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Grim
What the frick.
Good times...
wow, how incredibly unfunny
Frick you, zoomer.
I watched that shit when it came out and it wasn't funny then. A lack of a sense of humor is something that can transcend time tho, as you're demonstrating
WHAT
Nice lifts
Oh no no no
>mogged by Jonah
Now I’ve seen everything
These pics can’t be real kek
Vince is solid tall, Zoolander is small, but no fricking way he is smaller than Jonah.
is that mark kozelek
>Lord, kill the pain
Never seen the movie. Cruise was in it?
Is Cavil's height a lie? The difference should be much bigger standing next to Cruise i noticed that also other pics, and it doesn't even seem like Cruise is wearing lifts, this looks more like a 5'10 standing next to a 6'1 guy
Whatever a man's height is listed as in Hollywood subtract two inches off it.
Yeah probably, if Cavil is something like 5'11 then the pictures make way more sense
It's accurate, Cruise is usually wearing heels.
ferguson mogs the shit out of the blonde goddamn
Ferguson and Cavill mog the shit out 99% of the entire planet.
Our boy Henry has such weird upper body proportions. His clothes NEVER FRICKING FIT.
Someone should tell him about tailors. Surely he could afford some custom made to fit clothes by now.
>Cruise is usually wearing heels.
Those are not lifts you pleb. Cruise height is around 5'9-5'10
who mogs who tho?
Cavill mogs anyone
I mean, his dad was a Costanza.
His mom was taller than his dad, surefire recipe for manlet genes.
What the crap is this Mandela effect shit?Since when he was Ben's dad?
George Costanza's real name was Jerry Stiller anon. Didn't that clue you in?
No, it's Jason Alexander
Who’s logging who here?
>maybe if I put my hand in my pocket they won't notice.....
A bad picture of both to be fair
>cruise outranked on height, physique, face
>boldly places hand on chest
Cheeky
look at the hands and you will know the answer
is that cavill or the mr robot guy
genuinely cant tell here
cruise mogs, face always wins
Ben Stiller unironically moggs Cruise here. Aged more gracefully, has more piercing eyes, better chin+nose and an aura of rich and slightly deranged lawyer on any other shark like occupation.
Cruise looks like a boring boomer dad on his way to a boring couple's night out or something. And he's chubby.
>Aged more gracefully,
Go to bed, Ben
Agreed. Tom "Middle Tooth" Cruise is overrated at this point. If I had to compare both at their prime then yes Cruise would mog but Ben just looks nicer now.
Even Ben's hairline is running away from his deformed face
Posting this classic
At least post the original, which is bad enough.
Thats the photoshop
Sure
best times of my life were spamming this pic in high school 5 years ago
thats honestly kind of sad homie, best times are still ahead of you
Why is mogging who? Do people look at head size?
They both look like shit. Who is the israelite on the left?
Pakistani prime minister.
the president of the European Union
There’s no way Zelensky is 5’7. Him and Stiller are both the same height but shorter than Cruise
Why is everyone so short in Hollywood?
because
Being an actor is inherrently a beta occupation. Drama school is for nerds, so most are short guys with napoleon complexes.
It costs less money to build miniature sets.
Non-meme answer? Small actors fit better into frame with actresses who are around 5'5. Having some 6'4 mongoloid would limit your options when it comes to angles and scenes.
>Having some 6'4 mongoloid
This still makes no sense since a lot of actors are below the average height. You have to cast 6'4 mongloids but what about 5'10' 5'11? Its like Nolan casting some manlet to play Bane and then used camera tricks to make him look big. Makes no sense.
~~*why indeed*~~
Much such examples
Sersh is wrecking her here
No shit
>they're both in the next Fast & Furious
Brie is going to get obliterated
brie is so cute bros
i hope youre saying felicity is the hottie otherwise you fricked up
i think he's saying they're both getting mogged by time
Obviously
>Brie's mangled fungus feet cropped out
doesn't count
I like how they're not even particularly great pictures of Felicity Jones or Saoirse Ronan and they're still brutal mogs of Larson
Classic.
>Getting mogged by someone 33 years older than you
Savage
Damn, this makes me feel bad for being a chestlet
Gal is unironically beautiful. That granny looks drunk
>Gal is unironically beautiful
Yes, her face is practically flawless
>her face is practically flawless
Lol people actually think Gal Gadot is some paragon of female beauty, when she is so absolutely ordinary. I'll never understand it, but it's okay, too busy having sex in real life and appreciate real women rather than
> MUH MCU WAIFU REEEE
>she is so absolutely ordinary.
dude, you can say people overrate her, but that's a lie you're trying too hard
You seem upset. Are you sure you're not a Black person?
I'm not. Are you israeli?
Gooba gabba we accept you one of us!
Repulsive forehead
can she form complex thoughts with a brain case like that? Does she have a prefrontal cortex?
I know there was a guy who lost 1/4th of his brain and turned out alright but I'm sure this has negative effects right?
Gal Gadot looks so much like a rat that my cat tries to attack the screen
germans look like cement blocks.
french people look like poorly bred hounds.
british look british.
russians look like fricking meerkats
That's a pretty weird response. Are you upset over all the israeli comments? What are you?
jews are cool. you are the loser here
>jews are cool
Well they're not hot if Gal is a representative of israeli beauty.
Are you a winner?
i experienced everything i consider worthwhile so yes i am a winner
It's crazy how that led you to being here.
What's your native language by the way?
Hey me too! I had no idea that was the metric
Why do you think your kind are cool?
Absolutely hilarious scene.
why are euros suddenly interested in hips and ass? Isn't she the archetype?
If you compare her to everyone else, she gets mogged by almost everyone.
That's just not true
Then why did you post an image where she's getting mogged 4 times over?
Why lie?
Sorry, he meant 6 times over
Only Pataki sorta kinda mogs her but Gadot trumps her with that supermodel height of hers.
>supermodel height
That doesn't redeem her face or body or save her from the mogging
Way to kill your own argument
Chick on the far right could be Janice Griffith's mom. Uncanny.
t. faceblind
me in the back
This looks like a Prajeet tiktok.
Most modern Fast and Furious movies are.
>implying everyone would be staring at some stick with no breasts or ass
Top lel
>tall skinny girls are now considered unattractive
We have to go back
You can be skinny and not have weird posture and gross flailing limbs
b***h gotta body like a matchstick looooool frick irsael
Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her pinhead fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of kpop idols and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled spine as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this set before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future F&F career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
is that Plank in Ed, Edd + Eddy ?
frick off rubengoldheimberg.
chestletism aside, gal has such a freakish alien skull shape I don't know why she chose to embrace it in this hair style. Real wonder woman has a nice rounded face and jawline.
That's the most brutal of all
Oof. Gal is sweet gal, but damn.
I understand israelites running hollywood since their built that themselves, but how did they manage to run the media and banks in pretty much every western country?
>banks
Long, long history of practising usury. You'll learn a thing or two in some thousands of years of collective scheming.
>Gal is unironically beautiful
Jesus Christ how short is Ben Stiller to get height mogged by Tom Cruise??
im always going to try and stand closer to the camera so i can appear taller
Can you be more thoughtful and stop posting webms. On iPad.
Cruise is unmoggable
I wear boots with stacked heels so I can be king of manlets
no one will ever know my secret.
The classic ashkenazi neanderthal DNA gives them a larger head to fit a bigger brain.
Jonah doesn't look that bad here, actually looks normal for once
so stark the contrast
no wonder they're eternally seething
that bri'ish withered flower getting destroyed by kiki never stops to make me giggle
This guy absolutely seething every time Kiernan Shipka gets mogged by someone is the real hilarity in these threads
A common occurrence
>posts photo of the blonde blatantly mogging Kiernan again
You're not good at this
The frick is wrong with her skull shape?
Her head and jaw are huge but her mouth and nose are tiny, makes her look ridiculous next to other people
Shipka looks like a failed clone of the left, kek
Who is that boy on the right anyway?
Ella Hollywood
Is there a name for an anti-mog? Where one person is mogged by everyone?
every single person in this photo looks atrocious, anon
Trying too hard
I have no idea who is supposed to mog who here. Looks like a car crash.
>three pretty ladies and Elizabeth Moss
I wonder
>three pretty ladies
Eye meds, now.
Yes dude, Emmy Rossum is in fact, a pretty woman.
I am worried about you, anon.
Did sophie get plastic surgery?
that pic is like 8 years old
And?
