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Don’t care. It was epic
They made this movie specifically so it would flop and OP could make the "Brosbros" joke.
>They made this movie specifically so it would flop and OP could make the "Brosbros" joke.
kek
Yeah but they wouldn't need to make it a flop. "brosbros, we did it" or "oh nononono anitbrosbros we got too wienery" works just as well, but actually it's even better because you don't need to lose millions of dollars on a shitty gay movie either.
>movie attacking straight men outright
>it flops
>blame straight men
Its like the very people they pander to do even care for the products they are producing. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I’m gay as frick and even I or my friends weren’t interested in this shit from the trailer. It’s pandering to the most niche subset of gays.
Also Billy Eichner is just insufferable
same, I couldn't make it through the trailer and I'm a sucker for trailers in general. as a gaygay, I had 0 interest in this. doesn't seem remotely broey or comfy at all, let alone an interesting or compelling relationship.
>as a gaygay
This made me laugh way more than it should.
as a gaygatron, as a homopilled androphile, as a twinkbender, etc.
wiener Jockey is the preferred nomenclature.
Surely it’s feces and blood connoisseur
gaygay wouldve been funnier
Hello fello Gaybro
keep your hands where I can see them, Kevin
I don't feel like reading the worthless opinion of a homosexual, care to remove yourself to
?
or, conversely, you can just leave the thread about a homosexual movie to avoid opinions from homosexuals. moronic homosexual. lol
Stop making homosexual threads.
nah. seethe.
Why don't you gays just leave planet Earth? I hear Alpha Centauri a is good for the gays.
>I’m gay as frick and even I or my friends weren’t interested in this shit from the trailer. It’s pandering to the most niche subset of gays.
same and i know, and i hate that american media is now exploiting gayness so heavily, i refuse to support them ruining one of the last things that are sacred in life after what they did to star wars
Explain to me why you don't feel attracted to girls, their breasts and pussys and their bodys.
Because I'm attracted to men, their pecs, and their butts and their bodys.
A good ending to a nice gay thread
Doesn’t this actually have them joking about shitting on each other’s dicks? Yeah big surprise
>dude I just laid a log on your dong bro haha
>I know broski lol that shit nasty af haha no homosexual tho
lmao isn't that guy orangepeanut? they doing my homie dirty fr fr
no hes our lord and savior who deepthroated a week's load of boba
It’s too soon, not enough gay people
Give me a movie with the hunk; get rid of the old israelite.
Lmao she's seething
She’s probably freaking out that she could have aids
where can I find homophobic gf these days?
That's (secretly) most women.
where is this from? I've seen this webmd multiple times and still don't know
Pretty sure I'm the only one who ever posts it.
Thing is, I have no idea where it's from. I saved it from Cinemaphile.
so no idea of the full context? makes me curious
search touching people's hand on youtube
>makes me curious
Easy tiger.
Looks like some prank or social experiment video but I don't really know.
He's thinking about going to the gay side, and she knows it.
>thinking about
did you see him, dude's already a full on homosexual.
God I hate women so much. I wish I was gay, bros.
Do women actually get that mad if a gay hits on their guy? Kek
She’s so fricking mad from just one little touch kek. Thank god I don’t have to deal with women
Morons. The joke is that he’s secretly down low and the two gays clearly had a history with him and recognized him and waved
sounds like you have to be a homosexual to get the joke.
stupid c**t has to ruin everything
>that was weird
>but not weirder than the camera following me and my genuine reaction down the stairs. that one was random lol
you demented zoomers are genuinely mentally impaired
The guys going up are the prankers, yes, that's their genuine reaction.
Pretty good as far as pranks go.
Dude looks like he needed the ego boost
He’s gay, she knows it, they sensed it.
>gay men never have to deal with female hysteria
i wish i knew what it was like
their entire persona is based on feminine autism dude
Maybe the walking stereotype ones, but you'd be an idiot to get anywhere near one in the first place.
He definitely looks like a gay already, something about the stance or mannerism.
I hope I never get pranked like this because I'd physically recoil like I touched a hot stove. Not because I hate gays but just cause I hate people touching me, but I'd look like a gay hater.
Her internal "logic" must be screaming
>but I have an butthole too!
