>build advanced interplanetary spaceships
>use it to travel to other planets to abduct a random hillbilly
>wrap in him a sheet, shove rods in him then jizz in his eye
>leave
?????
>build advanced interplanetary spaceships. >use it to travel to other planets to abduct a random hillbilly
Scientists capture wild animals all the time to study them or preform experiments so I don’t know why you think.this is unreasonable. Humanity would be animals in this scenario, and possibly interesting ones at that.
Great point
It is for this reason that I completely believe 100% all rum soaked American hicks who claim to have gotten kidnapped by extraterrestrials, no matter what, no matter how different their experiences are from one another
> rum soaked American hicks
Live in isolated areas in farms and shit.
Away from cities, in dark areas. Away from brightly lit streets
Are you fricking moronic or just trolling?
>rum soaked American hicks
Nobody expects you to, sperg
>hicks
>rum
not true. lab animals are specifically bred and dont ever live in the wild.
nature conservationists observe animals from a distance, usually without interfering. tagging or curing animals of illnesses only happens when they are sedated to not traumatize them
>implying earth isn't a giant cage and we aren't already bred for experiments
This. Also there’s a strong regulation when it comes to animal experiments. It’s never “hey let’s grab this mouse and see what happens”. It’s really restricted and scientists need lots of permits and shit.
>It’s really restricted and scientists need lots of permits and shit.
It is NOW.
Theres a theory that the government has made a deal with the NHI to allow the abduction of its citizen for access to some of their tech. Which might be the reason the military industrial complex is trying to avoid disclosure as it could reveal disturbing facts about the government's interactions with NHI
stop smelling your own farts. of course the military-industrial complex wont disclose their newest military tech, this would be a massive breach in national security to lay open what their surveillance is capable of. they wont admit to china that they're able to read all their military intelligence from orbit just because some schizos accused them of collaborating with ayylums
Yet youre nose deep into the military arse crack if you think the US who lost wars since Nam have some magic giga tech since the 40s that defies the laws of aerodynamics and physics as we know them and would turn the US military into eternal overlords of the Earth. I know US military dick sucking is an American passtime for some military cucks but you need to grow up mate.
You’re a fool if you think the objective was to win, at least in a classic military sense.
Slurrpp slurrp sluuuuuuuuurrrpp. Oh yeah, keep sucking, yeah baby tickle those balls
Kek. You think I’m happy about the situation? Contentedly snug in military superiority? I’m not, because it’s not *our* military, and it’s not acting on our behalf.
>defies the laws of aerodynamics and physics as we know them
theres no such thing. These are surveillance drones of NATO origin that know how to frick with sensors. Making an approaching vessel believe you have no engine and just zipped past at mach20 is literally the perfect tool to have on your spy planes
It's a leap to assume all aliens must have some kind of ethics board, the predator didn't have to follow minimum weight regulations when he went hunting
>Humanity would be animals in this scenario, and possibly interesting ones at that.
No we wouldn't. Animals don't build skyscrapers and nuclear warheads. Animals can't even figure out how to throw a stone.
This narrative that aliens would immediately equate humanity to dumb cattle is so fricking stupid. Think for once in your life.
Ants build larger structures relative to their size. I think the idea here is that just because we can’t conceive of a creature being 10,000x more intelligent than us doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
ants don't build structures. they mindlessly fulfil their instinctive programming.
And who’s to say humans aren’t the same? The problem of consciousness isn’t solved.
you do the same thing
>Animals can't even figure out how to throw
That’s my mother. She just got a second mortgage on her house so I hired the chimp to pelt her with shit. Dumb old hag.
How else are you going to find out what happens when you jizz in a hillbillies eye? You think they're going to call your dad or somethin?
They were obviously drunk
chuds from this board would do this to alien hillbilly babes if they could
>develop technology capable of traversing the cosmos
>Get to earth
>Aw, shit, I crashed!
Every time.
I dont think any intelligent space faring species would think to account for women and asian drivers.
>he doesn't know about the CIA anti-spaceship forcefield
>develop technology capable of circumnavigating the globe
>get to destination
>aw shit, I crashed/wrecked!
