Bullet Train is officially a flop

What went wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looked horrible, embarrassing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Straight to streaming movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was shocked when I first saw the trailer and it didn't turn out to be a Netflix production.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brad is entering the twilight of his career where he only stars in dogshit for easy paychecks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moronic premise

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people got tired of the flippy action, shaky cam, high contrast image movies from 2008, and no longer want to watch that trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So superheroes are replacing them. Focken hell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Capeshit has many flaws,but at least you can understand what is happening on the screen and will leave the cinema without a headache.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Thinks that 300 and Matrix 3 actually look REALLY good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also Japan was the empire of cool in the 90s/00s. Now it's worst Korea. It's really a 2008 movie release today.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she transblack now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she should have got her breasts out in the movie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does joey get her israelitebs out

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't even remember the last good movie he was in, or character he played. I thought he was shit in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood too, maybe Inglorious Bastards? That must have been 10+ years ago or something.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually nothing like the trailer and is a lot of fun. Don’t understand the poor reviews

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane"
    - David Leitch

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's dumb but kinda fun too
    watched it because my girl accidentally booked tickets so i went in without ever hearing the trailer of knowing anything about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she is accidentally cheating on you too

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hasn't this movie only been for out like 12 hours?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they empty a bottle of vegetable oil on Joey's head? Some kind of hazing ritual?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a stupid script, like Mordecai.

    >Heh heh, let's have quirky assassins do comedic stuff and funny reddit dialogue.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looked terrible.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brad pitt is cringe and has never been a "movie star", just a gossip rag prostitute.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your suave British assassin, bro

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Netflix or apple streaming movie isn't it? Like Pitt looks like a cancer patient and hit the wall just phoning in shit these days.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greng

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sex appeal on red carpet to promote film
      >zero sex appeal in actual film
      but why?...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gay movie execs

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casting el goblina

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hows that a flop?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You want to bet on a guy fricking an alligator? Bullet Train.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >60 year old post wall actor
    >zoomer trendy actress
    >oh japan aesthetic again
    >on a train!!!! that hasn't been done oh wait snowpiercer and train to busan

    btw has anyone figured out what rich connected family joey has? or is she just another producer's favorite? she was fine until she was shoved into popularity, like zendaya.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao wtf is wrong with her hair? Did she try to Black personfy it??

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