Bruce Willis Health Update: "Doing so good!"

I know it's a long shot but any chance we will ever see him again on the big screen?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings from Kazakstan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hope he reads this bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I hope so too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doing so good!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hate women so much it's unreal?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very very sad

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Bruce willis

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rumer Willis' latest update, though, is a far more hopeful one regarding Bruce Willis than audiences were given last year by Moonlighting creator Glenn Cordon Caron:
    >The process [to get ‘Moonlighting’ onto Hulu] has taken quite a while and Bruce’s disease is a progressive disease, so I was able to communicate with him, before the disease rendered him as incommunicative as he is now, about hoping to get the show back in front of people. My sense is the first one to three minutes he knows who I am. He’s not totally verbal; he used to be a voracious reader — he didn’t want anyone to know that — and he’s not reading now. All those language skills are no longer available to him, and yet he’s still Bruce. When you’re with him, you know that he’s Bruce, and you’re grateful that he’s there, but the joie de vivre is gone.

    who should we believe bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking evil b***h
      do women understand how comically evil they are? do they relish in it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and yes. There's never been a successful society run by women exclusively because they're vindictive, cruel, sadistic, illogical and overly emotional.
        k00k

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he’s not reading now. All those language skills are no longer available to him, and yet he’s still Bruce. When you’re with him, you know that he’s Bruce, and you’re grateful that he’s there, but the joie de vivre is gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted his tv show on Hulu so I could get free money so I tried to wrangle my non-verbal father but he's non-verbal now so my free money cash ticket for the money is getting harder to pull off. But he's the same old Bruce deep down!

      I mean it should be on there (Cybil Shepard deserves free money too), but her motivations are clear as day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you have brain damage? that statement came from Gleen Cordon Caron and its from a long time ago

        the point is that it contradicts or is at least more realistic than how their daughters described him a couple days ago being "so good".
        this condition doesn't improve, he was already a walking vegetable a year ago so he must be even more of a walking vegetable by now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that 1000 yard stare
      frick...we had to take care of our grandma who had alzheimers for a few years and she had two expressions, the expressionless gaze in this webm and wide-eyed panic like she suddenly gained a moment of lucidity and had no idea where they were or what they were doing.

      It's fricking soul-crushing to have to watch a loved one go through losing themselves like this, I'd rather get sent off to pasture while I still retained my sense of self

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i had to be my own grandpa's wrangler for 4 years. dementia commonly causes insomnia as well so he never fricking slept. up all hours of the day, threatening to beat his dog to death(the only thing he remembered) to keep him from violently escaping the house was the only thing that worked, and that damn dog had been dead for 6 years. i wish i could have remembered him differently in the end.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that 1000 yard stare
          frick...we had to take care of our grandma who had alzheimers for a few years and she had two expressions, the expressionless gaze in this webm and wide-eyed panic like she suddenly gained a moment of lucidity and had no idea where they were or what they were doing.

          It's fricking soul-crushing to have to watch a loved one go through losing themselves like this, I'd rather get sent off to pasture while I still retained my sense of self

          I'd try to get a clause or contract saying my caretakers have to put me down if my dementia becomes bad to a certain level. Not ever sleeping sounds like torture.
          I don't guess it's possible or legal to make a contract like that now though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Become a Canadian citizen. If the poos can do it surely you can too. They actively tell people tell people to get euthanized.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and wide-eyed panic like she suddenly gained a moment of lucidity and had no idea where they were or what they were doing.

        He kinda did, half way. Imagine just waking up in some weird room and you don't know where you got there or who you are?

        i had to be my own grandpa's wrangler for 4 years. dementia commonly causes insomnia as well so he never fricking slept. up all hours of the day, threatening to beat his dog to death(the only thing he remembered) to keep him from violently escaping the house was the only thing that worked, and that damn dog had been dead for 6 years. i wish i could have remembered him differently in the end.

        My grandpa got dementia and he just got super weird and isolationist. Kept to his own downstairs apartment and didn't interact with anyone else. Got really weird and hostile. Mom said that guy "wasn't my dad I remembered".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i had to be my own grandpa's wrangler for 4 years. dementia commonly causes insomnia as well so he never fricking slept. up all hours of the day, threatening to beat his dog to death(the only thing he remembered) to keep him from violently escaping the house was the only thing that worked, and that damn dog had been dead for 6 years. i wish i could have remembered him differently in the end.

        >and wide-eyed panic like she suddenly gained a moment of lucidity and had no idea where they were or what they were doing.

        He kinda did, half way. Imagine just waking up in some weird room and you don't know where you got there or who you are?