He's too good for that dumb fat b***h
gay bros... did we just lose???
only in western media. asian media has exploded in popularity with gay/bl movies and shows, there's even franchises kek.
who were they even making this movie for?
like, what was the target audience?
men don't tend to like romcoms and straight men aren't generally too fond of gay shit
women idk, but i think the ones that actually do like romcoms wanna see a woman who has to choose between two chads fighting over her
the minority of women that are into gay shit like 2d boys or androgynous twinks, not macho masc/normal type guys
It’s the perfect movie for middle-aged women to take their gay friend too and that’s about it.
Pretty much every gay guy I know from the trailer thought this shit sucked, most notably because the main characters are just the most boring basic masculine straight-passing actors Hollywood could find and the script just reads of out of touch writers picking out buzzwords to talk about instead of just making a funny romcom with 2 guys
>boring basic masculine straight-passing actors
what trailer were you watching? they weren't straight-passing and, in fact, are mocking gay guys that do because of the usual seething resentment.
Brobrosbros bros, not like this bros.
bro.
Brobrosbros bros, DID WE GET TOO wienerY!?!?!?
Will we ever overcome homophobia?
No, because it's LITERALLY human-nature to be disgusted by gays..
Sure babe
What is gay?
dude remember gay people?
they had a nice run.
they have been replaced by trannies
and trannies are in the process of being replaced by hrt femboys
finally
what a time to be alive
honestly making a distinction between gays/troons/"femboys"/etc. is just splitting hairs...
Hey if a homosexual wants to get dolled up and fricked like a woman but is sane enough to not chop off their dick and balls I respect that far more than these trannies and their rotten stinkholes.
For me, I don't care if they cut their dicks off or not. I don't want gays wearing dresses and making out with each other in public/in front of children.
So I'd respect a closet troon that presents itself normally as himself IRL and fists his rot hole at home in private than some intact creep in a dress running around the mall.
you forgot tranners (troony + Cinemaphileners)
our own /lgbt/ has a special breed of troony that has been crossed with /misc/ for added racism and has a visceral hatred for reddit troons
No idea what you're talking about. Gas all troons.
>trannies are in the process of being replaced by hrt femboys
Their ultimate form, how many more straight men are we going to lose now, women adorer bros?
More straight women for us bros.. it's a good thing.. I don't give a frick about if anyone cares that I'm a normal straight.man. who needs attention from normie morons anyway
I fricking wish, maybe they actually pass well enough I can't tell but anytime I see one of their ilk in public its some square jaw linebacker looking fella with pigtails or some garish child-molesting abomination who will wear a dress and heels but keep the beard.
Glad their reign of terror is over now
yeah hopefully monkeypox will take care of the rest
It's unironically already over. There are like 0.00001% of them who got unlucky and will carry some gnarly scars but that's it.
Brobros... I thought this would go hard but it just flopped out, did we get too wienery?
Completely unrealistic.
That absolutely mensch on the left would want nothing to do with that homosexual on the right.
im not homophobic but it is interesting how most gay relationships seem like expressions of some kind of fetish
there are just not a lot of normal gay couples out there
It's almost like homosexuality as an "orientation" isn't real and it's just molestation victims and perverts seeking ever-more degenerate ways to acquire dopamine rushes
It's almost like heterosexuality as an "orientation" isn't real and it's just molestation victims and perverts seeking ever-more degenerate ways to aquire dopamine rushes
It's not that deep. They're just body types. It only makes sense that they'd aim for the same body type they're attracted to.
Why so different from straight people?
It's not so different. Straight men would kill to be an attractive woman but unfortunately that's impossible. Not even trooning would reach the same result.
Straight men and women both are attracted to something that looks very different from them.
Yeah I'm aware, what's your point?
What the frick is a cub?
Underaged boy
a young version of a bear (chubby/hair/muscular older gay guy)
>What the frick is a cub?
Is "chaser" what I think it is
it could mean either "bug chaser" (fetish for stds)
or "troony chaser" (fetish for trannies)
w-what is a gym bunny?
>captcha: PSY0P2
Where is skinny fat?
muscle pup?!
What did they think was going to happen?
>Oh man I can't wait to watch this movie about two gays gayging about
- Nobody, not even actual gays
I thought this was some indie bullshit being viraled here
>from Judd Apatow
>$20 million budget
lmfao Hollywood has literally forgotten how to make money
>$20 million budget
>for a gay romcom
What the frick did they spend $20m on? Anal lube?
So this was a tax write-off from the start wasn't it?
