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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always come back to watching Today Now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah clip related is a true internet classic. yesterday i saw someone use the word 'grabble' in an unrelated context.

      Looking back these guys were a lot edgier than writers today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christ this hits close to home.
      I hope they paid that poor kid well.

      t. fat boy from Richmond, Virginia who constantly swam with his shirt on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their child actors are all really good

        How do you get a kid to pull off grown-up jokes like that?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there an archive of all their content somewhere for easy accessibility?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just sort oldest first on their channel

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE LAW

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You posted my favourite, but this ones goofy fun

    ?si=4ILAlINM5I-rlvfg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still think of the gaza scrap joke almost daily these days

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to their channel?
    They're now reading Reddit comments with AI voices
    What the frick is this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough money to justify the overhead of skit comedy is my guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youtube stopped bankrolling them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking those are real reddit comments

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not willing to check if those homosexual reddit comments are real or not but having 70% of the videos' length made up by some fake screenshots with a TTS voice is still complete ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an accurate parody of our shitty times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The channel was basically a pilot for a TV show. They got a show on IFC with different writers and a different cast that nobody watched and was canceled right away. The youtube channel never came back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look up full episodes of the IFC show
        >not as funny as the original YT series
        Very disappointing. But there were a few gems.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porkin' Across the USA was pure kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the biggest rock?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was in an Obama-era Onion video.
    My only accomplishment in life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats! Did you really frick that guy’s wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother cowrote this book and used to get like $20 royalty checks

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone wants to get you
    >in reference to help

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Shut the frick up and let me kiss you."

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good if you're a reader

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sports one about Sepak Tekraw (dont know how its spelled) was the hardest Ive ever laughed from an Onion bit.
    The most kino Onion video though is the future news one.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You thought you could opt-out? That’s cute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is your child missing out on teen-sex parties

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame the news got too absurd for them to outdo it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that, it's that the Onion is pozzed as frick like every other publication now.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outlet gets bought out by another company and run by Hillary’s daughter
    >turns unfunny
    Feels bad man

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Omar Al-Farouq of Al Qaeda

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a homosexual.
    Don't smoke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Schools Also Combating Racism With 'At Least He's Not A gay' Campaign
      This seems like a good description of positive racial interactions on Cinemaphile.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clickhole was kino too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul stepped up to the microphone and suddenly the music stopped, and Paul said, "Now there will be European lasso tricks with my fabulous length of rope."

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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