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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is seriously cyberbullying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        women are children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When you're actually proven to be a witch then what the frick is the problem here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On the one hand yeah, on the other that shit's been going on for years and there's been people way less deserving of being put through social hell than Heard so it's a weird hill to die on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She shouldn't have pooped on the bed.
      #amberturd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You reap what you sow. Years ago people used to be publicly shamed in the streets for sacrilege and spreading false rumours. This is just the modern day version of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      believe me these people deserve it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be bruce
        >relegated back to comicons & Motel 6 lobby meet & greets after show fails...again
        >see a chance to capitalize on a funny to get maybe one more day of work

        ...i don't blame him, really.

        He's never shy or bashful about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          few days ago ive watched my name is bruce and its still p hilarious, i like how its apparently canon that he always lives in some shithole trailer lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He does make the trailer life seem comfy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bruce is great charismatic actor he should have all the best things in life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Need the picture even be posted?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Call attention to yourself and risk being bullied, it's just a fact of life mate. Any social animal engages in this behaviour to some extent because it works. Imagine some crazy c**t makes a load of shit up about you, you'd want to see justice done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rebecca Black was heavily bullied for a dumb music video that shouldn't have gotten as much traction as it did.
      Amber Heard fabricated an elaborate malicious story complete with slander, fraud, and fake evidence and took it upon herself to wipe the floor with her ex-husband for alleged things that happened only in her own mind just for clout.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's the minus 5 million dollar going Amber ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rape and abuse defamation that cost a career and potentially 100M good!
      >Laughing when nobody believes you baaaaaaaaaaad!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You reap what you sow. She defamed him on no basis, it's only fair she gets shit on when there's glaring proof she deserves it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you know humanoid amphibians, bunch of b***hy little girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my name is Michelle Weston. I used to he a guy until...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *ring ring*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >We've got a verdict out on you. You're guilty.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When you lose a defamation suit, you've got nothing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no cash, no credit, no upcoming movies

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based
    play evil dead the game, its good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ep*c
      i dont think i will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being a mentally ill incel with Cinemaphile brain rot
        keep it up, then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sup tim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it multiplayer only?
      I hate those games like dbd and evolve

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has some single-player shit, but it's relatively short. Definitely not worth buying for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sick of all these asymmetrical horror games. Isn't the upcoming Texas Chainsaw game one of those too? It's so fricking lazy, and will inevitably be worth nothing once the playerbase dies out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have made a horse shooter if they wanted to make a multiplayer game. People play like it's one anyway and it's frustrating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Horde* instead of horse. ha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based
        play evil dead the game, its good

        I thought Dead by Daylight was supposed to be every horror franchise in one game. Then they made Friday the 13th, Evil Dead, and now TCM separate games in the same style. All it's going to do is kill the playerbase of all of them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Evil dead the game is fricking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to frick with them. It's not even close to dbd. I haven't played the others but I doubt they're close either. Just because a game is 4v1 doesn't make it the game same.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Evil dead the game is fricking nothing like dbd, it's a 4 player action adventure game where a 5th player gets to frick with them
            So more like Left 4 Dead?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, yeah. Like l4d with a touch of dark souls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone replying to this completely misses the point of this game. In Dead by Daylight, all you can do is run away and hide from the killer in between sitting on gens. In Evil Dead, you fight off hordes of enemies with deadly weapons and do objectives that require much more active participation than just holding down a button and occasional skillchecks. Evil Dead shits all over DBD.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Listen here "Aquaman" to the Atlanteans you ain't but two things: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean he's going to underwater frick Momoa

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never watched Evil Dead, is it really that kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does a janny do it for free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First two are. 3rd is like 7/10. TV show is ok.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same actor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’d say third is a 10/10 in its own right but I recognize the genre shift is polarizing to those who wanted more evil dead 2 kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Army of Darkness is KINO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how can anyone claim evil dead 1 is more entertaining than army of darkness?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ED1 was the best 'Evil Dead' in that it's the most about what the series is intended for, and is undeniably the most scary. There's something nice about its intentions being simpler. ED2 is between ED1 and Army of Darkness, which makes it many people's favourite in the series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          army of darkness is a fricking kids movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you absolute goose, the third is by far the best