>from Judd Apatow
I didn't know that. Good I hope he mortgage his house to do it. It would only feel better if I fricked his daughters.
>What the frick did they spend $20m on? Anal lube?
20 million is almost nothing these days. Fun Fact: studios actually budget for bad movie loss so they won't pay too much in taxes at the end of the year.
>>from Judd Apatow
>I didn't know that. Good I hope he mortgage his house to do
I doubt he funded most of it. He likely threw them 2 million, and his name, and maybe helped with casting a little
Which one has a dick?
Neither. gay
they cute
>movie about pedophile sodomy fetishists
>no one wants to watch it
shocker
>OY VEY, WHY DON'T THEY LIKE OUR HOMOSEXUAL PROPAGANDA?
>GET MY COUSIN DAVID ON THE PHONE, TELL HIM TO DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF gayS IN HIS COMMERCIALS
homosexual is so last century, it's all about transexuality and self mutilation these days
homos and lesbos got pushed out of the lgbtqaifkjfkj3094 side-show anyway, by the big money troony lobby. https://suedonym.substack.com/p/inauthentic-selves-the-modern-lgbtq
Oy gevalt, these meshugeenehs are giving so much extra work!
Why didn't all the pro-gay people go see this? Are you telling me that all these virtue signaling people don't really fricking care? Color me surprised.
Even as a gay this movie looked too gay for me.
also it's another seething, catty ode to resentment against gays who don't assimilate to cancerous gay culture like good little drones.
>pro-gay
They are called the prolapsed sweaty
It seems like a shit test by israelites. They've been shoehorning homosexuals into every other movie, but in supporting roles. They wanted to see how a full-fledged homosexual flick would do, and unfortunately the goyim haven't been brow-beaten enough.
>It seems like a shit test by israelites
>shit test
it's just a taste test among gay communities
Sure, anon.
This is what "go woke go broke" actually means. The people on social media who cream their pants over woke media, whether it be video games or movies, don't actually support it with their money. Just signalling support is enough for them to feel good about themselves.
Or, hear me out, it's because it's a bad movie written by the same unfunny people that wrote Trainwreck.
Meanwhile, Heartstopper is doing really well.
>releasing this in the middle of a monkey pox epidemic
very homophobic
Dahmer is doing well at least
Dahmer is no longer classified as an Elgeebeetee tho
4.8 million seems like a lot for some gay shit, no? I was hoping the opening would be sub 1 mil. Frick gays
4.8 million/ 20 dollar ticket price per adult
240,000 homosexuals watched this shit
There are, being conservative here, 350 million people.
So 1.458% of the population are flaming homosexuals
Somehow I find that comforting to know that while vocal they are a tiny fraction of the population, almost the same percentage of the population, as say, israelites.
90% of the people who watched this are straight women
This
it was a gay hag movie.
The lisping gay who mentions Broadway, is a dead stereotype now to real gay people.
It only lives on in the minds of gay hag white women.
Those ones get the rope first, creep.
The ones we don't know are gays/are discreet get to live.
The ones prancing around like strippers on TikTok and the library are gonna burn at the stake.
Why is it that cute girls kissing has mass appeal, but everybody is disgusted by boys kissing, even cute ones?
>why are people fine with girls kissing but are disgusted by media portraying ass groping breasts sucking monkey pox spreading 10 minutes uncensored anal sex scene
Tons of fat, smelly, hambeast weeb girls love the cute boy homosexual genre though
One man can knock up 10 girls in one frick session.
A pile of men "fricking" results only in bloody diarrhea and bile.
Lesbians are hot and homos are gross, simple as
No lesbians are rarely even hot. It's usually some ugly man faced butch dyke with some ugly millatto
even the bulldykes have been replaced in the lesbian category by trannies
>yfw this is the average "lesbian" in the year of our lord 2022
lesbians are gay, anon. They don't like straight men and they don't like penetration
And let me remind you that you will never be a women or a cute anime girl for that matter
stop being such a transphobic
it's 2022 ffs, lesbians can have dicks too, chud
Why is reddit so fricking pathetic? Seriously I think it's the worst congregation of cultist leftist and dumb troony's I've ever seen .. can't even go to my cities reddit sub without nonstop leftist smarmy bullshit everywhere
>doesnt look like a woman
>doesnt act like a woman
>doesn't talk like a woman
yep, must be a troony
God I fricking love trannies just for stuff like this. Get fricked femoids.
It's pathetic. People try so fricking hard to impress a bunch of loser scumbag normies esp on fricking reddit. Why would I care about these incel.loser mentally ill leftist fricks.. they can go kill themselves
I don't care about them either, I just love every bit of damage they cause to females. Karma is a b***h, how ironic.
Oh I know.. I agree with you.. just tired of every fricking moron especially zoomers being such try hard cringey attention prostitutes. It's like go fricking have a nice day
Can i as male say I identify as a female and start dating lesbians? If they say i don't look like a woman I just call them a transphobe reinforcing gender stereotypes, womyn can have penises and men can have veganas. So they're basically forced to take wiener or be called a transphobe and cancelled on twitter.
Just remember everyone, this shit only exploded because they literally just ban all dissent. Everywhere. Its the primary purpose of socalled anti-bigotry rules.
It's almost like every TV show and movie are written by men hating feminists.. like they pick militant activists to write all movies and tv shows now
Apparently it's vice-versa for women, just look at fujos
why is regular/masculine guys with twinks so fricking hot.
As an extreme homosexual this movie turned me straight.
you're still on Cinemaphile so I doubt you're straight
>$4.8 million
that's still too much
Are all gay men so obnoxious and take on those homosexual affectations?
No
Yes
Why do dumb frick teenagers think it's so cool to dress cute and feminine? It's just stupid as frick and cringey
cause they get rewarded for it big time
what do you get for being just a dude? nothing at all
The 'look at me' attention seeking bullshit is fricking tiresome as frick
>all webms but 1 deleted
????
is being a gay cool?
I think it's cool
We'll get 'em next time with the Romcom starring Hunter Schafer about how fricking trannies isn't gay
Why does every TV show and movie have a tough female character who is the main protagonist and she is always a lesbian or at least has a friend who is a lesbian. I rarely even see gay men it's all lesbian shit 99% of the time now
Because straight men are disgusted by gay men, but nobody gives a frick about lesbians.
>Implying anyone care about what straight men want.
They'll watch whatever their wives tell them to kek
It is to trick straight men in to watching it wishing for a lez out scene that never comes.
It's part of the practice of identity replacement. Writers want to write strong women, so they remove all the weak traits of women and replace those with male traits. That means women who are more physically strong, women who are confident to the point of narcissism, and women who don't need the support of men and instead seek out the attention of women.
I'm straight and I think billy is funny
Bros might have had a better chance at the box office if they paired Andy Dick up with Billy Eichner
>these gay uncle toms trying to impress edgy/misc/ teenagers
>if you don't like shitty gay films or their tired attempt at tearing down gays who don't assimilate, you must be an uncle tom
way to prove the point, moron.
Anyone who uses that uncle Tom term is a moronic homosexual leftist that should die
>be moronic leftist
>use racist term to gatekeep who's allowed to be considered a "valid" member of a marginalized community
>screech about inclusion and freedom of choice on twitter
yeah they're not the most self-aware either
If they were self-aware they wouldn't be leftists
why yes, I am homosexual and I'm absolutely disgusted by public homosexuals and I constantly spread homophobia and post studies and evidence encouraging disgust and hatred of homosexuals.
How could you tell?
How is Sarasota fileld with such fricking homosexual smarmy moron leftists. I wonder what these people look like
https://www.reddit.com/r/sarasota/comments/xsv2a2/to_the_people_of_sarasota/
Herrrr derr stop complaining (yet complains worse than the people who are unhappy they just survived a bad hurricane)
The demand for gayness isn't as big as the supply.
Thought that little frosted mini wheat was Spongebob with HIV/AIDS
This is going to kill homosexual films for at least the next 20 years.
God I hope so
Of course it won’t
BALD IM KINO
>isnt bald
>isnt kino
wtf
why is he holding his bro like that?
>Dahmer
Mega gay, super success
>Bros
Mega gay, a flop
Why?
People would rather see serial killer shit than 2 moronic fake gay gays fricking each other for 90mins
As far as I understand, most of the cast is actually gay
Hey white boy, why your apartment stink so much?
Hey black boy why are your neighborhoods such full of garbage and infested with scumbags
>it must be the corpses
Straightbros, we won.
Hot
>Bros GETS AIDS and DIES at the box office
Gee these titles are getting kinda crazy
>box office mojo article saying bros flopped
>needs to dance around the fact nobody wanted to see an overtly gay romcom
>"ummm maybe comedy is a dead genre...."