Every time!
If you think traveling to even the nearest exoplanet is the same as traveling around the globe, you really have no concept of the distances involved.
Earth is a part of the galactic Bermuda triangle.
>When you develop enough technology, you unlock the invulnerability perk!
yeah that can never happen if aliens are re-
OH NONONONO
but really just because the species has the possible tech to do the things does not mean every member of that species space program is up to the actual task or random shit happens.
Why do you think that's alien it could very well just be a chinese craft or russian
If they can build a spaceship for interstellar travel they could probably have supercomputers piloting it to remove the possibility of human (alien) error
>computron 3000, deactivate autopilot
>tonight, I feel like sticking my pseudopod inside of a hillbilly and driving at the same time
>oh no
>if they can do this thing i'm supposing
>they could probably maybe likely possibly do this other thing i'm proposing
alien btfo by facts and logic
I think UFO/aliens ae just demons and fallen angels messing with us
True but that ends the conversation. People like talking about moronic what-ifs.
Why do people always assume that because they're not human they're some perfect beings that can do no wrong
Or maybe they’re not supposed to be here and are being shot down by a more advanced group that has sovereignty over us and act as protectors.
The way India intervenes when dipshits try to take a boat to North Sentinel Island
Grusch and Coulhart has stated there is more than one type of NHI on Earth. I'm leaning towards this Zoo hypothesis. I assume that the increase in sightings by military personnel of anomalous crafts defying the laws of aerodynamics are an indication that these guys are looking to make their presence known to man as we advanced technologically abd look to the stars. We are slowly stepping out of the galactic cradle and joining the big leagues or perhaps we are breaching the prison that is Earth and NHI wants to make it known that our destiny is not in our hands.
Planes don't crash during the cruise, they crash when they land.
Something no one ever mentions is the possibility that the aliens we encounter ARE the weirdos from their species.
While 99.9% of them are off making incredible technology and ascending and shiet, 0.1% is content to fly around and torture random developing species for fun. They might be the alien equivalent of pedophiles or public masturbators
And even if it’s just 0.0001% of their total population, if the aliens have a galaxy-wide civilization that could be like billions of socially maladjusted sadists with godtech zooming around the universe and looking for squishy mortals to dissect. Consider it.
You don't even need to skew that much to the 0.0001% of pedos, they could just be plain criminals
Aliens are always sexually abusing people. It happened in Independence Day etc.
That's actually a pretty good idea for an alien horror movie.
Humans get targeted by alien psychopaths and have to survive. Many die but there's a happy ending where the alien cops show up and bust them.
That's just Lilo and Stitch
>OH I'M SORRY
>I THOUGHT THIS IS WAS ANDROMEDA!
>I'M SORRY EVERYONE!
>I THOUGHT WE WERE IN ANDROMEDA!!
There's an SG-1 episode like that.
Which season?
im interested, what ep?
Are there alien zoomers?
when u really think about it, this was a humiliation ritual to all of middle america.
Mirage Men (2013)
serial killers don't build their own cars or worry about travel times
They were the underachieving hungover medical students with shitty grades. The chad aliens were back on their home planet making bank.
they're soul harvesters
>Exclusively harvests souls of inbred country bumpkins
those are the only people left with souls
And little girls.
Your knowledge of abductee stories is entirely molded by what you see and read in fictional media. These types of encounters have been reported across the entire world by vastly different cultures
>harvests
if you want to call it that you bigot
Since space travel probably leads to you never seeing anyone who doesn't travel with you again and never being able to get any info that would be of use back to your ppl in time all space travellers have to be outcast psychpaths who got nothing to lose and probably went insane years ago.
It's just a prank bro.
It wasn't real, OP.
Maybe the aliens that get here are morons who have been inbreeding for generations in space. That's why they act more primitive while having better tech.
Why do aliens always show up in modern times? They should make a movie where the aliens arrive in medieval times.
You should play Bloodborne.
Period sci fi is almost non existing, like period horror.
Still no black plague zombie horror for example
There's a tv show about zombies in medieval Korea iirc.