        [...]
        My grandpa got dementia and he just got super weird and isolationist. Kept to his own downstairs apartment and didn't interact with anyone else. Got really weird and hostile. Mom said that guy "wasn't my dad I remembered".

        this is why we need this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that just a demo or actually someone who ack'd themselves? It's such a homosexual way out. I'd go full 38 special, or something cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All my grandparents died with their full mental faculties, but they also died excruciatingly painful deaths from various cancers.
        I remember my grandmother desperately clawing at the air and screaming on her deathbed.
        I have cancer now too, but I’ve bought a gun in case things get really bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JuWP0lK.jpeg

      I know it's a long shot but any chance we will ever see him again on the big screen?

      Stop using him for your social media circus fricks sake. I’d sooner jump in the canadian suicide pod than have this happen.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will he make a last movie before checking out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's dying, get off his nuts for a minute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His body is alive, but Bruce Willis is already dead.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY DAD! HE'S SO moronic LOOK AT HIM HAHA LOOK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of them is being more virtue signaling online than the rest. What's the name of that one? Scout? She's the one who always holds his hand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One of them is being more virtue signaling online than the rest. What's the name of that one? Scout? She's the one who always holds his hand.
        it's the daughter with the huge chin

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      queen elizabeth vibes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who had worse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Syd Barrett, but his music sucked so you didnt miss much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          PF was better when Syd was around

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so anon was right, we didn't miss much, excepting the overblown career of a flatulent band

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FILTERED

          Now get your homosexual ass back to Cinemaphile and cry about Cobain there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not the same condition dipshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets fat, loses some hair
      >people pretend he lost his mind
      This picture was taken a few years later and he looks fine, he was just a bit autistic

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Why yes I would love to be shown to the public in my worst state of my life after all of my success. Thank you, loving daughter”

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least he leaves behind a beautiful family

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >short hair with those gigajaws
      Early onset dementia?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if I had those thing as my children then I hope I get dementia so I forget everything about them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women with chadjaw look hideous like neanderthals. theres nothing like the dorito chin for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all those gigachad genetics wasted on creating women with massive jaws
      grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting cucked by Robert Z'Dar and raising his kids for him lmao.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just put him out of this misery, not because of the dementia but because he has modern white daughters. Can’t even imagine soul-crushing pain like that.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just dose him with a bunch of racetams or Modafinil. Might as well at that point he's a fricking mess anyway worse thing that happens is nothing

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incommunicative
    c'mon, that can't be a word

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really dont care
    unless he makes another die hard

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh oh that's it chocolate in my pants and who the frick is this kissing me?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He may have plateau'd but you don't get any better with this as he has literal brain damage. Bruce likely had a series of strokes that killed part of his brain (possibly starting as early as 2012 based on some of his weird interviews, but definitely after 2018). There's chunks of his brain that are just gone and never coming back, and he will only get worse.

    At a certain point he will need permantant hospital care, and to be hooked to a machine, then he'll die.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what he lookin at?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what the shit? The Chins are hyper spawning!

      Soon weak chins will be overrun and extinct. How?!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they give him an Oscar for unbreakable or Armageddon?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over for him, the prions got his brain

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope if I ever get Alzheimers they just fricking kill me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same tbqh, or just release me into the woods or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >come across a random woman in the woods
        >she wishes she picked the bear not because she's scared of you but because now she has to take care of a moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope if I ever get Alzheimers they just fricking kill me.

      a-anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope if I ever get Alzheimers they just fricking kill me.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hate that even Bruce Willis isn't immune to doing a basedface in the current year

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His daughters are evil.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always were. But don't let Demi off the hook.
      They'd make Bruce show up to Christmas with Ashton Kutcher just to take family photos and then have a car take him back home to the mental hospital.

      NEVER TRUST A b***h

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope if I ever get Alzheimers they just fricking kill me.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no
    aphasia doesnt just go away like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's no longer just aphasia, it's full on dementia

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why people here get so triggered by this. Most people want to know how he is doing, the fact we have so many threads about this only proves her right

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe a remake of "On Golden Pond"?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boo-hoo poor retired millionaire white guy.
    frick off.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will I remember it if he does make another movie?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think he ever gets attracted to his daughters since he just sees young girls not recognizing its his offspring?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm faded af, but even I know that post made no sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With the jaw structure they have he would have a lucid moment and remember who he is probably

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely possible. I know someone whose dementia'd father made sexual advances toward her, which freaked her out quite a bit.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wiener status?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daughters won't let him have any dignity
    >constantly posting photos on social media

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get why people here get so triggered by this. Most people want to know how he is doing, the fact we have so many threads about this only proves her right

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, you guys do realize this is his body doing a final push right before he dies right?
    lol

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