On the one hand yeah, on the other that shit's been going on for years and there's been people way less deserving of being put through social hell than Heard so it's a weird hill to die on.
You reap what you sow. Years ago people used to be publicly shamed in the streets for sacrilege and spreading false rumours. This is just the modern day version of that.
>be bruce >relegated back to comicons & Motel 6 lobby meet & greets after show fails...again >see a chance to capitalize on a funny to get maybe one more day of work
few days ago ive watched my name is bruce and its still p hilarious, i like how its apparently canon that he always lives in some shithole trailer lol.
Call attention to yourself and risk being bullied, it's just a fact of life mate. Any social animal engages in this behaviour to some extent because it works. Imagine some crazy cunt makes a load of shit up about you, you'd want to see justice done
Rebecca Black was heavily bullied for a dumb music video that shouldn't have gotten as much traction as it did.
Amber Heard fabricated an elaborate malicious story complete with slander, fraud, and fake evidence and took it upon herself to wipe the floor with her ex-husband for alleged things that happened only in her own mind just for clout.
I'm so sick of all these asymmetrical horror games. Isn't the upcoming Texas Chainsaw game one of those too? It's so fucking lazy, and will inevitably be worth nothing once the playerbase dies out
I thought Dead by Daylight was supposed to be every horror franchise in one game. Then they made Friday the 13th, Evil Dead, and now TCM separate games in the same style. All it's going to do is kill the playerbase of all of them.
Evil dead the game is fucking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to fuck with them. It's not even close to dbd. I haven't played the others but I doubt they're close either. Just because a game is 4v1 doesn't make it the game same.
>Evil dead the game is fucking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to fuck with them
So more like Left 4 Dead?
Everyone replying to this completely misses the point of this game. In Dead by Daylight, all you can do is run away and hide from the killer in between sitting on gens. In Evil Dead, you fight off hordes of enemies with deadly weapons and do objectives that require much more active participation than just holding down a button and occasional skillchecks. Evil Dead shits all over DBD.
ED1 was the best 'Evil Dead' in that it's the most about what the series is intended for, and is undeniably the most scary. There's something nice about its intentions being simpler. ED2 is between ED1 and Army of Darkness, which makes it many people's favourite in the series.
the limitations of budgets and effects hold 2 a bit back
3 still has a low budget but decides to do grand crazy stuff anyway because it is what the story needs
the 00s one is a female empowerment story right? does it at least do some cool effects with the demons or is it mostly just trees and zombie people again?
It's not so much female empowerment as it is a woman overcoming her heroin addiction. The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.
> The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.
Sam sold out
We never get a true remake with a young badass Ash murdering his way through hell
The woman is a dumb bitch who learns her lesson from her smart older brother who cares about her. It's only female empowerment in the sense of her being the protagonist. I wouldn't say the effects are that cool but it's an entertaining series of events, and though more horror-ish still retains much of the ridiculousness of the originals. Still it can't compare to them.
I think that is the sole reason classic horror remakes get crap. They aren't as good as the original as you said but if you exclude Nightmare on Elm Street remake the rest hold their ground pretty decently against the generic horror crap we get. TCM with Biel was quite good and F13 was just as okayish as the originals.
What is /misc/'s opinion on the 2013 or so reboot? I enjoyed it for what it was, especially the tonal shift in the ending. I would really dig a sequel with Mia.
Every single one with Ash in it is pure kino. The remake sucks ass and should be ignored.
The TV show is pure kino. Starts off a little shakey but only gets better as time goes on.
I kinda expected the show to be garbage, with the gnomish Female and the Mexican Sidekick, I expected it to be a typical "Old white man passing on the torch to the progressive new comers" only it isn't like that at all. They're show to be complete amateurs times and time again while Ash kicks ass over and over. Hell, even the strong female black woman dies very quickly. It's hilarious.
Yeah his sidekicks are great in their own right. gnomish broad on the show is an Italian irl and her throaty pornstar voice gives me wood and Mexican Ben Stiller is incredibly likeable
My problem with AoD isnt that's it's bad, as you said, schlock kino, but more that it really doesnt fit in with the the other movies. It's a really jarring change in tone from the 2, which I think had a better balance of comedy and horror.
The first one isn't that good. It's an ok b-movie, but 2 is basically a remake of it, and the best one in the series. Army of Darkness is one that you either love or hate. Just keep in mind it's an action comedy, not a horror movie.
The first one is a garbage exorcist rip-off on a shoe-string budget. The 2nd one good except half the movie is a rehash of the first and had a shitty claymation monster sequence which is laughably bad. Third one is both kino and boring.
1 is the horror movie they made with like 500 bucks
2 is peak horror with a perfect dose of Raimi comedy
3 is a straight Raimi wack-fest, great on it's own, but pretty much all tension removed.
1st one is straight trash and not because it's age either. Better off saving some brain cells and watch the second since half of it was the first movie anyway.
The trilogy are all different genres, the reboot sucked.
Evil Dead is low-budget horror with campy acting that's comedic at times but has really innovative cinematography and a gripping third act. Definitely worth a watch as it really influenced a lot that comes after it.
Evil Dead II is a sorta-remake-sorta-sequel to the first, it has a 10 minutes or so recap of the first movie with all of the characters except the main character (Ash) and his girlfriend cut from it, then goes into being a sequel but also hitting almost all the same story beats so it feels like a remake. The horror elements are taken to such extremes that they become comedic. Horror, but also slapstick. Some parts are just slapstick. Good movie.
Army of Darkness is a slapstick comedy, Ray Harryhausen tribute film, with some horror-themed monsters in it. Sometimes funny, sometimes meh, worth seeing for the skeleton army and some of the quotable lines. There are two endings to it: a campy fun ending and the original, more grim ending that Raimi wanted to put in but got cut because of the production company interfering. You can enjoy both endings though as there's already enough weird continuity differences between each movie that either ending could theoretically be possible. Oh yeah, and this one has a recap at the start too that also changes how things went before it and the actress for Ash's girlfriend is different.
Haven't seen the show yet, but planning to at some point.
Only acceptable if they don't alter the script and have him act exactly through the role Amber would've played. Lots of sulky hair tossing, smouldering looks at Mimiosa. Being a sassy bitch, etc.
>replacing actors out of nowhere
That worked out fantastically well for nu-Harry Potter. Short of the actor being dead or otherwise incapacitated, I think Hollywood should suck it up and stick with the original casts for sequels.
As well he should be. He's undeniable leading man material and should've gotten loads of comedic macho type character roles. It's just that they dried up just after he broke into the industry. It's not fair and understandable for him to be salty about it.
he's butthurt when people think he IS Ash, he's said multiple times that he doesn't want to be a 'celebrity' that people obsess over, but also that people are retarded if they think he is a character that he played
If I had the money I'd unironically do it, most money is spent on marketing but for a film like this it would basically market itself, everyone is aware of the trial and everyone knows who bruce is, and marvel made money from thor 3 by turning it into a comedy, so if DC decides fuck it, we'll just put campbell vs momoa and say amber was cursed by sea merlin and turned into bruce.
Then have Raimi direct it and don't interfere and let him do whatever he wants.
This would cut your supply to blackrock freshly printed dollarinos though
I still don't understand the power level of deadites. Their power is inconsistent. They can take over you entirely or parts of you or just fuck with you. If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?
that is partly responsible for how great the movies are, atleast for me. You have this obvious midwit as a protagonist and he doesn't really understand how anything works except shoot them in the head or chop them up, and neither do we.
I bet you think baby shows like blues clues are kino with a moronic opinion like that. >hurrdurr movie isnt consistant with it's own setting or make any sense period but it b gud.
Who knows? Bruce and Sam don't give a shit about continuity or muh "lore" anyway. They wanted to make entertainment and that's what they did. Anyone who overthinks this franchise is retarded.