>las creaturas britannicas
i actually prefer the one on the left/phone
You're welcome to it, anon
yikes
>I prefer the one with dyed carrot hair, a hook nose, nosering, overbite and haggard skin
the profile's a little rough, but she looks good front on and the goofy face she makes turns me on
other one is just basic looking and seems to have the personality of a stump
Anon, anyone who has to cover themselves in all that dye, color nails, piercings and shit does not have "personality", they are making up for a lack of one. You've got a lot to learn.
don't care
totally still would
You do you, anon.
It's okay, I think she's cute too. Same for most of these girls that are getting blatantly mogged. Guess we have low standards based on the other replies you're getting.
feet
The twins look cute here.
And Liz's sisters look ok too!
MY FRICKING SIDES
6 foot vs 5'11''
You can throw one punch. Who do you send on orbit?
I could knock Dink into the next town, but Warwick I could send into the next state. I pick him.
line them up, single file. I can get both.
Thinking outside the matchbox, I see.
What if I picked up Dinklage and swung him like a golf club at Warwick?
wtf, guy must be tiny
last i heard he was king of a little dwarf village in china
I think i heard about that village
Holy shit, the pain in their faces :DDDDD
Still trying to to smile and attempting to look away but you can still see where their focus is LMAO
Poor women, I can only image how much it destroyed them mentally to have to take these photos.
You can literally see the tears in their eyes lmao
the queen of the mog
If there was a dictionary entry for "mog" this picture would be right next to it
Postan my favorite
Sienna Miller is way hotter than that fat cow next to her
if you're a huge gay maybe
That other c**t only has a huge set of knockers going for her, Sienna is hotter all around. Keep your "mommy milkers" for yourself, you underdeveloped, mommy issues-ridden fricking manchild.
>talking shit about the queen of Cinemaphile
get out
This kind of seems like you're the one with the issues.
NTA but It's not just her breasts, Hendricks is taller and has bigger shoulders, her skin is pale, clean and radiant compared to Miller, and her eyes are also bigger than hers, it's not a huge mog but the very reaction she causes in Miller makes it kinda brutal.
if this was 10 years ago, the comparison wouldn't even be close because christina hendricks has a beautiful face, great skin, and a nice figure. Even now though she is superior so can it, worm
Sienna pls
>Oh god why
>Just smile and pretend it doesn't bother you
>Maybe if I open up a bit here?
>Nope. No use. Completely outgunned.
ABSOLVTELY BRVTAL
do women get jealous of other woman's chests??
Why would they not?
Yeah. Unironically it’s similar to height with men.
i know women who are weirdly outspoken about it, like they'll post on social media about how flat chested they are, how they don't need to wear bras etc
men never post stuff like "i am 5 ft 9 in tall" unless they're "owning" it (which is insecure in itself)
That's accurate. I had a friend with a flatchest and she would always talk about it. Maybe a way to compensate in bawdtiness
i think women just talk about their bodies more
if a man says "i can lift heavier weights now" it comes off sad even if it's an accomplishment
if a woman says "i have cramps and i'm bleeding discharge everywhere" it's open and honest or something
>if a man says "i can lift heavier weights now" it comes off sad even if it's an accomplishment
this is only true if it is on social media. There's nothing wrong with discussing your gains at the gym in person unless you're trying to make someone else feel bad which is gay beta shit
at best i find it uninteresting
there is nothing anyone could say about their body unless they had a really unique birthmark or something.
obviously you would just discuss it with other people that are athletic. I wouldn't show up to a hobby shop and talk to a bunch of dorks about my gains at the gym and my workout regimen
yeah i guess i'm talking about broadcasting it, to the public or on social media
there is stuff i would genuinely find interesting. people say "nobody cares about your dreams" but i fricking love hearing about people's weird dreams. tell me about your dreams, Cinemaphile.
my dream is to have sex with christina hendricks how she was in 2012 every night
closer to dick size.
I don't really envy other men's height but I did envy my friend who had a nine inch penis.
t. 5'8 with a six incher
Uh yeah it's just you bro. Sorry for your height man.
kino
Doesn't help that the redhead is smirking like a shark. They look scared.
This is how i feel near my friends.
How does this one even work?
How does it work in what way?
I get that it's supposed to be a height mog but the little chick looks hotter to me
Two Irish guys, they look like they could be brothers…
>FRICK N-
now that's brutal
ouch
Literally 0 real mogs in this thread. I guess goes to show how careful these people are not to get mogged.