BOM has has always had the most moronic takes
>nobody wanted to see an overtly gay romcom
maybe if it wasn't complete garbage
B-b-b-but anon it has a 90+ cinema score!!!
i've dated men
i've dated women
i honestly prefer being with a guy
What if this was the cast?
Then a running joke would be that the buff guy is the bottom and the twink has a monster energy can penis
No problem with the shorter guy having a big or bigger dick, just for me personally it wouldn't be hot if he was the top. Maybe because I'm straight I prefer the roles to be traditional.
I'd watch that.
these two should be crucified.
post body
doesn't make them any less gay, Cinemaphilegay
Now without the shorts
it was a trick all along
The right dude looks like that one gun youtuber
that's how they try to ruin it now. hate that shit.
kino
I love when gay porn subverts expectations like this
>twink has a monster energy can penis
hung traps and big dick femboys aren't even gay, just wonders of the world. Although I prefer them fricking and breeding women, even varbie dolls.
Intercrural sex is the only form of gay sex that is acceptable, and it has to be between an older man and a young twink. otherwise, its absolutely degenerate.
It's Brover
Looks like a homosexual movie
>Peter and Paul are in a throuple with Marty.
>Bobby wins an award for "best cis male gay man".
>After a brief argument, Bobby goes to Aaron’s apartment to hook up, but it’s mostly them kissing while two other guys go down on Aaron.
Totally relatable and not at all degenerate, guys!
Why didn't the Elegy Beaty community turn out to see it?
>American institute of bisexuality
How horrifying
*How ghastly!
>The American Institute of Bisexuality (AIB) is a charity founded on July 23, 1998, by sex researcher, psychiatrist and bisexual rights activist Fritz Klein
>Klein was born in Vienna, Austria, to Orthodox israeli parents. He and his family fled to New York City when he was a child, to escape antisemitism.[2]
huh, weird
dont ask questions goy
its heartening to know that their social engineering doesnt work, and that the state of globohomosexual mirrors how the USSR was in the 80's
>Brosbros
Cant believe this day came so soon kek
>91% critic score
>92% audience score
Might go see it if it's this good. Wish I had a boyfriend to see it with me.
i'll buy the tickets u buy the lube (and i wont complain if you're too cheap to buy it 😉 )
Maybe you'll see another guy sitting alone there :3
every gay's you boyfriend.
you can just all meet at the movie and jerk each other off.
homosexual
what was the budget?
22 million, pretty cheap for movies these days tbh
Shocking. Who could’ve seen this coming
>seriously goys! EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY LOVES gayS!! I’LL WAGER 70 MILLION DOLLARS ON IT!!
it just doesn't look funny
god damn i love himbo twunks
What is Armond White’s fricking problem?
Based gayBlack person Armond doing the reverse buck-breaking.
>Armond White confirmed for not having the guts to say it
4.8 million
Honestly sounds high.
A bet a lot of people bought tickets not knowing it was a gay show
>As Hollywood displays its ongoing artistic bankruptcy, we see the people responsible for this glut of unoriginality for what they really are morally and politically. That was the case last week with Olivia Wilde’s Don’t Worry Darling and now with Judd Apatow’s production of the Billy Eichner project Bros. The latest in Apatow’s series of vulgar introductory films (Knocked Up for Seth Rogan, Trainwreck for Amy Schumer, The King of Staten Island for Pete Davidson), Bros defends stunt-provocateur Eichner’s singularly hideous personality.
>Bros sells the only thing Eichner’s got to offer: his political identity as a white gay male. It has been the media’s excuse for tolerating his unapologetic boorishness as shtick. You may never have heard of Eichner, one of those minor cable-TV aberrations (shows such as Billy on the Street, in which he accosted passersby) who was marketed into Hollywood acceptance as a “comedian.” In the gratingly unfunny Bros, Eichner plays Bobby Leiber, a podcaster — which explains how an obnoxious blowhard makes a living, a podcaster being tantamount to a cultural influencer.
>Bobby gets an employment upgrade to curate an LGBTQ museum, which sets him up for another social gain: a romantic partner to certify his status. Goofy, smug, and insecure Bobby meets Aaron (Luke Macfarlane), a smiley, straight-appearing stereotype chosen for the film’s pretense of redefining all masculinity.
He really is the king of Cinemaphile.
