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By Eru's broken wind, I can fly!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they fly now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they fly now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, the horses are CGI so they do this instead. Wish I was joking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEY FLY

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy I sure am excited to see how this mixed race romance subplot turns out!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not watch shows with large amounts of Melanin.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahaha

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mOsT eXpEnSiVe ShOw EvAr

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where does he get his hair cut like that? What's Mirkwood (formerly Greenwood)'s barbershop policy?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why the obi wan running scene was shit and all these productions are shitty. If you want to do a running scene you put the camera in a fricking car. With these skywire shitrigs they have to speed walk like a moron with a shitty diaper to stay in proper frame. But it’s “safer”, easier, and a whole extra company of israelites get a paycheck for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you put the camera in a fricking car
      Through a woodland? You try that and get back to us, moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You set up a camera rail and then drive along the actor.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He actually looks good in these pics, chuds can't stop taking Ls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are lightening his blackness, even his fronis gone now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you give someone an office worker haircut in a fantasy film. Awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cause only James Earl Jones can pull off the long straight hair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so he should be rocking a 1970s fro?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he shouldnt be a Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh noes, is your man baby fantasy world of 100% made up D&D BS shattered by a random black dude? Like I get b***hing MJ in Spiderman isn't a hot red head like decades of comics.
            This sort of stuff? Ehhhhh not so much

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >D&D BS
              Weak bait.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Make it D&D and nobody complains, woketard

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this is almost a hundred years of books they are shitting on, you homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you’re a homosexualy r*dditor future-suicide though so your opinion doesn’t mean anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elves have long hair. Blacks don't have long hair. Blacks can't be elves ever.

          he shouldnt be a Black person

          This

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They should literally do some kind of white face and have long blonde hair.

          Hollywood has forgotten the whole point of a FANTASY film is the FANTASY part. Nobody wants a cast that represents America and looks like Americans.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol frick off Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True he looks good for an orc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dirty elves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so he should be rocking a 1970s fro?

      He may/may not get his head shaved by orcs in ep1
      We know he gets captured by them

      The woman he's banging is pretty hot for a 40 year old tbqh

      DEY FLY NAO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good
      No, he's still a black elf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE WUZ ELVES N' SHIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >good
      He really doesn't.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White men cant jump

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show looks worse every time I see a production photo

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they give him a buzzcut though? It's like they're trying to make him as un-elven as possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He may/may not get his head shaved by orcs in ep1
      We know he gets captured by them

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will all meme but the southland/Harad storyline is easily the most interesting bit of OC they have presented so far
    It's actually a way to expand middle earth without going too wild and show how the people of those lands ended up turning to Melkor worship when stuck in the middle of a Numenorean/Sauron power struggle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is...is.is t-that a Black elf? Am I seeing right?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The woman he's banging is pretty hot for a 40 year old tbqh

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we elves and shieeeet

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bought a physical copy of the magazine this morning, stay mad losers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mad because you spent money on useless garbage? wut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tribute, now!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post your little paki hands

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
    WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
    WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
    WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A fade buzz cut at that

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what era of elden ring this is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice plastic armor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all white males
      How did they get away with this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all white males humbly bending the knee passing the torch to a self-made strong womyn
        I wonder how they got away with this indeed. I also wonder who she's gonna bang

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gil-galad's immigration policy
        >no Sauron
        >no Blacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Excalibur remake looks promising.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    little hobbit girls are cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you know what would go really well with this barristers wig? Some leaves of grass.
        rings of power is the gift that keeps giving

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

      what in tarnation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

      Are boys extinct in this world? Also father walking while kids are working rubs me the wrong way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They identify as boys you BIGOT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The male harfoot/hobbit has what looks like a walking stick so he might not be mobile enough for physical labour
        These images didn't come with much context, just that they are a nomadic group

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of CGI makes me puke.
    Every shot looks fake and plastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't a single bit of CGI in any of the pictures itt lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kaching

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A toast, a toast to middle earth!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spend the whole meal picking leaves out of your food and drink

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buzzcut in a medieval society

    I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level
      I recommend you stay away from pic related, it would probably trigger you to death.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But can they swim?

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