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 is the best one you fricking nut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like 3rd one more than the first 2 movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          3rd one is the best indeed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3rd one is the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the limitations of budgets and effects hold 2 a bit back
      3 still has a low budget but decides to do grand crazy stuff anyway because it is what the story needs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every Evil Dead movie takes on a different tone and they're all very good and worth watching including the remake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the 00s one is a female empowerment story right? does it at least do some cool effects with the demons or is it mostly just trees and zombie people again?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not so much female empowerment as it is a woman overcoming her heroin addiction. The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > The upcoming film might be some female empowerment bullshit since it'll center around two sisters.
            Sam sold out
            We never get a true remake with a young badass Ash murdering his way through hell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The woman is a dumb b***h who learns her lesson from her smart older brother who cares about her. It's only female empowerment in the sense of her being the protagonist. I wouldn't say the effects are that cool but it's an entertaining series of events, and though more horror-ish still retains much of the ridiculousness of the originals. Still it can't compare to them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It certainly isn't as good as the originals, but it's still better than most horror crap put out.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think that is the sole reason classic horror remakes get crap. They aren't as good as the original as you said but if you exclude Nightmare on Elm Street remake the rest hold their ground pretty decently against the generic horror crap we get. TCM with Biel was quite good and F13 was just as okayish as the originals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            does the brother get some cool fights or are all the fights with her?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, definitely. Honestly he's probably half the protagonist of the movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                might watch it then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's Evil Dead just played 100% straight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's the original Evil Dead, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is Cinemaphile's opinion on the 2013 or so reboot? I enjoyed it for what it was, especially the tonal shift in the ending. I would really dig a sequel with Mia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I recently saw the first one and it’s good a bit standard but it might have been the movie that created the said standard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was. Movies literally didn't have that much on-screen violence until Evil Dead came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every single one with Ash in it is pure kino. The remake sucks ass and should be ignored.
      The TV show is pure kino. Starts off a little shakey but only gets better as time goes on.

      I kinda expected the show to be garbage, with the israeli Female and the Mexican Sidekick, I expected it to be a typical "Old white man passing on the torch to the progressive new comers" only it isn't like that at all. They're show to be complete amateurs times and time again while Ash kicks ass over and over. Hell, even the strong female black woman dies very quickly. It's hilarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah his sidekicks are great in their own right. israeli broad on the show is an Italian irl and her throaty pornstar voice gives me wood and Mexican Ben Stiller is incredibly likeable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mexican Ben Stiller
          why did I never notice this before

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think the same actor actually played his bastard Mexican son in meet the fockers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They killed off the Black person? Maybe I should give it another shot. I dropped it pretty fast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Army of Darkness sucks but the rest are good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick off you weakling, AoD is by are best. ED is good, 2 is shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's with this hate for AoD? It's schlock kino of the highest order.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My problem with AoD isnt that's it's bad, as you said, schlock kino, but more that it really doesnt fit in with the the other movies. It's a really jarring change in tone from the 2, which I think had a better balance of comedy and horror.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first one isn't that good. It's an ok b-movie, but 2 is basically a remake of it, and the best one in the series. Army of Darkness is one that you either love or hate. Just keep in mind it's an action comedy, not a horror movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, but what you really need to watch is Jack of All Trades and Adventures of Brisco Country Jr. And also Burn Notice if you have the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first one is a garbage exorcist rip-off on a shoe-string budget. The 2nd one good except half the movie is a rehash of the first and had a shitty claymation monster sequence which is laughably bad. Third one is both kino and boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao nice attempt at least, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are you babbling about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the remake instead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you do something so horrible?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how low your IQ is. It's absolutely redditkino to any midwit male.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mom I said the thing again!
        homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 is the horror movie they made with like 500 bucks
      2 is peak horror with a perfect dose of Raimi comedy
      3 is a straight Raimi wack-fest, great on it's own, but pretty much all tension removed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me put it this way: it's been made 3 fricking times and they're all good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1st one is straight trash and not because it's age either. Better off saving some brain cells and watch the second since half of it was the first movie anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >1st one is straight trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricken ay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The trilogy are all different genres, the reboot sucked.
      Evil Dead is low-budget horror with campy acting that's comedic at times but has really innovative cinematography and a gripping third act. Definitely worth a watch as it really influenced a lot that comes after it.
      Evil Dead II is a sorta-remake-sorta-sequel to the first, it has a 10 minutes or so recap of the first movie with all of the characters except the main character (Ash) and his girlfriend cut from it, then goes into being a sequel but also hitting almost all the same story beats so it feels like a remake. The horror elements are taken to such extremes that they become comedic. Horror, but also slapstick. Some parts are just slapstick. Good movie.
      Army of Darkness is a slapstick comedy, Ray Harryhausen tribute film, with some horror-themed monsters in it. Sometimes funny, sometimes meh, worth seeing for the skeleton army and some of the quotable lines. There are two endings to it: a campy fun ending and the original, more grim ending that Raimi wanted to put in but got cut because of the production company interfering. You can enjoy both endings though as there's already enough weird continuity differences between each movie that either ending could theoretically be possible. Oh yeah, and this one has a recap at the start too that also changes how things went before it and the actress for Ash's girlfriend is different.
      Haven't seen the show yet, but planning to at some point.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only acceptable if they don't alter the script and have him act exactly through the role Amber would've played. Lots of sulky hair tossing, smouldering looks at Mimiosa. Being a sassy b***h, etc.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only know Bruce from Burn Notice (and that one guess appearance in Psych) and he is a funny and charming guy, wish him the best

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This may be reddit but I'm only okay with this if they deepfake his face onto a beautiful woman's body and play it completely straight.