>Still no black plague zombie horror
Just a movie about the plague as it was, without zombies, would be horror kino
You're in luck.
Hard to Be a God (2013)
Budget. You do a sci fi flick, you have to pay for the special effects but can use modern, off-the-shelf sets and costumes. You do a medieval flick, you have few special effects, but need to pay for costumes and set pieces. You do a medieval sci-fi flick and you need to pay for both, so unless you think your idea is going to be a huge hit, you're basically just signing up for more cost for the same return.
Travis never said anything like that happened
>the first alien abduction was an interracial couple
What did the aliens mean by this?
now I'm 99% sure it's just the USA gov
They look like mother and son
this one happened earlier but everyone has kind of accepted this one was indeed the US gov https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antônio_Vilas-Boas
the movie is called Fire in the Sky
just in case someone's wondering
Thanks, you fricking Sherlock Holmes. I bet nobody in their fricking lives have heard of it, you fricking absolute moron.
So angry
Same way chinks got given cars and smart phones and only use them to run over babies and film pet snuff.
It really is ludicrous.
Just imagine the sheer time and effort it would take to move between galaxies, or the level of advancement a culture would represent if such travel was effortless, then imagine wasting time fricking around with the locals.
If they’re less advanced, why bother going to the effort? If they’re more, why wouldn’t we just use the doubtless wondrous technology to analyse them without the anal part?
It’s clear, hysterical, anti alien propaganda, and you all fell for it.
It was a joke. Dont act like you never put a firecracker in a frog before.
Yea this makes the most sense. Scientists who were just looking for information and could space travel wouldn’t need to probe any human anus. They’d be doing it for reasons that don’t even make sense to us. Their religion is centered on anal bacteria or something equally bizarre. Or they just like fricking with us. It’s why the hellraiser series was so much more disturbing before it became about “this is le HELL”
I believe the whole alien, UFOs and abductions meme is an American thing because of their media. I'm not talking about just the government interference or their cultural industry shitting alien movies/shows/books/whatever non-stop, but the whole celebrity status thing.
You know those e-celebs who are famous because of nothing? Some tard from Eudora, Kansas in the 1990s probably thought he would be famous if he pretended to be a survivor of an alien attack or whatever. Meanwhile, countries with more restrictive cultures or less flamboyant MSM just ignore this trash. That's why you don't see alien shit Kyoto in Japan, Aniva in Russia or Ticino in Switzerland.
>This only happens in USA guys, nothing to see here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrozavodsk_phenomenon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voronezh_UFO_incident
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manises_UFO_incident
>I only know about American stories therefore it only happens in America
functioning countries have mental health care for these people and dont turn their ramblings into national news
Thankfully the media in other countries protects the citizens from wondering about things by suppressing these encounters. I wish American media would protect me from my own thoughts
The US government did this as a social experiment. As in, kidnapped people and made them believe it was an alien kidnapping and then monitored the reaction.
It was a fetish thing.
they were there for another reason, caught him in a drive plume, then brought him onboard and treated the radiation poisoning they caused. neuronal damage was introduced through the largest, most easily accessed cranial nerve.
Sauce?
What makes you think they're Ayys from another universe? Some say they're biological droids that were built by an AI powered mothership scattered in the Earth Oceans that have been tasked with the surveillance of Earth life after I assume an intergalactic civilisation realised there was life on Earth thousands of years ago. We are living in a Zoo, and sometimes the Zoo keeper needs to capture an animal from its habitat.
I’ve driven to Snowflake AZ where this movie takes place. It’s an extremely eery place in the middle of nowhere
they're alien frat boys that are just fricking around
>Just the good ol' greys
>Never meanin' no harm
2001 aliens are the only movie aliens that make sense. Interdimensional beings waiting for us to get out shit together
>be US
>supposedly most advanced nation
>Saudis in collaboration with Mossad fly a plane into a building so ... instead of targeting Israel or Saudis you ..
