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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cute tho

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alien the only franchise where every single sequel could be considered a reboot/remake/soft reboot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually more what fans want. Less having the same girl fight the monsters endlessly due to ever more contrived reason and more new stories with new crews in new places.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we call it "anthology" you dumb zoomer
      and the answer is yes

      Is it true Cailee is property of a black man?

      yea she's my little white b***h
      frick you gon do bout it honky hehehe

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien 17: The Search for More Money

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they show the alien bursting out of her butthole, i'm not interested.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows? Maybe.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you chuds ever stop complaining?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you chuds ever stop complaining?
      This post brought to you by Walt Disney.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll stop complaining when I’m dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      complaining will continue until product quality improves
      you are not entitled to my money disneyanon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As if you Black folk know what quality is (you never do)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needs more ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so cute god damnit!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she even 5 feet tall?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is that shirt she's wearing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk something from the kid's section

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Civil war sucked ass but she was really cute in it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saved to my computer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sucked ass
        filtered

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know that actress's name but she was fricking awful in Civil War, the movie was awful too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have awful taste, Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We dont sign our posts here

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you slap the Alien title on that garbage pacific rim sequel

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What low-budget TV show is this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't even a still from the movie
      >some moron thinks it is

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing original. Doesn't look bad, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My thoughts as well. My new cope will be
        >Alvarez is saving all the good new shit for the movie
        and I'll still see it in theaters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It should be a fun romp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks kinda good i guess? The aesthetic is on point, the set designs looks good, it seems hard to frick it up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THARS SOMETHIN IN THE FRICKIN WATA

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true Cailee is property of a black man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No she's currently chained up in my basement and I'm white

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2024 and you're still using Pepe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You be the judge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude has to be 5' 3".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's half asian so it's very possible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grim, he's not even a cool black guy, he short and looks like a b***h, somewhat zesty

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait
    Is this the first time we're shown a xenomorph shading it's skin on-screen?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that screengrab isn't from pacific rim?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Brought to you by Walt Disney.
    That explains all the ching-ping chong-pong symbols. Does anyone make films for English speaking white people anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Again, to be fair, weyland yutani doesn't scream nordic runes to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weyland bought-out / merged with Yutani.

      >Wayland, Waylen, Weyland, and Welland, this is an English locational surname from Welland, a parish in Worcestershire.
      >Yutani (湯谷) is a Japanese surname.

      Now explain the ping-pong runes when moon runes + katakana would be apropos.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the peruvian girl was the MC in this one, dont like her, i dont know she remind sme too much of b***hy smug college girls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now i realize it makes it sound i dont like peruvian girl.
      Ok i want the peruvian girls to the the mc. I dont want Cailee to be the mc because i find her fricking annoying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont want Cailee to be the mc
        cope and seethe thirdie
        a beautiful white woman will always be the protagonist of an alien movie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am coping homosexual, shes annoying as shit. Isabella is unironically a better actress for this mc role. Cailee fricking sucks and not ij a good way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am coping homosexual, shes annoying as shit. Isabella is unironically a better actress for this mc role. Cailee fricking sucks and not ij a good way.

          >I dont want Cailee to be the mc because i find her fricking annoying.
          What's wrong with her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont want Cailee to be the mc because i find her fricking annoying.
        What's wrong with her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now i realize it makes it sound i dont like peruvian girl.
      Ok i want the peruvian girls to the the mc. I dont want Cailee to be the mc because i find her fricking annoying.

      Very odd since Cailee comes off as an awkward theater dork in all her interviews

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah she just seems like a vapid bawd with little substance

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like soulless nostalgia bait slop.

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