Buzz Lightyear Was Bullshit

>Chance to make a 80s/90s Adam Strange/Flash Gordon Movie with SW vibe and have a full Alien cast to showcase how immense the universe is and traveling.

>Shows a bunch of generic humans and focus really hards on some homosexualry instead of the main importance of the movie.

Even Tim Allen roasting the hell out of this for their bullshit. Brainlets....

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nasapunk aesthetic is just as kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be better if we had an ACTUAL movie instead of this mockery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nasapunk
      there is nothing punk about it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would imply that Pixar actually cares about the art direction in their films rather than just making the most highly realistic backdrops instead.

      Frick Pixar's environment department for putting realism above all else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worst part is that now they can't scale back ala Illumination and Dreamworks because audiences are so used to it now. Their films will just keep flopping one after another.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they absolutely can scale back, the one generally well-liked recent pixar movie is Luca which is very self-contained and stylistic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The budget is still unknown.
            Dreamworks and Illumantion are working with 80m budgets right now.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar movies are so schmaltzy they must make Spielberg blush with embarrassment

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The token black dicke looks like one of the roaches from Terra formars

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it last week
    It was interesting that the direction is more Star Trek than space opera. The animation was beautiful and I enjoyed the designs of everything that wasn't a human character or Sox.
    What a generic story tho. Safe. Toothless. Maybe even a bit too high concept for the intended audience of children.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek as in classic or modern Star Trek? Because the latter IS space opera I mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely classic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Modern Star Trek doesn't care about science. There is some real science in Lightyear.

        Saw it last week
        It was interesting that the direction is more Star Trek than space opera. The animation was beautiful and I enjoyed the designs of everything that wasn't a human character or Sox.
        What a generic story tho. Safe. Toothless. Maybe even a bit too high concept for the intended audience of children.

        >What a generic story tho
        True, but it could have been great. It just goes to show that coming up with new interesting concepts is hard, and Buzz Lightyear is literally a parody character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be easier to come up with interesting concepts if they didn't have to limit the entirety of the cast to black people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Character designs come much later in the production process.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You damn well know that they were upfront about the fact that the designs have to be black and also look like urban youths of the streets of LA and NY.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You damn well know that they were upfront about the fact that the designs have to be black and also look like urban youths of the streets of LA and NY.

            There's plenty to criticize about topical and creatively-bankrupt storytelling without tapping on your entrenched fragile obsessions anon.
            And I don't mean you're wrong about literal brownie points as an obvious Hollywood directive, but your knee-jerk latching and priorities prove you can't really understand what's actually wrong with these modern products.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It was interesting that the direction is more Star Trek than space opera. The animation was beautiful and I enjoyed the designs of everything that wasn't a human character or Sox.
      >What a generic story tho. Safe. Toothless. Maybe even a bit too high concept for the intended audience of children.
      Hell no,
      The majority were humans and uninteresting, they focus more on homosexualry and "muh humans" than space itself.

      Don't ever compare this bullshit to Star Trek or any previous SF in general. This movie was shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will the torrent come out soon? I kind of want to watch it now because my best Pixar experiences of the last 10 years come from horribly lowered expectations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even now they're still in denial about it, but I assume it will get dumped in D+ soon enough and a rip will pop up

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Even Tim Allen roasting the hell out of this
    No he isn't chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he is you moron
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10970207/amp/Tim-Allen-SLAMS-new-Lightyear-movie-axed-Disney-film-flopped-opening-weekend.html

      Jesus you Disney Shills aren't even up to date lol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All I wanted some great space journey and equivalent of Flash Gordon and Adam Strange. Except all we get bullshit

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *