. But I don’t know about the validity of those claims, it does sound convincing if we think about the relativism of the rest of human history and the connections World Leaders and Tribesman have/had to the occult and dark esoteric knowledge a magik. Christ is King btw.
According to Ifunny comments:
>It’s said god forbids Demons from speaking to us or being seen by us. There is the idea technology and social media is so corrupting because demons are able to use it as a loophole for that rule. We don’t see the demon we see pixels of light that we perceive as the demon.
>It’s a schizophrenic post about demons manifesting through technology and the internet as a way of circumventing an ancient binding from King Solomon.
>For anyone wondering those symbols are called the lesser keys of Solomon. Read into the testament of Solomon and how he enslaved demons to build his temple in Jerusalem. Interesting stuff, but you don’t wanna play around with it too much. Occultism bad.
>Circuit boards might as well be runes and modern technology might as well be the arcane. If you deny this you are denying reality.
Btw Christ is Lord.
Explain
It's called bunny man bridge. Its where a guy dressed as a bunny killed people with an axe and now it's supposedly haunted by his ghost
Bunnyman bridge
*dances*
post more spooky things that relate to the sense of fear you get when something is just a little off please. I think it is related to what other anons are saying about us living with other "humans" way back when.
post more /x/ stuff guys its fun to read.
One of the greatest films experiences ive ever had. Was during a time i started first getting high. Kept going in and out of consciousness. Felt like i was being abducted when i was watching it. Had some jump scare or two with that alien. Truly authentic experience. I recommend watching it for your first time like this.
>aliens try this shit with me at 3am on a coke binge in full macho man attire
>let the madness take hold
>flying drop kick the door
>swing the door open while the misbegotten wretch is stunned sprawled out on the floor
>ooooh you've come to the wrong place at the right time little man, oh yeah
>pick him up and choke slam him through the glass coffee table
>before it can get its bearings I'm already airborne off the couch, a flying elbow drop to send a message to the very stars themselves, oh yeah
>the starborne home invader is history
I watched this last night. Is the dude actually insane irl? Was it all for his book? Is this how the anal probe meme started?
>tfw no alien gf
as a kid I actually jacked off a lot to thoughts of an alien lady coming into my room in the middle of the night and basically raping me
weirdly I don't have an alien fetish as an adult, I would think that I would
tbh there was this alien section in the elementary school library. I read most of the books in it, and finally found a book I didnt read. It has stories of abduction and in one, the guy claimed he had sex with a half woman/half alien hybrid.
Totally got my tiny brain wired, but only because of the mention of sex, no alien fetish for me either.
The alleviating (or if you like a challenge, disappointing) fact about extraterrestrial contact is that by the time we establish it with actually advanced alien races, we'll likely be capable of wiping them out. It's not something set in stone, but it's very likely.
It's projected we'll discover alien microorganisms within the next 30-40 years due to our own tech's advancements. But don't expect anything remotely as smart as a human soon.
Steven Greer said ayylmao contact has already been established but that the whole "aliens are evil" aspect is an intended psyop on society by the elite and that they're benevolent beings. He also said alien landings could be faked to the point where they could fool even the president and that early contact will likely be smoke and mirrors.
I'm aware of Dr Greer but I don't know how legit his claims are. I just know our own telescopes will be able to detect whether or not there is (or was) any sort of life on the planets beyond our own system. Discovering alien life isn't a difficult process, discovering intelligent life is.
The ayy scenes are so good.
Too bad that anytime I try to rewatch it I get stuck at the one time in cinema history that I get annoyed with Christopher Walken goofiness.
anyone else here who never get scared anymore?
I miss watching movies in the middle of the night and being terrified
now everything is boring, predictable or rely on cheap jumpscared
i feels ya i get scared in real life but not of movie
Last movie that spooked me was some cheap zombie movie from 15 years ago. About students that were filming a movie somewhere in the forest whe zombie apocalypse struck. There was a scene in empty eerie hospital and movie ends with survivors locking themselves in security room of some mansion
movie?
It sounds like Diary of the Dead?
Ghosts and shit don't scare because it's obviously fake, and mostly stupid.
But aliens scare the shit out of me, because it's actually plausible.
I keep forgetting that's where Lain got it from.
In the director's commentary, Mora says that the production spent $30,000 to make the anal probe prop in 1988.
Money well spent.
There is as much proof that ayliums exist as there is proof that they are actually demons crossing the firmament, and this statement is sure to roast the ass of any ufo moron, and that is pretty funny.
I have seen things that would haunt anyone for a lifetime. there are things in the woods that defy any explanation other then some kind of entities breaching into our world from another reality. I refuse to enter a forest after dark cause I know what lurks.
that's one way to put it. a better way is, there's basically no evidence for the extra-terrestrial hypothesis, and the observed behaviour of ufo phenomena actually suggests against it, but there's also no strong evidence for any particular hypothesis.
>im grown ass man
>grown ass man
>grown ass
>ass
Why do people put the word "ass" in between the thing they mean to say? Is it due to low-IQ? Is it illiteracy?
Couldn't you have simply said "I'm a grown man"?
Fire in the sky was scarier.