>tanlines
FUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKKK
Those are some sweet melon hoo boy lordy be lordy be mmm mmm MMM.
>posts absolutely nothing
>whines
The bongloid blockhead never stood a chance. It's almost a second dunkirk
Mary Kate and Ashley always look spooked.
why does she talk down to them?
Because they are shorter than her
Cocaine
>the kikihomosexual is seething again
Emma didn't stand a chance
Titmogs are the funniest to me
tough choice for me. While I don't find left to be conventionally attractive, I do find her oddly sexy.
Coconut milkers
Holy shit wtf, Emma is very attractive to me but she looks goblin like next to her.
There's always a bigger fish
What’s with the boot?
Gandalf, Gaandalf & Bigger Gandalf
>Patric began dating actress Julia Roberts days after she canceled her wedding to Kiefer Sutherland in June 1991
Have you seen him recently? Patric looks like shit.
He and Kiefer are close friedns now, that roberts shit is water under the bridge too.
>He and Kiefer are close friedns now
lmao what a cuck
age mogging a post wall roastie
kino
>that thousand wiener stare on the hag
Sheesh.
Henry's looking kinda rough
Toby mogs
Isla Fisher mogs Carey Mulligan, I don't give a frick
And Debicki mogs all of them.
>NOT OKAY
FKM
you just know
Emilia mogs.
Marry Rose Leslie
Frick Natalie Dormer
Kill Maisie
I don't know what a fourth one is.
Emilia always has such a genuine smile. I don't think she'll ever be a movie star but I hope she finds some more tv stuff.
Don't give me any shit about a man not being able to mog a woman or vice versa.
Need a crown lengthen. It's a minor procedure, lady.
is that the girl from squid game?
THE BRITISH CHAD VS THE MANLET A*MERICAN GOYIM
Cruise is American and stiller is a israelite so it should be:
>CHAD WHITE AMERICAN VS MANLET israelite UNTERMENSCH
>the screenwriter mogs everyone
Jesus! that's why GOT failed
Onion Knight mogs
which arnie mogs the most?
I wanted to brazenly shoot off a comment, but you made me stop and wonder. I have no idea. Conan? T1000? Butch is most casually handsome with great smile.
>Conan
>T1000
>Butch
lmao who knows the names of Arnold Schwarzenegger characters?
Yes who could ever know who Arnold played in Conan the Barbarian?
>who knows the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in Conan
if you can't name at least half of them you probably need to watch more arniekino
why would I not know Arnold played Conan in a movie called Conan the Barbarian?
You know that old meme about Halo being a cool guy?
Nah nah, this isn't one of those situations, Conan the Barbarian is very clearly a name. Conan is a normal name. There's a difference between thinking Metroid or Halo is the character's name and not figuring out "John Wick" is who Keanu Reeves plays.
He looked consistently great
You should know T1000 and you should definitely know Conan
Anon, you are talking to zoomer. You cannot help him.
Gee whizz gang I can't wait to rewatch Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman and Igor Spengler are hilarious!
Anon, you are not going to be able to make yourself look anything other than stupid for pretending it is difficult to know who Arnold played in Conan the Barbarian. Accept the loss.
Never seen it.
Okay but do you actually know the names of the main characters in Jurassic Park? Without looking them up. It's one of the biggest films of all time, anon.
Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, John Hammond, Tim, Lex, Nedry and Jeff Goldblum. Not a good example to ask.
If you actually knew those without looking them up, fair enough. I will take the L as the kids say.
>Never seen it.
You don't need to have seen Conan the Barbarian to know that in Conan the Barbarian, Arnold plays...Conan the Barbarian.
nedry, discount ray wise, lauryl dern, jeff goldrush
Grant, Sattler, Malcolm, Hammond.
Maybe it's just you who can't remember anything.
>uh like, what a nerd, knowing what the park was called in Jurassic Park, like oh em gee
Conan
Me in the bag
Brutal
And that's not even getting down to the massive breasts on the left girl
Fred > bimbo/ayy
Mogged on the left and mogged on the right, suffering for the middle
I don't know who these people are, but I prefer the one on the left
nothing but ugly people here
Midget mogs
5'6 and 5'7. Guess who's compensating more with platforms.