>If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?
My theory is that the evil is like pure sadism that likes messing with people but it fucked around with Ash a bit too long and accidentally inoculated him against possession. Like, Ash could still get possessed if he stepped on an infected nail or something that gave him a super condensed dose of evil but that people could become immune to just outright possession by fighting off possessions like Ash did at the start of 2.
His son is married to a short brown girl with huge tits. It's a shame he didn't inherit any of his father's charisma. I've watched a little of his stream and it was terrible.
Man they should new movies with Bruce(using cgi to make him young) or new season or the tv show. Fuck, can you at least give me an animated series as good as the show?
count your fucking blessings we got what we got. 3 movies, a remake, a 3 season tv show, and now a multiplayer game, all decent to amazing, that's way more than most IPs get. stop it here before they shit all over the series imo
Please stop
This is seriously cyberbullying
women are children
When you're actually proven to be a witch then what the fuck is the problem here
On the one hand yeah, on the other that shit's been going on for years and there's been people way less deserving of being put through social hell than Heard so it's a weird hill to die on.
She shouldn't have pooped on the bed.
#amberturd
You reap what you sow. Years ago people used to be publicly shamed in the streets for sacrilege and spreading false rumours. This is just the modern day version of that.
believe me these people deserve it
>be bruce
>relegated back to comicons & Motel 6 lobby meet & greets after show fails...again
>see a chance to capitalize on a funny to get maybe one more day of work
...i don't blame him, really.
He's never shy or bashful about it.
few days ago ive watched my name is bruce and its still p hilarious, i like how its apparently canon that he always lives in some shithole trailer lol.
He does make the trailer life seem comfy.
bruce is great charismatic actor he should have all the best things in life
Need the picture even be posted?
Call attention to yourself and risk being bullied, it's just a fact of life mate. Any social animal engages in this behaviour to some extent because it works. Imagine some crazy cunt makes a load of shit up about you, you'd want to see justice done
Rebecca Black was heavily bullied for a dumb music video that shouldn't have gotten as much traction as it did.
Amber Heard fabricated an elaborate malicious story complete with slander, fraud, and fake evidence and took it upon herself to wipe the floor with her ex-husband for alleged things that happened only in her own mind just for clout.
How's the minus 5 million dollar going Amber ?
>rape and abuse defamation that cost a career and potentially 100M good!
>Laughing when nobody believes you baaaaaaaaaaad!
You reap what you sow. She defamed him on no basis, it's only fair she gets shit on when there's glaring proof she deserves it.
>you know humanoid amphibians, bunch of bitchy little girls
>my name is Michelle Weston. I used to he a guy until...
*ring ring*
>We've got a verdict out on you. You're guilty.
When you lose a defamation suit, you've got nothing
no cash, no credit, no upcoming movies
based
play evil dead the game, its good
>ep*c
i dont think i will
>being a mentally ill incel with Cinemaphile brain rot
keep it up, then
sup tim
Is it multiplayer only?
I hate those games like dbd and evolve
It has some single-player shit, but it's relatively short. Definitely not worth buying for it.
I'm so sick of all these asymmetrical horror games. Isn't the upcoming Texas Chainsaw game one of those too? It's so fucking lazy, and will inevitably be worth nothing once the playerbase dies out
They should have made a horse shooter if they wanted to make a multiplayer game. People play like it's one anyway and it's frustrating.
Horde* instead of horse. ha
I thought Dead by Daylight was supposed to be every horror franchise in one game. Then they made Friday the 13th, Evil Dead, and now TCM separate games in the same style. All it's going to do is kill the playerbase of all of them.
Evil dead the game is fucking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to fuck with them. It's not even close to dbd. I haven't played the others but I doubt they're close either. Just because a game is 4v1 doesn't make it the game same.
>Evil dead the game is fucking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to fuck with them
So more like Left 4 Dead?
Actually, yeah. Like l4d with a touch of dark souls.