>Through the title “Bros,” Hollywood — already a distinct political enclave — markets a protected social group. The film’s proper title could have been cultish –“Girls,” “Queens,” “Ladies,” even “Guys” — except that Apatow and director Nicholas Stoller (co-writing with Eichner) presume to instruct the public on its outmoded ideas of manhood. They want credit for being neither homophobic nor heteronormative (although the lamest jokes ridicule the latter). Witless Hollywood needs to flaunt its progressivism.
>In those terms, Bros looks like a landmark, but not for its content (despite reviewers dutifully repeating the film’s dishonest sales pitch that it’s Hollywood’s first openly gay rom-com). Fact is, Bros is notable only for its surrounding context, a cultural low-water mark.
>At a time when the only American who cannot offer a definition of a male homosexual is probably the disingenuous Ketanji Brown Jackson, Apatow, Stoller, and Eichner deal in the deliberate confusion of today’s sexual-equity circus — which derived from Hollywood liberalism as much as from the old Human Rights Campaign, now warped into the leading trans-activism organization.
>The context in which Bros is released as a major studio project is the trans sexualization now threatening children, gender roles, social privilege, and political preference. In this light, Bros presents a fairly mild version of Eichner’s street harangues. The scene of Bobby leaving Aaron to a sexual threesome is like a safe, pre-monkeypox, Disney-certified orgy. The erotic tension in the Jackass movies is more daring.
>The context in which Bros is released as a major studio project is the trans sexualization now threatening children, gender roles, social privilege, and political preference. In this light, Bros presents a fairly mild version of Eichner’s street harangues.
This is also my problem with Everything Everywhere. A bland homosexual couple is not transgressive in 2022. It's not very relatable to me that this is what the films think is pushing the boundaries of the culture. It's the equivalent of a movie being made about interracial marriage and wanting kudos for being daring and brave. I've never heard of this guy, but he seems based.
>Context being everything, Bros matches the announcement by the producer of the James Bond series: “Bond is evolving as men are evolving.” But the attempt to normalize Eichner by imitating the rom-com formula is what makes Bros bogus. Apatow and Stoller can’t domesticate their unruly pet, but they also lack the honesty to admit that Eichner’s insufferable bachelorhood actually exemplifies his own unevolved sense of entitlement — typical Hollywood narcissism.
>More context: The rom-com premise of treating gay males like Norah Ephron clichés narrows gay life to the Buttigieg, Obergefell standard. In the same year that Terence Davies’s Benediction boldly revealed the heartache behind gay male sexual self-sufficiency, Bros proffers trivializing comedy. This insults those gay filmmakers outside Hollywood, from Bruce La Bruce to Patrik-Ian Polk to James Sweeney, who struggled to honestly express their wit and acknowledge our common sexuality.
>Bros pretends to satirize Bobby’s fear of commitment, but the contempt Eichner showed to his on-the-street video victims has not been transformed into charm. Eichner bluffs his way through rom-com skits, unlike real actors Richard Burton and Rex Harrison putting themselves on the line in Staircase, the remarkably empathetic 1969 comedy revealing the depths of an aged gay couple’s unsettled needs and desires.
>The hateful museum-board-meeting scene mocking homosexual privilege (Bisexuals vs. Lesbians) is a disgraceful update of those Gay 101 lessons that writer Paul Rudnick provided in Jeffrey and In & Out. And nothing in Bros compares to that moment in James Sweeney’s brilliant Straight Up when Rory (Katie Findlay) observed: “I have a theory that Millennials overshare because we’re the most godless generation, so that’s why we confess everything on social media. It’s sort of our way to cling to some kind of permanence.”
Is it actually good? Any more gay kino?
Yes and above all it's actually entertaining
Happy Together is one of the best but saddest gay films ever made
Terrence Davies has made like four good gay films
Tom of Finland for obvious reasons
Gods Own Country
basically anything Armond writes about on his OUT account https://www.out.com/armond-white
Which they cancelled for him not fellating certain films
doesn't armond cum every time snyder makes a reference to christianity in his movies? how does he reconcile being fudgepacker with that?
because christianity isn't anti gay and the whole narrative was invented by german pedophiles in the clergy so they could redirect the mob's hatred away from them towards gays
>Bruce La Bruce
Armond was a degenerate all along, go figure.
