But seriously, what do they eat?

But seriously, what do they eat?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to say this. In some ways the cyberpunk genre has been extremely prescient when it comes to our present condition.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Onions. Lots of onions.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neat, I always liked the aesthetic of zion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like they saw the mako reactor from Final Fantasy VII and the underground Umbrella lab from Resident Evil 2, and said "Let's do that".

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's that from

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Animatrix - Final Flight of the Osiris

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kino

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually went to see that shitbag Dreamcatcher movie just because WB was showing that before the movie, and I was in terminal Matrix hype mode in the months leading up to Reloaded.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    commie gruel, didn't they have a whole scene in the first movie detailing it, ohh right you are only attracted to extremely shitty movies and probably never watched the first one, my bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woah this guy watches good movies like the first matrix!! so unique and sophisticated! LMFAO

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some kind of nutrient paste. Didn't they say it tasted like oatmeal and chicken?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, that poor fk in the first movie having to recite the shit about enzymes in a clear cut-away because he could barely get through it.

    you could see the growing panic in his eyes as he nearly loses it again towards the end.

    DON'T have characters rattle off shit like that unless you have one of those actors who has a natural facility for running through long autistic lists of technical terms.
    It's why they got all the Marvel guys to get buff, rather than find buff guys and try to get them to act. Hire for personality/type, THEN add the physical aspects where needed.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat the white porridge full of essential nutrients
    >Go online into the matrix.
    >Eat 15k calories at the heart attack grill
    >Dont' get fat
    >Finish the session with the red dress woman

    It's obvious they were all doing that shit. Rat boy even tried pimping her to Neo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There really was no reason they couldn't have a tube just fill them with porridge while they're in the matrix and never have to consciously suffer through putting it in their mouths.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they weren't everyday in the matrix, they were only getting in the matrix when there was a reason because it was dangerous due to the proximity to the surface they had to be in order to broadcast

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon are you moronic? They have their own simulations that are outside the matrix. Where do you think the Dojo fight took place or the jumping simulation or where Neo literally asks "this isn't the Matrix?" and Morpheus tells him it's a training program.

          You also have the flight control tower simulation at zion. They used simulations for everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fill them with porridge while they're in the matrix
        the anon said about the matrix he didn't say anything about a sim program that's why I corrected him.
        also Black person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick that was meant for

          anon are you moronic? They have their own simulations that are outside the matrix. Where do you think the Dojo fight took place or the jumping simulation or where Neo literally asks "this isn't the Matrix?" and Morpheus tells him it's a training program.

          You also have the flight control tower simulation at zion. They used simulations for everything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you damn well knew what they meant and were being pedantic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Mouse, does the woman in the red dress have an age slider, by chance?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the machines start or engage in any kind of space programs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but your father did. First man to land on your mothers moon sized ass.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazil did it better a decade earlier.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do they make stuff

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cum

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