Everyone replying to this completely misses the point of this game. In Dead by Daylight, all you can do is run away and hide from the killer in between sitting on gens. In Evil Dead, you fight off hordes of enemies with deadly weapons and do objectives that require much more active participation than just holding down a button and occasional skillchecks. Evil Dead shits all over DBD.
>"Listen here "Aquaman" to the Atlanteans you ain't but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."
Does this mean he's going to underwater fuck Momoa
Bump
Ive never watched Evil Dead, is it really that kino?
Does a janny do it for free?
First two are. 3rd is like 7/10. TV show is ok.
same actor?
Yep
I’d say third is a 10/10 in its own right but I recognize the genre shift is polarizing to those who wanted more evil dead 2 kino
Army of Darkness is KINO
how can anyone claim evil dead 1 is more entertaining than army of darkness?
ED1 was the best 'Evil Dead' in that it's the most about what the series is intended for, and is undeniably the most scary. There's something nice about its intentions being simpler. ED2 is between ED1 and Army of Darkness, which makes it many people's favourite in the series.
army of darkness is a fucking kids movie
you absolute goose, the third is by far the best
3 is the best one you fucking nut
i like 3rd one more than the first 2 movies
3rd one is the best indeed.
3rd one is the best
the limitations of budgets and effects hold 2 a bit back
3 still has a low budget but decides to do grand crazy stuff anyway because it is what the story needs
Every Evil Dead movie takes on a different tone and they're all very good and worth watching including the remake.
the 00s one is a female empowerment story right? does it at least do some cool effects with the demons or is it mostly just trees and zombie people again?
It's not so much female empowerment as it is a woman overcoming her heroin addiction. The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.
> The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.
Sam sold out
We never get a true remake with a young badass Ash murdering his way through hell
The woman is a dumb bitch who learns her lesson from her smart older brother who cares about her. It's only female empowerment in the sense of her being the protagonist. I wouldn't say the effects are that cool but it's an entertaining series of events, and though more horror-ish still retains much of the ridiculousness of the originals. Still it can't compare to them.
It certainly isn't as good as the originals, but it's still better than most horror crap put out.
I think that is the sole reason classic horror remakes get crap. They aren't as good as the original as you said but if you exclude Nightmare on Elm Street remake the rest hold their ground pretty decently against the generic horror crap we get. TCM with Biel was quite good and F13 was just as okayish as the originals.
does the brother get some cool fights or are all the fights with her?
Yes, definitely. Honestly he's probably half the protagonist of the movie.
might watch it then
It's Evil Dead just played 100% straight
that's the original Evil Dead, moron
What is /misc/'s opinion on the 2013 or so reboot? I enjoyed it for what it was, especially the tonal shift in the ending. I would really dig a sequel with Mia.
Trash
I recently saw the first one and it’s good a bit standard but it might have been the movie that created the said standard.
It was. Movies literally didn't have that much on-screen violence until Evil Dead came out.
Every single one with Ash in it is pure kino. The remake sucks ass and should be ignored.
The TV show is pure kino. Starts off a little shakey but only gets better as time goes on.
I kinda expected the show to be garbage, with the gnomish Female and the Mexican Sidekick, I expected it to be a typical "Old white man passing on the torch to the progressive new comers" only it isn't like that at all. They're show to be complete amateurs times and time again while Ash kicks ass over and over. Hell, even the strong female black woman dies very quickly. It's hilarious.
Yeah his sidekicks are great in their own right. gnomish broad on the show is an Italian irl and her throaty pornstar voice gives me wood and Mexican Ben Stiller is incredibly likeable
>Mexican Ben Stiller
why did I never notice this before
I think the same actor actually played his bastard Mexican son in meet the fockers
They killed off the moron? Maybe I should give it another shot. I dropped it pretty fast.
Army of Darkness sucks but the rest are good
fuck off you weakling, AoD is by are best. ED is good, 2 is shit
What's with this hate for AoD? It's schlock kino of the highest order.