    Kissing Aquaman and all.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY KINO.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they really lean into the sex scenes

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking based.

    Amber is trash. Bruce rules.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best thing to happen this year

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seething people in the replies
    based bruce

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >replacing actors out of nowhere
    That worked out fantastically well for nu-Harry Potter. Short of the actor being dead or otherwise incapacitated, I think Hollywood should suck it up and stick with the original casts for sequels.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amber looks like a guy with long hair in this photo

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Redditbell

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they do this then this may be the first capeshit movie I've watched in over a decade.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's over Amber. I have the high ground.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That would be really fricking funny
    So of course it wont happen

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Campbell might be the only based actor.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING BASED. Always bothered me how Bruce Campbell was never a HUGE star.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never wanted to be one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's incredibly butthurt about never being anything but ash. Get educated.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As well he should be. He's undeniable leading man material and should've gotten loads of comedic macho type character roles. It's just that they dried up just after he broke into the industry. It's not fair and understandable for him to be salty about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If he were a couple of decades older, he could have been as big a name as John Wayne.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's butthurt when people think he IS Ash, he's said multiple times that he doesn't want to be a 'celebrity' that people obsess over, but also that people are moronic if they think he is a character that he played

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao at all the "this is gross" "bruce pls you're better than this" comments on that tweet

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >turn Mera into aquaman snarky best bro
    >let Bruce go wild and stick a bright red wig on him
    >doesnt even explained what happened to mera
    Ill watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was thinking the same thing

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are DisneyDrones even human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No arrow therefore you look like that and say that

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce saved Multiverse of Madness for me

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based bruce

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gay Aquaman
    You guys don't actually want this right?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I had the money I'd unironically do it, most money is spent on marketing but for a film like this it would basically market itself, everyone is aware of the trial and everyone knows who bruce is, and marvel made money from thor 3 by turning it into a comedy, so if DC decides frick it, we'll just put campbell vs momoa and say amber was cursed by sea merlin and turned into bruce.
    Then have Raimi direct it and don't interfere and let him do whatever he wants.
    This would cut your supply to blackrock freshly printed dollarinos though

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand the power level of deadites. Their power is inconsistent. They can take over you entirely or parts of you or just frick with you. If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is partly responsible for how great the movies are, atleast for me. You have this obvious midwit as a protagonist and he doesn't really understand how anything works except shoot them in the head or chop them up, and neither do we.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you think baby shows like blues clues are kino with a moronic opinion like that.
        >hurrdurr movie isnt consistant with it's own setting or make any sense period but it b gud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I apologize for not having autism

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why is everyone such a fricking homosexual nowadays when you disagree with them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because they attach too much self-esteem to their opinions. Nice digits.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows? Bruce and Sam don't give a shit about continuity or muh "lore" anyway. They wanted to make entertainment and that's what they did. Anyone who overthinks this franchise is moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If they want to win why not just immediately take over Ash and have him kill himself?
      My theory is that the evil is like pure sadism that likes messing with people but it fricked around with Ash a bit too long and accidentally inoculated him against possession. Like, Ash could still get possessed if he stepped on an infected nail or something that gave him a super condensed dose of evil but that people could become immune to just outright possession by fighting off possessions like Ash did at the start of 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally the chosen one. He's in the fricking book.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, the entire joke is that he ain't chosen for shit, the book is a self fulfilling prophecy.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Bruce waiting on the script

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Bruce so based but his son such a homosexual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, Bruce probably was a bad dad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, Bruce probably was a bad dad

          His son is married to a short brown girl with huge breasts. It's a shame he didn't inherit any of his father's charisma. I've watched a little of his stream and it was terrible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He does sound like him however.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Picture of said big brown breasts would be nice

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              From her twitter. Bruce's second wife(not the son's mother) is in the middle. She's a pretty thick lady on her own.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She looks old my boy robbing the grave

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the frick, that's just bruce in drag

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be Bruce Campbells son
                >dont inherit his godlike chin
                genetics are a cruel lottery

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He kinda looks like he has autism

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WB is so incompetent that I guarantee this would make the film more interesting

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only cool reddit actor

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i guess we can officially change the name from soijak to redditjak jesus christ

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have no problem with Bruce Campbell but his fans are about as cringe as it gets trying to force him into everything nerdy.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Bruce will deliver camp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're not wrong

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mera? Youra? It's all the Samea.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, really. Send Bruce a script. He's going through withdrawals.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GROOVY

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man they should new movies with Bruce(using cgi to make him young) or new season or the tv show. Frick, can you at least give me an animated series as good as the show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      count your fricking blessings we got what we got. 3 movies, a remake, a 3 season tv show, and now a multiplayer game, all decent to amazing, that's way more than most IPs get. stop it here before they shit all over the series imo

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no ones even going to watch aqua man

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