>Apatow and Stoller can’t make a star of resentful, hang-dog Eichner. The real goal is to substantiate their industry’s agenda regarding sex, identity, and social position. (“Gay men are my jam,” boasts a moronic straight-girl character, one among the film’s celebrity-endorsement cameos by Debra Messing, Kristen Chenoweth, and Harvey Fierstein.) Stoller shows no interest in sensuality as broached in Straight Up or that Julián Hernández makes vivid in his romantic new short Dos entre muchos (Two Among Many). The fake rom-com of Bros makes light of gay male sensibility. It’s crude and dislikable.
As an occasional homosexual I have literally zero interest in seeing a bunch of flaming homos prancing around in my movies.
>LGBT movie bombs at the box office
Great, I can’t wait for all of us to be called homophobes for not seeing this surprisingly competently made movie
We love asian men here
If the movie was asian bl it would be a box office hit
when the frick will they get the message that gay shit doesn't sell
Why did this fail butt Call Me by Your Name suckseeded?
CMBYN has two cute leads with chemistry. Bros has you believe a 10/10 Cinemaphileizen would be interested in the main gay. Not believable.
Call Me By Your Name is what horny girls imagine gay people as (cute, androgynous boy + older, handsome man). This is what girls get off to, it's why they read BL manga. Pic related basically.
Bros is what gay people are actually like. Two hairy, 30-year old guys making out. Completely alien to girls.
Bro has one of the worst actors alive though
It'd be like trying to make a movie where Adam Friedland was the super charismatic lead
Horny girls have infinitely better taste than gay men then. This is yet another example of 2D > 3D.
Liking strong hairy men is unironically less degenerate than being into borderline trannies (that also haooen to look like kids)
I don't care about real life anymore.
the more bi i become the less i dislike androgyny and appreciate distinct gender signifiers like huge breasts and curvy hips/waists contrasting with strong, muscled torsos
>Horny girls have infinitely better taste than gay men then.
Nope.
Straight women drawing straight men is the same left image. Women just have different tastes.
I want a dick inside me but I'm feeling insecure rn because of my pimples
Don't be gay
Can't stop
How does a movie like this flop with 5 million? How much money can something like this possibly take to make? Do directors just have no fricking idea how to budget or do anything?
This would make money in America is the gaybros were Black folk
They already made brokebuck mountain nobody watched it they just gave it a lot of awards
I watched it, it was good
That ads for this movie are the most revolting I've seen for any film ever.
Gay films have succeeded - Brokeback, In & Out, for example.
This one looks so soullessly priapic it's neither funny nor dramatic.
the fact that it got more than 0 dollar alone is already a problem, when will scientists admit that the lgbt is mental illness?
trump lost
obsessed
>suddenly burger's politic
the absolute state of amerimutts, no wonder the rainbow cult can control your people
>it is the year 2030
>being gay is mainstream and boring, completely mundane
>your child doesn't have a "dad, I'm gay now!" phase because it isn't even considered shocking or rebellious any more
>sexbots basically wipe out the entire "prison gay" population (incels turning themselves gay or into trannies)
Straightbros... we're going home
Gods own country bros, our gaykino reins supreme once again
In Josh we trust!
>reins
A film targeted at the tiny minority of ass-bandits and the only "non-gay" audience who would see it encounter this shit on a day to day basis because they live in San Francisco flops. Who would have thought?
Gaybros of Cinemaphile, is it fair to say Billy Eichner is the Amy Schumer of gay men? Because that's how he appears to me.
And, if so, no fricking shit it flopped.
Yes he's ugly and not funny but they keep trying to put him in everything.
Eichner is worse. Eichner is aggressively loud and is inserted into everything. Feels like I never watch a show or turn on the TV and see her yet Eichner will take bit parts in anything where he always plays the loudest and most obnoxious person they can write him to be.
Eichner gives me psychotic, evil vibes somehow. (not because he's a israelite)
This was a good thread gay bros
So we all agree it's a bad idea to create content around a niche group?
No that's not a bad idea, that's how all great content is created, you just have to hyper focus on who you're trying to cater to, not half ass it and blindly appeal to "the mainstream".
Sure, they probably should've made it more accessible to other groups of people like more successful gay shows
I watched a comedy on Netflix recently with NPH about him fricking a bunch of dudes after his boyfriend leaves him. It was pretty kewl. Won't go sit in a theater and watch a full length movie about it though.
will while use this as evidence at the show trial