My problem with AoD isnt that's it's bad, as you said, schlock kino, but more that it really doesnt fit in with the the other movies. It's a really jarring change in tone from the 2, which I think had a better balance of comedy and horror.
The first one isn't that good. It's an ok b-movie, but 2 is basically a remake of it, and the best one in the series. Army of Darkness is one that you either love or hate. Just keep in mind it's an action comedy, not a horror movie.
It's good, but what you really need to watch is Jack of All Trades and Adventures of Brisco Country Jr. And also Burn Notice if you have the time.
The first one is a garbage exorcist rip-off on a shoe-string budget. The 2nd one good except half the movie is a rehash of the first and had a shitty claymation monster sequence which is laughably bad. Third one is both kino and boring.
lmfao nice attempt at least, anon
What are you babbling about?
Watch the remake instead.
why would you do something so horrible?
Depends on how low your IQ is. It's absolutely redditkino to any midwit male.
>mom I said the thing again!
gay
1 is the horror movie they made with like 500 bucks
2 is peak horror with a perfect dose of Raimi comedy
3 is a straight Raimi wack-fest, great on it's own, but pretty much all tension removed.
Let me put it this way: it's been made 3 fucking times and they're all good.
1st one is straight trash and not because it's age either. Better off saving some brain cells and watch the second since half of it was the first movie anyway.
>1st one is straight trash
Fucken ay.
The trilogy are all different genres, the reboot sucked.
Evil Dead is low-budget horror with campy acting that's comedic at times but has really innovative cinematography and a gripping third act. Definitely worth a watch as it really influenced a lot that comes after it.
Evil Dead II is a sorta-remake-sorta-sequel to the first, it has a 10 minutes or so recap of the first movie with all of the characters except the main character (Ash) and his girlfriend cut from it, then goes into being a sequel but also hitting almost all the same story beats so it feels like a remake. The horror elements are taken to such extremes that they become comedic. Horror, but also slapstick. Some parts are just slapstick. Good movie.
Army of Darkness is a slapstick comedy, Ray Harryhausen tribute film, with some horror-themed monsters in it. Sometimes funny, sometimes meh, worth seeing for the skeleton army and some of the quotable lines. There are two endings to it: a campy fun ending and the original, more grim ending that Raimi wanted to put in but got cut because of the production company interfering. You can enjoy both endings though as there's already enough weird continuity differences between each movie that either ending could theoretically be possible. Oh yeah, and this one has a recap at the start too that also changes how things went before it and the actress for Ash's girlfriend is different.
Haven't seen the show yet, but planning to at some point.
Only acceptable if they don't alter the script and have him act exactly through the role Amber would've played. Lots of sulky hair tossing, smouldering looks at Mimiosa. Being a sassy bitch, etc.
I only know Bruce from Burn Notice (and that one guess appearance in Psych) and he is a funny and charming guy, wish him the best
This may be reddit but I'm only okay with this if they deepfake his face onto a beautiful woman's body and play it completely straight.
Kissing Aquaman and all.
HOLY KINO.
I hope they really lean into the sex scenes
Fucking based.
Amber is trash. Bruce rules.
This is the best thing to happen this year
Based.
>seething people in the replies
based bruce
>replacing actors out of nowhere
That worked out fantastically well for nu-Harry Potter. Short of the actor being dead or otherwise incapacitated, I think Hollywood should suck it up and stick with the original casts for sequels.
Amber looks like a guy with long hair in this photo
Bruce Redditbell
If they do this then this may be the first capeshit movie I've watched in over a decade.
>It's over Amber. I have the high ground.
That would be really fucking funny
So of course it wont happen
Bruce Campbell might be the only based actor.
FUCKING BASED. Always bothered me how Bruce Campbell was never a HUGE star.
He never wanted to be one.
He's incredibly butthurt about never being anything but ash. Get educated.