>invade a primitive shithole like Afganistan for no reason
>rape some kids, kill some farmers and civilians, occupy the country for some years
>drop some chemical weapons here, use some drone strikes on schools here, bomb a hospital there
>leave
>leave half your equipment behind
>nobody in the government can say why they went there
>Arabs and Talibans are baffled as to why are Americans so evil and cruel
I can see it.
I bet aliens have evil dogs like that Black person Obama or that moron Bush, i can imagine them doing random shit just to frick with us.
>Have large amounts of weapons that need to be used up
>Generate pre-text to invade some shithole with no need to win, just use up the weapons so the next weapons contract can come up
>A lot of shit happens
>Rinse and repeat
>rape some kids
Nah that is more russian thing
you mean israeli
Well same thing
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmudiyah_rape_and_killings
burgers din du nuffing, only killed 1 million civilians in iraq
one fricking million people, Ukraine war would need to last 1000 years more to have that much of a civilian deathtoll
The difference is that whole Russia army is full of rapists. In us army (and west in general) there are freaks but they are usually pretty rare and get famous because of that fact.
bud have you ever heard of Fort fricking Bragg lmao
>bro but have you heard of this one counter example
>pivot to different single example
We’re talking overall my guy. What the media chooses to focus on is not a good way to determine reality
anon I'm sure they had to fricking change the thing's name because of the countless exceptions, from drug traffickers to serial killers, that popped up and keep popping up there.
I'm sure all the human torture, sexual abuse of both other soldiers and pows, the well known fact that the us armed forces and intelligence services were engaged in literal drug trafficking, all those things are coincidences.
Hell, what this anon right here is saying is ALSO a coincidence
the government isn't using civilians as guinea pigs and neither is the army doing the same to soldiers
>No one knows with certainty how many people have been killed and wounded in Iraq since the 2003 United States invasion. However, we know that between 280,771-315,190 have died from direct war related violence caused by the U.S., its allies, the Iraqi military and police, and opposition forces from the time of the invasion through March 2023
>Because not all war-related deaths have been recorded accurately by the Iraqi government and the U.S.-led coalition, the numbers are likely much higher. Several estimates based on randomly selected household surveys place the total death count among Iraqis in the hundreds of thousands.
https://watson.brown.edu/costsofwar/costs/human/civilians/iraqi
This makes perfect sense when you consider ~~*who*~~ was pulling the strings here IRL, not whatever crap they made up for the press that vaxxoids believe.
t. fierce advocate for trans kids
Why dont you tards realize we are cattle living in the galactic backwoods and all the ayylmaos are just bored country ass teenagers high on spaceweed who are doing the equivalent of taking their dads pickup truck on a joyride and tipping dumbass cows for a laugh.
No we're the center of existence itself and every civilization in the universe is constructed solely to come visit us and tell us how great we are and give us material to make israeli hollywood movies
>Profit
>crash spaceship
>let's go to that native's house and ask if we can borrow their space phone
>peek through window at their underaged children
>native children panic and their parents come in and start shooting their primitive weapons at us
>get an erection from the experience
>repeat it for days on end until space AAA comes along
ok be honest Cinemaphile. who else got turned on by this torture probing scene??
It's actually the united states government, the cia and fbi that abduct people, stick things up their butt, and put them on so many drugs that they think it's space aliens doing it. Don't believe me? The Cia would prank each other by putting LSD into each other's coffee, I don't think pretending to be aliens for the lols is that outside outside realm of possibility
It was supposed to be inexplicable wtf they were even doing. And if you didn’t notice it wasn’t like a typically stereotypical pristine, white, glowing aethereal alien ship, it was filthy with trash and bodies and debris and rancid rot, like those aliens were clearly fricking evil, unhinged demons. Could have been doing all that just to extract the fear from his blood or some shit.
Funny thing is when I was a kid this movie or Signs or Alien was the scariest shit I’d ever seen to the point where I’d always keep my shades shut at night so no xenos would be lurking outside my window waiting to do God knows what, but as an adult, wtf? Aliens? Who gives a frick, I half expect them to show up at this point and they couldn’t be worse leaders than the ones we have now.
>literally a reddit post with the exact same words yesterday