Bullet Train

Am I really going to have to look at this mug for the whole film? Good lord

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The polar express is better

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wish they dressed her in more appealing outfits, she's got a nice body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Noice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she reminds me of a less attractive anastasia rose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why did this movie and this casting appest you so much? did she play in something else you disliked? did that actress act in a way that made you upset? why can you not disassociate actors from movies? are you maybe a child? a small child who cannot understand the big world around them and is lashing out without any context or relevance? yea I think its that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool it with the Antisemitism OP

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the whole film
    Yes the entire 2+ hours is her face instead of the main actor Brad Pitt.
    Fricking moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, I'm gonna take OP completely literally, that'll show him!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, dumb frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice reddit post homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She IS in the film quite a lot though. She's not in one scene or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, dumb frick.

      you are a bad poster

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else want to put a bullet in her 5head and skull frick her or is it just me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry the movie appropriately takes care of that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just you. But it does look like it'd make a good tennis ball.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Butterface Train

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trains is tough job, stay strong.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw her in White House Down, hated her face then, hate it now. I don't know how she made big lips look bad but she did it. Just look like shapeless liquorice glued to her face.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    da nose knows

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She does just something for me

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine NOT wanting to frick her. OP you gay homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a troony
      you may be subconsciously attracted to males, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you may be subconsciously attracted to males, anon
        no u

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/2bTDQ2i.png

        Am I really going to have to look at this mug for the whole film? Good lord

        She legitimately looks like a drag/troony twin of my sisters ex boyfriend, what the frick. The likeness is uncanny.

        Imagine not wanting to smash this big-tit Aussie.

        Holy shit, kept scrolling and saw this. Im an aussie. Did i just find out that guy went on to become a girl????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are mentally deranged and give a bad name to our whole country, she is a female born and bred, and ripe for breeding

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly shes not bad looking in the other photos/webms other than OPs, but she straight up does look like a female twin of the guy in OP.
            I only say troony twin because people were already mentioning it and its funnier

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              fair, but she's not shes a cute girl, female human a female of our species, also watch this dub flick sometime its great fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the face of a Diesel if I ever seen one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated comment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you mention Thomas one more time swear to god...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful israeliteess waifu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine wanting to frick her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's fricking ugly you sewer dwelling hunchback frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She cute but she does look like Irish/israelite mutt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would but my standards are those of a 40 year old man who hasn't had sex in 6 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick how did she bog herself to that degree? Did she get a nose enhancement? Speaking of bogging, someone post Sandra bollock in that movie, she's beyond recognition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she didn't anon she got a bit older, thats what happens, she is still cute as frick and is a psychotic butthole, and its hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >black hair
      >pale skin
      >blue eyes
      >big breasts
      >big lips
      >dressed in pink
      Seriously, my dick could only take SO MUCH

      like this?

      Nothing went wrong, she's a cutie and if you can't see that I pity you.

      I will remind them.

      why is she so smug bros

      I can't explain it, but whenever I see her face, I can't shake the feeling that she got molested at a young age. She has one of those "molested at a young age faces"

      Does Cinemaphile know what I'm talking about? Only other actress I get that feeling from is the YouTube react girl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol, mass replying homosexual, no, no idea what your talking about, you utter wanker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >yt react girl
        its time to stop posting zoomy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gain self respect ya simp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you. yet you still have millie bobby brown simps, if anyone is ugly its that skeleton lookin b***h

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her sister is hotter google her

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she gets run over by the fat black man in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't we all

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now THAT is a potato face.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    totally unrealistic film, not sure how normies can suspend disbelief this hard. There's atleast 3 separate times she was alone with the guy in closet, and wasn't raped.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to impregnate her... God is that too much to ask for?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you haven't seen Sandra Bullock's face yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one has seen it since 2012.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was she cgi?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fat bulbous nose
    >weird wormy lips
    >fivehead
    >potato shaped face
    That's a mess.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her other movie

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not wanting to smash this big-tit Aussie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her sister is hotter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aussie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Aussie.
      i honestly just assumed she was merican. I know her from anons waifu posting about her so bullet train is the only time ive actually ever seen her in anything and heard her speak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know her the Netflix movie where she has to pick which Chad she’s going to date and which ivy league school she will attend. Really relatable film for the average young woman out there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine not wanting to smash this big-tit Aussie.
      Looks israeli (derogatory).

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK Diesel, if you catch my drift.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black hair
    >pale skin
    >blue eyes
    >big breasts
    >big lips
    >dressed in pink
    Seriously, my dick could only take SO MUCH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her nose is perfect. inb4 tards say she should have it redone. also great khazar milkers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Forehead jets out almost as far as her nose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He made good music in Placebo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        best post in the thread

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unfortunately

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong with Cinemaphile bros ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn't liked her until I saw her legs, all I need are nice legs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well i think men who see this and think "yuck" are not real men, i consider them on the same level as trannies. Definitely something fricked up with their brain or hormones. I am sure i am not the only one who thinks this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >square head
          >potato nose
          >shapeless wormy lips
          I need more than just blue eyes, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          get some standards. women can smell desperation. you'll be stuck with square faced icebox goblins like her until you start demanding better for yourself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i think these women were just smelling you anon (because you stink, if you didn't get my meaning)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing went wrong, she's a cutie and if you can't see that I pity you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like this?

        evolved to be sprayed in gentile seed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Abs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not wanting to smash this big-tit Aussie.