As well he should be. He's undeniable leading man material and should've gotten loads of comedic macho type character roles. It's just that they dried up just after he broke into the industry. It's not fair and understandable for him to be salty about it.
If he were a couple of decades older, he could have been as big a name as John Wayne.
he's butthurt when people think he IS Ash, he's said multiple times that he doesn't want to be a 'celebrity' that people obsess over, but also that people are retarded if they think he is a character that he played
Lmao at all the "this is gross" "bruce pls you're better than this" comments on that tweet
>turn Mera into aquaman snarky best bro
>let Bruce go wild and stick a bright red wig on him
>doesnt even explained what happened to mera
Ill watch
was thinking the same thing
Are DisneyDrones even human
No arrow therefore you look like that and say that
Bruce saved Multiverse of Madness for me
based bruce
>gay Aquaman
You guys don't actually want this right?
If I had the money I'd unironically do it, most money is spent on marketing but for a film like this it would basically market itself, everyone is aware of the trial and everyone knows who bruce is, and marvel made money from thor 3 by turning it into a comedy, so if DC decides fuck it, we'll just put campbell vs momoa and say amber was cursed by sea merlin and turned into bruce.
Then have Raimi direct it and don't interfere and let him do whatever he wants.
This would cut your supply to blackrock freshly printed dollarinos though
I still don't understand the power level of deadites. Their power is inconsistent. They can take over you entirely or parts of you or just fuck with you. If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?
that is partly responsible for how great the movies are, atleast for me. You have this obvious midwit as a protagonist and he doesn't really understand how anything works except shoot them in the head or chop them up, and neither do we.
I bet you think baby shows like blues clues are kino with a moronic opinion like that.
>hurrdurr movie isnt consistant with it's own setting or make any sense period but it b gud.
I apologize for not having autism
Why is everyone such a fucking gay nowadays when you disagree with them?
Because they attach too much self-esteem to their opinions. Nice digits.
Who knows? Bruce and Sam don't give a shit about continuity or muh "lore" anyway. They wanted to make entertainment and that's what they did. Anyone who overthinks this franchise is retarded.
>If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?
My theory is that the evil is like pure sadism that likes messing with people but it fucked around with Ash a bit too long and accidentally inoculated him against possession. Like, Ash could still get possessed if he stepped on an infected nail or something that gave him a super condensed dose of evil but that people could become immune to just outright possession by fighting off possessions like Ash did at the start of 2.
He's literally the chosen one. He's in the fucking book.
Dude, the entire joke is that he ain't chosen for shit, the book is a self fulfilling prophecy.
Based Bruce waiting on the script
Why is Bruce so based but his son such a gay?
qrd?
Damn, Bruce probably was a bad dad
His son is married to a short brown girl with huge tits. It's a shame he didn't inherit any of his father's charisma. I've watched a little of his stream and it was terrible.
He does sound like him however.
Picture of said big brown tits would be nice
From her twitter. Bruce's second wife(not the son's mother) is in the middle. She's a pretty thick lady on her own.
She looks old my boy robbing the grave
the fuck, that's just bruce in drag
>be Bruce Campbells son
>dont inherit his godlike chin
genetics are a cruel lottery
He kinda looks like he has autism
WB is so incompetent that I guarantee this would make the film more interesting
Only cool reddit actor
i guess we can officially change the name from soijak to redditjak jesus christ
I have no problem with Bruce Campbell but his fans are about as cringe as it gets trying to force him into everything nerdy.
Based Bruce will deliver camp
They're not wrong
Mera? Youra? It's all the Samea.
No, really. Send Bruce a script. He's going through withdrawals.
GROOVY
Man they should new movies with Bruce(using cgi to make him young) or new season or the tv show. Fuck, can you at least give me an animated series as good as the show?
count your fucking blessings we got what we got. 3 movies, a remake, a 3 season tv show, and now a multiplayer game, all decent to amazing, that's way more than most IPs get. stop it here before they shit all over the series imo
no ones even going to watch aqua man