      She's like A very sexy gnome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate modern cinematography so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name better movie homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her face looks like modern Chloe's head stuck on Kickass Chloe's body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lickable legs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a little gremlin but i guess i've stuck my dick in worse places

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like a Leprechaun, but probably the hottest one so not that bad.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like Sansa Stark had a child with Hit Girl and it survived SIDS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s moronic. How does a baby survive SIDS?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow …

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is SIDS?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > it survived SIDS
      that’s like saying she survived murder

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    choose your Juden woman Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      one of the ugliest human beings i've ever seen in a movie, including that deformed face guy from Under the Skin. absolutely disgusting taste anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever heard of the term hyperbole?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trying way too hard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she's diabolical lookin but that excites my weewee

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So she isn't diabolical looking.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              qrd ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are attracted to her because she is attractive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't get how you can look at this

          choose your Juden woman Cinemaphile

          and think this is attractive in any way. i appreciate yentas as much as the next goy, but jesus christ anon, get some fricking standards. this is the same level of shit taste that leads to someone like zendaya being so famous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very hot, any new arm hair or armpit hair pics?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how long until she elliot page's herself?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this flick tried way too hard to be cool and quippy. it's like if some high schooler saw a tarantino movie for the first time and tried as hard as possible to ape his style despite never having written anything before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you're just a sad gayot who can't enjoy things anymore

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man was hoping for pink underwear upskirts in the movie

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white actor/actress is ugly
    >it's a israelite

    every fricking time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >anon finds out actress is israeli
      >his gay brain convinces him she is ugly now
      many such cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you would be moronic not to enslave all israeliteesses and exterminate all male israelites, free labor and prostitutes would make any country's economy just explode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is an actual fantasy of someone
        lmfao, even if it was a joke this says everything about you as a real person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tell me more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Hollywood Ashenazi israelites yeah, the actual brown israeli israelites can be hot if you like middle eastern women.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mug is poor but everything else is top notch. When you get to the skirt scene HHNG.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was much hotter bald

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you could land a boeing on that forehead

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a great flick

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will remind them.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this film wants to be kill bill so bad but fails completely
    reddit train

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn't, at all.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is she so smug bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because she knows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Knows what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't be coy anon you know as well as she does

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst film i've seen in quite some time, reminiscent of that trash Everything Everywhere All at Once

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zero poz movie
    A toast for the Movie of the Year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its pretty great, that john wick director guy is a breathe of fresh air tbqhwy

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her features are all smooshed together like she has a tiny fricking head

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BANE LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did she get such a small role bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad actress with a pretty face. She got the role she deserved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly kind of peeved at that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes even cuter with blonde hair

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Special place for the ones who can pull off blonde tbh

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh thank God she's not British, I felt sure she would be. That's a very bong face.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She did a really good job making me hate her in this, emotionally manipulative b***h.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actress are chosen by their extracurricular abilities nowadays. They get the job if they are willing to go above and beyond, you know what I’m talking about. Fricking the boss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nowadays
      This has been the case since the dawn of Hollywood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nowadays
        You're in for a rude awakening when you figure out how the world works.

        I should have said “solely chosen”. They used to be able to find attractive ones that fricked the boss but those are getting rich on social media and OnlyFans nowadays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Slim pickings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was perfect for the role why are you upset?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Movie is made primarily for a male audience, I want to look at a pretty b***h.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no it wa made for everyone, after watching ust last week I showed it to my gf my work gf and others, everyone thought it was fantastic, and you did whats the problem with the girl? she is cute af

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then why are people complaining, dipshit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                idk why? you tell me, I'm not, I thought it was the best flick I've seen in ages, whats your story?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you happen to be one of those chicks with dicks?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no you homosexual, never watched the movie eh? time to stop posting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nowadays
      You're in for a rude awakening when you figure out how the world works.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why was the black guy obsessed with Thomas the Tank engine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Character color. It's fun. Worth it for the scene when Tange freaks out on the dirty little diesel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aren't you? his brother is more practical, but he can sus out any person in seconds, only white deaths kid fools him, and only a little bit, that shit was great, literally everything introduced in this flick has a pay off so much goddamn fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, i grew up with those trains as a kid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had this thought thinking of this film that he really thought of his brother as Gordan and himself as Thomas

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This b***h reminds me of Chloe Moritz or w/e her name is, ugly like a bulldog but still looks kind of frickable. Like a passing down syndrome girl.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    joey is cute, wholesome, and a good actress. if you disagree you are sexually gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you her promoter? Repeating things wouldn’t make it true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes a funny cute girl. I liked her a lot in bullet train and would happily watch her in something else again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic nose

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie try so fricking hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many movies not try at all?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for the Isekai scene

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she is so cute

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys think she is ugly but then you also find the hunchback from Notre Dame from game of thrones is attractive so I can't really trust your judgement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >makes up opinion for other people
      >reacts to own made up opinion
      Maisie Williams has been routinely mocked for being ugly on here for a decade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'd shag her rotten baby yeah!

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen her somewhere but I can't point the finger. Game of Thrones?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post her even better looking sister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >even better
      Joey is ugly as sin so that isn't hard

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >critics thought this movie was confusing
    Is this why RT scores are so worthless now? Are critics all just mentally disabled?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really? What is confusing about it? Those critics are just getting old, they can't follow shit anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They had the same complaints about Bad Times at the El Royale, I think any kind of narrative structure that isn't completely straightforward is too much for them

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's so damn hot

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayy joey king ova hea

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riley is hotter

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    her beak is distracting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic nose

      one of these 2 people are mentally ill - can you guess which ?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neurotic brad pitt, too many bongs with that pedantic 'humor', joke about a kids TV show that went on way too long. dumb movie.

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